 Two American mafiosi, Gino and Settimo, take refuge in the Glasgow cafe owned by their Scottish/Italian cousin. But cousin Roberto isn t the tough guy they d expected. His strengths are fish frying and stamp collecting, and he thinks Magnum 45s are a type of ice cream. Gino and Settimo try to repay Roberto s hospitality by chasing off a debt collector who wants his property, but their strong arm tactics alarm him and he realises they aren t the PR consultants they claimed to be