 Jill gets a visit from his kid sister Abby, who he will prep for an NYU dean s interview; her first question is whether big bro and Jack have sex. She misses the interview because getting facial piercings took too long, and runs off to a dance party with Mikey, who thinks David is the one out of line when he rages in as a bull to pull Abby out of the club, and hears the ingrate doesn t want to go to college, even blames him for  forgetting  his junior siblings after he spend nearly all his time for years being their substitute father. Eliza was asking a superior out, but decides to go alone, even though David, having to cancel, gave her tickets for two, and lands in a one-man version of Casabanca by the unknown Hugh Westland. Jack gets a last-minute assignment to cover a wedding between very old people. After Audrey finally notices Barto pays her true attention and he sees trough her though act, they have sex- she tells Jack it was the best in her life, but doesn t consider it hooked them up; then director Travis comes to make up, Barto sees them and dumps the breakfast he was about to offer her. After Abby gets arrested for a futility, Jill seems to be trough bothering after bailing her out with Jack, then makes up with sis and Mikey.