 The ten "Dirty Deeds" are as follows: 1. Drink a beer in front of a  cop. 2. Punch the toughest kid in town. 3. Masturbate into a loaf of  bread in the supermarket bathroom. 4. Move the inflatable leprechaun  from the local car lot to the school football field in one piece. 5.  Steal a dead body and put it in the middle of the school. 6. Get a  signed homecoming queens bra. 7. Steal the Blank Lodges night  watchmans artificial leg. 8. Steal a car worth over $100,000. 9.  Find Duncan Rime. 10. Ruin the homecoming Carnival.