('23705',' Australia 1830. Jemma and Jamie McCloud are left behind on their father s farm with their aunt Agatha. Lachlan McCloud sails to England to ask attention from the government to do something about the corruption in New South Wales. While he s away aunt Agatha sells the farm and the two children are left homeless. Jemma and Jamie are told that their father drowned at sea. They meet Red Tom and Nipper and are determined to find their father s will.',' Lisa-51'),
('23706',' Runaway Island is set in Sydney, Australia in the 1830s. Miles and Simone Buchanan play Jamie and Jemma, the newly orphaned heirs to several thousand valuable acres of land. Cheated, harassed, and pursued by corrupt Australian officials, Jamie and Jemma take refuge on a remote island. Made for Australian television, Runaway Island was the first of a series of TV movies revolving around the adventures of Jamie, Jemma, and their many "misfit" allies.',' Hal Erickson'),
('23707',' The Raders look like a normal middle-class American family, with a dad, Paul Rader, his lovely wife Lily, teenagers Henry and Hannah and 8-year-old Tommy. Those are their real names, but as they struggle to blend into a new life in Bridgewater, Iowa, they are all using secret identities. This family is on the run, hiding from the legal system that unjustly convicted Paul Rader of a terrible and violent crime. Adding to the danger, the real killer is now threatening the lives of the Rader children. As Paul works to protect his loved ones and uncover the evidence that will clear him, he lives with the daily fear that someone will accidentally reveal the family s dark secret.',' Anonymous'),
('23708',' Psychologist David McKay tracks down runaways from bad or broken homes and tries to help them rebuild their lives. He s helped by his girlfriend, Karen Wingate, and by Mark Johnson and Susan Donovan, two former runaways he found and adopted. After a limited run in 1978, the series went on hiatus and returned briefly a year later with psychologist Steve Arizzio replacing McKay, and a revamped supporting cast.',' Marg Baskin <marg@asd.raytheon.ca>'),
('23709',' This episode has Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick as the Runaway. Her character is named Janet, but she is called "Jan" for short which might provide a chuckle or two because of the Brady Bunch character, "Jan Brady", which was sister to Maureen s "Marcia Brady" character. Janet, age 16 years old, feels she is not loved by her parents who own a real estate agency, she was a "unexpected pregnancy" as her mother gave birth to her at age 42. Her parents love and dote on their oldest daughter but seem to care very little for Janet even when they hear she has ran away from home. Janet falls in love with a minor league baseball player and tags along with him and the team on a road trip to Bakersfield. She is very jealous and an emotional wreck at times when she feels her boyfriend does not pay attention to her. She checks in with her sister one night on the phone, who begins to be concerned so she hires clinical psychologist Steve Arizzio who tracks her down eventually. Steve begins to realize that even Janet s parents have no concern for her whereabouts and understands why Janet craves attention and love from others. Eventually it is Janet s sister who adopts her, dropping her selfish fiancée along the way allowing Janet to finally find someone who will love her, give her attention and treat her with the respect she deserves. Steve Arizzio solves another missing Runaway case for this short-lived Quinn Martin production series that ran on NBC during 1978 and 1979. Brady Bunch fans were deprived of a Brady Bunch reunion had Maureen appeared on the series the previous year when actor Robert Reed played the lead role in the Runaways and could have tracked her down. This series is not that bad, the concept is overall intriguing and if done correctly might even work on today s television format.',' Anthony McWhorter'),
('23710',' A documentary in four parts about the history of Broadcasting in the German state Bavaria, from it s beginnings in 1924, over the "Gleichschaltung" under the Nazi rulership, the re-establishing under American control after the war and the addition of TV to the "Bayerischen Rundfunk" in the early 50s to the present (1999).',' Anonymous'),
('23711',' Lupin the 3rd, The World s Greatest thief, who s proud of being the grandson of the infamous French thief: Arsene Lupin. Accompanied by his comrades who help him pull off the biggest heists in thievery history, while Inspector Zenigata has vow his life in capturing Lupin. But Lupin isn t you d average criminal. From the humorous and brilliant mind of Monkey Punch, brings you the first TV series of everyones favorite thief.',' J LeGault'),
('23712',' Three Scrolls contain the secrets of creating the Zantetsu Sword(Goemon s sword). They were first stolen by Arsene Lupin the 1st in the 19th Century. Arsene Lupin the 2nd stole a dagger with the same cutting ability the Zantetsu Sword had. He was challenged by a Swordsman(who is Goemon s master later on), but lost during the duel. But he stole the scrolls from Lupin the 2nd for himself. Now Lupin the 3rd wants to steal them back to regain his family pride. But Goemon and Fujiko also want the scrolls.',' J LeGault'),
('23713',' On one wiry night, Lupin encounter a mysterious man named Mamo Kyosuke. He claims to be be from the 29th Century. He tells Lupin that on March 31, 2874; Lupin the 13th destroy the Mamo Clan. And for that Mamo gives Lupin 4 days to live. Because on the 4th day Lupin will vanish from the face of the earth. Lupin finds this to be baloney, so he went to pull a heist with Jigen and managed to steal a golden statue, but then it vanished from their position. Mamo reappears and tells Lupin that he went back in time and prevented the statue from ever been modeled. It was a warning in what will become of Lupin. As Mamo can simply go back in time and kill off any of Lupin s ancestors. This really made Lupin freak out. Question is who is Mamo really? And how can Lupin defeat him before the 4th day comes?',' J LeGault'),
('23714',' Lupin and Fujiko s quiet boating expedition is interrupted with a speedboat which crashed into the rocky islands. Lupin went swimming to save the woman. while Fujiko left Lupin with the woman with jealousy. The woman Lupin saved was Linda who works for a doctor(who is a world-renowned expert in nuclear fission) on a near by island. That island is run by the Kirein Killers(killers of the sea) who want the doctor to achieve in his research so they can use it in their own will. Lupin and Jigen decide to try to save the Doctor and find out more about the mysterious Linda.',' J LeGault'),
('23715',' Ivanov is a professional money counterfeiter who is being protected by Madame Silver Fox. His skills on counterfeiting are so perfect, you can t tell it apart from real money. Which is why Lupin wants Ivanov s skills put to use for him. While Baron Ukraine wants Ivanov to work with him. Baron however hires Flinch and Fujiko to prevent Lupin from getting Ivanov. Now who ll get to Ivanov first?',' J LeGault'),
('23716',' Lupin competes in the Hida Speedway Race. The race itself is a set up by the Scorpion Gang(lead by Mr. X) to kill or capture Lupin. While Zenigata following Lupin during the race and Fujiko in Trouble. Lupin will have to race and eliminate the Scorpion Gang s plan at the same time.',' J LeGault'),
('23717',' Lupin and his gang plan to steal documents for a new computer. Fujiko however encounters Poon, who was her boyfriend from the past. Poon s boss shot Fujiko, and she s now close to death. Lupin tries all he can to recover her, but she needs full treatment at a hospital. unfortunately Poon and his boss steal the documents and Fujiko as well. Jigen and Lupin follow them back to their hideout. Only problem is Poon refuses to let them near the hideout. Lupin now must find a way to save Fujiko s life. And what happened between her and Poon?',' J LeGault'),
('23718',' Zenigata was given an invitation to an Internation Police Convention in Europe. His chief insists that Zenigata should attend it. But Zenigata tells him he can t, until he catches Lupin. As Lupin declared to Mr. Kinman s golden bust within 3 days. Zenigata is now more determine to catch Lupin more than ever. Lupin learns about this and plans to steal the bust like plan. But it becomes frustrating when Zenigata orders more guards and security messages around Kinman s propriety. How will Lupin nab the golden bust?',' J LeGault'),
('23719',' Lupin and Fujiko successfully pull off a heist, till Zenigata shot Lupin with a tranquilizer dart. Zenigata for the first time ever, successfully caught Lupin with no problem at all. Lupin then was sent to a prison. Fujiko does all she can to get him out of prison but Jigen stopped her either way and told her that Lupin can be able to escape anytime. But a year past and Lupin didn t even tried to escape. His execution date is already set. Is Lupin s days coming to a near?',' J LeGault'),
('23720',' Lupin meets Fujiko who is seeking The Star of Killamanjaro diamond from a mob boss. But the Mob Boss wiped out his memory which made him forget what happened 6 months ago. And died shortly from heart failure. The diamond is in fact implanted in his chest. And will require surgery to recover it. Lupin and his gang must go after the ambulance that s departing the corpse of the Mob Boss and retrieve the diamond. But it won t be easy with Inspector Zenigata and the police escorting the ambulance on the way to the morgue.',' J LeGault'),
('23721',' A millionaire/underworld boss, Mr. Gold owns a deck of cards that was once own by Napoeleon himself. It s said that who ever holds them will receive good luck. Lupin sends a phone saying that he ll steal the cards on Mr. Gold s Birthday at a struck of midnight. After Lupin steals the deck of cards, he and his gang start getting attacked by Mr. Gold s hit men and the police as well. As if the cards are giving them bad luck instead of good.',' J LeGault'),
('23722',' Goemon Ishikawa XIII is the decedent of the famous samurai Goemon Ishikawa. His Zantetsu Sword is able to cut anything. Which makes it a perfect weapon. His mentor has given him a mission to kill Lupin. But the whole thing is a set up by his mentor and Fujiko Mine. Can Lupin find out what their plan is before he gets sliced in half by Goemon?',' J LeGault'),
('23723',' Both Lupin and Fujiko have disguised themselves on a yacht. Their both after Catherine s wedding gift, the Eye of the Nile. Which was said to be once own by Cleopetra herself. When they both try to steal it, it turn out to be a fake. Now they must try to figure out where Catherine hid the real one. It won t be easy with Zennigata snooping around.',' J LeGault'),
('23724',' Fujiko stole something from a guy named Pycal. Lupin provides Fujiko protection as he doesn t find thugs a threat to him. But Pycal isn t a normal guy. He s a magician who can shoot fire from the tip of his finger, walk in mid air, and can survive from fire power with out an injury. This freaks both Jigen and Lupin out, and they both find this impossible to believe. Lupin must find out Pycal s secret to his magic powers and what was the thing Fujiko stole from him?',' J LeGault'),
('23725',' A bridge bomber has been blowing up several bridges under Lupin s name. The actual Lupin and Jigen investigate on who this bomber is. They studied the bomber s pattern and found out that his attempt is to force an armored truck to take alternate routes so he can steal the money. When Lupin and Jigen locate the bomber, they end up getting caught in a trap. Now the bomber wants them to help out on his attempt to explode the seventh bridge and retrieve the money. He knew Lupin won t corroborate with him so he showed Lupin that if he refuses, he ll kill a young girl he kidnapped. Lupin didn t want to see an innocent girl get killed so he ll corroborate with the 7th bridge attempt. But can Lupin and Jigen finish up a job they weren t involved with in the first place and save a life of a girl, Lupin hardly knows about?',' J LeGault'),
('23726',' Fujiko is planning to steal one of the twin statues for herself. But a criminal organization want the statues too. Even Lupin wants them as well as the whereabouts of a gold mine. But in order to do so, you ll need to pay a sum of money to the village elder who s being hold hostage by the Hayate, leader of the organization. Now who ll win the gold and have the last laugh?',' J LeGault'),
('23727',' Lupin the Third, grandson of the "gentleman thief," Arsene Lupin, traveles the world in search of challenging loot to steal, along with his companions: The sharpshooter Daisuke Jigen, the swordsman Ishikawa Goemon XIII, and the deadly beauty Fujiko Mine. Chasing them to the ends of the earth is the redoubtable ICPO officer Inspector Koichi (The Ol  Man) Zenigata. Whether it s a billion dollars  ransom menat to save the city of Pisa, Italy, a solid gold van, or the mask of Tutankamen, Lupin will go after it!',' Pat Payne'),
('23728',' Lupin the 3rd returns in this new and second TV series. This time he and his friends, Jigen, Goemon, and Fujiko travel the world to find treasures, money, and heists to pull. While Zenigata is still on Lupin s tail and will chase him no matter where he goes. The Red Jacket series received more success than the Green Jacket Series received. It ran for 4 seasons with a total of 155 episodes!',' J LeGault'),
('23729',' In Hong Kong, Lupin and Jigen try to steal diamonds from a smuggling Ship owned by Kou Chin Ko. But all they could find are just Chickens and not a site of diamonds at all. So their next plan is to infiltrate Kou Chin Ko s lair at Dragonbaum Garden. Containing a restaurant and a martial-arts tournament which Goemon is attending.',' J LeGault'),
('23730',' Lupin and Jigen were captured and taken in by Zenigata himself. But the squad cars went to a halt and were attacked by bandits with Suicide Ray Guns. Which cause all the cops to commit suicide. The bandits took Lupin and Jigen and were questioned by their leader Basara, who wants to know where Lupin is hiding the diamonds in India. Lupin doesn t reveal where he hides his stolen belongings, so him and Jigen got imprisoned in a dungeon that has a surrounding wave of the suicide beam. One touch of the beam and it ll be the end of them. Can they escape the wrath of Suicide Ray Guns? And how does Basara know that Lupin is hiding diamonds?',' J LeGault'),
('23731',' The last bottle of Bordeaux wine from the era of Napoleon is going to be a Christmas gift for the President of the USA. Lupin and his gang plan on stealing it and enjoy as their own Christmas gift. But it won t be easy with the French Police and Zenigata guarding the bottle.',' J LeGault'),
('23732',' Lupin meets Jacqueline a woman who became a millionaire by acquiring alimony and inheritances when she changes husbands. Lupin s plan was to steal her diamond collection, but since Jacqueline is an attractive woman, he can t get his eyes off her looks. He even spends some time with her as well. Jigen finds it a waist of time while Fujiko is after the diamonds for herself. But she got caught by a wanted cobra tamer, who has some connection with Jacqueline. Which woman will Lupin go for?',' J LeGault'),
('23733',' In Washington D.C., Don Kecchi is planning to give his fortune to charity worth 20,000,000,000,000 yen. Lupin and his gang steals the fortune and shot Fujiko for trying to steal it for herself. Zenigata saw the whole thing and couldn t believe it. In the distance the real Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon saw what had happened and very confused. As the whole thing appeared to be done by a hologram projector. Zenigata(who thinks it was real) fires at Lupin without asking questions. Lupin made a run for it, and was on the front cover for murder and robbing the money. Lupin was outraged by this and decides to find the real Fujiko for questioning. At the end what is Don Kecchi really planning for his fortune, and who ends up with the fortune?',' J LeGault'),
('23734',' The ICPO has hired Marianne for their Astrology Project. In which they use fortune tellers to predict a criminal s movement. And Marianne is able to predict what Lupin s next heist will go. Lupin s next heist in fact is stealing the Poseidon s Tear owned by the King of Danmel. When Lupin succeeds in stealing the jewel, his plan was back fired when his escape route didn t go as smoothly as plan. The question is, is Marianne really able to sense Lupin s every move? Or is she a fraud who has a scheme of her own?',' J LeGault'),
('23735',' The Black Panther is a mysterious jewel which has an illusion of a panther whenever you shine it towards the light at a certain angle. Lupin finds it to be the perfect gift for Fujiko s Birthday. But it ll be hard to retrieve it with the museum it ll be display will have strict security, as well as Inspector Zenigata teaming up with a French Inspector "Conaiseau". So Lupin will have to plan out a simple strategy to steal the gem. With a bit of some chasing and trying to uncover the gem at a nudist beach.',' J LeGault'),
('23736',' In Japan, Marukin safes are one of the most unbreakable safes in the country. Lupin however, manages to crack open the safes. Marukin the head of the company is facing bankruptcy due to the customers finding the safes useless to own. Tetsutaroo (the son of Marukin) challenges Lupin to try to open a safe with no combination or visible door.',' J LeGault'),
('23737',' Casino Paradise is an artificial island floating on the harbor of New York. It s operator: Domino, plans to use the $500,000,000 capital in the 3 mobile safes to back his own run for president. Lupin plans to take that money for himself. But was met by Nina, Domino s daughter who admires Lupin s fame as an infamous celebrity. As a fan she offers assistances to Lupin which helps him a lot. But things start to turn upside down when Robert, Domino s campaign manager of Casino Paradise, has a strategy of his own.',' J LeGault'),
('23738',' Lupin and his companions spend their Christmas in New York City. Margaret who owns both Tiffany s Jewelry and a TV station likes to hire them to rob her store on live Television. Lupin finds this to be challenging as the entire store is full of floor sensors and security making it impossible to set foot on. Fujiko however takes the blank checks that Margaret gave as a token of agreement. Fujiko ends up buying luxury valuables right time she s at the point of being in debt. Which means Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon will have to rob the Jewelry store as in planned. But how can this job be accomplished without getting thrown in jail which is Zenigata s Christmas wish.',' J LeGault'),
('23739',' Zenigata comes straight to the FBI HQ to find out that Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon have turn themselves in. Zenigata knew that something was up because they wouldn t just come right in and be confine. In fact they do have a plan in setting free an old timer criminal who has the same name as Clyde Barlow of the couple bandits: Bonnie and Clyde. After they spring out of confinement, they re setting course to steal a myna bird from a trailer that s the substitute of the National Super Bank that s being made. The Mynah Bird was taught to know the combination on a safe that has the goods. But when Clyde s partner who has the same name as Bonnie Parker, things become interesting when these 2 old time criminals pull off a heist together. But will they get what is in the safe?',' J LeGault'),
('23740',' An old Detective named Mikawa Hanshichi isn t the cop he use to be. He s all washed up and can t catch a simple thief. But to Zenigata, he s one of the greatest. 10 years ago he tried to catch Lupin but Lupin ended up saving his life, so he made a promise that the next time he met Lupin, he ll get even with him. In celebration of the founding of Asakusa Temple, a golden statuette of Kannon will be displayed to the public. Lupin will try to steal. And this will be Mikawa Hanshichi moment of return, to get back his dignity.',' J LeGault'),
('23741',' Lupin(who is half asleep) receives a phone call from Fujiko that she s the first witness of a Scientist s Diamond Making robot, and told him to see it for himself. So he, Jigen, and Goemon did so, even though Lupin kept thinking he just dreamed. But by the time they go there, the Robot was taken by Gavotte, a dimwitted gangster who needs the robot as a present for his girlfriend, "Baby". Unfortunatly the robot only produces Icy Water and diamonds. So Gavotte gets his men to kidnap the Scientist and soon it becomes a series of failed exchanges between the robot and scientist, so Lupin and Gavotte agreed to do a swap site at an amusement park. But can the Robot be brought back to it s Diamond working order?',' J LeGault'),
('23742',' Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon head towards the Repulic of Borodias, as Jigen received a letter from Angelica, a woman he met 8 years ago. The country is in the middle of a war, and their objective is to help transport a Dr. Othello, leader of the freedom movement. Jigen discovers that Angelica has became a nun because she lost her families fortune and had nowhere else to go except to devote her life to God. She s been helping the wounded soldiers of Borodias and has aided Dr. Othello who s suppose to be the key to ending the war. So can Lupin guide the Doctor to safety?',' J LeGault'),
('23743',' Fujiko is setting her eyes on the canon of eternal life and youth hidden in the jungles of Thailand. Which is the same thing Emmanuelle Poirot(granddaughter of Hercule Poirot) wants it. Lupin works with Emmanuelle but wants the canon for himself. But who will get it first?',' J LeGault'),
('23744',' Lupin and Jigen are after the inheritance of Kuranari while Goemon wants a value of Kuranari. The will of Kuranari says whoever solves the mystery and location of his possessions will be theirs to keep. But a clan of Fuma Ninja also want those inheritances. So it s all up to Lupin to solve the mystery of the whereabouts of the valuables.',' J LeGault'),
('23745',' In Stockholm, 2 twin sisters (Latica and Anita) have been fighting repeated death matches. Reason why is one of them wants to claim the hidden viking treasure that was discovered by their own father. And before his death he gave both them a tattoo treatment on their back with the map of the location. But the map is only visible during the Summer Solstice. So Lupin sets them up so he get the treasure for himself. But how will he do it when Latica and Anita don t corporate with each other.',' J LeGault'),
('23746',' It s 1981 in Tokyo, Japan. And out of nowhere a large robot comes flying from the sky. It raids a Jewelry shop with tremendous strength, lasers, high pinch sound waves. Making the robot impossible to take down. After it leaves it sends out calling cards with Lupin s name on it. Then a video recording was shown on the news about Lupin announcing that he s taking a new lead from thievery to terrorism. Zenigata finds it to unbelievable that Lupin would change completely. So he investigates whether it s the real Lupin or not. With the National Guard being put order to capture Lupin it s going to be quite a challenge.',' J LeGault'),
('23747',' Kaguya asks Lupin for the tears of the Yetti, Jigen for the scales of a mermaid, and Goemon for the liver of a live dragon. All 3 of them were asked separately for these strange errants for this mysterious woman. They all went on their adventures separately finding the items Kaguya wanted. But after they got what she wanted, the question is what are they for?',' J LeGault'),
('23748',' Lupin and Jigen are competing in the final event of the Thieves  Olympics car race. The main objective is to race from Japan s northernmost point: Sooyamisaki, all the way to Japan s southernmost point: Sakurajima, Kyuushuu. The rules are simple, do whatever it takes to win, cheat if necessary. Lupin and Jigen manage to out fox the American and Soviet Team, but they have little awareness that the sponsor of the race, is another villain thought to be gone for good.',' J LeGault'),
('23749',' Fujiko marries Hafner, a widower and bachelor who s married countless wives who died tragically whenever they marry him. After the ceremony Lupin shoots Fujiko and then he committed suicide. But that s all a charade. Lupin and Fujiko are planning to get Hafner s jewelry collection. While Zenigata, who thought the act was real, is left in his usual depression that Lupin s dead. Fujiko(who is really just under temporary comma) was taken to Hafner s Manor to be part of his collection of 99 desist brides who are all living dead statues. And Fujiko is about to be his 100th bride. Can Lupin rescue Fujiko in time?',' J LeGault'),
('23750',' An explosion occurred at an Arab oil Company. And a message was sent to the government in making a deal by dropping off $100,000,000 to a group of terrorists. The group is using remote control capsules to create human bombs whenever you have on in your stomach. Lupin and company decides to get that money for themselves. But it be easy to get especially when the leader of the group claims to be the grandson of Lawrence, Lawrence the 3rd.',' J LeGault'),
('23751',' Goemon returns to Iga for the first ever in 10 years. He visits his Iga Ninja master, Jinen. But he finds Jinen badly hurt and doesn t have much time left in his life. He tells Goemon that his other student, "Hissatsu Jinkuroo" betrayed him and stole half of the Iga scroll. The scroll contains the secrets of the Iga Ninjas and the location of the Iga Treasure. Jinen gives Goemon the other half of the Map. And Goemon is determine to advantage his master s death. The only trouble is Hissatsu Jinkuroo turned himself in to the police. Because he knew he would stand a chance against Goemon, so he s given protection by the police for his own trial and prison treatment. Goemon is furious about this. But it s not over just yet with the Help of Lupin, Jigen, and Fujiko.',' J LeGault'),
('23752',' Lupin is after the Imperial State Crown but it won t be easy to steal with Inspectors Dover and Pepper of Scotland Yard putting the crown in tight security. The only chance in nabbing the crown would be at the Westminster Abbey which it ll be presented to the royal wedding. How will Lupin retrieve the crown without the Inspectors suspecting anything?',' J LeGault'),
('23753',' After Fujiko encounters the legendary Loch Ness Monster; Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon go straight to Scotland to investigate what is going on. It wouldn t be too long till they find Fujiko in trouble when she gets captured by DR. Oz a man who s devoted his whole life in capturing Nessie.',' J LeGault'),
('23754',' In Italy a mad scientist invented an earthquake machine that creates massive earthquakes. He demands that the Italy government will pay him a ransom or the Tower of Pisa will crumble. This is where Lupin and his gang come to teach this guy a lesson in not destroying great landmarks. That and try to steal the ransom money from the government.',' J LeGault'),
('23755',' Lupin steals the underworld boss, Mulligan s jewelry. He gives Fujiko some jewels, but takes them all for herself. Mulligan however hires a hangman who smells like a corpse. The hangman is able to wipe out his opponents with his machine gun. How can Lupin defeat this guy, and how does he retrieve the jewels again?',' J LeGault'),
('23756',' Detective Melon(granddaughter of Inspector Garimard) is put on the Lupin case instead of Zenigata. She ll be in charge of the mission in transporting money to the underground police morgue and guarded with a special lock. When Lupin comes Melon is willing to catch him with special handcuffs that he won t be able to get out of.',' J LeGault'),
('23757',' Shipping magnate Onabes is a wealthy bachelor with a great history of affairs. On his ship holds his fortune, and only he knows how to access it. Lupin s determine to get that fortune, and knows Onabes weakness is women. So this will be a snap even if it means he ll have to dress like a woman in order to get Onabes to tell him how to open the prized hold. But when Onabes asks for a proposal, will the wedding bells ring?',' J LeGault'),
('23758',' In Heburai Village, Japan. An excavated casket was found with the body of a woman in a near death state, holding the statuette of the Virgin Mary. The woman has been sent to the hospital to get revived. Lupin decides to steal the Virgin Mary but eventually ends up meeting the woman who is named Camilla. Camilla explained she is Jesus s twin sister who was born as a vampire. She stole the statuette from her brother and fled. Lupin ends up being her new vampire henchman. And now plans to kidnap Fujiko to be the next vampire in line. Things look pretty bad a s they seem. But question is will Jigen and Goemon be able to get Lupin back to normal?',' J LeGault'),
