 It s time for Susan and Steve to redecorate the flat, but that s going to mean Steve achieving the biologically impossible: a man having an opinion about fabric. His dilemma is made no easier when, dropping by Susan s apartment unannounced, he gets a view of Sally that opens his eyes to the beauty that is Australia. Patrick is having car trouble, or so he says. And Jeff s old buddy "Captain Subtext" is there to explain it all.