 Diane s rich, snooty, eccentric "Mummy" comes waltzing into town with some unusual news for her daughter: Diane needs to get married by tomorrow or else Mummy will lose her share of her deceased husband s estate, a clause written into his will. Diane wants to help Mummy out, especially after Mummy s plea to Diane: "I ll never be broke. I ll either be rich or dead, the choice is yours." The problem is compounded by the fact that Diane has no steady that she can call to even go along with a marriage-in-name-only plan. Sam is suggested and he initially declines because he says that marriage changes people and their relationship regardless. However he ultimately agrees. The quickie marriage plans and the actual ceremony at the bar take shape and get all the way to the middle of the ceremony, when Diane and Sam get into one of their typical arguments. Needless to say, the marriage does not take place and Mummy becomes destitute. There is however another solution to Mummy s problems, that coming from an unexpected source, her long time chauffeur Boggs.