('23759',' Zenigata is accompanied by Fujiko who is trying to warn Lupin about a wanted assassin who is after him. And the only way to keep him safe is by letting himself turn in to the police. Lupin refuses cause he s not a coward. The assassin goes by the name of Puma. No one knows his real name or face. If you do see his face, you get killed. And Puma s specialty is shooting people from long ranges. So will Lupin be able to defeat Puma?',' J LeGault'),
('23760',' After failing to rob the Kentucky Derby, Lupin runs from the authorities and disappears in the Hudson River. Inspector Zenigata ordered a full search in the river. But little does he know is Lupin isn t at all in the Hudson River, he s in fact making a foolproof plan in cracking the Metropolitan Bank s safe with the help of Jigen. It s a slow and risky process because it has floor sensors on the floor of the safe. So Lupin and Jigen must not touch the floor at all. One slip and the alarm will go off.',' J LeGault'),
('23761',' In Germany, Lupin plans to steal the chest of a Hitler like leader named Generalissimo Hatler. The chest contains a 50-carat Ruby. But when he accidentally removed Hatler s toupee(which revealed he was bald) made Hatler order an army to wipe out Lupin and his gang. Lupin and Fujiko end up trap in an abandon castle. surrounded by Hatler s army. How will they escape?',' J LeGault'),
('23762',' Kondoo Isamu the 3rd has hired Lupin and his companions to recover the legendary Golden Cannon, that s located on board a ship that was sunken by the Shogunate forces in the Tsugaru Strait. The cannon is worth 8,000,000,000 Yen in todays market. The challenge is that strong violent sea currents occur momentarily making it dangerous to retrieve the gold cannon. So how will Lupin be able to over come the sea currents, and who is this Okida character?',' J LeGault'),
('23763',' Lupin was auctioned at the Wanted Club which sells criminals as slaves. Doctor Mad wins the bid for Lupin, who ll use him as a guinea pig. Next thing Lupin knows is he s on a desert island will a whole bunch of cyborgs after him. And Doctor Mad seems to be on close eye watch on Lupin. Question is where is the doctor, and how does Lupin get off this so called desert island?',' J LeGault'),
('23764',' Lupin and his gang disguise themselves as the anthropological researchers who travel to Kima the hidden mountain country of Tibet, where the legendary Monkey King once traveled to according to legend. And it s said that there s mountains of treasure there. So once they got there, Fujiko was already feeling like she s in paradise. But this seemed way to easy as any kind of thief can just walk around and take the gold. And then they find out why thieves weren t able to steal any of it before. As they were captured by Kinkaku and Ginkaku, the monkey giants who rule Kima. Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon were imprisoned as human Shogi pieces along with a bunch of other criminals, thieves, bandits, and crooks who also tried to steal the treasure. They were all positioned on a giant Shoji board and Kinkaku & Ginkaku played it as if it were an actual Shoji game. Only it s a fight to the death for the human pieces. How will Lupin get out of this one, and are Kinkaku and Ginkaku really giant?',' J LeGault'),
('23765',' Princess Yasmin of a small Silk Road country has been kidnapped. And the only way to save her is to have a thief steal her back. Lupin, Jigen, Goemon, & Fujiko(who passed on the offer) were assigned to rescue the princess in exchange for all you can eat curry. The princess in fact is held inside a guard fortress with automatic missiles. The man behind all this is an old villain. Someone who they believe is dead.',' J LeGault'),
('23766',' Cornelia, the woman who was suppose to be dead is still alive from what Lupin knows. And she has a hard time remembering Lupin. Her father Doctor Zeil was one of the last remaining Nazis from World War 2. He experimented on ways in reanimating corpses also known as the Corpse Preservation Project. It s now clear that Cornelia was experimented by her own father. But can Lupin get her memory back while his friends fight off an army of corpses?',' J LeGault'),
('23767',' The attempt in stealing a shipment of Costa Rican diamonds fails with a fake shipment with Zennigata in it. The diamonds are in fact transported to Puerto Rico by missile. Which seems impossible for Lupin to retrieve. But it s possible when he gets the info on the coordinates and précised time in attacking the missile from the midpoint of the destination. Can Lupin and his gang be able to succeed this plan?',' J LeGault'),
('23768',' Lupin and Jigen were told that there s a treasure in a remote area. they found a woman getting attacked by 2 ruffians. They managed to fight them off. The girl was relieved and offers Lupin and Jigen some hospitality at a paradise mansion. Which is in fact where the treasure is suppose to be at. When they entered the place, Lupin was already dazed over the place. There were attractive women everywhere you look. Lupin already forgets about the mission in finding the treasure. While Jigen finds this whole thing to be suspicious. The women of the mansion however like to expose perverted men and trick them to breathing in aging gas. Will Lupin snap out of it and avoid becoming old?',' J LeGault'),
('23769',' Lupin tries to take it easy while Zenigata went away for his big moment as a representative of ICPO. Butlittle did the Inspector knew is that Interpol gave secret order to a skilled gunman, named Beauty to take down Lupin. After Lupin saw how good Beauty was, Jigen told Lupin it be best not to mess with Beauty. Reason why was because Beauty almost killed Jigen a few years back trying to pull a heist. And he ran rather than face Beauty. Lupin has confidants that he s too good to get killed. But Jigen points out that beauty s gun has more accuracy than a Wather P38 because it s uses "dum" bullets. So will Lupin keep a distance from Beauty? or will he face Beauty even if it s suicide?',' J LeGault'),
('23770',' Lupin and Fujiko attend a party held by Marcel a young Nobel of Paris s jet set. When Lupin and Fujiko look for any valuables at the mansion. They soon get caught and discover Marcel s true colors. Fujiko is hold hostage while Lupin is strapped to a time bomb. Marcel will let Fujiko go only if Lupin gets a certain criminal file from Scotland Yard.',' J LeGault'),
('23771',' The whereabouts of the treasure of Genghis Khan are found in the twin golden lion statues. Lupin & Jigen seek the 2 lions in Mongolia while Fujiko and Goemon search for Minamoto Yoshitsune s treasure at Hiraizumi. But when the treasures they seek is located somewhere they wouldn t expect.',' J LeGault'),
('23772',' Fujiko is at a prison with less security and no one tries to escape. reason why is because those who escape will get killed by one of these deadly machines called Iron Lizards(Land Sharks). Fujiko sends a letter to Lupin telling him to help her out of the mess she s in. So Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon robbed a bank and let themselves get caught. So that way they can enter the prison without any trouble. But it ll be a lot of trouble when they try to escape with 3 Land Sharks programmed to kill them.',' J LeGault'),
('23773',' After 5 1/2 years of separate ways, Lupin, Jigen, Goemon, and Fujiko are reunited at a cruise line called the Sirloin. Zenigata was also reunited with Lupin and demands to capture him. But pretty soon they ll learn that this whole reunion was a set up for a familiar villain.',' J LeGault'),
('23774',' Lupin developed a new technique that gives him the ability to float in mid air. The Syndicate pulls offs a rotten plan by sending X8 & Fujiko to find out the technique. And then (with out knowing about) sends 2 impostors dressed as Lupin and Jigen. The 2 fakes were ordered to torture X8 with electricity. Which causes X8 to swore revenge on Lupin. But how will the real Lupin convince him that he has nothing to do with this?',' J LeGault'),
('23775',' A mob boss and an arms merchant join forces together and set their sights on Goemon s Zantetsu Sword which is able to slice an armored tank in half. They made a deal with Fujiko who ll steal the sword for them and get a reward in return. She succeeded in getting the sword without Goemon knowing it. Later The sword was inserted to a flying machine, making it the deadliest weapon of war. While the mob boss controls it to destroy a line of tanks in Central Africa. Causing a war between 2 different sides. This equal to more tanks being purchased. And Central Africa s Representatives don t know that the arms merchant is double crossing them. Goemon who feels as if he s not worth of being a samurai is full of depression. Lupin and Jigen decide to help him get his sword back by traveling to Central Africa. The problem is the sword is invincible and has no known weakness. So how can they stop the unstoppable, as well as a Mob boss and Arms Merchant who are creating chaos in Central Africa?',' J LeGault'),
('23776',' In the Carribean Fujiko marries Millionare Foward Hees who owns a large ruby. After he dies mysteriously Fujiko inherits the ruby. Ruby has this mysterious scent which causes a fever to those who are exposed to it too long and it attracts black birds. Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon must return the ruby to it s rightful place so Fujiko can be saved from the fever.',' J LeGault'),
('23777',' Count Garbiel challenges Lupin to steal his famous carbuncle "Dracula s Tear" on the Hendenburg 2. Garbiel invites 4 detectives to be on patrol on the airship. Sherlock Holmes the 3rd, Detective Archer, Kaneda Koojisuke, and Inspector Koichi Zenigata. The question is how will Lupin and his gang be able to sneak aboard the airship without be seen.',' J LeGault'),
('23778',' Zenigata thinks he s gone insane from trying to capture Lupin and really starts to loose it. One night a group of thugs plants a microfilm in the back of Zenigata s tooth. That microfilm has info on how to create artificial diamonds. Lupin wants those plans but Zenigata now freaks out every time he see a delusion of Lupin even though it really is Lupin.',' J LeGault'),
('23779',' Goemon encounters Nezumi-Koozoo IV(Ratboy Jirokichi IV) the fourth decedent of a great thief. He tells Goemon that their ancestors teamed up at the International Thieves  Championship. But they were defeated by Lupin s grandfather Arsene Lupin the 1st. Ratboy suggests Goemon that they should team up and avenge their ancestor s dishonor. And to do that they ll beat Lupin by stealing secret data from the Sakurada Police Station before Lupin gets the chance in nabbing it.',' J LeGault'),
('23780',' Lupin, Jigen, Fujiko, and Goemon go to see the famous Kyoransky perform with his amazing conducting abilities on the orchestra. Lupin however discovers that his music is leading him to death. As the people around him attack him whenever they hear Kyoransky s music. Lupin investigates by recording Kyoransky s moves on video and then analyzes it. Soon Lupin discovers that it s a form of hypnosis,the conducting stick of Kyoransky s, manifest through sound waves beyond the range of human hearing. Now that Lupin s solve that mystery, now he wonders what Kyoransky has against Lupin.',' J LeGault'),
('23781',' Fujiko is hold hostage by a mastermind named Fantoma the 3rd, the grandson of master thief Fantoma. He s release Fujiko in exchange for a large ruby that Lupin has. With the ruby he ll attach it to a laser satellite as an oscillation unit for the laser. Which can melt Antarctic ice and create Tsunamis that ll flood major cities. With that advantage, Fantoma can conquer the world with no sweat. But can Lupin choose Fujiko over a ruby?',' J LeGault'),
('23782',' Lupin has yet again being chased by the pursuit of Zenigata. He managed to get rid of the Inspector, right till he comes around a gigantic version of Fujiko. Too good to be true for Lupin, soon he s taken by the Big Fujiko, and wakes up in an old castle home to the mysterious Madame X. Her hobby is collecting famous people from all over the globe and turn them into living wax figures. She wants Lupin to become a wax figure. Lupin denies the request, but he soon finds it impossible to escape the castle with a lot of illusions here and there. What s more is the real Fujiko is being held hostage and soon to become a living wax figure. Can Lupin find out how Madame X is doing the illusions?',' J LeGault'),
('23783',' Zenigata is prepared with many different handcuffs to use on Lupin. In Barcelona, Spain Lupin and Jigen are enjoying the night and little do they know is there s a trap involved. When a Spanish female dancer gets kidnapped Jigen goes to rescue her from the con men. Meyer the one who set up the trap has a plan in making Jigen and Lupin see each other as the enemy in disguise. But will either one of them realize that they re up against each other for real?',' J LeGault'),
('23784',' Lupin s next heist is on a sapphire called the the "Eye of Solomon" own by Ellary Queen, owner of the L.A. Red Eagles Football Team. Bolonco, son of Detective Lt. Columbo was put in charge on keeping an eye on the sapphire. And the kid resembles his father s brilliance in mysteries. Will Lupin succeed in stealing the diamond?',' J LeGault'),
('23785',' Lupin receives a letter that Jigen and Goemon are held captive at a strange village. When Lupin got there he soon discovers that it s run by a nun named Sister Labina who is respected by all the inhabitants who are called by names. Jigen and Goemon were found to be Sister Labina s helping hand in digging graves of those who betray Labina s rules. Lupin is confused to see Jigen and Goemon alright, they told him that they changed their thoughts on the place and decided to be part of it. Lupin knows that something isn t right because Jigen and Goemon would never join a sick place like this. He investigates on this so called quiet society, and uncovers the secret of why all the locals are obedient to the nun. And must find a way to escape with Jigen and Goemon, only to find that escaping from Gemallschaft is futile.',' J LeGault'),
('23786',' Fujiko has made a deal in arresting Lupin for exchange of her criminal records erased. This is a problem for Lupin, because the woman he admires the most is trying to take him in. Usually it s easy for Lupin to escape easily from the cops, but this Fujiko we re dealing with here! With a special prison cell waiting for Lupin, will this be Lupin s last days as a thief?',' J LeGault'),
('23787',' Lupin and his comrades travel to South Africa to steal the world s largest uncut diamond. However Guiness, the Chameleon Man wants the diamond for himself, with the advantage of camouflage making it hard to see with the normal eye. As well as a special kind of gas that can make a normal human think like a chameleon. Can Lupin defeat this freak of nature? And what about the special army tanks that can t be taken down with ordinary bullets?',' J LeGault'),
('23788',' Lupin is believed to have transformation sickness which makes him change into a cold blooded murder and commit crimes the actual Lupin would never commit. The problem is you have no memory of what you did during the transformation. And Lupin finds it hopeless and was thinking of dying to prevent anymore trouble. But Fujiko won t let him till she knows whether those crimes were done by Lupin or not.',' J LeGault'),
('23789',' The Sleeping Lion statue is being moved for the 50th Anniversary of Australia s establishment as a nation. The statue will be transported in an armored car made of special protective metal and escorted by helicopters. Lupin and Jigen already plan out on how to get the statue with a use of camouflage and underground elevator. But what will they do when they find Zennigata hiding in the back of the armored car?',' J LeGault'),
('23790',' In Venice Lupin and his gang hear the news about Don Marcino, a wealthy con-man is transporting the best racing horse from Italy to France on the Venice Express train. Lupin has a plan to steal Marcino s prized Horse and his fortune as well.',' J LeGault'),
('23791',' Lupin, Jigen, and Fujiko are site seeing in Morocco. Lupin gets sidetracked by a woman who lured him to a trap. Next thing he knew was getting bagged and shipped all the way to the Foreign Legions. He and also Zenigata have been captured and forced to join in. If they try to escape then they ll be punished by being executed. Lupin and Zenigata must work like a team to get out of this one. But how can they when they hate each other?',' J LeGault'),
('23792',' Zenigata is met by Laura widow of Political Fixer: Pomade Jors. Pomade didn t trust anyone about his scandal data on political leaders of various countries including his own wife. So he implanted a miniature bomb inside her heart that ll explode withing one minute after she says a single word. And placed the data in a voice-activated safe. Which can only be opened by his wife s voice with her husband to speak present to deactivate it. Unfornately Jors was killed by a mafia boss named Alec Cabane who wants the scandal data for himself is now after Laura who is the key to opening the safe. She seeks help from Zenigata who also seeks help from Lupin. But can Zenigata save the life of a widow in need and prevent mobsters from acquiring political data?',' J LeGault'),
('23793',' Lupin plans out a way in getting Orion s Crown. And in order to do that he got Jigen to work with Jaguar the seller of the item. While Goemon works with Tatsumaki the buyer. The main objective is to some how get booth the crown and money at the same time. It s a tricky plan. And with Fujiko wanting it herself, it s a 4 way tug go war on who ll get the prize.',' J LeGault'),
('23794',' In Monaco Lupin is going to compete at the Monaco Grand Prix. But when he tries out the casinos in Monaco he lost everything he bet including his own Formula-1 Race Car to a big time business man. So his next strategy is to race for the guy who owns his car while Jigen, Goemon and Fujiko go steal the winning money.',' J LeGault'),
('23795',' Lupin meets Tooshuusai Sharaku the 3rd, the grandson of the famous Ukiyoe painter, Tooshuusai Sharaku. Sharaku isn t in the best of health and is about to past on pretty soon. He gives Lupin a last request by replacing all the replicas of his artwork with the actual ones.',' J LeGault'),
('23796',' Lupin is enjoying his holiday in Hong Kong. He runs into a woman who asks him to find a burial jar of bones of Peking Man for her. Which is valuable for a jar of bones. Fujiko also wants the jar for herself. In the end who ll end up getting the jar?',' J LeGault'),
('23797',' A one of a kind Cinderella stamp is displayed at a museum. The stamp will make any owner feel like royalty. Lupin and company steal it but they end up being followed by a girl named Alice who also wanted the stamp for herself. Lupin tries all he can to make the kid go away, but no good. Alice is persistent and wants the stamp to feel like a princess. What will Lupin do?',' J LeGault'),
('23798',' In a settled trailer: Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon are enjoying their Sukiyaki Dinner. Fujiko comes running in a ragging dress and ruining their quite evening with a group of thugs firing at her and them as well. They destroyed the Trailer they were having Dinner in and Fujiko ended up getting kidnapped. Lupin was furious that his Sukiyaki Dinner is ruined and waisted. But Jigen discovered a small device in what was left of their Dinner. They already knew it was the item that Fujiko stole from those thugs. And the device is a detonator plug for an A bomb. While Fujiko is held hostage by the thugs who kidnapped her. The thugs work for the head of an Airplane Museum, Lonebach. Lonebach s team of henchmen are restoring an Albatoss. A giant airplane with large wings. Which is in fact an A-Bomb manufacturing station. but it won t work till he has the detonator plug back. Will Lupin be able to prevent Lonebach from making bombs and save Fujiko?',' J LeGault'),
('23799',' Lupin is feeling a little down because he hasn t seen Fujiko for a long time. But then he got a phone call from Fujiko saying that she ll marry him if he passes a test. After that call he takes off and goes to the meeting place where Fujiko is suppose to be at. But instead of Fujiko it s her Aunt Bujiko Mine. She gives him a test in finding Rommel s Gold and if he fails he ll pay for his life. But will Lupin be able to locate Rommel s Gold and see Fujiko again?',' J LeGault'),
('23800',' This animated series follows the adventures of the legendary thief, Lupin III, grandson of the famed literary character, Arsenne Lupin. Lupin travels the world with his partners Daisuke and Goemon, seeking out greater challenges to overcome and greater prizes to steal. Along the way, they are pursued by the relentless but somewhat bumbling Inspector Zenigata, who always finds himself just a little too late to catch the thieves.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('23801',' Lupin the Third follows the adventures of the greatest thief in the world, who also happens to be a suave gentleman. Aided by two partners, expert marksman Jigen and samurai master Goemon, Lupin s madcap adventures take him around the world stealing extraordinary treasures, helping damsels in distress, staying one step ahead of Inspector Zenigata and matching wits with rival thief, the beautiful and dangerous Fujiko.',' Toonzone.com'),
('23802',' The notorious Al Capone gave a tile to his most servant before he kicked the bucket. There are four other tiles located at Alcatraz Island. When all of the tiles a put together then it reveals the location of Capone s treasure. Lupin got right into this case after hearing about it from Fujiko. But eventually Fujiko got captured by a Chinese mob boss and Lupin is interrogated by a hired mercenary. Eventually it s a two race towards Alcatraz.',' J LeGault'),
('23803',' In this Flemish police series, called after the river which runs trough the district where it plays, crimes are investigated and solved, usually in one episode, by a police team. The main protagonists, Lucas Bataillie, a brilliant but socially rather inept inspector, and his more career-oriented colleague, who becomes his superior, but only in rank, also have an on-off personal relationship. In the first season, they re also assisted by promising young trainee Simon Knops. The old commissioner is incompetent and often ignored, other recurrent characters are quite minor.',' KGF Vissers'),
('23804',' Veerle is smoking again, to Lucas s anger. Chantal, Michel Lateur s partner in a porn and publicity production company, has been raped. Her neighbor and photographer Gert Lippeveld has called, but claims only to have seen a silhouette which escaped him; his ex, the grime artist Lieve Dams, claims he s an incurable loose-handed voyeur. He refused to speak once he felt being a suspect, then calls reporting his girlfriend, Hungarian model Dori, missing, next says she took her clothes and left him. Simon traces her to Antwerp, from where she send an e-mail. Lucas does an illegal search and finds Gert spied on Chantal. Veerle tries the chat-room Chantal used as nymphomaniac  Design ...',' KGF Vissers'),
('23805',' Lucas and Veerle are called to the home of since one month moved-in Dr. Dirk Deruyck, whose wife Sofie not only panics but even wants to move out after an intruder stood next to her bed; they report nothing of real value stolen, but since she heard the sound of a scooter just like the ones in the club their adolescent son Brecht belongs to, that ruffian bunch is where Lucas starts the investigation. There is a wave of other burglary reports in the neighborhood: Veerle visits old widow Andrea Blanche, who vaguely saw a single burglar while pretending still to be asleep. Veerle organizes an information session for the neighborhood, where the mood proves heated. The widow picks Brecht from a line-up. Lucas and Simon do the scooter chasing, biker Stijn had a shot-wound...',' KGF Vissers'),
('23806',' MS-patient Dewael asked police help because her husband Marc Huysmans, who gave up his full-time job to care for her as the incurable disease progressed, is kidnapped. Only her brother, contractor Eddy Dewael, could help out financially, but he carries too deep a grudge since Marc refused years ago even to let him stay when he was in the gutter himself. Lucas and Simon trace Marc s steps to a Brussels whorehouse, where he spend three hours without paying with prostitute Melanie; it takes quite some effort to make her pimp talk and reveal a striking connection...',' KGF Vissers'),
('23807',' Sarah Desmedt claims to be stripped and raped in a wood by rich businessman Paul Van Steenlandt, who called her a whore while throwing money at her for dating his teenage son Dieter. Detectives Lucas Bataillie and his trainee Simon Knops arrest the suspect who was still showering and confiscate all his cloths; Dieter is furious at Paul and his wife walks away from his protestations of innocence. Lucas immediately believes Van Steenlandt is guilty, his colleague and lover Veerle De Tender -with whom he moves in that evening- thinks Sarah lied and enjoyed it. The next morning, Van Steenlandt is found in a chapel, his skull smashed. Worried mother Desmedt, the real whore according to the widow, reports Dieter and Sarah missing...',' KGF Vissers'),
('23808',' Lucas is extremely prickly while Veerle takes another house guest, her former studly boy-friend Hendrik, who even walks around undressed and ends up in her bed. The corps of thirteen year-old Lot Govaerts is found. The last three persons to have see her are arrested for interrogation by the team- wealthy businessman Alexander Duchateau, his naive assistant Kristof Mees and her wacky girlfriend Lana Vermeersch. The team believed Alexandre to be their killer, but the other two draw guns to take Veerle, the old commissioner Herman Cardoen and several other colleagues hostage, their only demand being Lucas  team, on the outside, finds the real murderer in a matter of hours, and soon shoot Walter Criel who tried to escape...',' KGF Vissers'),
('23809',' An amateur needed several attempts to kill by knife-cuts teenagers Nele Somers and her new lover Wouter Palfeijn, in the custody of his divorced rich Antwerp father Rob Palfeijn, who blames himself for giving his boy too much freedom. Nele s friend suspects her ex Koen Naessens, but he tailed Wouter and saw him committing infidelity. Despite his wife Hilde s reservations, young father Simon Knops now accepts to go undercover again as Simon Peter Vermeiren, hoping to become lover-boy for an Antwerp crime gang which lures girls into prostitution, but is send back to his home town Boom, where the recruiter says a girl was recently lost, to look for truant blonds. He easily picks up 17-year old Lisa Typpens and learns Wouter was in the gang, but is forced to use drugs, sees lover-boy Claude brutalized and arouses the supervisor s suspicions...',' KGF Vissers'),
('23810',' During the Bakumatsu (the final days of the Tokugawa government) in Japan, there was a merciless swordsman known as Hitokiri Battousai (Himura Kenshin), who fought alongside revolutionaries against the government. After the revolution, he suddenly disappeared and throughout the years became a legend. About ten years later, he is a wandering swordsman, who dedicates his life to helping and protecting people as a way to pay for all the lives he took during the revolution. This is the story of Kenshin, wandering swordsman, master of Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu style of sword fighting. His many adventures begin with his arrival at Tokyo and meeting Kamiya Kaoru, sword instructor and owner of a dojo...',' Agent Neuman'),
('23811',' The conservative talk show host mixes his own monologue with actual news footage, viewer videos, occasional phone calls, and rarely, guests. Nick Africano gathers public information from the streets of New York, while "Our Man in Washington" gathers material from media figures and politicians. "Our Woman in Washington" was added to the show when the elderly reporter yelled at Clinton "everything s going down the drain! Is that true?" and graciously accepted the semi-regular role. Often members of the crew would get on stage and do their thing, frequently Debra Phillips, with whom Rush would carry on arguments about such topics as "When is a hug sexual harassment?" Limbaugh terminated the show in 1996 after deciding the half-hour format, and its burial at the wee hours of the night was no longer an effective medium.',' Scott Hutchins <scottandrewh@home.com>'),
