 The list of "Cast Off Characters" for the movie "The Petrified  Florist," which goes by too fast to see, reads as so: The Hero...  Lester Coward; The Shero... Bettie Savis; Rich Man... John P.  Sockefeller; Poor Man... John Dough; Begger Man... Kismet; Thief...  Oph Bagdad; Doctor... Jekyll; Lawyer... Ima Shyster (the last five  names then repeat endlessly).