 Gonch s PE Service is failing to deliver and the 5th form are taking revenge on anyone they can find. The boys expand the service by washing the sports strips, and doing girls  sportswear too, as long as they can persuade Ronnie and Calley to do the laundry! Mr. Robson pins up notices advising of the "Access Club", sporting activities for everyone, including dance, but Freddie thinks this will mean less time for football practice. Helen is beginning to regret her impulsive tattoo, and everyone in the school seems to know about it. Danny s back, and immediately avoids the first P.E. lesson by going to an extra art lesson. Meanwhile, Gonch adds some of Mr. Robson s stash of shirts into the stack of available stock - the only trouble is that one of the 5th formers gets a shirt belonging to the sports teacher himself...