('23812',' Spoof Australian outback adventure series. Russell Coight is Australia s most inept outback adventurer. Whether it s roping steers, crossing flooded rivers, tackling wild crocs, finding bush tucker or helping travelers out of the mud, Russell Coight will do it... badly.',' David Bromage'),
('23813',' Four contestants all who stand at podiums arranged in a "Weakest Link"-type circle competed in this hybrid general knowledge quiz-game of chance, where incorrect answers could literally cause them to drop out of the game. Host Walberg posed multiple choice questions to the contestants. Correct answers were worth cash, while an incorrect answer placed him/her at risk for elimination thusly: That contestant pulled a lever, activating a series of lighted circles; if the lighted circle stopped at a vulnerable contestant, a trap door opened beneath that player, eliminating him/her from further competition and causing them to lose all their winnings. The last contestant remaining was the show s champion, received their cash winnings (and those of eliminated opponents), and moved on to the bonus round, where they have the potential to win up to $100,000 (though most daily winners won between $5,000 and $10,000.',' Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>'),
('23814',' Four contestants (as perfect strangers) start with $150, and one is randomly selected as the "Challenger," to start answering the questions. In Round 1, the challenger is shown 3 possible answers, and after host Walberg has read that question, the challenger must pass the question on to another opponent and is given 10 seconds to answer the question. If his/her opponent gets the question right, ten he/she gets accumulates more money, if he/she gets the question wrong, then the opponent loses all the money to the challenger whom he/she had challenged another player to answer, and is forced to play Russian Roulette depending on how many drop zones they had. When he/she had pulled the handle, if the contestant avoids the drop zone (in as maximum of 5), he/she is safe, but if the contestants lands on one of the drop zones, then that player was out of the game. In Round 2, 3 contestants remain, and each correct answer was worth $200, and every question had 4 possible answers. The two remaining players with the most amount of money get to go on to the third and final round where the contestant (with the most amount of money) had the privilege of answering the question (risk losing everything of what he/she has had) or passing the question on to his/her opponent in hopes he/she gets it wrong. Correct answers to questions are worth $250, and the contestant with the most amount of money at either the end of the game, or when a contestant is out of the game just before time running out wins and has a shot of winning, $10,000 just before $100,000. The winning contestant who eliminated the last 3 contestants from previous rounds got the chance to go onto the bonus round and winning a possible $100,000. In the first season of the bonus round, the contestant has 60 seconds to answer 5 questions, and after every 10 seconds, a new drop zone opens. If a contestant runs out of time or has given an wrong answer, the contestant will drop with whatever he/she has won to that point (when rewarding $500 for each correct answer). But a contestant can always pass if they don t know an answer to a question just yet, and when answering each question, they must shout out the phrase, "My Answer Is," before each and every answer to a question like that. During the second season of the bonus round, they underwent some changes and the rules are different than the first season. The contestant can still win $10,000 (before going for $100,000) by answering all 10 questions correctly in the 60 second time limit, and they didn t have to be prefaced with using the face, "My Answer Is," anymore, the contestant gets $300 for each correct answer and $10,000 for getting all 10.',' Gary Richard Collins II (hugsarealwaysinorder@yahoo.com)'),
('23815',' To be with his American wife Rachael (Sean Young), Major Andrey Somov (Rodion Nakhapetov) of the Moscow Police Department moves from Russia to Los Angeles, California, USA. After failing to find work with the Los Angeles Police Department, he is forced to work at a series of menial jobs: first walking dogs, then as a taxi driver, and finally as a waiter at the restaurant "Russian Roulette." But, in his heart he is still a cop, and yearns for a chance to work in law enforcement. After befriending LAPD Detective Sommers (Lane Davies), he begins to provide assistance to his American colleagues in solving crimes in the Russian-Los Angeles community. Soon, he is hired as a full-time consultant and given the title "Adviser on Russian Affairs" for the Los Angeles Police Department.',' Anonymous'),
('23816',' Russian immigrant Igor Danilyuk has opened a gym in Las Vegas, where he trains young Olympic hopefuls. His wife Jennifer hires a hit man to kill him. To protect its business interest in Igor s gym, the Russian mob tries to warn him. But, Igor refuses to believe his wife could be capable of such treachery.',' Anonymous'),
('23817',' Nadezhda Petrovskaya, the host of a popular Russian-American television show, "Sunny Day", is repeatedly threatened and harassed by Ben Reymik, the son of the public prosecutor. When her pleas for help are ignored by the police, her friend Detective Andrey Somov comes to her aide.',' Anonymous'),
('23818',' Wexford s first ever successful murder case comes back to haunt him when a vicar starts to rake up the past. Was the man hanged on Wexford s evidence actually innocent?',' Anonymous'),
('23819',' When a world-famous flautist is murdered Wexford wonders if his recently returned daughter had anything to do with it. He becomes obsessed with proving that she is an imposter, even getting permission to travel as far afield as the USA and France to do so.',' Anonymous'),
('23820',' Inspector Wexford is approached by his black doctor with the request to track down his daughter. Then the body of a young black girl who has been murdered turns up...',' Hans Arentsen <arent@iname.com>'),
('23821',' Peter Milton and Lisa Cleasant are engaged and will soon be getting married. Peter is a brash stockbroker in the City and Lisa is timid and very superstitious. One day they meet Zoe, who is the spitting image of Lisa but very different in personality: she is confident, flirtatious and daring. Being superstitious, Lisa believes that if you meet someone who is your double, you will die within the month. While she is on holiday in Mexico with her equally superstitious mother, Peter and Zoe have a brief but torrid affair. When Lisa returns, she arranges to meet Peter at their "special place" in the woods. But when Zoe also turns up, it looks as if Lisa s superstition might actually happen.',' Anonymous'),
('23822',' A woman s quiet life is dramatically altered when she discovers the bodies of her next door neighbout and a mysterious man. Gritty murder-mystery based on the novel by Ruth Rendell.',' Jonathan Broxton <j.w.broxton@sheffield.ac.uk>'),
('23823',' Susan Townsend is divorced and living in a well-to-do suburban neighborhood. She works at home and keeps to herself, as difficult as that may be with her nosy neighbors. Directly across the street from her live the Norths. She doesn t know them very well and a handyman seems to be there constantly. Susan is asked to lunch one day but arrives to find Louise North and the handyman dead in the master bedroom. Evidence at the Coroner s inquest suggests that the two were having an affair and that their death was the result of a double suicide. Over time Susan and Paul North strike up a friendship but little does Susan realize exactly what she has got herself into.',' garykmcd'),
('23824',' Low budget comedy sketch series purporting to show the programming of a low key regional television service. Written by Eric Idle of  Monty Python s Flying Circus  fame. A popular feature was the music of Neil Innes (one time member of the eccentric Bonzo Dog Dooh Dah Band), especially his Beatles parody The Rutles: They later featured in their own film:  The Rutles (All You Need Is Cash) .',' D.Giddings <darren.giddings@newcastle.ac.uk>'),
('23825',' Shortly after "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" wrapped, Eric Idle took the musical Neil Innes along to create a sketch comedy series on almost no budget, set in Britain s heartland. The show looked at the programming of a local television station in the smallest county in Britain. Popular features included documentaries, news shows, dramas, and the ever-present musical numbers, all a bit looney. It ran until Christmas 1976.',' Garrett Gilchrist <AmbushBug4@aol.com>'),
('23826',' In this show, people try to break records they ve created themselves. Those records are sometimes controversial, sometimes very funny, like  throwing your mother-in-law out of the window followed by the fridge  or  hugging dogs of ice . A bizarre show with the bizarre host Ruud de Wild!',' de_surfende_hollander'),
('23827',' After getting their "hybrid" travel trailer ready for the trip, including upgrading battery power and sanitizing their water system, the Fortiers travel from their home in Anaheim, CA, to the Grand Canyon in Arizona. Dan had been there before, but it is the first time Deidre and the kids (Kevin and Kara) get to see the Canyon "up close" in person. Setting up camp (without hookups) and how-to crafts are demonstrated. Gary, the "RV Doctor", visits other campsites to offer help with problems and discuss camping issues.',' Dan Fortier'),
('23828',' Set in Riverside on the upper West Side of Manhattan, Ryan s Hope centered mostly on the working class Ryans, an Irish-American family headed by Maeve and Johnny Ryan. They owned Ryan s Bar, a pivotal location for character interaction. The Ryans  dreams and ambitions made up most of the stories.',' Anonymous'),
('23829',' Faith apologizes to Sgt. Speed. Ari visits Faith twice and meets Jill at Spencer s. He shows Jill the stella of Merit Kara that looks like Faith in profile. Barbara Wilde serves the lawsuit on the Hospital and its staff. Roger and Seneca plan their strategy. Roger meets EJ and they visit Rae. Faith wears a black dress with a large golden necklace for her date with Ari. Sgt Speed asks to be assigned to Ari.',' Anonymous'),
('23830',' Faith in her black sort of egyptian dress finishes her date with Ari as Jill arrives. Jill tells Faith that she is frightened for her since Ari is very obsessed with the Merit Kara. Jack tells Joe that Perry wants to see him. Joe feels that he has done enough for the Feds. Roger, EJ and Rae continue their party. When EJ leaves Rae warns him off of EJ. Roger has a big brother talk with Faith. Rae tries to gets EJ a job at Barbara s soap. Joe meets with Perry.',' Anonymous'),
('23831',' Ari gets Faith to pose for Ari s stella. EJ goes to the Soap s office to get a job. She is the right size for the nurse s uniform so she gets to act as Barbara s nurse. EJ misses her mark while wheeling Barbara in thus provoking an argument on the set. Faith and Ari go to Spencer s house for the photo session. Faith again looks just like the Merit Kara. Spencer sees them. The curse of the Merit Kara strikes.',' Anonymous'),
('23832',' Faith,Jill,Mendenhall,Spencer s doctor,and Ari discuss what happened to Spencer. They decide to continue Spencer s work. Rae is surprised that EJ is an actress. They hope to catch Barbara faking her injury. Maeve warns Roger to go slowly with EJ. Delia agrees to go with Little John on a school trip. Delia shows even more acting talent when she barges in on Roger and EJ s dinner complaining of her arm injury.',' Anonymous'),
('23833',' Wes barges into Rae s office and describes to EJ his latest story. Delia complains to Joe about how pushy EJ is. At Barbara s soap EJ tries to sweet talk Barbara and Henry but at one point Barbara tells Ej that EJ is not an actress. Delia tells Joe that she is still interested in Roger. Joe tells her to go for it. Joe buys an Egyptian statue and calls Ari to sell it to him.',' Anonymous'),
('23834',' In Ryan s Bar Johnny asks Jill to say when Little John could call Frank. Jill then explains to Jack about the curse of the Merit Kara. Jack smells a story and goes with Jill to meet Ari and Faith. Ari strongly objects to Jill revealing the secrets of the Merit Kara to a reporter. At the police academy Sgt. Speed nitpicks Siobhan s grammar. Joe talks to Father Emmerich',' Anonymous'),
('23835',' Ari is upset that Spencer did not reveal the location of the Shrine of Merit Kara and that Jill talked to a reporter. Faith assures him about Jack s ethics. Joe sells the statue to Ari. EJ and Delia chat with Maeve while Maeve peels carrots. EJ has dinner with Roger. Delia sends them a singing telegram. EJ charms Roger with her former career as an auto mechanic.',' Anonymous'),
('23836',' Jill tells Ari about Joe. Jonas Rovings wants to catalog Spencer s collection but Jill and Ari want to find the shrine first. EJ gives storyline advice to Barbara and the Soap s Producer. Seneca tries to delay Barbara s lawsuit. Ari interrupts Faith while she catches up with Sgt Speed.',' Anonymous'),
('23837',' On the set of Barbara s Soap Seneca looks on as the cast is called to the set. Ej avoids Seneca by going to a phone booth. Joe looks at Siobhan s photo and has a flashback which Delia interrupts. Delia is unhappy wit a new female employee and is sorry for Joe. Jack and Siobhan meet with Little John and Ryan to make a Christmas gift list. EJ has Seneca paged away from the set. Jack goes to Joe and tells him to forget Siobhan. EJ places Barbara s copy of the script on a high shelf but Barbara uses a mechanical device to grab it. Their cat and mouse game will continue. The end credits appear over a shot of the boom mike.',' Anonymous'),
('23838',' In Ryan s Bar Kevin talks about Karl Marx while making 20 cent Irish Coffees. Faith comes in with Ari and introduces him to the Ryans. At Spencer s Jonas and Jill discuss the planned museum. In Seneca s office Seneca and Roger discuss Barbara s case. Roger believes that Barbara is faking and tells Seneca that Barbara is a resourceful actress that researches her roles and that she has had many occasions to study medical problems. Later Rae barges in on Roger while he is doing sit-ups. Rae seems impressed with Roger s shoulder muscles and tells him about her ambitions for EJ. Faith tells Ari about her teenage adventures. Jonas asks Mendenhall if there are any other storage areas that Jonas hasn t seen.',' Anonymous'),
('23839',' In Rae s office Rae and EJ discuss the case and then Rae noticing EJ s lack of sleep sends her home. Naturally the Ryan Family watches Barbara s Soap and spot EJ in it. EJ covers somewhat by leaving out exactly what her Soap story is about. Joe keeps Orson on retainer but kicks him out of the Crystal Palace. Ari buys the statue from Joe.',' Anonymous'),
('23840',' At Faith s on the phone she invites herself over to Ari s hotel room. Ari is very impatient that he is so close to the Merit Kara but can t get at it. Rae and EJ talk about reporting then EJ meets Barbara in her dressing room. EJ tries to sweet talk Barbara but Barbara becomes more suspicious. Rae barges into Maeve s kitchen and tells Maeve to leave her young reporter alone.',' Anonymous'),
('23841',' In Ari s hotel room Faith looks in a mirror while touching her cross. Ari appears behind her and he nuzzles her neck. Faith sees a hand opening the door and yells out. Whoever it is escapes. Ari and Faith go to Jill s office to complain about Jill blabbing to reporters. At Barbara s soap EJ tries to nick Barbara s keys while Barbara prepares for an interview with photos. At the Crystal Palace Jack and Bob talk with George Cooney. Later Jack and Joe trade insults. Sgt Speed comes in later to see Joe. Faith invites Ari to the beach house.',' Anonymous'),
('23842',' The beach house is very cold so Faith and Ari take a walk. A dark figure plants bugs while they are gone. Roger and Johnny watch Barbara s Soap while Delia complains about EJ s duplicity. In her excitement she gives Roger a good view of her slip. Roger remembers a date with EJ, however, and departs. When EJ arrives they have a nasty fight. Later a talk with Joe revives Delia s spirits. At the beach house Faith gets cozy with Ari then notices signs of an intruder.',' Anonymous'),
('23843',' At Spencer s old place Jonas discusses the inventory with Ari at gunpoint. Later Ari complains to Jill about Jonas. Jill stresses the importance of following Spencer s wishes. At the Crystal Palace Joe greets Roger and then Delia tries to flirt with him. During the conversation Delia regrets sending that nasty letter to Barbara so she goes to studio to intercept it but the episode ends with Barbara s reading a letter. Barbara has a classic cat swallowed the canary look on her face',' Anonymous'),
('23844',' At Spencer s old place Jonas discusses Ari with Jill about Jonas. Ari discovers that his hotel room is bugged. Barbara shows Delia s letter to the producer who says that he will handle it. Ari tells Faith about the bug. While holding Faith in his arms he explains the importance of finding the Merit Kara.',' Anonymous'),
('23845',' Chefs from all over the world come to Kitchen Stadium to do culinary battle with one of Chairman Kaga s "Iron Chefs." Both the challenger and the Iron Chef have one hour to prepare a meal in which each course must prominently include the featured ingredient for that day s show. After the meals are prepared, a panel of judges samples both meals and determines who has made the better meal. Throughout the cook-off, running commentary is made by two "sports-casters" in a booth and one floor reporter.',' Jason A. Cormier'),
('23846',' November 1942. Young Norwegian Anne Eriksen returns to a small boarding-house in Dalsland, Sweden near the Norwegian border, where she has spent the summers during her childhood. The boarding-house is run by Ruth Lind and her helpful but unfortunate son Evert. It is very close to the German occupied Norway and the surroundings are far from peaceful and quiet. Who should you trust, who should you distrust?',' Mattias Thuresson <mattias.thuresson@mbox300.swipnet.se>'),
('23847',' An improvisation show entitled "S and M" as it featured only Tony Slattery and Mike McShane. Situations include the "two peas in a pod" epic, the "rejected video messages" and their own version of Star Wars.',' Jo Bowley <J.B.Bowley@hist.hull.ac.uk>'),
('23848',' The hound for young tennis talents reached its peak in the beginning of the 1970 s, when superstar Einar Berg threw in the towel. Thousands of young lads were tricked to break off their education for an uncertain, decadent and doubtful future on the tennis courts. For Wilander and Edberg it went relatively easily, while it became a little different for the striplings Alex, Sigge and Theo.',' Fredrik Klasson <fredrik.klasson@boras.mail.telia.com>'),
('23849',' This series features the missions of the Los Angeles Police Department s Special Weapons and Tactics team. They are a team of highly trained and heavily armed police officers who s purpose is to make coordinated assaults on armed and dangerous criminals in sensitive situations and defensible locations.',' Kenneth Chisholm <kchishol@execulink.com>'),
('23850',' A prisoner is broken out of the prison ward of County General Hospital. His name is Joey Hopper and his followers are referred to as the Hopper Family. The  family  consists of alienated youths who view Joey Hopper as their spiritual leader. All escape routes out of the city have been closed And SWAT s job is to conduct a sweep of the city and find them. Hopper s goal is to exact revenge against all those who prosecuted him...including  Hondo  Harrelson.',' tomtrekp'),
('23851',' Frank Thomas is the 3rd victim of a sniper shooting in the last year. SWAT begins investigating by looking for a common link between the victims. They discover that two of the men dated the same woman...Janet Warren. Harrelson s plan puts Jim Street undercover as her new boyfriend in an attempt to draw out the sniper.',' tomtrekp'),
('23852',' A hired gunman with a heart holds up on his mission to carry out an assassination after befriending a widow and her son, whom he met on a camping trip. What none of them know is that the gunman carries a deadly -- and highly infectious -- disease picked up in a foreign country. The S.W.A.T. team must both track down the killer and persuade him to give up peacefully in order to get a blood sample to develop a serum for the now-desperately-ill mother and child.',' Peter Harris'),
('23853',' Posing as terrorists seeking freedom for their comrades, a group of thugs take an entire pro basketball team hostage during a game. They aren t terrorists, they just hope to extort $2 million from the team s owner. Filmed largely on location at the Los Angeles Lakers  home arena in Inglewood, California.',' Peter Harris'),
('23854',' Vincent Ritchie is a drug dealer who has agreed to testify against his former associates. While being escorted into town there is an ambush and during the gunfight he is shot and severely wounded. His future safety is now in the hands of S.W.A.T. The team sets up around the clock surveillance in the hospital wing while the gunmen make plans to hit.',' tomtrekp'),
('23855',' The basic idea of "Rashomon" -- the same event told in flashbacks from different perspectives -- fuels this story of Luca killing a man. The man, a distraught husband, had carried a .25 five-bullet automatic pistol up to his wife s lover s apartment and shot the lover (one bullet), one at a cop in a hallway (two), and two more out a window at the S.W.A.T. team (four). When he takes the wife downstairs to a cellar, Luca is waiting with his rifle and drops him in his tracks. The question remains now -- did the gunman fire the final bullet at Luca (Luca s version) -- did Luca fire on him without provocation (which is what the wife thinks) -- or was the last bullet a dud that didn t detonate (which is what a photographer trailing Luca thinks)?',' Peter Harris'),
('23856',' Meredith Cooper is a freelance writer sent by the PR department to do a piece on S.W.A.T. for a magazine. She is anti-police and thinks they are a necessary evil but more evil than necessary. Harrelson and the team are told to cooperate and give her what she wants...human interest stories. While she is with them they respond to an APB on a missing girl which may be a kidnapping.',' tomtrekp'),
('23857',' Responding to an early morning call reporting a family dispute Officer Jim Street and his partner fall prey to an ambush by three gunmen. It is just one in a series of ambushes which have plagued the police. In the aftermath of the shooting Street s partner is dead and he tries out for an opening in a newly formed S.W.A.T. unit being headed by Lt.  Hondo  Harrelson. The teams first assignment is to find and stop the gunmen who have declared war on the city s police.',' tomtrekp'),
('23858',' Thugs hijack an armored car and hide it somewhere in Los Angeles. S.W.A.T. borrows another armored car and tries to penetrate it for practice, but can t do it. The stolen car had no money inside, so S.W.A.T. assumes it will be used in a future heist. But where? A national beauty pageant with a million dollars in prizes provides the answer.',' Peter Harris'),
('23859',' Paul Julian, a radio repairman and friend to most of the S.W.A.T. team, lost his wife to a brutal killer, and has gone mad obsessing over her death. He keeps a police scanner tuned to S.W.A.T. and shows up at their stakeouts. Whenever the bad guys come out, to surrender or otherwise, he shoots them.',' Peter Harris'),
('23860',' The series shows a group of people in their thirties who buy apartments in the same building. The future neighbors organize their own Internet forum. They become specific, small community, trying to create the group identity. We observe this process for one and a half year, until the very last day, when they all finally move into the building.',' Anonymous'),
('23861',' S@ttitude is a two-hour live energetic show from Cork and Dublin (Ireland) bringing fun and mayhem to Saturday mornings. It is aimed at 10-15 year olds, has a live studio audience and is packed with loads of interaction, live texting, competitions with great prizes, messy games and quizzes, crazy skits, presenter challenges and live music.',' Anonymous'),
('23862',' Priya and Gautam are a happily married couple with two kids, Akul and Mithi. Everything goes wrong when Priya and Gautam become friends with Manisha. Manisha has fallen in love with Gautam. Manisha and Gautam have an affair. Priya finds out. It is upto Priya to get her husband back.',' Anu Kapoor'),
('23863',' Sab Golmaal Hai is a situational comedy that revolves around Gillu, a simple small town man and his family. The characters are quaint and unique and yet represent attributes present in all of us. Witty lines and slice-of life humour make this sitcom very appealing. The comedy revolves around Gillu, a lovable, naïve but exasperating character - a man plagued by suspicion all his life. He is suspicious of everyone and everything. The simplest of actions and the most innocent gestures are questioned by him. The doubts include his wife having an affair with his closest friend, about his son s affection for him, his in-law s behaviour etc. Situations and events of everyday life are reason enough for Gillu to be suspicious of people and their motives. Gillu s wife, Shanta is the typical Indian housewife, devoted to her husband. Very often, she is amused and tolerant of her husband s idiosyncrasies. Unfortunately, she is also frequently the victim of his irrational suspicions. Gillu s friend and neighbour, Satpal, is a very colourful character. Boisterous, charming and intensely lazy, Satpal keeps busy enjoying life and narrating jokes to people. Satpal s wife, Vimla, dotes on him, however, at times hates him for his inactivity. Vimla is a capable, working woman who supports Satpal most of the time. In addition to these quirky and unique people, is Gillu s friend who is a psychiatrist. This friend is brought in by Shanta to help cure her husband, but, in fact, the friend manages to exacerbate the situation every time. For he too is afflicted with the same problem.',' Anonymous'),
('23864',' The male-only planet of Terra II is populated by clones of the six men who were marooned there 300 years before. The only females are robots called "marionettes," who serve as workers and soldiers. Japoness marionettes Lime, Cherry, and Bloodberry are different from most others, because each possesses a special circuit that gives them human emotions. One by one, they are accidentally awakened by young Mamiya Otaru and take up residence with him. As a result, Otaru s uneventful life becomes just a tad more interesting. At the same time, conflict between Japoness and the city-state of Gartland is escalating. Is it because Faust, the leader of Gartland, lusts for world domination, or is it something else his heart longs for... something with a connection to Lime, Cherry, and Bloodberry?',' The Fox-2'),
('23865',' This short lived superhero show was about a Children s book writer named Nicholas. In the daytime, he was kind, funny, and caring. At night, he would transform into Jon Sable, a superhero/vigilante. His sidekick of sorts, was a blind man nicknamed Cheesecake, who pretended he was a stand up comedian (He even had his own laugh track!!!).',' Pat McCurry <ccgrad97@aol.com>'),
('23866',' Sabrina s involved with a band of monsters, The Groovy Ghoulies; a rock band with Dracula, the Wolfman, and Frankenstein; who scare people for their own amusement.',' Television Junkie'),
('23867',' Short lived animated spin off of the television series Sabrina the Teenage Witch. The animated series is a prequel which features Sabrina as a skinny, attitude giving, pre-teen with small witch powers. Also features the hilarious wise-cracking cat Salem, Sabrina s naive surfer dude friend Harvey, spoiled brat rich girl Gem Stone, Sabrina s rule stricken uncle Uncle Quigley, Sabrina s spaced out friend Pi, and of course, Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda, Sabrina s two criticizing, witchy aunts.',' Dylan Self <RobocopTNG986127@aol.com>'),
