 Suzanne and Claire are close to producing the magazine, but can t find a way of printing it. Suzanne becomes a helpful student trying to get a chance to do her photocopying. She uses typing practice to type out some of the magazine articles. In the boys  toilets, Gripper gives some first formers a soaking, but he is outnumbered by a surprise response and the fight that follows is intense. Mr. Baxter and Mr. Hopwood break up the fight, and a furious Mr. Keating reads the riot act. All the boys involved are given a two week suspension. This latest news is added as "stop press" as Suzanne and Claire print out their first issue. Claire and Stewpot are caught necking in a cupboard, and it s the last straw for Mrs. McClusky who s just read the magazine...