 Brooke re-prioritize her life, withdrawing from homecoming queen consideration, having been there done that, afraid of being stereotyped. Principal Krupps tries to talk her out of it considering last year they exceeded their fun raising goal with her crowning last year. Mary Cherry and Nicole over here this, with Brooke out of the way this paves way for one of them to win the crown. Think it over once or twice who ll last the longest in this life, character or rock hard thighs...is the opening line and fitting for the run for homecoming queen. Ms. Glass finds Carmen squatting in her classroom, rudely blowing her whistle in Carmen s ear, claiming she is taking a power nap before the teachers quiz today. Carmen picks up her belongings, to which Claw asks to know what is going on. She tells the teacher that her mother had kicked her out but she will be staying at the McQueen home. Before she leaves Ms. Glass commends Carmen on her struggle this year and how she has turned things around at the school. Josh meets up with Lily at her locker giving her a kiss, who doesn t want to quite go public yet. Brooke sees the two of them together making her miss Josh. She quickly slips into Mr. Krupps office to pick up a form for Student Council President, to which April stands up to the blonde, angry that she is running, but welcomes the competition. Mr. Krups informs Brooke that her has brought in a special guest, Hellacious Akres (Michelle Phillips), a triple crown winner. Mary and Nicole revel in the woman s glory as she makes way through the hall. During class Mr. Krupps announces the passing of one of the students, Wendle Smeggma, having a moment...pause of silence as Hellacious comes on to announce the nominees for homecoming queen, Mary, Nicole, Carmen and Sam...who is shocked by the announcement. George convinces Sam to stay in the race, excited that she has been nominated. Brooke sits down with Harrison, who gives his condolences for her homecoming snub. Brooke calls him Mr. Snotty. Harrison is upset over the fact that a death of a student hasn t even phased the rest of the school. Brooke asks Harrison to be her campaign manager for Student Council. Carmen freaks out that Sam is nominated, which Sam tells her that George convinced her to stay in the race. Carmen becomes excited about backing Sam and Carmen for queen cookies when Sam tells her that she totally spaced, the room she was going to stay in is being converted into a nursery. Ms. Glass finds Carmen setting up camp in the Novack telling her to pack up her things, she s coming home with her. Early the next morning, Carmen is woken by Claw s alarm clocks as they work out to Sheena Easton. Ms. Glass also introduces Carmen to her chore wheel, which she made over night. Ms. Glass wants to help Carmen win the crown and get a clean home to boot. Nicole puts down Sam s nomination, saying its because of George and not because she is popular. Harrison catches Ms. Glass putting up a Carmen for queen poster, as Mr. Krupps comes along telling Ms. Glass that the student who passed had twice the limit of cough syrup in his blood wanting to implement random drug tests. Harrison goes to Brooke with this, who doesn t want to run a campaign against drug testing, telling Harrison if he feels so strongly against it then run himself, which he decides to do. As he leaves Brooke watches as Josh and Lily pass by. Ms. Glass runs into Hellacious, who she went to school with years ago, who remembers her greasy hair, and sexually ambiguous tie. Before Bio class, Brooke asks Sam to go over her platform, who wants to stay neutral because Harrison is her friend. Sam agrees to proof read her platform as Claw comes in demanding everyone write an essay on why Carmen should win as homecoming queen. Lily and Josh make out by what is left of the Forever tree, who is still nervous. She takes out a Wabba juice and cough syrup mixture, Josh agreeing to take come with her, which is suppose to help calm the nerves. Once again Brooke catches the two, seeing them drink the mixture. Carmen wakes up finding Ms. Glass making Carmen for Queen flawn. Carmen has her teacher sit down to talk to her about her drive to have her win homecoming queen. Carmen knows something happened to her in high school, asking her why pictures where snipped out of her yearbook. Carmen figures out it was Hellacious, being her Nicole. Ms. Glass tells Carmen why it hurts so much when she see s Hellacious, all she wanted was a friend to which Carmen tells her she does, asking if she wants to sit with her at the assembly. The next day during platform speeching, Harrison up first, who outs the mandatory drug testing that starts Monday. April Tuna is up next to many taunts, who tells everyone to shut up, the end is near, get with it, wanting to escape to another planet, wanting to convert the football field into a UFO welcoming station. Krupps, introduces Brooke next, who decides to change her platform, describing some of the side effects of abusing cough syrup throwing her support behind the mandatory drug testing in a moving speech to the students, wanting to open a depression center at Kennedy High. Josh and Lily decide to back up Harrison s campaign having made up stickers. Nicole and Mary result to a smear campaign on each other, Mary catching her informing her that they aren t even on the campaign radar. THey turn to Hellacious for help, who tells them she let the people believe she had heart, which she didn t, telling them to play to win or get out of the way. Brooke and Lily have an uncomfortable run in, in the Novack. Lily commends her on her speech, as an activist, wanting to still be cordial even though her and Josh are together. After a few words Brooke tells Lily she hopes her and Josh get some help for their syrup addiction. The two carry their argument out into the hall which Krupps over hears, wanting to know who is using drugs. Brooke tells Krupps that her and Lily where only going over questions that are bound to come up in a debate. Josh and Lily run into Claw who informs them that there is a rumor running around that one of Kennedy s finest is using drugs. They go to Harrison for help with Josh having to take the drug test. After Carmen finds out that Sam has unintentionally given April her support she goes to Ms. Glass asking her if she still has the flawn, which she does in her desk drawer. Josh swaps Harrison s urine with his own for the drug test. Mary and Nicole are having problems running a clean "fake" campaign. They only have one option, do what they do best, defame and destroy. During Bio class,Krupps comes in having Ms. Class send Josh with him to his office. There Krupps gives Josh the results of his urine test, having tested positive for drugs.