('23868',' Aunts Hilda and Zelda are planning to go away for the weekend, and, thinking she will have the whole house to herself, Sabrina sees this as a perfect opportunity to throw a party and invite all her friends. All plans go south when Sabrina is appointed a babysitter. Determined to have her party and prove her popularity to all her friends, and nemesis Cassandra, Sabrina attempts to cast a spell on her babysitter to turn her into a teenager. As usual, the spell misfires and she accidentally turns her babysitter into a baby. Sabrina must now find a way to change her back and cover up this mishap before her friends arrive!',' <Explorerds6789>'),
('23869',' Sabrina Spellman, a perfectly normal 16-year-old, is informed by her aunts, Hilda and Zelda, that she (and they, and her whole family on her father s side) are witches. She lives with them in Massachusetts while preparing to receive her witch s license. Along the way, she gets into many scrapes while figuring out how certain spells work. She also has to keep the secret from her boyfriend, Harvey, friends Jenny and later Valerie, stuck-up nemesis Libby, and her ever-suspicious vice-principal, Mr. Kraft.',' Anonymous'),
('23870',' Sabrina decides to babysit her bratty cousin Amanda, who becomes bored and transforms Sabrina into a doll. Sabrina meets three other human-turned-dolls in Amanda s toy box and they plan to escape. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda try to spend time separately at a spa in the Other Realm.',' RJDL'),
('23871',' After Salem stows away in her backpack and gets her thrown out of the local pizzeria, Sabrina washes her hands of the cat, feigning unconcern when the feline fails to return for Christmas dinner with visiting cousin Monty. When she discovers that Salem has in fact been catnapped by a stubborn little boy named Rex, Sabrina launches a desperate plan to rescue him by impersonating Santa Claus.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23872',' When she s forced to attend a family affair, Sabrina sends a clone to Harvey s party, where the simple-minded stand-in (who can only speak three sentences) agrees to streak naked in order to liven up the festivities. Meanwhile, the real Sabrina desperately tries to ditch her relatives: an obnoxious socialite and her brat of a daughter, whose hobby is putting people she dislikes into jars. Knowing Harvey plans to dress as James Dean, Sabrina muses about the real star, but when her aunts give her a special Halloween present of a half hour with the dead person of her choice, she opts for her beloved grandmother instead, because "Halloween is really about family."',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23873',' A bored Sabrina gets more than she bargained for when Hilda offers her a "can of worms" spell to spice up her daily grind, which is transformed into a melodramatic soap opera. When a mysterious one-eyed janitor accidentally beans Harvey with a ladder, Sabrina s sweetheart wakes up with amnesia, and a dastardly Libby seizes the chance to steal him, convincing him that he has agreed to kiss her publicly at the climax of the school fashion show; Libby also steals the diamond ring Mr. Poole is about to offer the buxom school nurse and plants it on Sabrina, who must enlist her aunt s help to demonstrate her innocence before the spells runs its narrative course.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23874',' Sabrina slips Libby some truth sprinkles to make her confess to spreading nasty lies, but her plan backfires when the goodies make Jenny reveal she s sweet on Sabrina s love interest, Harvey. Meanwhile, Hilda prepares for a date with Drell - despite his having stood her up over 1,000 times in the past.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23875',' Sabrina has blown her allowance, and Salem has maxed out his credit card over the phone, so they decide to enter a cat show to earn the prize money, but soon find themselves wrapped up in a blackmail scheme to force the judge to throw the competition, and, to avoid being caught, Sabrina has to transform herself into a contestant. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda seek out a magical perfume that will make Zelda repulsive to their love-sick mailman Dirk, and Hilda gets shrunk as a punishment for taking free samples in the magical "Full Moon" shop.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23876',' Harvey tells Sabrina his parents want him to start dating other girls. Sabrina s aunts agree and set her up with a witch called Dante. They click and then go on a double date with Harvey and his date Jean. But Dante has a problem with not using magic in the mortal realm. Zelda uses the same dating service and has trouble finding a date, as does Valerie. Meanwhile, Hilda has a dose of  Pun-Itis  which causes puns in her sentences to come true.',' RJDL'),
('23877',' Sabrina s bummed when Harvey agrees to go to the dance with Libby, so she decides to skip the event until her aunts use some "man dough" to create her perfect date. Actually, he s a little too perfect, Sabrina has to admit to herself that she prefers Harvey, but can only tell him so when she temporarily freezes him. Harvey prefers Sabrina as well, but is too shy to tell her. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda s dough dates aren t too well blended either, and Libby falls for the dough boy and is devastated when he disintegrates, thinking he has dumped her',' Arturo Domí'),
('23878',' Sabrina s bummed when Harvey agrees to go to the dance with Libby, so she decides to skip the event until her aunts use some "man dough" to create her perfect date. Actually, he s a little too perfect, Sabrina has to admit to herself that she prefers Harvey, but can only tell him so when she temporarily freezes him. Harvey prefers Sabrina as well, but is too shy to tell her. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda s dough dates aren t too well blended either, and Libby fall for the dough boy and is devastated when he disintegrates, thinking he has dumped her.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23879',' Sabrina finds out that her vice-principal Mr Kraft has a crush on Hilda and sets the two up on a date. But Hilda can t stand him, so Sabrina turns her into a dummy and follows them on the date. Thanks to Hilda, Zelda must do community service in the Other Realm',' RJDL'),
('23880',' Sabrina decides she is too old for Halloween and plans to spend it working at her new job in the coffee house. Her aunts try to convince her she can t run away from Halloween but she doesn t listen until a group of zombies trap her and Dreama in the coffee house. Zelda and Hilda invite Edgar Allen Poe around for dinner and Salem tries to find someone to read his horror stories to.',' RJDL'),
('23881',' A Valentine s Day episode shows that while dating is tough when you re a teenager, it s even tougher when you re a teenage witch. Just as Sabrina and Harvey are about to share their first kiss, Salem desperately interrupts them. Sabrina s cat isn t trying to be a pest, and no, he s not jealous; rather, the feline knows that a kiss from Sabrina will turn Harvey or any boy for that matter into a frog. In order to reverse the tragic spell, Sabrina must pass the Witches  Council s "Test of True Love" to prove that her feelings for Harvey are genuine.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23882',' Sabrina tires of Libby s constant teasing-- which worsens when Sabrina joins a science club-- so she gives the tormentor a taste of the taunting by turning her into a nerd. Meanwhile, Zelda wants Hilda to throw out some very old items. Tired of watching Libby treat people badly, Sabrina decides to give Libby a taste of her own medicine by transforming her into a geek. However, when Libby succeeds in turning her fellow geeks against the entire school, Sabrina must find a way to unite her classmates before the plan backfires.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23883',' When Sabrina is disappointed that her aunts won t let her stay out late to see a famous rock band Violent Femmes, Hilda and Zelda decide to transform themselves into teenage chaperone s as a compromise. But they re the ones causing the trouble when "Hillary" clashes with a security guard and a high-school boy falls for "Zellery." After proving that even teenage aunts can be embarrassing, they apologize by giving Sabrina her very first flying lesson -- aboard a vacuum cleaner.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23884',' When Sabrina is apprehensive about inviting Jenny to spend the night because of her "unique" home life, Hilda and Zelda assure her that she has nothing to worry about. But when Jenny accidentally enters the other realm through the linen closet, Drell cites the rule against mortals entering his world and turns her into a grasshopper, so Sabrina and her aunts must find a way to convince her that the whole experience was just a dream.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23885',' Hoping to catch Harvey s eye, Sabrina becomes an assistant to Joel, a shy teen magician, but the act is more comical than bewitching when the trickster s tricks misfire. To save him from embarrassment, Sabrina makes the magic man temporarily invisible - then discovers that he likes it and doesn t want to reappear, especially when he can scope out the girls  locker room. Meanwhile, Aunt Zelda entertains an old colleague who has been too shy to admit his attraction to her.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23886',' A starry-eyed Sabrina hates to leave Harvey for a family skiing trip to Mars, but Doug, the good-looking and magically talented ski coach she meets there, soon has her forgetting to phone home while they spend a romantic evening together. Meanwhile, Hilda meets a man who claims to be a secret agent on a dangerous mission, which she assumes is just another holiday-on-Mars fib; and Salem takes the opportunity to host a riotous cat party at home.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23887',' Preparing for her father s monthly visit, Sabrina anticipates the teenage trauma of introducing her father to her boyfriend (actually, Edward and Harvey do reasonably well), but isn t prepared for the teenage trauma of meeting your divorced father s new girlfriend, an attractive supernatural lawyer named Gail. Initially hostile, Sabrina is persuaded by her aunts to see reason and tries to make amends by asking whether Edward and Gail plan to get married. When they simultaneously answer "Yes" (Gail) and "No" (Edward), Gail furiously dives into Sabrina s magic book.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23888',' Sabrina is fed up with her friends  unenthusiastic attitudes towards Halloween so she plans for them to go on a Halloween Murder Mystery Train. But she doesn t realize it s a magical train that turns them into their characters: Sabrina as the detective; Harvey as  Biff Buffington  - tennis champion; Morgan as an English countess; Roxie as Hortense, the countess s maid; Miles as a foreign professor and Josh as a photographer. And Josh is the murder victim.',' RJDL'),
('23889',' Sabrina Spellman isn t having the best of luck. She s just started a new school, and the popular girl, Libby, not only hates her, but wants her hand on Sabrina s crush, Harvey. Also, at her 16th birthday party, she realizes that she is witch, but also half mortal; she is the daughter of a warlock and a mortal woman.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23890',' A stressed-out Sabrina gets a monstrous wart, which only worsens her foul mood. And despite everyone s efforts to cheer her, she seeks solace and solitude in an alternate world inside her mirror, where she becomes trapped in her own bad mood. To Jenny for ignoring her, to Harvey for ridiculing his use of a puppet spider monkey to get them through a school assignment she flubbed, and to Libby for turning her into a goat.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23891',' Sabrina receives a C on her English story and Zelda suggests she use a manual typewriter to help her out. The typewriter turns out to be magic and the characters from Sabrina s spy-story come to life and they re all clones of Harvey, Libby, Mr Kraft, Mrs Quick and Valerie. Hilda & Zelda receive Other Realm chain-letters and are bombarded with strange enchantments.',' RJDL'),
('23892',' Zelda announces that she thinks Mr Kraft will propose to her. Sabrina and Hilda can t stand this idea but are afraid of hurting Zelda s feelings. They both cast silence spells on themselves and inadvertently change the house into an old silent movie which features themselves, Zelda, Mr Kraft, Harvey and Valerie.',' RJDL'),
('23893',' Sabrina learns a hard lesson in witchcraft when she tries to make Harvey notice her by using her powers to become an instant kung-fu expert under Mr. Pool s astonished tutelage. She easily defeats the standing champion, but must face the disapproval of her aunts and the jeers of the (magically animated) trophy she won. Meanwhile, Aunt Hilda tries out for first violin in the local symphony the mortal way, but loses to her longtime rival Gustav.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23894',' Hoping to encourage more students to join the Adopt-A-Grandparent program, Sabrina finds a mischievous way to get trend-setting Libby to participate: she impersonates her, necessitating quick Superman-style telephone booth transformation whenever the real Libby turns up. But Sabrina s well-meant scheme goes wrong when Libby bonds with Sabrina s adopted grandmother Nana, who claims to know most of Hollywood s young hunks personally. Meanwhile, Zelda can t decide whether to continue dating a man who is centuries younger than she is; and Hilda and Salem eat too much of a magical "hair soup" that causes their hair to grow at an exponential rate.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23895',' Sabrina makes three wishes come true for her unsuspecting friends: Jenny gets elected student president, Harvey becomes a football star, and Mr. Pool becomes rich. Soon she learns the truth of her aunts  warnings that one shouldn t meddle with the fate of others: Jenny is crushed when she learns the student president is merely a rubber stamp assistant to the principal, and resigns in favor of Libby, Harvey really can t play football and is injured on the field, and Mr. Pool s success at alchemy turns him into an obnoxious blow hard.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23896',' Sabrina s fears become reality when she takes part in a re-creation of the Salem witch trials and is accused of sorcery while defending Jenny s honor. Libby made up a bunch of lies, just to get rid of Sabrina and Jenny, accusing them of practice witchcraft. At the end, all teachers realizes that she was lying, and Sabrina casted a spell on her as a revenge.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23897',' Sabrina hits a really bad day: disregarding her aunts  warning, she buys a "tomorrow" ball from a supernatural traveling salesman, and believes its prediction that she will get an "A-" on her science project. Unfortunately, Mr. Pool doesn t share that estimation of her work, and gives her a C- and a chance to redo the project overnight. Instead, Sabrina tries to sneak out of the house aboard her trusty vacuum cleaner to attend a "Smashing Pumpkins" concert, but gets pulled over by a flying motorcycle cop and cited for flying over the town "with a full bag and bad dust emissions.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23898',' While babysitting a cranky toddler and trying to have a study date with Harvey, Sabrina accidentally casts a spell transforming him into a grown man. Unable to figure out the mystery behind the spell, a frantic Sabrina tries to locate her aunts for assistance before Rudy s parents arrive home and realize they ve missed an immense portion of their son s life.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23899',' Sabrina visits an aunt in Pleasuredome---a realm where every wish is granted---and decides to stay for good. When Sabrina s bitter math teacher Mr. Rothwell singles her out for unfair treatment, and her aunts are unable to make him see reason, the witch trio decide it s time to teach him a few of their own spellbinding lessons. When he s hauled into traffic court, they replace the human judge with a magical substitute who s been hibernating in a deep freeze "to prevent media bias." Meanwhile, Salem panics when his ex-girlfriend decides to pay him a surprise visit especially since she has no idea that he has been turned into a cat.',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23900',' When Sabrina can t find her homework, she follows Salem s advice to consult a professional magic finder, but when troll Roland appears and quickly uncovers her missing notebook, he demands her hand in marriage as payment. Following him home to attempt reason she is trapped in his castle and can only be rescued by the prince she loves: Harvey. Has the moment come when he will learn the truth about Sabrina s unusual family?',' Arturo Domínguez'),
('23901',' Two up coming comedians to attempt to get sacked on purpose - on their first day at work. Each week the two new recruits are introduced to the existing members of staff in separate companies. The person who gets sacked nearest to 3.00pm, be it before or after, will win. They can t use violence, they can t swear or do anything illegal - and above all, they can t ask to be fired. They must use strategy to ensure they don t go too far, too soon; or leave it too late. Using hidden cameras the contestant s every move is watched. The managers and staff are unaware that they are taking part in a game and this leads to hilarious reactions as they attempt to understand the behavior of the new starters.',' Anonymous'),
('23902',' One day when Safeena falls down, she is injured and rushed to the hospital where a detailed examination reveals that she has a malignant brain tumor. Her family loves her dearly, and in an attempt to protect her keep this information from her. However the extra attention and affection make her wonder and her investigations lead her to the truth. Safeena immediate concern is her husband and family and she wants him to remarry and settle before she dies',' saad sikandar'),
('23903',' Determined to break up the Saddle Club once and for all, Veronica makes a bet with Carole that Carole can not go an entire day without running to Stevie and Lisa with information. Carole counters that Veronica can not manage even one day of doing her own barn chores. The loser must leave Pine Hollow.',' Allyssa'),
('23904',' Lisa wants to win first place at a competition but the jumps are to high for her. When she first practices, Prancer refuses to jump it and Lisa goes flying over the jump and goes into a coma. Melanie teaches Camanche to take things of the top of his stall. Mrs. Reg asks her to give the wedding rings to Deborah and when Camanche knocks it off the stall door Meliane thinks he ate them. Since Lisa is in a coma, Max and Deborah decide to postpone their wedding. Despite Carole and Stevie s attempt to wake Lisa up, it fails.',' Allyssa'),
('23905',' Carole feels like The Saddle Club is falling apart. Stevie is too busy with her old friend, Tina, who came for a visit. Lisa is obsessed with beating out Veronica for the lead in the school play. The birth of Delilah s foal brings the Saddle Club together again.',' Allyssa'),
('23906',' While working with the veterinarian, Dr. Judy Barker, Carole can t help but compare herself to her late mother, Karen, who was also a veterinarian. Carole is unable to deal with the loss of her mother and is devastated when Veronica causes a fatal accident to her horse, Cobalt.',' Allyssa'),
('23907',' While on the Mountain Trail Overnight, Veronica develops a crush on Phil Marsten, but she learns that he only has eyes for Stevie. In an attempt to get Phil s attention, Veronica endangers herself and her horse and winds up alone and unconscious on the trail.',' Allyssa'),
('23908',' It begun in the middle 30 s in a town nearby Bogotá, Colombia. Tomás Manrique, his wife Josefina and his little son Pedro, had to take a train and leave that town as soon as a war conflict started in the area. When they arrived to Bogota, a man called Pascual became their friend, and got a hotel for them to stay. When Tomás and Pascual got closer friends, Pascual robbed them. But when Tomás found it out, and went to reclaim his money, Pascual introduce him into a easy-life world, into dirty businesses and crime. In that exactly moment, Tomás damned the whole 5 next generations of the Manrique family. He damned them to suffer and made their lives a hell. Ten years later, Pedro met Marlene, a nurse, and fell in love with her. Pascual was having money troubles with Tomás, suspecting that him was taking advantages of their businesses and "gaining" more money than him, so he killed him. Pedro found this out, and killed Pascual the day of his own wedding with Marlene. But before Pascual died, he said: "I curse you, Pedro Manrique. I curse you, and your sons, and the sons of your sons. All their lives will be a such a hell, than the only rest they ll have, will be death". With the help of a medium called Magnolia, Pedro found out that in a far future, his sons Armando and Antonio would have serious troubles and that one would kill the other. So Pedro knew that the only way to save his family from the curse, was love. The next generations, in 1970 s, 80 s, 2000, 2005, and 2006, had a very sad history: betrayals, loves, murderers, and most of all, all the stories involved with dirty businesses. The Manriques: a family damned to suffer.',' ivanreina'),
('23909',' La Sagouine is not just an imaginary figure; she s a flesh-and-blood creature, a poor woman who was born near the sea, who can t read or write, who spends her days scrubbing floors. This Acadian woman, with her rich vocabulary and ready tongue, observes human behavior. She is the voice of her people, expressing its wisdom, its soul.',' Telefilm-Canada'),
('23910',' Sagwa (a kitten), her siblings, and her parents are owned by a Chinese official called "The Foolish Magistrate" (since he tends to make laws and proclamations rather grandiosely and illogically) in 19th Century China. She and her parents are "scribe" cats, who transcribe the magistrate s words to paper in beautiful calligraphy. The series begins by showing how Sagwa came to the magistrates favor by negating one of his foolish laws at the same time ink-staining her face to appear as a Siamese cat. She has many adventures with her siblings, her friend Fufu (a bat), and the local village cats who don t live as luxuriously as her and her family.',' Tony B'),
('23911',' In this four part BBC television series presented by British comedian and travel presenter Michael Palin, and broadcast in 2002. In it, Palin traveled around the Sahara Desert in Northern and Western Africa in four episodes: 1° Line in the Sand - from Gibraltar (British crown colony enclaved in Spain) to amazingly varied Morocco, Western Sahara (disputed by morocco and the Polisaro liberation movement) and Mauritania (another ultra-poor Sahel country, yet plagued by extreme obesity, even as a result of forced feeding of women as a status symbol); 2° Destination Timbuktu - Senegal and Mali; 3° Absolute Desert - Mali and Niger; 4° Dire Straits - Algeria, Libya, Tunisia, Ceuta (a Spanish enclave in Morocco where refugees hope to enter Europe) and back to Gibraltar.',' KGF Vissers'),
('23912',' Involved multinational miniseries about a scientific project trying to develop and exploit efficient solar power. The group members have the normal family and funding problems to concern them. But more sinisterly, they have to contend with energy companies who need them to fail and are too happy to help them along their way, mysterious business concerns who want to pump money into the project but for unknown or dubious reasons, and, worst, terrorists and murder attempts.',' Cynan Rees <cynanrees@hotmail.com>'),
('23913',' Saheli is a story of two friends, Raheela and Afsheen, who share a great bond of trust, but their parents disapprove of this friendship. Raheela fancies Raja Omair, a Casanova. The story takes a turn when Omair is introduced to Afsheen, and he declares his love for her. The friendship is threatened and they drift apart after several disputes between the families. The play showcases how these two friends begin their lives separately, and the problems they face.',' wajid zafar'),
('23914',' Fahri was one of the richest and respected man in the country. He got married to Kerime. Her 5 year old girl spoiled in this glory until Sahra s birth, then Nil envied her so much and after their mother death, Nil s jealousy turned into hate.Years have passed and Nil couldn t manage to get a job in her step-father s company. She got married to Cemal, who was working in the same company. When Sahra turned back to the company after completing her education. Cemal admired Sahra so much. With the jealousy and hate, after an argument, Nil killed her husband and sentenced. Sahra falls in love with this charismatic man, Sinan and they get married. Nil loses everyhing in the jail while Sahra gains everything. After their marriage, Fahri is dead and with the born of Sahra s child, Nil is acquitted and have a chance to turn back to home. And starts to apply her plans to take a revenge. She manages to seperate Sahra and Sinan. After Sahra leaves her home and goes to Morocco, Sinan follows her to be reconciled. Nil makes her friend from the jail, Melek kill Sahra in Morocco. Melek plans a terrible accident and tries to kill Sahra. Everybody believes her death but actually she is injured seriously. A doctor called Hossein cures her. After a couple of succesful surgical operations, Sahra becomes totally a different woman and turns back to Turkey. Now it s time for her revenge',' omayra73@yahoo.com'),
('23915',' On one stormy night, Dr. Gilmore finds 001/Ivan crying from a nightmare. He went to see if Ivan was OK. Only to discover that Ivan received a vision about danger. A danger that mankind can t fight off. So Dr. Gilmore sent the message about Ivan s vision to the other 8 cyborgs. They all left their current occupations and gathered up as the cyborg 00 team once more. Soon they find Ivan s vision has come true. As 3 stone giants emerged from Earth and created chaos in the U.S. The cyborgs must stop and defeat the 3 giants before global disaster occurs. But this is only the beginning of the terror.',' J LeGault'),
('23916',' Eighteen-year-old Joe Shimamura, a rebellious, spiky-haired half-Japanese youth, wakes up one afternoon to find himself lying on an operating-room table with a strange suit and superhuman abilities such as the ability to move faster than the human eye. After escaping from the laboratory, he soon discovers that he is the ninth in a series of cyborg weapons - ordinary humans from all over the world, captured and augmented against their wills to become devastating warriors. Some of these include a genius baby from Russia, an impoverished cook from China, and a freedom fighter from Africa. The culprit behind this act is Black Ghost, a terrorist group that aims for money and power by selling illegal weaponry to warring nations worldwide. Based on the classic but unfinished Japanese comic book by the late manga godfather Shoutarou Ishinomori, Cyborg 009 follows the story of the nine cyborg rebels as they seek to halt the sinister intentions of Black Ghost while also attempting to deal with the alienation caused by their new identities.',' Axemblue'),
('23917',' Since 00 Cyborg s enemies are cyborgs too. Our heroes try to find the creator of these cyborgs and see which side he s own so they can negotiate. 009 was recovered by Artemis, after the battle against Apollo. She reminded him to not to return here and left. Hera saw the whole thing from a hidden distance and told the other Mytho Cyborgs, who weren t pleased to hear. 007 sneaked into the Greek palace and discovered the man behind the Mytho Cyborgs is one of Black Ghost s scientists, Dr. Geya. Gilmore explained that Geya is once worked with him in developing cyborgs but was withdrew when he wasn t allowed to have full control over the production. Dr. Geya wanted to erase the cyborgs  human memories, which Dr. Gilmore would never allow. Now the cyborgs know who s leading the Mytho Cyborgs.',' J LeGault'),
('23918',' The cyborg continue to search for Dr. Kozumi. They only know he s somewhere in Tokyo. 009 meets his old friend from the orphanage, Yazu, who s a rowdy punk who likes to walk around and act tough. He s trying to get some bread from a large guy who only speaks every now and then. Then a weird looking man comes by and tells the large fellow to come with him. After that Yazu mentioned he saw that guy before. Who had connections with the priest. Yazu claimed that the Preist was a fraud, but 009 denied that it s true. Little does 009 know is that large fellow with the bread and the weird looking guy work for Black Ghost. And they re about to meet up with 0013.',' J LeGault'),
