 As Jake s twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he s forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that s what he assumes the blue pills in his dad s bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he s going to need another party hat.