 "Everyones Coming To New York" is the song sung by the men in drag  at the stage show scene where Snake first meets Cabbie. The lyrics  are as follows: Shoot a cop With a gun The Big Apple is plenty of  fun Stab a priest With a fork And youll spend your vacation in New  York Rob a bank Take a truck You can get here by stealing a buck  This is bliss Its a lark Honey, everyones coming to New York! No  more Yankees Strike the word from your ears Play the roulette  Theres no more opera at the Met This is hell This is fate But now  this is your home and its great So rejoice Pop a cork Honey,  everyones coming to New York!