('23919',' This tells the story in how Dr. Gilmore became involved in the Black Ghost organization. As well as the early days of Cyborgs 001-004, who were tested and failed to succeed their tests as cyborgs. So they were put in frozen status, which preserved their age. And will be reawaken when the technology advances. During that time period, Cyborgs 005-008 were formed to what they are today. And 009 who became the last and strongest of the team. And that s where the story began.',' J LeGault'),
('23920',' 001, 007, 008, and Dr. Gilmore head for the power device that s generating the island. While 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, & 009 fight against the remaining Mytho cyborgs. Pan found Artemis lying near the shore after she got shot by Dr. Geya for helping 009. She was still alive, but very weak. Pan helped her abit, and with the last of her strength she heads towards the battle to stop Apollo and 009 s duel. Artemis must tell her brother that Dr. Geya s real plan was too spread confusion and not peace in the world. But when Dr. Geya activate the power device so hard, it caused an earthquake and lava to surface the area, where it be a matter of time till the island sinks into the ocean.',' J LeGault'),
('23921',' 0013 is big and unseen by the human eye. 009 is confused on why 0013 didn t finish him off. He decides to confront 0013 as he has an idea. On his way through the remains of Tokyo, he finds a lost girl, and decides to protect her from harms ways. Then he encounter the same weird looking guy who pushed around the large fellow with the bread. He revealed to 009 that the priest at the orphanage was working with black ghost, but he killed him for trying to give information to the police. 009 is upset and furious to hear that the priest was killed just for that. Not only did he found the one responsible for the burning of the orphanage, but he also has to find a way to stop 0013. And who is the large fellow who doesn t speak too much?',' J LeGault'),
('23922',' After 009 s acceleration mode was upgraded with a speed enhancement, he finds his surroundings to be absolutely still. He can t figure out why time has stopped, and why his acceleration switch doesn t work at all. Can he find his way out of this mess, as well as averting a major crisis at the city?',' J LeGault'),
('23923',' Dr. Gilmore writes in his notebook on all the cyborgs that Black Ghost created from good to bad. He gives out brief profiles on 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 007, 008, 009, 0010, 0011, 0012, 0013, The CyborgMan Team, The Mythos Cyborg: Apollo, Poseidon, Minotauros, Achilles, Atlas, Nereus, Pan, Hera, & Artemis. 009 brings up the subject that they re unable to wipe out the Black Ghost Organization, because there s always a follower taking place on the throne. 001 senses an abnormal source that s about to happen, but he went back to sleep. And he was right as a giant organism appears out of no where and heads for a major city.',' J LeGault'),
('23924',' The 00 Cyborgs fled from their hideaway which is now burned to the ground. It s revealed that the mysterious woman is named Helen, and has a twin named Biiana. They re both noble-born sisters of the Pu Awake in the Underground Kingdom of Yomi. Klaus Von Bogoot choose them and 3 of their other sisters: Aphros, Diana, and Daphne as their subordinates. however they were disenchanted by Von Bogoot s lie of freedom for their people, and decided to find a better way in finding freedom. 004 however doesn t trust that Biiana is true to her word, even though she resembles his lost love: Hilda. While traveling through the ocean, they were attacked by the Cyborgmen again. They salvaged their Dolphin ship, and were forced to evacuate. They went to the escape pod, only to discover that they re unable to unhook it from the control inside, while the controls itself are outside. Biiana goes to the control of the hook, but was unable to achieve, so 004 went up to help her. But will he save her from the going down with the Dolphin itself?',' J LeGault'),
('23925',' The Rebels, 008, 002, and 009 fleet to the Jungle after the attack from the Cyborgman Soldiers. They encountered the same Cyborgman who provided advance tanks for the rebels and the dictator of Muanba. He attacks them with all he s got on his Advance Tank and a series of robotic snakes. They escaped underground with the help of 006 and 003. Both groups went to a new rebel camp. 008 couldn t help but think that the Cyborgman reminds him of a friend he knew way back. He decides to face him alone. 008 finds out that the Cyborgman Soldier is his friend. But he doesn t show him any mercy and takes him back to a Muanba Base. The other cyborgs seek to save 008, but will 008 fight his old friend?',' J LeGault'),
('23926',' Dr. Kozumi has gone missing, so 004, 007, & 009 went to investigate the doctor s whereabouts. They ended up discovering a mansion own by a mysterious woman who is waiting for her husband to return home. 007 admires the woman, while 009 and 007 suspect that something is not right. As the mansion they re in isn t any ordinary one.',' J LeGault'),
('23927',' In the Republic of Muanba, a dictator has his own people slaved over mining a mineral called Ironstone X. The locals demand their own freedom. Right till an advance armored tank operated by a strange solider has offered them a greater advantage to over rule the dictator. Muanba is in fact oo8/Pyuma s home so he, 009 and 002 went to investigate the new armored tank provided by the strange solider. That same solider also offers the dictator an advantage against the locals who are now rebels. The strange solider is in fact working for Black Ghost. Black Ghost is planning to take the Ironstone X resources by getting the people of Muanba kill each other. The 3 cyborgs decide to help 008 s rebel friends by fighting against the dictator and the Cyborgmen Soliders.',' J LeGault'),
('23928',' Strange and deadly phenomena are showing up everywhere on the globe. It s massive destruction and people are starting to ask if this is an act of God. The 00 Cyborgs collected the named of all the locations that have had a phenomena occurred. Dr. Gilmore placed the dotes on the map which turns out to spell out God in Greek. And they can now determine what the next location will be. And it turned out that their theory was right as a large storm tore the new location apart and soon left nothing but a crater. Then from the storm appeared Greek Gods: Apollo,Achilles,Miniatauros, etc. The cyborgs fought the Gods with all their might. But they soon find out that these so called Gods are not too easy to beat. And they really dealing with Gods?',' J LeGault'),
('23929',' 009(accompanied by 002 & 003)was still upset on what happened to his friends. On their way back they found a mysterious woman who is helpless, so they helped her out. Back at their hideaway, they heard about what happened to 008. 008 was badly hurt from the attack of a Giant Albino Dinosaur, and was rushed to the recovery room. The other 00 Cyborgs examined the huge Reptile, 003 used her enhanced vision and finds out that it s not a cyborg at all. This puzzled them, because it s merely impossible for a dinosaur to still be living. Dr. Gilmore restored 008 s body, but only to discover that it was silver scales instead of human skin. This upset 008, even though Dr. Gilmore told him it was the only way to restore his body. 008 left the room as he believes he s becoming more far apart from being human. Dr. Gilmore feels he s only making matters worse. Meanwhile 006 & 007 investigated their main target, who houses many bazaar and rare animals. This seemed fishy enough and reported back to the other Cyborgs. Von Bogoot, who is actually a cyborg working for Black Ghost orders his newly advance Cyborgmen to attack 00 cyborg team s hideaway. Will 008 accept his new body? And who is the mysterious woman that 003 & 009 found?',' J LeGault'),
('23930',' Giant pterodactyls(which is believed to be extinct for millions of years) suddenly appear out of nowhere; destroying planes, collapsing buildings and killing innocent lives around the globe. The nations of the world accuse each other of being terrorists and prepare to go to war. Dr. Gilmore suspects a wealthy industrialist is behind the destruction. On the steak out, 002 & 009 were by 009 s friends from the old orphanage. He s not seen them for awhile.',' J LeGault'),
('23931',' 009 is under confusion that was cast by an Ath-hans, and sees 004 as his enemy. 004 and Biina kept a close distance from 009, but were captured by Black Ghost s large robot army. 006, 007, 008 and Dr. Gilmore were shocked to see Black Ghost alive, after presuming he died from falling into the nuclear reactor, it seem it would take more than that to defeat him. And he has more up his sleeve once the Pu Awak finish his latest and most deadly creation of them all!',' J LeGault'),
('23932',' 004 has been remembering his past about losing Hilda at the border of Germany. This seems to trouble him allot whenever he thinks about it. While The other cyborgs have been taking patrol and watch for any Black Ghost activity. And out of the blue came a new cyborg, which is large sphere shape machine known as 0011. He s been order to kill off the cyborgs in exchange for his original body. 004 refuses to kill him, because 0011 has a family of his own. A family he can t return to with the body he s in. Can the cyborgs destroy this sad cyborg before it destroys them?',' J LeGault'),
('23933',' Joe Shimamura wakes up in a mysterious lab. He doesn t why he s here or how he got here in the first place. Without further a do, Joe is being chased by robot cops and tanks. He soon discovers that has incredible powers that no human being can have. Both confused and determined about what s going on. He soon meets up with 8 other people who have extraordinary powers. They are the 00 Cyborg team. Once ordinary human beings, but got kidnapped off the streets by an organization lead by the mysterious Black Ghost. Joe is in fact the ninth 00 cyborg and the strongest of the team.',' J LeGault'),
('23934',' Around the globe disaster has occurred at oil companies and plants with harm-full substances that interfere with the beauty of nature. The one causing this is what appears to be a blue wild cat. 005 traveled to his homeland, only to find construction drilling for oil, which is polluting the water and destroying the image of a beautiful desert. The blue beast that s been salvaging the plants has recently killed most of the construction employees. 005 confronts the beast itself, as he believes it s a cyborg sent by Black Ghost.',' J LeGault'),
('23935',' The 00 Team hijacked an Aircraft to escape, but they didn t go far with Black Ghost s air machines on their tails. they decided to return back to the base on X Island. There they plan to infiltrate the base and hijack a special submarine/air craft. While 009 seeks Black Ghost himself.',' J LeGault'),
('23936',' Dr. Gilmore receives a letter from his friend Dr. Ross, who s been set free ever since Black Ghost was eliminated. Dr. Roos is now part of a nature valley where he claims to discover living dinosaurs roaming around the valley. Dr. Gilmore asks 009, 002, and 005 to go visit Dr. Ross, in order to catch the beasts. But 3 cyborg wonder if Dr. Ross is truly out of the clutches of Black Ghost, and do these living dinosaurs exist?',' J LeGault'),
('23937',' After the 00 Cyborgs destroyed the Black Ghost Base on X Island, they fled to Japan and lived with Dr. Gilmore s friend Dr. Kozumi. They re living peacefully at the doctor s home. But Black Ghost is still alive and hiding somewhere in the world. While 009 is still troubled by his past. Where he was committed of killing the priest at his home, the orphanage. He escape the authorities, and that what lead him to being found by the Black Ghost organization that turn him into a cyborg. During a power failure at Dr. Kozumi s home, the cyborgs went outside to investigate. Only they run into Black Ghost s new Human Cyborg, 0010. Who was ordered to vaporize the 00 cyborgs with his electrical powers. And he s not an easy target, as he surpasses the skills and levels of all the cyborgs including 009.',' J LeGault'),
('23938',' Jet(Cyborg 002) has been living in his old hometown of New York for sometime now. We learn a bit of his past as a regular human punk beating up other punks in New York. One night he s being chased by the police, and then he comes across the men in black suits who work for Black Ghost. They offer him a new opportunity or end up getting caught by the police. Ofcourse Jet choose to go with them. He made friends with a neighborhood kid, Jimmy, which he taught him how to box and stories of his own version of the 00 Cyborgs. After a fight with 2 kids, Jimmy s Mom wasn t at all pleased with her own son learning boxing from Jet. The next day, there was a fire at Jimmy s Mom s work, and his mom is trapped in there. Jet goes in the building to search for her, but he won t have enough time on foot. And the only way Jet can save her is by using his Jet boots to get to where Jimmy s Mom is, real quick. Which means he ll have to reveal to her that he s Cyborg 002.',' J LeGault'),
('23939',' Today was the "Star Festival", a celebration when meteor showers occur. Joe was on train, and had a feeling that something good would occur if he went to the next Trainstop. There he met a mysterious girl named Alice. She wants Joe to guide her home, because she claims to known him since he was a kid. One the way, Alice states that she s able to jump time periods. She gives Joe a wish in who he wants to see the most. Joe s desire was to see his mother again. During the Night of the Festival, Joe will experience a night, he ll never forget.',' J LeGault'),
('23940',' Dr. Gilmore, 009, and 003 enjoy the historical landmarks of Egypt s Valley of the Kings. But an illness has been spreading and effecting several victims. It s all connected to a flower that s like no ordinary kind. It was developed by a terrorist society that holds both the world s deadliest virus and its only known vaccine. Dr. Gilmore contacts the other cyborgs to help stop these terrorists from harming hundred of innocent lives in the Middle East.',' J LeGault'),
('23941',' 009 is seriously hurt after fighting 0010. The other cyborgs try to figure out how they could defeat him. Their only clue is that 0010 doesn t fight when it rains. So they work other a strategy in getting 0010 in the ocean so they can have a better advantage. But little do they know is that Cyborg 0010 is accompanied by another cyborg working for Black Ghost.',' J LeGault'),
('23942',' The cyborgs located the so called Greek Gods to an island which is their base. They later begin to fight against the enemy who reveal to them that they re cyborgs as well as them. Apollo, Hera, Achilles, Miniatauros, and a strange man have not been getting along with Artemis, Pan and Atlas. But they still agree that the 00 Cyborgs are their enemies more or less.',' J LeGault'),
('23943',' 009, 003, & 007 are helping Chang(006) at his Chinese Gourmet Restraunt. While the other Cyborg went their separate ways. And they all learned hook to make and cook food from 006. All except 002, who finds it very ridiculous in learning how to cook. Only he finds it harder than it look, and ends up being the only cyborg starving to death.',' J LeGault'),
('23944',' Certain locals have been set on fire for unknown reasons. Meanwhile 009 has a new pet dog name Kubikuro. He first encounter the dog as a puppy who was previously living with his parents and a street performer. One day however the street performer and Kubikuro s parents were ran over. But for some reason Kubikuro remained OK. Feeling pity for the pup, 009 decides to take care of Kubikuro. 009 has grown a bond with the dog and life seems perfect for 009. But for some reason Kubikuro would wander off during the night and come back the next day. A new murder would occur every time this happen. It may seem coincidence, but 009 decides to follow his dog. Soon he finds out that it was Kubikuro who s been burning victims. Reason why is he s seeking revenge on the murders of his parent s death. 009 couldn t bear to see his own dog like this. Will he be able to reason with Kubikuro(now a blinded killing machine) or will he end up killing his own pet?',' J LeGault'),
('23945',' Black Ghost is in progress in destroying mankind. As all the nations are prepared to dominate each other. 001 teleported 009 inside Black Ghost s Demon ship. While the others are safely teleported out sea. This is it, once 009 defeats Black Ghost, then it ll prevent global chaos. As he faces Black Ghost, 009 discovers his true identity and the real leaders of the organization. It s too shocking to put in words for this breathe taking episode.',' J LeGault'),
('23946',' A weekly two-hour Saturday & Sunday morning experiment from The Sci-Fi Channel (UK) on all things Japanese. Presented by Seera (aka Sarah Backhouse), aided by Jonathan Clements and with games reviews from Emily Newton-Dunn. Mixed into all this were full episodes of Neon Genesis Evengelion and Martian Successor Nadesico, plus a cornucopia of J-Pop.',' Anonymous'),
('23947',' The story centers around an air-headed crybaby, named Serena, and her friends Amy, Rei, Lita, and Mina. Using special powers, they can transform into Sailor Scouts. They become Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, and Sailor Venus respectfully. They fight for love and justice against the evil minions of the Negaverse. To help them in their quest, they heed the advice of two talking cats, Luna and Artemis, and also the mysterious Tuxedo Mask.',' Shaun Edmonds <seedmond@students.uiuc.edu>'),
('23948',' Serena, a normal teenage girl, finds out she s Sailor Moon and gets into all sorts of trouble at the beginning trying to fight for love and justice. She then gets better and with her friends Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, and Sailor Venus they fight against the evils of the Negaverse, The Doom Tree, and the people of Nemesis (originally Negamoon).',' Drew Hatch <drewhatch@hotmail.com>'),
('23949',' Nephlite finds himself in hot water when his identity is revealed in front of Molly and now he needs to find a way to find the Silver Crystal or face extermination. He believes that Molly may be the key to finding it, as well as the identity to who Sailor Moon really is and so he journeys to her home in the middle of the night to get some answers. Using his Star Crystal, a creation of his own design, Nephlite learns part of the puzzle to the Silver Crystal s creation and then he cooks up a story in the hopes of getting Molly to assist him. Molly, teary-eyed, tells Nephilte that she can t help him and calls Serena for help. Fearing that her friend s life is in danger, Serena races to Molly s home and transforms, not knowing that Nephlite had been eavesdropping on their conversation and now, he has witnessed Sailor Moon s true identity...making her an easier target for Nephlite to locate and terminate. But problems arise for friend and foe, when Zoisite sends her youma warriors to abduct Molly and leave Nephlite an ultimatum: hand over the Star Crystal or watch Molly be harmed. The  termination  of Sailor Moon would have to be put on hold, as Nephlite (who has warmed up to Molly) decides to go rescue her on his own. Could this be a trap? And will Nephlite see it in time to save not only himself, but Molly from an untimely demise?',' Keno Reeves'),
('23950',' Queen Beryl has been in contact with Queen Metalia, the dark power behind the Negaforce who has given foresight as to how Beryl can control the universe. In order to find the Silver Moon Crystal, an item of immense power, Beryl must first locate the seven Rainbow Crystals which carry her imprisoned servants, the Shadow Warriors, demons of immense skill and superhuman strength. The problem is after the war on the moon, the Shadow Warriors were reborn into the guise of humans on Earth with no memories of their former selves. Zoicite has been tasked with locating these beings and retrieving the rainbow crystals in the process. Meanwhile, Serena meets a new friend in the form of Lita, a transfer student who was kicked out of her old school for  excessive violence  and the two become good pals. Things get even more interesting when Lita falls for Game Machine Joe, a local kid who s good at crane machines but is masking a strange power inside of him that he can t explain. When Zoicite comes after him, Joe makes a discovery about himself...and Luna and the Sailor Soldiers make a startling discovery about Lita!',' Keno Reeves'),
('23951',' In this episode, Molly confesses her feelings to Serena about Maxfield Stanton (who unknown to her is actually Nephlite, the Negaversal general to Queen Beryl) and Serena is contemplating to her friends and even Darian and Andrew as to how to handle the situation. Either she comes right out and tell Molly the truth and risk a broken heart or stand back and let Molly learn on her own and possibly be a target for more attack. Meanwhile, Nephlite has failed to report in to Beryl as he is trying to deal with finding the Silver Moon Crystal so Beryl won t have his head on a stick. Zoisite, jealous that Nephlite will succeed asks her lover Malachite to send one of their youma creatures to keep an eye on Nephlite so he doesn t get too close to succeeding. When the truth about Neplite s identity comes to light in front of Molly s eyes, problems will arise for both sides and complicate things in the future.',' Keno Reeves'),
('23952',' Queen Beryl may be gone, but Sailor Moon will find herself facing a new kind of threat when two alien beings named Allan and Ann land on her home world with the Dune Tree, a plant-like being that thrives on human energy for survival. The Dune Tree is a vassal that Allan and Ann need to survive on because they are the last two of their kind and if the Dune Tree dies, they die. Using ferocious energy hunting beings called  Cardians  Ann and Allan prepare their hunt for energy and Luna must make a choice as to whether or not she should revive Serena of her past memories to combat this threat. However, Ann and Allan s unity with each other will definitely be in turmoil when they disguise themselves as a  brother & sister  duo at Serena s school; with Allan falling in love with Serena and Ann falling in love with Darien.',' Keno Reeves'),
('23953',' A Naples, Italy store owner pays Mitch $6000 for boxes of what appear to be cheap cigars and the skipper of the "Shipwreck" is only too happy to accept the money - no questions asked. Until, that is, he learns the transaction may have placed a friend in deadly jeopardy.',' Anonymous'),
('23954',' The Saint is a modern day Robin Hood of sorts. He steals from rich criminals (gangsters and the like) and keeps the loot for himself. And he usually manages to get the rich criminals put behind bars after he s stolen their goods. Of course, Chief Inspector Claude Eustace Teal regards him as a common thief, regardless of who he steals from, so the Saint must always stay one step ahead of the doggedly persistent Inspector Teal. Fortnately, his wit, charm, and savoir faire make this a fairly easy task, and the series chronicles his various exploits.',' Afterburner <aburner@erols.com>'),
('23955',' Chise is a small, shy and clumsy high school student who managed to work up the courage to ask Shuji, a tall, confident and athletic boy in her class, to be her boyfriend. The two make a cute couple, but their lives as they know them are thrown into disarray when war begins to tear Japan apart. Even more horrifying, Chise is taken by an unknown group, and her body is transformed into the military s ultimate weapon. With the knowledge of what his girlfriend has become, Shuji struggles to hold onto the Chise he loves, even as the military uses her for their battles and the rest of his friends are also pulled into the growing conflict. Meanwhile, Chise struggles to hold onto her humanity, fearful that herself as a weapon may one day overwhelm and destroy herself as a human.',' Annonymous'),
('23956',' Monkey is the story by Wu Ch êng-ên based on the ancient Chinese legend tracing the origins of Buddhism. It follows the adventures of Tripitaka and disciples Pigsy, Sandy and of course Monkey, on their journey from China to India to fetch the large vehicle holy scriptures which will save the world.',' Matt Sephton <u5ms@csc.liv.ac.uk>'),
('23957',' Urara likes Touma. Touma likes Meiko. Meiko might like Touma, but Meiko will only date a college boy. So what s an under achiever like Touma to do? Well, if you re Touma, you ll lie and say you got into the most prestigious university possible. And if you re Urara, will you keep his secret? Or will you use that secret to ruin his chances with the other girl?',' Anonymous'),
('23958',' The year is around the 1920 s and the darkness of the demons have arrived. Now, only the people with large amounts of spirit energy can save the Earth. The Flower Division is now going to be sent out destroy the demons for they re our only hope for survival with their new steam-powered machines and unique fighting techniques.',' Anime News Network'),
('23959',' Sakura, a fourth-generation Japanese American, has just finished college and is trying to decide what to do with her life. After considering going with her boyfriend, Robbie, to his job in New York, she decides to spend a year in Japan to try and rediscover her roots. Accepting a job as a teacher in a rural, all-boys middle school, she packs up and leaves America. She experiences a bit of a shock, however, when she discovers that the real Japan and the Japan of her imagination are not quite the same thing.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('23960',' In this quiz/game show, contestants had to answer relatively simple questions on general knowledge categories. Correct answers earned the contestants a few dollars. The show s gimmick was that the contestants could then exchange some of their money for expensive prizes which would be offered at extreme discounts. The contestant who finished the show with the most cash could then return to compete in the next show.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('23961',' "Sale of the Century" was the American game show that, after its network cancellation in the United States, became a phenomenal hit on Australia s Nine Network. 3 contestants, 1 a returning champion, competed to answer general knowledge questions (asked rapid-fire style). Each contestant was given an initial score of $25; correct answers were worth $5, wrong answers deducted $5 from the score. The game was interrupted at certain intervals for Instant Bargains, which allowed the player in the lead to buy a prize at a heavily-discounted take-it-or-leave-it prize (e.g., a $1,175 color TV/stereo console for $14) always at the risk of later losing the game at times, the host offered cash or reduced the asking price as an additional incentive to buy the prize. Toward the end of the front game, the questions were increased to $10 added or subtracted appropriately. After an undefined time limit had expired, the contestant with the highest cash score was the day s champion and earned the right to shop in the "Sale of the Century"; the losers received their cash score and any Instant Bargain prizes. In the "Sale of the Century," the champion could use his cash score winnings to buy specially-discounted luxury items (e.g., a $2800 dining room suite for $85) or bank the cash and return on the next show and accumulate more by winning future games and having access to more expensive prizes including a luxury car and a cash jackpot that began at $25,000 and increased by $1000 per show until claimed; a champion who earned enough cash could elect to take home all the prizes offered in the "Sale of the Century," which together was often worth more than $50,000. Late in the NBC run, the format was altered so that 2 male/female couples competed with late-game questions worth $20 and the winning couple going shopping; the original format was used in the one-season syndicated version. Though a modest hit in the U.S. (in both the 1969 and 1983 versions), the show became a huge hit on Australia s Nine Network; the Australian version was the brainchild of Reg Grundy, who purchased the rights to the show shortly after its network cancellation in 1973.',' Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>'),
