 Joey and Rachel rival who has the best news. Rach was promoted by Ralph Lauren in person to head a division, and may consequentially hire a personal assistant. Although Hilda has all relevant qualifications and plenty of experience, and even Phoebe says that must be the thing to consider professionally, she still chooses young Tag Johnson, who the girls and Chandler consider beautiful enough to be a model; he is greatly surprised his clumsy interview didn t loose the job, but increasingly suspicious when people believe him gay, a lie spread by Rachel to keep the hunk for herself, and more interested in Phoebe. Nobody had the heart to tell him the pilot stunk, so Joey was overconfident about his lead in Mack and CHEESE, and told director Terry he could stuff the Days of Our Lives- part of Dr. Drake Ramore s twin brother Stryker if he must do an audition for it; alas the producers phone the sci-fi-series is canceled, so Joey must beg Terry to take him on board... Meanwhile Monica tricks Candler into telling an embarrassing Disneyland-anecdote to Ross, who finds out and retorts, starting a series of spilled secrets the three use against each-other...