 When Audrey replies to Jack s detailed 7 months-plan after her break-up with Danny it takes a fling to lose her  last date virginity , Jack calls whistling construction workers  bluff to public acclaim. After two years steady with Elisa, Jill wants to dive in bachelor dating again; Mikey points out his black book is almost as lame as Barto s, so they plan a party and invite Elisa, expecting her to decline, Jack and Audrey. On Saturday the apartment fills easily, including Elisa, but conversations range from uneasy to awkward or even threats. While Mikey worries someone may touch his bottle of 50-years old tequila, Barto s med school adviser Nick Seraph, a reputed dating-shark, snaps up Jack in a minute, but even her fastest rate bores him soon, to Jill s relief. Barto is ecstatic when Audrey wants to see him alone, till she bares- an infected bellybutton, for free medical advice...