('23962',' Contestants answer relatively simple questions on general knowledge categories; correct answers earn the contestants money. Contestants can then exchange some of their money for expensive prizes, which are offered at extreme discounts. The contestant who finishes the show with the most cash returns to compete in the next show.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('23963',' An Australian version of the American TV show of the same name. In this quiz/game show, contestants had to answer relatively simple questions on general knowledge categories. Correct answers earned the contestants a few dollars. The show s gimmick was that the contestants could then exchange some of their money for expensive prizes which would be offered at extreme discounts. The contestant who finished the show with the most cash could then return to compete in the next show.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('23964',' Updated version of the 1969-1974 NBC game show. Three contestants competed to answer trivia questions, with scoring in dollars. The game was interrupted at certain intervals for Instant Bargains, which allowed the player in the lead to buy a prize at a discounted prize (e.g., a $795 stereo color TV for $6), always at the risk of later losing the game; and a new feature, the "Fame Game," where the host read first-person clues leading to the identity of a person, place, thing, etc., with the winner having a chance to earn cash, a bonus prize or add to his score with the choice of one of nine numbers. The player with the highest score could elect to use his score money to buy specially-discounted luxury items (e.g., a $4,500 diamond-studded Swiss watch for $120), or accumulate his score money by winning future games and having access to either a luxury car, an escalating jackpot which began at $50,000 and increased by $1,000 per show until won, or everything on stage. Later in the show s run, the endgame s format changed, where champions chose prizes via a matching game; and again later by solving phrases within 30 seconds to win a cash bonus.',' Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>'),
('23965',' An updated version of the 60 s/70 s show of the same name. In this quiz/game show, contestants had to answer relatively simple questions on general knowledge categories. Correct answers earned the contestants a few dollars. The show s gimmick was that the contestants could then exchange some of their money for expensive prizes which would be offered at extreme discounts. The contestant who finished the show with the most cash could then return to compete in the next show.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('23966',' A New Zealand version of the US TV show of the same name. In this quiz/game show, contestants had to answer relatively simple questions on general knowledge categories. Correct answers earned the contestants a few dollars. The show s gimmick was that the contestants could then exchange some of their money for expensive prizes which would be offered at extreme discounts. The contestant who finished the show with the most cash could then return to compete in the next show.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('23967',' A long-running talk show with a host of the same name. This show was one of the first challengers to Phil Donahue s undisputed rule over the daytime talk world. Raphael s subjects were often more sensational, and were often aimed more at titilation, rather than information. As time went on and shock TV became more popular, Raphael s show thrived while Donahue s faded.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('23968',' It s about seven kids at summer camp and all the things they do and about friends sticking with each other. While they try to out smart the counselor.',' Angela Crawford'),
('23969',' It s backwards and upside-down weekend at camp and everything that can be done backwards- will be done backwards. Anyway Counselor Ug changes places with Camper Bobby Budnick for the weekend and Budnick makes a bet with Ug that he can be a better Counselor than Ug ever was. The bet is made but with the help of Ug the campers start to play tricks on Counselor Budnick. Budnick follows the camp guidelines and punishes the campers who in turn begin to really hate him. Budnick finds it harder to be a Counselor than he ever thought and needs to turn the whole thing around or lose the bet to Ug and have to clean Ug s sweaty feet for the rest of the summer.',' Joe Struss'),
('23970',' The whole camp is down because Michael isn t coming back from the chicken pox and instead is going with his parent s to Europe. A new camper named Pinsky comes in to take Michael s spot. Pinsky is sports-oriented and out-going and quickly gets on Bobby Budnick s nerves. Ug thinks that other campers might get the chicken pox and quarantines the camp. Pinsky bribes Ug with the famous Pinsky salami but can he get the cabin completely out of quarantine without the help of Bobby Budnick?',' Joe Struss'),
('23971',' Harry runs a salvage operation, in which he and his partners reclaim trash and junk and sell it as scrap (or as other things). Harry also has a home-made spaceship which he sometimes uses to reclaim junk satellites.',' Afterburner <aburner@erols.com>'),
('23972',' Harry is hired to launch a satellite into space using his private rocket, but the U.S. government attempts to scuttle the attempt. Meanwhile, Skip, recently rehired as an astronaut, faces deadly cold in outer space when the heater in his space capsule malfunctions.',' Anonymous'),
('23973',' All over Britain, classic vehicles, from tanks to vintage cars, and from boats to steamrollers, are rusting away in barns, back gardens and garages. The Salvage Squad takes on the challenge of restoring these vehicles in time to show them at a big event. While the Squad members tackle the hard, dirty and technically demanding restoration work,  Lee Hurst  (qv) &  Graham  Suggs  McPherson  (qv) explores the history of the vehicles. He discovers what has happened to them and the people who used them over the course of their long lives, and finds out about the traditional skills that are needed to repair them.',' Paul Wallace'),
('23974',' Sam is a teenage boy who lives with his mother and and old man called Patrick in a pub on the River Thames. One day he sees a model aeroplane flying over the river and then a group of men hiding in an old warehouse. He watches them, and before long he discovers that they are diamond smugglers... and Patrick s son is one of the gang.',' Anonymous'),
('23975',' Sam s Game is about four friends who get involved in each others lives and loves, while renting flats in a large London house. Sam is big-hearted and gutsy, Sam is always up for it, but underneath the confident image she is just as insecure as any of us. Alex is Sam s neurotic flatmate - just like most people having one of those days, Alex appears to be having one of those lives! Phil is Sam s neighbour Phil is living proof of the maxim that those who live by the flirt, die by the flirt - a man very much attached to his self-image of easy going charmer and Marcia is Sam s upstairs neighbour, Marcia is also the waitress at their local café - a chronic gossip with big attitude. Sam and Phil are flirting friends, Sam and Alex are firm friends and Alex and Phil are friends through association with Sam; and Marcia thinks they are all good for a gossip.',' Anonymous'),
('23976',' Love literally falls from the sky for Samantha del Llano, a beautiful and free-spirited young peasant, who lives and works at landowner Valdemar Rincon s lavish hacienda. One day, while wandering around the far reaches of the ranch in search of her horse, Samantha sees a small private plane crash nearby, and she immediately runs to the scene of the accident. Inside the plane, she finds Luis Alberto Aranguren, badly hurt but semi-conscious. Although she does not realize it yet, this handsome millionaire from the city will be her one true love. Because the impact from the crash has caused Luis Alberto to lose his memory, he is unable to tell Samantha and the Rincon family his real identity. They believe him to be merely the pilot, an employee of the powerful Aranguren Corporation instead of its owner. Samantha does not really care who he is - she is a sweet, unpretentious country girl with few ambitions - and her main concern is nursing this stranger back to health. During the following weeks, a magical romance develops between Samantha and Luis Alberto, two persons who know practically nothing about each other, but are simply following their hearts. However, once Luis Alberto is taken back to the capital, he recovers his memory and unconsciously blacks out everything that happened after the accident, including the loving Samantha. He returns home to discover that his wife, gravely ill for five years, has died. Everyone thinks she succumbed to her illness, but in reality Betzaida, who is secretly in love with Luis Alberto and is now determined to conquer him, murdered her. Another woman will try to do the same: Raiza, Valdemar Rincon s daughter, a spoiled and selfish college student who set her sights on Luis Alberto after discovering his wealth and social position. One day, while on a date with Raiza, Luis Alberto suddenly remembers Samantha, her soft touch, her radiant smile, her overpowering sweetness. Realizing what he left behind, he goes back to find her. They marry immediately, in a quiet village ceremony. Upon their return to the city, Samantha must face three formidable enemies: Betzaida, Raiza and Luis Alberto s teenage daughter, Anabela, who feels betrayed by her father s wedding, so soon after her mother s death.',' Marie <mariedo@otenet.gr>'),
('23977',' Debut: April 6, 1975 Sammy and Company episode one. Dinah sang, "Laughter in the Rain". This show was a combination of songs, dances, comedy and conversation. Regulars included Avery Schreiber, Johnny Brown and K. Dingle. William B. Williams was the announcer.',' VTC'),
('23978',' Samson was a young boy who rode a motorscooter with his dog Goliath. Whenever trouble surfaced, Samson would slam his magic bracelets together above his shoulders to explosively transform into a more biblical and mightier version of himself. For added help, Samson would slam his bracelets again toward Goliath transforming the pooch into a massive lion. In lion form Goliath could fire laser beams from his eyes and leap incredible distances in a single bound.',' Servoprogram'),
('23979',' Samson & Gert are living together in the  Dorpstraat 101  where they have lots of funny adventures with their friends. Samson (Danny Verbiest) is Gert s (Gert Verhulst) speaking dog. His neighbour Albert Vermeers (Koen Crucke) is a lovely tubby fat guy who always eats all of Gert s Cookies. The Mayor (Walter de Donder) loves make plastic planes and Octaaf (Walter van de Velde) has his own shop. They all contibute in a great way to  Samson & Gert .',' Peddoni Davy'),
('23980',' In the distant past, a Japanese samurai embarks on a mission to defeat the evil shape-shifting wizard Aku. Before he can complete his task, though, he is catapulted thousands of years into the future. He finds himself in a world where Aku now enjoys complete power over every living thing. Dubbing himself "Jack," he sets out on a new quest--to right the wrongs that have been done by his enemy and to find a way back to his own time so he can destroy the evil for good.',' Alan Back <ajback@yahoo.com>'),
('23981',' In ancient Japan, the shape shifting wizard known as Aku resurfaces and attacks the nation. When the emperor is captured, his son is sent to train throughout the world in many forms of discipline and combat. As an adult, he reunites with his mother, who gives him the sacred sword capable of defeating Aku. When the samurai returns home to face the wizard, he is sent through time into the distant future, where Aku still rules over a world filled with high technology, aliens, and other oddities that the samurai doesn t understand. Taking on the name Jack, the samurai makes a name for himself as he struggles to free the future from Aku s grasp, and one day return to his own time to stop Aku before this future comes to pass.',' Anonymous'),
('23982',' He comes from a distant and erotic land where the ancient secrets of seduction are passed down through generations of Kama Sutra, oyster popping, orgy loving horn-dogs. He s the Ronin of Romance, the Dali Licky Lama, the Gandhi from Behindi. He is, The Samurai Love God.',' Anonymous'),
('23983',' The pizza-delivery service Samurai Pizza Cats are also young samurai crime-fighters in their spare time, ready to spring into action from their headquarters above the pizza parlour whenever someone is in trouble. Protecting their myopic Princess and the city from forces led by The Big Cheese, they get into hilarious, action-packed scrapes, but always come out on top, mainly because the baddies are more incompetent than nefarious.',' Cynan Rees <cynanrees@hotmail.com>'),
('23984',' After having mastered all of the classical samurai arts, martial artist Yoshi Amao spends each episode attempting to master a different classic American outdoor sport. His weekly mentors include famous outdoorsmen (and OLN personalities) like Bill Dance (fishing) and Tom Knapp (skeet shooting).',' Lysis'),
('23985',' One hour series without commentary, offering an expressionistic examination of various weekly themes such as birth, eating, dressing, to explore individual expression and a variety of shared human characteristics. The innovative program used animation, graphics, still photos, and videotape, as well as Victor Wong s cinematography of San Francisco.',' S. Enger'),
('23986',' In an age of turmoil, heroes will rise. . . It is the end of the 2nd Century and China is in a state of turmoil. The land is divided by warlords and the country is facing famine, droughts, and invasion from bordering tribes. On top of the problems the country is facing, Zhang Jiao and his brothers begin to rebel against the Han, while advocating the arrival of a new era, the era of the "Yellow Dragon," implying that if people followed him, they would lead prosperous lives. Thousands of desperate villagers flocked to follow Zhang Jiao as they raided government offices and plundered towns and villages alike in protest of heavy taxation, wearing only a "yellow turban" on their heads. As their strengths and numbers grew, the "Yellow Turbans" overthrew some of the Imperial Court s best generals and strongest forces. Concerned for their capital in Luo Yang and for the Han empire, the Imperial Court immediately constructed an "alliance" by requesting volunteers across the country to settle the rebellion. Three distinct generals were recruited - Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and Sun Jian. Together with their own officers, the Yellow Turban rebellion was quickly laid to rest and each of the men involved immediately gained popularity and power with the people. As their powers grew, however, each continued to seek more control of their territories and to unite all of China under one rule. One fought for hegemony. One fought for ambition. One fought for righteousness. Veteran officers and generals who shared the same visions swarmed under each leader. These stalwart souls waged war across the vast expanse of the land and, like blood thirsty demons, cut down any and all that stood in their way. Thus, the romance of the Three Kingdoms begins . . .',' Gavin Nelson'),
('23987',' Kinpachi Sakamoto is the homeroom teacher for a group of third-year students known as the "B-Group". The students are from a wide range of backgrounds, and have an equally wide range of hopes, plans and problems. Mr. Sakamoto sticks by every one of his students, doing his best to help all of them realize their dreams. This series is frequently restarted, with a new class of students each year.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('23988',' Having earned finical success, self made business man, Ricardo Sanchez has moved his working class east LA born Chicano family into California s affluent Bel Air community. Following the "Pilot" episode they encounter much the same wacky fun you would expect from any sitcom of the mid-1980 s, only rarely returning to any humor rooted specifically in the premise (i.e. Latino fish out of water in Anglo pond).',' Silast'),
('23989',' An alcoholic, loud and obnoxious old lady who is frequently mocked, finds she has an ally who wants to help her.',' Anonymous'),
('23990',' Stem cells, gene therapy, transplants, cloning; The very meaning of the word "humanity" changes daily in the modern world. But there is a darker side to the evolution of mankind, a truth only a few brave souls are willing to face: There are monsters loose in the world. And they are the key to the future of our race.',' SpArkY'),
('23991',' The origins of the mysterious mutant boy are revealed, as is the relationship between Magnus and her old flame, John Druitt. Meanwhile Ashley Magnus (Emilie Ullerup) seeks out Ernie Watts (Peter Deluise) a weapons dealer and fellow monster hunter - only to find herself in mortal danger',' Daniel'),
('23992',' THE SANDBAGGERS is a taut British spy series comprising twenty 50-minute episodes produced by Yorkshire Television, an ITV franchise (i.e., a commercial regional British television franchise). The stories centered on the elite covert operations section of British Intelligence, nicknamed the Sandbaggers, and their boss, Neil Burnside, himself a former Sandbagger but now having to battle more with British bureaucracy than with enemy agents. It was set contemporaneously with its original broadcast in the late  70s and early  80s when the Cold War still dominated the Western intelligence agenda.',' Ernest W. Adams <ewa@earthling.net>'),
('23993',' Neil Burnside is head of the operations division of British intelligence. His big guns are the Sandbaggers, 2-3 agents who handle anything from pickups to assassinations. The plot stresses the cerebral side of operations, and the ambiguity of the cold war.',' John Vogel <jlvogel@comcast.net>'),
('23994',' While Neil Burnside woos the lovely but sexually repressed Laura Dickens, Willie Caine is on a operation in Cyprus to recover a kidnapped British engineer, and finds himself falling for the attractive female KGB agent that was planted on him.',' kitsilanoca'),
('23995',' When Sandbagger Two Tom Elliot is sent to Sofia on a operation to meet a Bulgarian agent claiming he wants to give information to western intelligence, everything goes wrong and Neil Burnside and Willie Caine go in to try and help save Elliot.',' kitsilanoca'),
('23996',' An MTV "fun-in-the-sun" show with two-person teams competing in events such as freestyle swimming, sand bike races, hose hockey, beach soccer and other games, all dressed in skimpy swimsuits. Surfer Peter King hosted with Olympic swimmer Summer Sanders until she was replaced by actress Kari Wuhrer.',' Rick Russell'),
('23997',' Classic German good night stories on TV. Originally invented in the east, it was soon also produced in the West and is still shown today at 6:50pm. The Sandman is a small man with a white beard that comes at night and spreads sand onto the eyes of the sleeping children. This is the beginning sequence while there is singing and the typical music. This is followed by a cartoon which is different from episode to episode, often featuring children or animals. After 10 minutes it ends with an end sequence similar to the one at the beginning, but this time they sing: "Kinder, liebe Kinder, es hat mir Spaß gemacht, nun schnell ins Bett und schlaft recht schön, dann will auch ich zur Ruhe gehn. Ich wünsch euch Gute Nacht."',' JM'),
('23998',' One of television s all-time classic sitcoms, the Norman Lear-produced "Sanford and Son" debuted just three days after the one-year anniversary of Lear s fabulously successful, "All in the Family." Fred Sanford is a cantankerous 65-year-old, black, widowed junk dealer living in Los Angeles  Watts neighborhood. Helping him is his restless son, 34-year-old Lamont; Fred s beloved wife and Lamont s mother, Elizabeth, had died more than 20 years earlier. Fred s schemes and bigotry especially toward Julio, a Puerto Rican who was Lamont s friend, whites and other minorities often frustrated Lamont. Fred also showed overt disdain for his sister-in-law, Aunt Esther (the feeling was mutual). Many times, Lamont threatened to leave for meaningful work, but Fred faked a heart attack each time ("Oh, this time its real, I m a-comin   Lizabeth!") as a sympathy ploy to get his son to stay. By 1977, Fred and Lamont had sold their business (stars Foxx and Wilson wanted to leave the series); it became the Sanford Arms, a rooming house. The show continued as the short-lived "Sanford Arms" (without Foxx or Wilson); it was revived in 1980 on CBS as "Sanford" (starring Foxx and without Wilson).',' Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>'),
('23999',' Fred Sanford (Foxx) runs a junkyard with his son Lamont (Wilson) on a run-down side of town. Lamont just wants his privacy and everything his way, and Fred just wants his colored TV. The two have crazy moments throughout, from a fake robbery to a discovered suitcase full of money. Accompanied by Aunt Esther (Page), Bubba (Bexley), Grady (Mayo) and a barracuda named Donna (Hamilton), you re in for a night of laughs.',' Morticon'),
('24000',' Fred Sanford owns and runs a junkyard shop with his son, Lamont. Fred is a widower and Lamont is always trying to get his father to go out, be active, and get involved with a variety of projects, but Fred just wants to hang out around his house/shop with his cronies',' Tad Dibbern <DIBBERN_D@a1.mscf.upenn.edu>'),
('24001',' In this sequel to the hugely successful "Sanford and Son", this show picks up where the original show left off. Lamont has moved away to work on the Alaska pipeline, leaving Fred alone to run the junkyard by himself. Cal, a friend of Lamont s, moves down to Watts to help Fred run the business. In the meantime, Fred meets a rich widow named Eve and falls in love. This is not good news for Eve s family who don t like the fact that she would fall for a common junkman. The show follows Fred as he keeps on trying to make his junk business a success and his love affair with Eve.',' Brian Washington <Sargebri@earthlink.net>'),
('24002',' Remi s quiet childhood in chevegnon is interrupted one day as his father comes home after 7 years in Paris, telling him they re not his real parents, and that they can no longer afford to keep him. He is being sold to a travelling circus master, thus starting a journey across lovely French countryside, in the end of which he ll find his biological family, and a few other things.',' <rzg@netvision.net.il>'),
('24003',' In Santa Barbara, California, the fascinating and tumultuous life of the rich Capwells around who gravitate other families, from the Lockridges, the rival family, to the Andrades or the Perkins, more modest families but which destinies know the same torments.',' Anonymous'),
('24004',' Santa Barbara revolves around the shock waves that ensue from Sophia Capwell s child by Lionel Lockridge, Channing, Jr. passed off as the second son of her husband, C.C. Capwell. Channing impregnates the maid s daughter, Santana, and as Sophia argues with her son about it, she accidentally shoots him to death. C.C. is furious at the loss of his son. Sophia flees the country, eventually returning disguised as a man, with the aid of daughter Kelly. In the meantime, C.C. wants his new grandson, Channing s son by Santana, and to get custody of him, Santana is institutionalized. C.C. remarries that vixen too endearing to be a villain, Robin Mattson s Gina, and they adopt Brandon, Santana s baby by the late Channing. Santana tries to reclaim her son, but winds up with visitation rights. Brandon is happy with Gina as his mother, with his father being the man who was his grandmother s husband, but biologically not related to him at all. Gina and C.C. wind up divorcing, Gina remarries Mason, C.C. s son by first wife Pamela. That marriage does not last, either. Sophia and C.C. reunite, but their remarriage does not last one year before they separate again. The enormity of Sophia s infidelity and the true paternity of Channing serve as the pretext for the disappearance of her most famous offspring, daughter Eden. While the extraordinarily popular actress who portrayed Eden tried other roles in other productions, her absence was explained by her insanity at not being able to cope with the discovery of Channing s true parentage.',' Rob'),
('24005',' CC Capwell is a multimillionaire. He is a very powerful and greedy man, who loves money and authority. His children are: Eden, Kelly, Ted, Greg and adoptive child Brandon. CC loves Sophia. Her children are: Eden, Kelly, Ted and Brick. CC s worse enemy is Gina. Gina is Brandon s foster-mother. She raises him. CC wants to do it himself. Brandon s real mother is Santana. Eden loves Cruz. Cruz is a policeman. Julia and Mason are divorced, they have a daughter Samantha. Lockridge family persecutes Capwells. Minx Lockridge is an old lady, she is the mother of Lionel and Cassie. Lionel is in love with Augusta. It is a strange couple, just like Gina and Keith. "Santa Barbara" is a serial about these people, their relatives and friends.',' Marina Aunapuu <mariaun@ut.ee>'),
('24006',' Complex, involved science-fiction series about a special force of interdimensional operatives whose task is to protect the universe from evil forces trying to gain a foothold by disrupting the timeline. The strange energy beings are assigned to cases, when and where needed, and materialise on Earth as humans, each with specialist abilities to ascertain and then solve the problems. The mysteries encountered by Sapphire, Steel and their colleagues include people trapped in photographs, ghosts lost in time, and a dinner party of guests who are all long-dead. Their most-dangerous challenge, innocuous-seeming at first, is a petrol station whose time-line is repeating endlessly - and which turns out to be a major hazard, set by unknown forces, to trap Sapphire and Steel in a closed time-loop forever...',' Cynan Rees <cynanrees@hotmail.com>'),
('24007',' From the creators of "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines." Setting after the event "Terminator 2: Judgment Day." After the sacrifices of Dr. Miles Dyson and T-800 Model 101 Terminator, the Connors find themselves once again being stalk by Skynet s agents from the future once again. Realizes that their nightmare isn t over, they decide to stop running and focus on preventing the birth of Skynet. With the aid of the beautiful Cameron Phillips, who has a mysterious past that also link to the future, they began a quest stop the United States military from creating the program that will bring humanity to an end.',' Ron'),
('24008',' Sarah Silverman stars as Sarah Silverman, an unemployed single woman who still behaves like a child. Sarah depends in everything on her sister (played by her real sister Laura). Sarah is petty, self centered, childish, sometimes dumb and always Jewish. Other characters are her two gay neighbors (or gaybors as she calls them) and Laura s boyfriend who is a police officer.',' Dror Birkman <dbirkman@gmail.com>'),
('24009',' A bored Sarah goes to get an HIV test, just to entertain herself. When the nurse expresses doubts about her wild lifestyle and tells Sarah to come back the next day for the results, Sarah jumps to the conclusion that she has AIDS and overnight becomes an activist.',' Albert Sanchez Moreno a.moreno@mindspring.com'),
('24010',' Samuel "Sarge" Cavanaugh is a priest at the St. Aloysius Parish in San Diego. He is known as Sarge because of his police background of working for nine years as a homicide detective in the area in which he tries to help out with guidance to his parishioners in their struggle to cope with the problems of a metropolitan environment.',' Anonymous'),
('24011',' A woman is slowly convinced by outside forces that the life she leads is not her own. But is her true life better or worse than the one she has been living? Satacracy 88 is the pilot webisode for "It s All in Your Hands", a form of web based storytelling in which a character s most important decisions are made not by the character herself, but by the general consensus of the viewers. In the spirit of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books, the audience is given a choice at the end of each episode, which will determine the path that a character s life will take. At the end of Satacracy 88 s pilot episode our hero Angela must decide whether or not to keep taking a pill that may be controlling her life.',' Brad Winderbaum'),
