 "Perky", "pert", "congenial", "fun"? Are these adjectives to describe Diane? If so, she could become the 45th Miss Boston Barmaid, as Sam as entered her into the annual contest without her knowledge. Realistically not a contest to test wait skills, the event is to be held at Cheers this year. Diane, who feels degraded, hates such contests and chastises Sam for entering her. However she changes her tune when she thinks that she can use any speech opportunity as a platform to air her feminist feelings. Although it ends up being an up and down contest for Diane, including quashed speech opportunities and the appearance of her infamous nervous facial tick, she does end up winning. But is there anything that could change her plans for making the big speech as winner?