 With no real passion in life, Sage Andreola, a good looking, twenty something of mixed descent spends his time bumming around with a group of low-rent criminals who are just plain bad at what they do. Unmotivated and unshaven, he learns that his ex-girlfriend (who he still may be in love with) is getting married to a man twice her age. His dreary mood and world he knows are radically altered when Sage meets Jamie Vanderwall, his new confident, performance art-loving, lipstick-aficionado partner in crime. As fate and inherent eccentricities intertwine, Jamie may be just the woman to turn his head around and help him overcome the biggest obstacle yet.