 Lyn tells Paul she s not really interested in becoming (his) personal assistant, but accepts his offer of solicitation training- and then his offer to do some debt collecting at the royal rate of 10% on $5,000. Alex s lymphoma symptoms are back, big time - Karl tells him it may be a matter of days, he must finally tell even his kids, just now Christmas is near. Meanwhile Bree and Summer push Zeke to steal (well, switch with a blank) Susan s embarrassing hen party stripper-cop confusion tape, so Janelle can t send it to the TV station.