 The host for the episode is Miskel Spillman, and the musical guest is Elvis Costello. The skits for this episode are as follows: The cast are thrown into a panic when they learn that John Belushi had Miskel Spillman smoke one of his joints to calm down before the show, and she s now completely stoned. Buck Henry introduces Miskell for her opening monologue, still high on John s pot. The Date the Self-Conscious Association helps self-conscious people by fixing them up with very obnoxious, tactless or stupid dates. A poor couple struggle to give each other gifts for Christmas. E. Buzz Miller presents selected items from his collection of art featuring naked women. A college student coming home for the holidays introduces his 80-year-old girlfriend to his parents. An alcoholic Santa taunts a little girl asking for presents. Mr. Mike tells a least-loved bedtime story about The Soiled Kimono. Elvis Costello performs "Watching the Detectives" and "Radio, Radio".