 When something goes bump in the night, most have the good sense to realise that it is little more than the radiator settling down. Jay on the other hand is a different matter. One clang in the pipes and he s convinced that someone has broken into his house with murder on their mind. With a bit of reassurance from loyal girlfriend Amy, he manages to settle down. Almost. Another creak from downstairs, and he s bolt upright and wide awake, and unfortunately so is Amy. Central heating? Perhaps. The cat? Maybe. But Jay s not so sure, and feeling it s his duty as a man, he heads downstairs to investigate.