 When the deputies fail to remove the large stone Ten Commandments  "statue" from the stations lawn, they cover up or remove the stone  tablet which contain the Ten Commandments. In its place they add  their list of the "Top 10 Reasons Why Its Great To Be A Cop," which  reads as follows: 10. KNOWING WHERE ALL THE SPEED TRAPS ARE! 9. GET  TO USE A NIGHT STICK EVEN IN THE DAYTIME! 8. FRISKING! FRISKING!  FRISKING! 7. WE HAVE REALLY BIG BUSTS! 6. EASY TO REMEMBER OUR PHONE  NUMBER