 Carrie finally sees Berger s apartment, and likes it but hears it s the work of his ex Lauren, just as his sleeping sounds machine. Big suddenly phones her from California. Charlotte aces her Jewism classes, but is shocked that she must abandon all Christian traditions, even Christmas trinkets. Miranda s Steve has a new girlfriend, Debbie, so she accuses him of neglecting his paternal duties. Samantha fucking him at a crazy would be-designers handbag party gets her Raw-waiter fired, but when she offers to recompense him financially he s insulted; while she makes up, he tells he s an actor named Jerry.