 The punch line to the unfinished joke the loudmouth at the bar was  telling (Its the mailmans last day on the job, he goes to a  womans house and she invites him in, makes loves to him, makes him  a wonderful breakfast and then gives him 5 dollars) is: Mailman:  What was that for? Woman: Well I asked my husband what to do for you  on your last day and he said, "Screw him, give him 5 dollars." The  breakfast was my idea!