 Elaine is dating Kramer s friend Bob Cobb, who wants everybody to call him "The Maestro", because he s a conductor, and Leonard Bernstein s closest friends called him "Maestro" too. Bob owns a house in Tuscany, but tells Jerry that it s impossible to get a house down there, so of course Jerry tries to find out if it s really so. Meanwhile, Kramer wants to sue the coffee-shop that sold him the hot coffee in the previous episode, which he scolded himself on, so he hires a lawyer with a striking resemblance to real-life Johnnie Cochrane, called Jackie Chiles. At the same time, George thinks it must be hard for the security-guard at Susans uncle s store to stand up all day, so he buys him a chair.