 While Rachel uses ludicrous excuses to slow Monica down before she notices, Ross and Phoebe find still missing Chandler in his office, afraid that becoming  the Bings  will spell marital misery, maybe as bad as his parents; Ross gets him to face things one at a time. Smoking in the hall, Chandler overhears the girls about Monica s pregnancy test, gets her a present and decides a baby can t be too scary. Internet-minister Joey has a hard timing leaving the film set, where famous co-star Richard is hopelessly drunk, but arrives just in time, still in World War I trench uniform, to officiate instead of the Greek orthodox priest Rachel asked to stand in, but without either notes, decorum or a clue about the proper order of the ceremony. After the I dos, Monica denies even having taken a pregnancy test, Rachel seems to know more.