('24012',' Each week host chef James Martin and his two invited TV chef colleagues each cook meals for the celebrity guest and the two winners of the weekly competition. Regular features include archive footage from various other TV chef shows and the omelette challenge, where the two invited chefs must cook an omelette as fast as possible. Finally, there is the Heaven and Hell test which requires the celebrity guest to name their most and least favourite foods. Viewers then vote for one of these foods and at the end of the show, James Martin, cooks a meal for the celebrity using the winning food item!',' Mark Smith <msmith@osi.co.uk>'),
('24013',' Seated in a comfortable chair, Elwy Yost introduces a double bill of old movies every Saturday night. For many years, his trademark phrase was, "Now it s time to turn those lights down a wee bit low." The films are usually American, sometimes British, very, very rarely Canadian. Each double bill encompasses a certain theme. There may sometimes be guests in the studio to discuss the theme. Taped interviews with filmmakers, performers, and critics may pursue the theme. Interviews also relate to the making of the films on that night s double bill. Very frequent interview subjects are American critics Leonard Maltin and Charles Champlin, plus many older performers, directors, screenwriters, and so on rarely, if ever, seen elsewhere. The show s interview archive is very extensive, and one such interview was used in the 1999 Academy Awards presentation. The interviews are run between the two films, and afterwards. In the very early days, short subjects or experimental films would sometimes follow the two features, but that practice was discontinued.',' David Badger'),
('24014',' A late-night comedy show featuring several short skits, parodies of television commercials, a live guest band, and a pop-cultural guest host each week. Many of the SNL players have spun off successful independent comedy and/or movie careers from here.',' Tad Dibbern <DIBBERN_D@a1.mscf.upenn.edu>'),
('24015',' The host for the episode is Anthony Perkins, and the musical guest is Betty Carter. The skits for this episode are as follows: Chevy Chase delivers a long and rambling monologue in which he berates critics who claim the cast deliberately wastes time to fill up a 90-minute time slot. In his opening monologue, Anthony Perkins attempts to dispel the common perception that he is creepy, only to finish by eating a fly. President Ford shares his thoughts on marijuana usage. A new dominatrix cleaning service tries to whip lazy housewives into shape. Norman Bates pitches his new school of hotel management, only to be interrupted by his unseen mother. During the weekend update, John Belushi ponders why lions and lambs were chosen to represent March weather and what greater significance they may have, while Emily Litella gets upset over calls to preserve natural race horses. A student complains to her teacher about getting a literal Bee as her grade. A set of movie trailers advertise low-budget horror films in the style of Psycho. Other skits include land scarcity and intra-office extramarital romance. Betty Carter performs "Music, Maestro, Please", "Swing Brother Swing" and "I Can t Help It".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24016',' The Women s Basketball Fashion Awards',' Anonymous'),
('24017',' The host for the episode is Art Garfunkel, and the musical guest is Stephen Bishop. The skits for this episode are as follows: During Art Garfunkel s opening monologue, one of the speakers goes out during his song, prompting John Belushi to come on stage and start ranting about the show getting short shrift from the network managers, then accuse Art of backstabbing when the singer wants to just brush off the mishap and try again without causing a fuss. Tom Snyder presents another installment of the Tomorrow show. The Nerds Todd DiLaMuca and Lisa Loopner talk about the books they like. John, as an elderly man, goes to the graveyard where all the other SNL cast members are buried and reminisces on how they died. Andy Kaufmann appears in his British Man character and begins reading from to the audience from The Great Gatsby, only to be met with heckling. Stephen Bishop performs "On & On" and Art Garfunkel performs "All I Know", Scarborough Fair" and "Crying In My Sleep".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24018',' The host for the episode is Bea Arthur, and the musical guest is The Roches. The skits for this episode are as follows: After giving a speech, Ronald Regan has all his makeup removed as he gets ready for a long series of naps in between each of his press appearances for the day. An ad pitches Spud Beer, a beer made from potatoes for people who have lost their sense of taste following electroshock therapy. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on the retirement of AFL-CIO leader George Meany, as well as investigations into embezzlement by the boss of the longshoremen s union, while Dr. Franken conducts experiments that mainly involve tearing apart cockroaches. Tom Clay of SaveCo offers viewers great deals on products that had to be rejected from stores for failing government safety inspections. Mr. Bill attempts to build a house for himself and Spot, but Mr. Hands and Sluggo smash him to pieces. Other skits include A Soviet takeover, Aunt Judy s basement, First He Cries, Woman to Woman, a rock opera preview, and Los Beatolos Cubanos. The Roches perform "Bobby s Song" and "Hallelujah Chorus".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24019',' The host for the episode is Bernadette Peters, and the musical guests are The Go-Go s and Billy Joel (his second appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: The Texxon Corporation reassures customers that for them  Life is Second Only to Money . After the success of Escape From New York, more films start featuring people fighting to get out of the city. Tim has further issues in his marriage with Madge the Chimpanzee. Eddie Murphy has a message for SNL viewers. The cast try to carry on with a skit after the lighting fails, but they are interrupted by a network censor who complains that everything sounds dirty now that the audience can t see what s really going on. Additional skits include Johnny Keep Your Gun Clean, Hidden Photo, Bedtime Story, Man Ray & Mic, 42nd Street, Nick the Knock and Rock & Roll Heaven, Inc. The Go-Go s perform "Our Lips Are Sealed" and "We Got the Beat". Bernadette Peters performs "Making Love Alone". Billy Joel performs "Miami 2017" and "She s Got a Way".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24020',' The host for the episode is Bill Murray, and the musical guest is Delbert McClinton (his second appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: Before the show, the entire cast goes to Bill Murray s dressing room to share their anxieties. He gives them a pep talk about how ratings aren t all that important. During his opening monologue, Bill grabs a woman from the audience and has to be restrained by Eddie Murphy. Jersey Guy Paulie Herman praises the chemical industry. Walter Cronkite tries sensory deprivation and goes on a psychedelic trip. A scientist shows off his photos of DNA molecules. Lounge singer Nick performs for Mardi Gras party-goers on a Mississippi riverboat. A sports reporter suggests the use of softer sticks to tone down hockey violence. Bill makes his Oscar picks, all of which happen to be for films starring the original cast. A man with unusual tastes goes into a flower shop. A couple go to a house party but are put at a loss when they can t remember the name of their host s cat. During the good-nights, Bill apologizes to his former cast-mates. Delbert McClinton and Bonnie Bramlett perform "Givin  It Up For Your Love" and "Shotgun Rider".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24021',' The host for the episode is Bill Murray (his second appearance as host), and the musical guests are The Spinners and Yale Whiffenpoofs. The skits for this episode are as follows: The phone company admits that its highly touted technological breakthroughs are just hot air used to justify rate increases. During his opening monologue, Bill Murray introduces his best friend, Santa Claus. Tomorrow host Tom Snyder sulks. Father Guido Sarducci talks about the benefits of MX-5 tampons. During the Weekend Update, Brian Doyle-Murray reports on the proper spelling of the name of Libya s leader and an attempt in Arkansas to have creationism taught as science, and Joe Piscopo interviews an aging Muhammad Ali to find out if the legendary boxer is still the greatest. A skit features Brooke Shields for designer fairy tales. Father Guido Sarducci returns to make his predictions for the coming year. A skit looks at the home life of a family of psychos. Honker gives his views on the economics of Christmas. The Spinners perform a "Then Came You", "I ll Be Around" and "Working My Way Back To You", and the Yale Whiffenpoofs perform a selection of Christmas songs.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24022',' The host for the episode is Bill Russell, and the musical guest is Chicago. The skits for this episode are as follows: Ted Kennedy makes an announcement regarding his candidacy for President. Nick the lounge singer performs at the Borealis. Mr. Bill tries to avoid getting hurt by staying at home, but Mr. Hands finds him anyway. Joe Garagiola does an ad for Chrysler cars. Other skits include The Landers Files, The Black Shadow, Obscure Sports Questions and Barry White s Big & Tall. Chicago performs "I m A Man" and "Street Player".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24023',' The host for the episode is Blythe Danner, and the musical guest is Rickie Lee Jones (her second appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: Lorne Greene pitches Alpo dog food, only to be attacked by his canine co-star. During Blythe Danner s opening monologue, Mary Gross confuses her with another actress and presses her to do a series of impressions of famous women. Americans everywhere rush out into the streets to announce that they re gay. A couple embraces celibacy until they inadvertently discover that neither of them wanted to give up sex in the first place. Geraldo Rivera, searching for sensationalist conspiracies, ransacks a hospital delivery room during a birth. Colonel Khadaffi promotes his new line of designer clothes. A reclusive and deranged poet lives hidden away until an ex-con poet breaks into her house and they start comparing poems. A couple at a dance party explain the 50 s have returned for the 80 s. During the Weekend Update, Mary Gross reports on location for the landing of the Space Shuttle, fashion critic Yvonne Spike DeMouchier rips the poor fashion choices made by the Best Actress nominees, Joe Piscopo declares Georgetown the NCAA champions based on the attractiveness of the female students, and Brian Doyle-Murray congratulates brother Bill Murray on the birth of his son. Tom Snyder, now hosting a children s show, interviews an aging Gumby about the scandals going on in cartoons. Princess Diana takes questions from viewers on a variety of subjects. Blythe asks people to please support serious theater so that other actresses won t be forced to appear on SNL to survive. Rickie Lee Jones performs "Pirates (So Long Lonely Avenue)", "Lush Life" and "Woody & Dutch On The Slow Train To Peking".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24024',' The host for the episode is Bob Newhart, and the musical guests are The Amazing Rhthym Aces and Bruce Cockburn. The skits for this episode are as follows: A civil war officer talking to his men before they go off to battle makes a number of promises that are unlikely to be kept. Mr. Bill gets sent to jail, where he gets beaten and torn apart by the other inmates and Mr. Hands. Additional skits include The Dating Zone with Iris de Flaminio, Rare Store Items, and The Proposal. The Amazing Rhythm Aces perform "Who Will the Next Fool Be" and "Third-Rate Romance" and Joe Cockburn performs "Wondering Where the Lions Are".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24025',' The host for the episode is Broderick Crawford, and the musical guests are Levon Helm, Dr. John and The Meters. The skits for this episode are as follows: Rhonda Weiss and the Rhondettes sing a goodbye song to saccharine. Broderick Crawford recounts his first failed attempt to work for NBC. The samurai hit-man carries out his work disguised as a chef at Benihana. Mel s Hide Heaven lets people pick the animal they want their clothes made from. Bill Murray makes a plea to the audience for more support. A parody of I Love Lucy has Lucy putting whipped cream on nuclear warheads as they come down a conveyor belt and not being able to keep up. During the Weekend Update, John Belushi talks about the luck of the Irish and whips himself into a raging frenzy. A Siamese twin holds his twin brother hostage in a police standoff. Baba Wawa does an interview with Godzilla. President Nixon seeks advice and solace from J. Edgar Hoover. Dr. John performs "Sing, Sing, Sing", Levon Helm performs "Ain t That a Lot of Love" and The Meters perform "I Got to Get My Name Up in Lights".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24026',' The host for the episode is Bruce Dern, and the musical guest is Luther Vandross. The skits for this episode are as follows: Raheem Abdul Muhammed reviews more of the latest films, in which he sees more evidence of bias against blacks in Hollywood. In the Bizarro World, everything is opposite of how it is on Earth, although certain things seem strangely familiar. Songwriters Harry Schleimer and Moe Laub try to come up with the next big hit. Additional skits include advice from Bruce Dern, a ski date with Fluffy, Who Do You Hate?, the Mild One, an unstable pilot, and Melina s Café. Luther Vandross performs "Never Too Much" and "A House Is Not A Home".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24027',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his tenth appearance), and the musical guests are Andrew Gold and Andrae Crouch & The Voices of Unity. The skits for this episode are as follows: During his opening monologue, Buck Henry announces that the Saturday Night Live cast will be leaving after this episode, and then introduces a team of second-rate hacks and imitators that will supposedly by taking over in the next season. A party of British nobles includes the Sandwiches, the Worcestershires, the Wilkinsons and Lord and Lady Douchebag. Uncle Roy returns to get his kicks while babysitting young Terri and Tracy. Nick the lounge singer gives a performance at the Lava Club. Additional skits include the Cow Minder s Daughter, The Week in Review and Mommy Beer. Andrew Gold performs "Kiss This One Goodbye" and Andrae Crouch & Voices of Unity perform "Can t Nobody Do Me Like Jesus".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24028',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his eighth appearance), and the musical guest is Bette Midler. The skits for this episode are as follows: Mr. Bill goes to Rockefeller Center to see SNL, and almost gets to say the opening announcement. When Jane Curtain throws a tantrum in the control room because she s been passed over yet again to announce the show, John Belushi offers his support, but then steals the line out from under her. For his opening monologue, Buck Henry introduces some members of the audience who are taking part in an experiment to judge the quality of the show: as they gain or lose interest, the screen will shrink or grow in size. As Buck tries to engage the audience in intelligent matters, the picture soon begins to disappear, so he quickly switches to talking about sex. An entrepreneur combines three fun activities with his roller disco fishing park. The samurai baker provides a frantic man with a last-minute wedding cake. After watching the film Blind Ambition, Nixon tries to explain to his family that everything on the tapes was taken out of context because he and his staff were just joking around. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain and Bill Murray report on the aftermath of the Three Mile Island accident, NBC s new logo design, and the recent Canadian elections, Garrett Morris comments on the racial overtones of a recent Rolling Stones song, and Roseanne Roseannadanna starts talking about the gas shortage but wanders into a story about Jane s behavior at the beach. Uncle Roy shows up to babysit and convinces the girls to tie him up and stuff their socks in his mouth. The Olympia diner has burned down, but the owner is hoping to make a profit from the insurance payment. Joan Face interviews a pair of transsexuals who donated the necessary parts to each other. For the closing, Michael O Donoghue does an impersonation of Elvis with needles through his eyes. Bette Midler performs "Married Men" and "Martha".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24029',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry, and the musical guests are Bill Withers, Toni Basil and The Blues Brothers. The skits for this episode are as follows: A suicide hot-line operator tries and fails to prevent a caller from killing himself. Buck Henry gives a self-effacing speech during the opening monologue, while notices superimposed on the screen tell the real story. A man orders a sandwich at a restaurant run by a samurai. President Ford learns of a new campaign strategy to make him look more intelligent. A speed-reading course is presented that helps people read faster, but not better. A sequel to Citizen Kane is presented in which a reporter investigates Kane s other last words. A mechanic tells his daughter nothing but automotive bedtime stories. Gary Weis presents a film with Buck Henry looking for the funniest person on the streets of New York. Michael O Donoghue does an imitation of Michael Douglas with needles in his eyes. A spokesman for the American Constipation Society discusses the social pain that constipation causes. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase once again gets lost while tracking down a story, while a guest commentator rails against masturbation. Bill Withers performs "Ain t No Sunshine". Toni Basil performs "Wham Re-Bop Boom Bam". The Blues Brothers perform "King Bee".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24030',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his second appearance), and the musical guest is Gordon Lightfoot. The skits for this episode are as follows: Chevy Chase announces that because he broke his ankle accepting his Emmy Award, his fall will be done by Laraine Newman, but Laraine instead shoves him off the stage. Buck Henry is supposed to come on for his opening monologue, but is nowhere to be found; after a frantic search, the crew discovers that the security guards don t recognize him and won t let him in the building. Lounge singer Peter Lemon advertises a mood ring that changes color as he sings. The samurai tailor performs alterations on a customer s suit. The host of a call-in show tries to get more controversial when nobody calls him. A restaurant owner invites guest to try his all-toad cuisine. During the Weekend Update, the Patty Hearst trial is reenacted with fruit. Lorne Michaels repeats his offer to the Beatles, adding another $200 to the deal. Baba Wawa interviews film director Lina W. Gary Weis presents a film of Buck Henry interviewing people shopping for toilet seats. Jane Curtain interviews the author of a new sex book, only to find he is painfully shy. Garrett Morris sings "An Die Musik" and Michael O Donaghue does an impression of Tony Orlando and Dawn with needles stuck in their eyes. Gordon Lightfoot performs "Summertime Dream" and "Spanish Moss".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24031',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his fourth appearance), and the musical guests are Jennifer Warnes and Kenny Vance. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Carter delivers a message to the people urging them to switch to electric power. Buck Henry tries to get an audience member to have sex with him on stage during his opening monologue. The Samurai college student faces disciplinary action for his poor grades. A man in the shower pretends to host a talk show, but surprises his wife by producing her secret lover as a guest. The Coneheads fly back to Remulak, taking the Chrysler building with them. During the Weekend Update, Buck Henry makes a pass at Jane Curtain, and Emily Litella announces that Bella Abzug has thrown her cat in the ring for the next election. A William Wegman film shows him waking his dog with an alarm clock. Charles Lindburgh encounter the land shark while flying across the Atlantic. Michael O Donoghue does an impersonation of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir with nails stuck in their eyes. Jennifer Warnes performs "Right Time of the Night", Kenny Vance performs "The Performer", and Howard Shore performs "Departure Lounge" with the SNL band.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24032',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his fifth appearance), and the musical guest is Leon Redbone (his third appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: Gilda and Garrett introduce the five finalists in the "Anyone Can Host" contest, including an 80-year-old grandmother from New Orleans and the governor of South Dakota. During his opening segment, Buck Henry greets and interviews the five finalists. John Belushi credits his success in the decathlon to eating little chocolate donuts. The samurai psychiatrist commits suicide after angering his patient. A stunt baby stands in for an abuse scene in place of the actor baby. A motel sanitizing team shows how they clean each room. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain and Dan Aykroyd report on the Egypt-Israel peace talks, Jimmy Hoffa, and new breakthroughs in genetics, while Laraine Newman interviews the five finalists and Baba Wawa talks about meeting Omar Sharif in Jerusalem. A group of Russians on a train go through a series of overlapping flashbacks. Mr. Mike hosts the Rickey Rat Club. Leon Redbone performs "Champagne Charlie" and "Please Don t Talk About Me When I m Gone".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24033',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his sixth appearance), and the musical guest is Sun Ra. The skits for this episode are as follows: Richard Nixon asks viewers to please buy his book so they can kick it as much as they d like to kick him. Todd DiLaBounta takes Lisa Loopner to the prom, along with his father and Mrs. Loopner. The Samurai TV repairman attempts to fix a customer s television by slicing it with his sword. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain and Dan Aykroyd start their debate by first debating over who gets to represent which side. At the Olympia grill, Pete decides to get a guard dog, and promptly fires a very confused Nico to make room. Mr. Mike sings a song about baby ghouls. A stunt puppy fills in for the star dog when a movie scene calls for it to be beaten up. Leonard Plinth-Garnell reviews bad conceptual art. Tom Davis reveals that he and Al Franken are actually gay lovers. Sun Ra performs "Space Is The Place" and "Space-Lonliness".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24034',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his third appearance), and the musical guest is The Band. The skits for this episode are as follows: The land shark makes its return, pretending to be a late trick-or-treater. In his opening monologue, Buck Henry praises the cast for being able to perform so professionally in light of how absolutely messed up their personal lives are. The samurai stockbroker loses one of his clients after a string of bad advice. Baba Wawa has a joint interview with First Ladies Betty Ford and Rosalynn Carter. Garrett Morris discuss his own roots, including some famous ancestors. Ford and Carter have another debate, this time in the form of a beauty pageant. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase presents some campaign ads that haven t been used yet, while Jane Curtain announces that Chevy will soon be leaving the show. A warlock pitches the new Bat-o-Matic potion maker. Ambassador Thorne searches for the real parents of Damien, the son of Satan. Garrett gives a report from the grave of Houdini for the 50th anniversary of his death and sees a ghost. Mr. Mike tells a bedtime story about a little Eskimo boy who freezes to death. The Band performs "Life is a Carnival", "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down", "Stage Fright" and "Georgia On My Mind".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24035',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his seventh appearance), and the musical guest is The Grateful Dead. The skits for this episode are as follows: Candidate Hunkler discusses his campaign strategy, particularly which pitfalls he needs to avoid. Buck Henry s opening monologue is replaced with previews for Star Wars. A spokesman for the Rovco Ranch invites customers to raise their own fur animals. The samurai optometrist fits a customer for a new pair of glasses. A couple leaves their two young girls with Uncle Roy, a pedophile who has the girls play various games for his amusement. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on the next census, Elton John s health and Seattle Slew s racing injury, Bill Murray interviews a choking Elizabeth Taylor, and Dan Aykroyd debates the necessity of keeping the Shah in power. Nick the lounge singer performs for tourists at a bar in Vegas. Joan Face interviews Dr. Ike Badenza about the new Australian flu that s heading our way. Chico Escuela appears at the St. Mickey s Knights of Columbus. The Grateful Dead perform "Casey Jones", "I Need A Miracle" and "Good Lovin ".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24036',' The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his ninth appearance), and the musical guest is Tom Petty. The skits for this episode are as follows: The cast members start grumbling over Buck Henry hosting the show yet again. During his opening monologue, Buck is oblivious to the hostility from the audience over his hosting again. In a parody ad, a women tries in vain to get a guy to come to her apartment for a drink, and finally settles on Honker. Todd DiLaMuca and Lisa Loopner try to fix up their single parents on a date together. During the Weekend Update, Father Guido Sarducci gives the latest news from the Catholic Church. Two young kids share tips on how to get their grandparents to give them money. A couple on their way to the hospital use Speci-Paks to save necessary severed body parts. A father who can only use the toilet in his home drives recklessly to get back to the house. Tom Petty performs "Refugee" and "Don t Do Me Like That".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24037',' The host for the episode is Burt Reynolds, and the musical guest is Anne Murray (her second appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: Despite setbacks before the show, Burt Reynolds remains in good spirits. Parents let Burt know that they re happy to have him sleep with their daughters. A swinger in ancient Rome picks up women purging themselves at a vomitorium. During the Weekend Update, Father Guido Sarducci reports on the dwindling number of giant pandas. Baba Wawa does an interview with Marlon Brando, but the actor is only interested in stuffing his face. Additional skits include Deliverance II, the Pepper Cult, a breach of beach party etiquette, and the Burt Book. Anne Murray performs "Lucky Me" and "Why Don t You Stick Around".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24038',' The host for the episode is Candice Bergen, and the musical guest is Esther Phillips. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Ford gives an accident-laden introduction to the show. Candice Bergen is interrupted during her monologue by one of the Bees. A commercial informs viewers of the opportunities for wealth by becoming an ambassador. A man demanding to see his CIA file is faced with a seemingly insurmountable pile of disarray. A special on intelligent animals profiles the dangerous land shark. A gay man has fond memories of dressing in his mother s clothes. Catherine Deneuve endorses Chanel perfume. Andy Kaufman s foreign man character attempts to entertain the audience, but bombs terribly. Albert Brooks presents previews of new shows for the coming TV season, including an over-dramatic medical series, a show about a frustrated man living with two women, and a Vietnam vet who becomes a veterinarian. A strange man makes a crank call to an airline and begins talking about torturing the receptionist. A reporter interviewing a third-world dictator keeps playing practical jokes on the leader. A talk show host interviews a controversial black author who is very obviously white. Two men discuss whether one should bring his girlfriend home for Thanksgiving while they play Pong. Esther Phillips performs "What a Difference a Day Makes" and "I Can Stand a Little Rain".