Jon) are playing golf on a plateau, only to hit a ball into a  minefield; Col. Blake and Nurse "Dish" are working feverishly on  something, only to learn later that they were opening a bottle of  Champagne; Father Mulcahy is swatting a fly while crossing himself  at the same time; Hot Lips and Frank are reading the bible while  playing Footsie with each other; and Radar and Spearchucker are  tossing a football.