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24039',' The host for the episode is Candice Bergen (her third appearance), and the musical guest is Frank Zappa. The skits for this episode are as follows: For the opening, Patty Hearst enjoys a Christmas back with her family. Instead of doing her opening monologue, Candice Bergen hides in her dressing room and has to be coaxed out by John Belushi doing a Humphrey Bogart impression. President-elect Carter admits he can t follow through on all the things he promised during the campaign. A pitchman convinces a woman to use Santi-Wrap before sitting on the lap of a disreputable Santa. Irwin Mainway defends the safety of his company s obviously unsafe toys. A re-run ad promotes saving money with your own pricing gun. A woman defends her right to be extremely stupid. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain s husband urges her to quit SNL and come home, after which Jane comments on Amy Carter, Olga Korbut s marriage and the killing of Rudolph the Reindeer, while Emily Litella doesn t think people should give money to unisex. Candice advertises an instant camera that dispenses cheese slices. Two police officers investigate a string of murders perpetrated by trees. Candice announces that John has no place to spend Christmas and asks someone to adopt him for the holiday. The cast perform a song hoping that Gary Gilmore gets his wish to be executed as soon as possible. Frank Zappa performs "The Slime", "Lagoon" and "Peaches & Regalia".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24040',' The host for the episode is Candice Bergen (her second appearance), and the musical guests are Martha Reeves and The Stylistics. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Ford delivers a special message for Christmas and falls out of a tree. An ad for a restaurant where customers can choose their cow, kill it and butcher it. A boy calls home from the police station to tell his parents he s killed 26 people. Candice Bergen invites people to send home movies to NBC, then shows her own movie of herself ice skating with the Bees. A young man comes out of the closet and admits to his family that he s an elf. A pair of strangers at a laundromat share a vicarious romance through their clothes. Two men discuss the prowess one of them has at pinball, while playing Pong. Gilda Radner lists off the things she ate at last year s Christmas. Margaret Kuhn delivers an inspirational message about growing old, and Gary Weiss presents a film about travelers returning home for the holidays. During the Weekend Update, Laraine Newman comments on the New Year s festivities, even though it s still a week early, while Chevy Chase reports from the wrong location and Emily Litella gets worked up over firing the handicapped. Martha Reeves performs "Higher & Higher" and "Silver Bells". The Stylistics perform "You Make Me Feel Brand New". Candice Bergen performs "Winter Wonderland".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24041',' The host for the episode is Carrie Fisher, and the musical guest is The Blues Brothers (there third appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: During her opening monologue, Carrie Fisher is instructed by Obi-Wan to tell a joke about aliens that completely bombs. Princess Leia arrives on Earth and joins a beach party with Frankie and Annette. Two boys show up for their dates with the Loud family sisters, only to be taken aback at how loud everyone speaks. Two orderlies take it upon themselves to release a dying patient from her misery, but get the wrong bed by mistake. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on an archaeological find in Egypt, McDonald s hamburgers and Sambo s restaurants, Bill Murray reports on Neil Armstrong, Vietnamese refugees and the death of Jimmy Hoffa, Father Guido Sarducci answers allegations that the Vatican Bank is becoming a tax haven, and Roseanne Roseannadanna rants about smoking and naked people in health clubs. Mr. Bill goes fishing with Mr. Hands but ends up getting speared with hooks and eaten by a dolphin. At a waterfront dive in Marseilles, while the other bar girls try to get the sailors to buy expensive drinks, one gets them to sign up for insurance policies. The Blues Brothers perform "Soul Man", "Got Everything I Need, Almost" and "B Movie Boxcar Blues".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24042',' The host for the episode is Charlene Tilton, and the musical guests are Todd Rundgren and Prince. The skits for this episode are as follows: Joe Piscopo covers a boxing match between Rocko Weineretto and Weindulah, both of whom are hand puppets. Joe gets dumped by Ann Risley, then becomes enraged when he finds out that she s been seeing Charles Rocket in secret. A record company spokesman pitches a new album of unlikely make-out music. Mr. Robinson introduces the folks in his neighborhood and receives a package from Mr. Speedy. For the Rocket Report, Charles takes host Charlene Tilton for a ride on the New York subways. A new production of Fiddler on the Roof features Stevie Wonder as Tevye. The Reagans make their daughter-in-law Doria sleep in the haunted Lincoln bedroom. Charlene vows to get even with Charles Rocket for two-timing her with Ann Risley, and Gilbert Gottfried vows to get even with Rocket for dating all the hosts and leaving him with nothing. Before a piano competition, to rival pianists break each other s fingers. Two women in prison discuss the industrial revolution. During a skit about two people washing a dog, an unseen assassin shoots Charles in the chest. During the good-nights, Charles makes an unfortunate statement about the shooting, and Don Pardo admits to pulling the trigger in revenge for Charles  sleeping with his wife. Todd Rundgren performs "Healer" and "Time Heals" and Prince performs "Party Up".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24043',' The host for the episode is Charles Grodin, and the musical guest is Paul Simon (his third appearance, but first as the musical guest). The skits for this episode are as follows: The opening starts with Charles Grodin missing his rehearsal. The Coneheads celebrate Halloween giving out beer and fried eggs to children. Irwin Mainway of Mainway Toys comes in to defend his products against accusations that they re unsafe. The Samurai dry cleaner deals with his customers. The Bees go out for some trick-or-treating. Judy Miller, instructed by her mother to stay in her room, puts on a show for everyone. Paul Simon performs "Slip Sliding Away", "The Sound of Silence" (with Charles Grodin as Art Garfunkel), and "You re Kind".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24044',' The host for the episode is Chevy Chase, and the musical guest is Billy Joel. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Ford returns to give a rebuttal to Ronald Reagan s comments on the Suez Canal. Chevy Chase uses his opening monologue to milk the audience for applause. An ad pitches a new way to preserve moths by mashing them. A couple discusses what just happened after their one-night stand. During the Weekend Update, Chevy tricks Dan Aykroyd into giving him the anchor spot, and John Belushi gives a commentary on boxing that gets him so wound up he attacks Jane Curtain. A trainee customs inspector misses a pair of smugglers carrying cocaine. A priest of the Church of Confusion gives a sermon that rambles in circles. Two German soldiers behind enemy lines answer a series of baseball questions to prove they re actually American. For the final skit, several different endings are tried out. Billy Joel performs "Only the Good Die Young" and "Just the Way You Are".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24045',' The host for the episode is Chevy Chase (his second appearance as host), and the musical guest is Marianne Fathfull. The skits for this episode are as follows: Henry Kissenger visits with former president Ford and reminisces on old times together. An ad invites diners to come to Pre-chewed Charlie s restaurant, where the food is easier to eat because all the hard chewing work has already been done for you. Other skits include the Bel Arabs, You Can t Win, Speaking of Fashion with Mr. Blackwell, the life of Hollywood s forgotten director Linden Palmer, and a segment about Honduras. Marianne Faithfull performs "Broken English", and "Guilt", and Chevy Chase performs "Sixteen Tons" with Tom Scott & The Saturday Night Live Band.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24046',' The host for the episode is Chevy Chase (his third appearance as host), and the musical guest is Queen. The skits for this episode are as follows: Chevy Chase announces from a TV screen that because of a missed flight, he will have to host the show via satellite from California. He prepares to begin the first skit, but a stagehand accidentally knocks over his TV. For his opening monologue, Chevy speaks from a broken TV at the foot of the stage. Angry young artist and poet Tyrone Green displays his hatred of white people through his art at a gallery packed with white art connoisseurs. Joe Piscopo confesses his love for Rose Kennedy and asks her to marry him. John Hinckley announces his campaign for the presidency from his hospital cell. A mystery show presents a scene about a woman being accosted by a land shark that turns out to be on a video screen. Inventor Ron Popiel presents the Galactic Prophylactic, made of rubber and steel and guaranteed to last for fifty years. David Letterman presents a film shot by his dog and interviews Gumby. For the Weekend Update, Brad Hall reports on Reagan sending the Maureens to Lebanon, the NFL player s strike, and a new celebrity sperm bank, then phones up Secretary of the Interior James Watt to insult him. Father Andrew Titus angrily criticizes the new Reader s Digest condensed bible. Chevy claims to be reporting live from Beirut, but is revealed to be on the set of The Tonight Show in Burbank. An expose takes a serious look at a young man addicted to video games. Siskel and Ebert review the episode already in progress, praising Eddie Murphy but skewering Chevy. PTC Club prophet April May June praises Jesus while a faith healer performs miracles in the audience. Queen performs "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "Under Pressure".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24047',' The host for the episode is Christopher Lee, and the musical guest is Meatloaf. The skits for this episode are as follows: After Christopher Lee s monologue, a series of movie trailers promote some upcoming films. Baba Wawa makes an appearance in a production of My Fair Lady. Death comes to apologize to a little girl for taking away her dog, and the pair get into a long conversation over why he has to do what he does. Dell Stator invites customers to visit his Rabbit Hut. Mr. Bill goes to the circus, where he suffers all manner of abuse. Meatloaf performs "All Revved Up & No Place To Go" and "Two Out of Three Ain t Bad".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24048',' The host for the episode is Cicely Tyson, and the musical guest is The Talking Heads. The skits for this episode are as follows: Jane and Gilda run in panic when John comes on the set, thinking he s going to throw a tantrum after learning that his Deng Xiaoping act has been cut. Before Cicely Tyson can give her opening monologue, Garrett Morris comes out dressed as her because he think he s supposed to play all black roles, leading Cicely to berate him for throwing his talent away on degrading parts. Elvis Presley s coat continues to perform to sell-out crowds after its owner s death. The Widettes meet up with another family with similarly large backsides. Receptionist Sherry is now working for the Shah, where she keeps all his visitors waiting. The frontier midwife delivers a baby in front of a room full of men. Nick the lounge singer performs on an auto-train bound for Florida. Garrett invites Cicely to talk about the lack of positive perceptions regarding black characters and black actors, and Cicely blindsides him by blaming it on the poor behavior of black men. The X-police burst in on a pair of women they think are lesbians and proceed to beat them up. Cicely performs a selection of songs about Sicily. Emily Litella acts as host for her production of "Porky & Bess". The Talking Heads perform "Take Me to the River" and "Artists Only".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24049',' The host for the episode is Daniel J. Travanti, and the musical guest is John Cougar. The skits for this episode are as follows: After Daniel Travanti s opening monologue, Doug and Wendy Whiner celebrate their anniversary. Rod Serling hosts an episode of The Twilight Zone about a world in which everyone does Ethel Merman. A series of skits feature Larry the Lobster, including: voting on Larry, Larry s story, what happens if Larry lives, and the final vote on Larry s fate at the end of the show. Additional skits include cooking with Marcello, Hill Street Blues, the Bavarian butterfly dance, Career Corner and Reagan brand economics. John Cougar performs "Hurts So Good" and "Ain t Even Done With The Night".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24050',' The host for the episode is Danny DeVito, and the musical guest is Sparks. The skits for this episode are as follows: Andy Kaufman hypes his upcoming wrestling match. For his opening monologue, Danny DeVito invites the rest of the cast from Taxi to take a bow after their show was canceled by ABC without warning. Louis DePalma drives a taxi down to the ABC headquarters and detonates a bomb, bringing down the entire building as revenge for their canceling his show. Doug and Wendy Whiner annoy those around them with their constant whining. For the Weekend Update, Brian Doyle-Murray reports on Al Haig s attempts to resolve the Falklands crisis and accusations that Nancy Reagan failed to return a set of borrowed jewels, Christine Ebersole reports on Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn turning down an invitation to the White House and political changes in Argentina, Dr. Badofsky warns of the many diseases people can catch from animals, Mary Gross attempts to report on the new production of Annie with an impostor dog dressed as Sandy, and Lou Grant makes a try at reporting on the weather only to lose his temper when he gets canceled yet again. After wrestling women, Andy Kaufman agrees to meet Jerry Lawler in the ring. Sparks performs "Mickey Mouse" and "I Predict".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24051',' The host for the episode is David Carradine, and the musical guests are the cast from The Pirates of Penzance. The skits for this episode are as follows: Joe Piscopo tries out his voice to become the next SNL announcer, but Don Pardo quickly quashes his hopes. David Carradine wants to sing "I Wanna Be a Dancin  Man" for his opening monologue, but Charles Rocket steps in and stops him at the last moment. A gun shop invites customers to come by for their last-minute Christmas shopping. Caine, the traveling kung-fu master, gets some fashion advice from the owner of a menswear shop. Valley girls Vickie and Debbie go down to the mall to try and impress some boys. For the Rocket Report, Charles does a story about a derelict Santa wandering the streets of New York. Bob Dylan goes to visit Woody Guthrie in the hospital, where the two converse only in folk-song lyrics. An NBC executive stages a worldwide search for a virgin. David extols the virtues of Dopenhagen smokeless marijuana. Mr. Bill reflects on some of his more painful holiday memories. Caine teams up with Bruce Lee for a holiday special. Linda Rondstadt and the cast of Pirates of Penzance perform a medley of songs from the musical, as well as a medley of holiday songs.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24052',' The host for the episode is Deborah Harry, and the musical guest is Funky 4+1 and More. The skits for this episode are as follows: Ronald Reagan invites Frank Sinatra to clear up the question of whether or not he s a hoodlum. For her opening monologue Deborah Harry introduces her parents in the audience, both of whom have the same hairstyle as her. A preview for a horror movie features leftovers that have been in the refrigerator too long. Game show host Phil Lively talks with a nurse from a retirement home about having his aging father live with with them. A man named Cooter has his life officially recognized as a Tennessee Williams one-act play. For the Rocket Report, Charles Rocket goes into Central Park to find out just how scary it really is. Jersey guy Paulie Herman goes to pick out a Valentine s Day card for his family and meets a New Jersey woman. During the Weekend Update, a spokesman for the Reagan administration announces that there are no poor people in America. Pinky and Leo Waxman go to Soho to visit their niece Susan in the hopes of setting her up with a boyfriend, oblivious to the fact that she s a lesbian. Valley girls Vickie and Debbie bump into Tina, a former classmate who dropped out of school. Deborah Harry performs "Love TKO" and "Come Back Jonee", and Funky 4 + 1 More performs "That s the Joint".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24053',' The host for the episode is Desi Arnaz, and the musical guest is Desi Arnaz, Jr. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Ford receives a word-association test from his psychiatrist that ends with him falling over. Desi Arnaz gives his opening monologue, in which he thanks the cast for the special cigars they gave him. Prisoner Ruben Carter talks about how he gets recognized in prison now because of his National Express card. A man receives consoling from his friends when his 40th birthday doesn t go as he had hoped. Vampire Luciana Vermicelli shares her beauty tips. Desi Arnaz recites Jabberwocky in a very heavy Cuban accent. Desi and his son share some of the initial failed ideas that were proposed before "I Love Lucy" was picked up by the network. An extremely white man named Very White attempts to perform a love song in a soul club. A gangster s wife, named Lucy, gives her husband the wrong gun. Lucy shares some of her more extreme costume ideas with Ethel before sneaking into Ricky s club. A Cuban acupuncture doctor uses cigars on his patients instead of needles. Lucy talks about the new book that her husband has coming out. Jane Curtain shares an important moment in American lesbian history. Desi Arnaz and Desi Arnaz, Jr. perform "Cuban Pete" and "Babalu".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24054',' The host for the episode is Dick Cavett, and the musical guest is Jimmy Cliff. The skits for this episode are as follows: Garrett Morris uses voodoo to get Chevy to fall down. Commercials attempt to draw students into The Dick Cavett School of Auto Refinishing and The Dick Cavett School of Hydroplane Operation. An accounting firm talks about just how far they ll go to lower their customers  tax bills. Dick Cavett does his version of "Our Town" about New York City, a swell place where crime is rampant and nothing works. Betty Ford gives a personal advice talk where she compares life s problems with dancing. Gary Weis presents a film about a tailor and a plastic surgeon altering each other. An author pitches his new book about pimping in Nebraska. For the Weekend Update, one of the reporters finally reaches Angola, where she is accosted by horny mercenaries, and Emily Litella expresses her displeasure over the Eagle Rights Amendment. Jimmy Cliff performs "The Harder They Come," "Many Rivers to Cross" and "Wahjaka Man".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24055',' The host for the episode is Dick Cavett (his second appearance), and the musical guest is Ry Cooder. The skits for this episode are as follows: The Chroma-Trak girl gets her colors mixed up during broadcast. Dick Cavett fields questions from the audience during his opening monologue. John Dean looks back on Nixon trying to frame him for Watergate. During the Weekend Update, Laraine Newman reports on the death and cremation of Smokey the Bear. A marine walks down the street, looking to pick up a few good men. A psychiatrist makes house calls. The Bees talk about how they were able to overcome discrimination. Mr. Mike tells a bedtime story about a blind chicken. A pair of scientists look into the question of why some words are funnier than others. Ry Cooder performs "Tattler" and "He ll Have To Go".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24056',' The host for the episode is Donald Pleasance, and the musical guest is Fear. The skits for this episode are as follows: A Jogger Motel traps annoying joggers with a glue they can t jog out of. Jerry Lewis shows people his two completely different personas. Donald Pleasance shares his pumpkin carving tips. Tips are provided on how to survive in Harlem. A repeat skit presents rising literary stars who are all ex-cons. Other skits include vomiting for luck, profiles in British courage,  Last Night I Killed My Husband , tales from the hip, Annie intermission, sugar breakfast, Andy Warhol s TV, and the Vic Salukin Show. Fear performs "I Don t Care About You", Beef Bologna", New York s All Right If You Like Saxophones" and "Let s Have a War".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24057',' The host for the episode is Dyan Cannon, and the musical guests are Leon & Mary Russell. The skits for this episode are as follows: Chevy Chase, lying on his back after a tremendous fall, is informed that the control room clock was running fast and he ll have to do it all again to get it on air. During her opening monologue, Dyan Cannon confesses to a lifelong dream of being swept off her feet by a man on a white horse, and during the rest of the show, different male cast members attempt to re-interpret its meaning to make themselves her dream man. A woman takes a taste test to see which is better: a new diet soda or a glass of phlegm. Participants in a hearing test don t notice that their teacher has been taken hostage by a pair of wanted criminals. A husband catches her wife having an affair, but the woman and her lover make up an outrageous story to explain everything. A Bulgarian travel agent attempts to convince a woman to vacation in Bulgaria. During the Weekend Update, a man claims to have a new version of Howard Hughes  will. Anita Bryant attempts to pitch Florida orange juice while being held hostage in Beirut. A priest tries to deliver a funeral eulogy, but is interrupted by a bad case of hiccups. Roy Waddmaker attempts to sell bathwater of the stars. A soldier gets berated by his drill sergeant for repeatedly flubbing his lines in a recruitment ad. A teenage girl is hoping to make an impression on her dream date, but her parents discover that her date is actually three Hell s Angels. In an home movie, a hubcap thief gets caught up in his work and dragged around town by an oblivious driver. Leon and Mary Russell perform "Satisfy You" and "Daylight"(with John Belushi as Joe Cocker).',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24058',' The host for the episode is Elizabeth Ashley, and the musical guest is Hall & Oates. The skits for this episode are as follows: Dan Rather starts the show with the evening news report. Pope John Paul II begins his tour of Africa. Joseph Papp comes on the show to conduct an audition. Dr. Jack Badofsky gives a health report for the Weekend Update. Harry Anderson performs a stand-up routine. Additional skits include the big plastic bubble, Speaking As A Woman with Shelley Winters, women s party conversation and Loewenbrau. Hall & Oates perform "You Make My Dreams", "I Can t Go For That (No Can Do)" and "You ve Lost That Loving Feeling".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24059',' The host for the episode is Ellen Burstyn, and the musical guests are Aretha Franklin and Keith Sykes. The skits for this episode are as follows: David Rockefeller comes on to announce that the United States will be going co-op. Ellen Burstyn takes a look back at the film roles she s done and announces she s going to start doing lighter roles. A spokesman for the Ed McMahon school of laughing offers to teach people how to laugh like Ed. Ellen gets interviewed by Pinkie and Leo Waxman. For the Rocket Report, Charles Rocket looks for sex on a New York ferry. Jersey Man Paulie Herman records a video for a dating service. During the Weekend Update, basketball player Raheem Abdul Muhammad shares his views on NBA quotas for white players, and Dr. Zuko explains that female orgasm is just a myth. A film highlights Pepe Gonzalez, the only bullfighter in New York. Valley girls Vickie and Debbie pay a visit to Planned Parenthood. Toni Tenille interviews Jean Harris, the murderer of Scarsdale Diet creator Dr. Tarnower. A Dr. Demento music video demonstrates the many uses for fish heads. Aretha Franklin performs "United Together" and Keith Sykes performs "B.I.G.T.I.M.E."',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24060',' The host for the episode is Elliott Gould, and the musical guest is Anne Murray. The skits for this episode are as follows: A quartet of dead musicians perform a piece. Elliott Gould sings during his opening monologue. Gilda Radner and Elliott profess their love for each other through the course of the show and get married. A housewife is caught off guard when a couple of workmen come to destroy her home. The Godfather talks about his feelings about the Tattaglia family in a group therapy session. A commercial presents Shimmer, a combination floor wax and dessert topping. Gary Weis presents a film on lounge singers performing "Misty". A family is trapped in their home by a swarm of killer bees, but before the matter can be resolved the cameras suddenly go off-balance. Forcing Lorne Michaels to confront a drunken control-room director. Albert Brooks presents a film about using audience research to judge his work. Two American Indians speak at a press conference to give their views on stereotyping. During the Weekend Update, Laraine Newman comments on toxic nerve agents, while Chevy Chase once again gets lost on his way to a story. Anne Murray performs "Long Distance Call" and "Boogie With You".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24061',' The host for the episode is Elliott Gould (his fifth appearance), and the musical guest is Gary Numan. The skits for this episode are as follows: Father Guido Sarducci waits for former president Nixon to show up for an interview, but he never does. An ad for Jewess jeans pitches designer jeans made especially for Jewish women. During the presidential debates, one of the candidates sends a substitute in his place. While recording ads for Gallo wine, Orson Welles keeps flubbing his closing line. Other skits include The Incredible Man, Kramer vs Godzilla, Basketball Convict, Subway Genie, and All Time Radio. Gary Numan performs "Cars" and "Praying To The Aliens".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24062',' The host for the episode is Eliott Gould (his third appearance), and the musical guests are Kate & Anna McGarrigle and Roslyn Kind. The skits for this episode are as follows: Soviet Premier Brezhnev negotiates an appearance on the Tonight Show. Eliot Gould sings "The Castration Walk" for his open monologue. The Coneheads have 35 phones installed in their house, and receive an emissary from Remulak who asks about their progress. A men s advocacy group offers inspirational advice for men, as well as a rape hot-line. During the Weekend Update, Bill Murray reports on an anti-porn rally, while John Belushi describes weather for shut-ins. Lounge singer Nick performs for a resort audience. A face bank keeps donated faces to give to the faceless. A Gary Weis film shows fights at sporting events to the tune of "America the Beautiful". A customer must go through a series of strict security tests to use an ATM. Kate & Anna McGarrigle perform "Kiss & Say Goodbye" and "Heart Like a Wheel". Roslyn Kind performs "I m Not Anyone".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24063',' The host for the episode is Elliott Gould (his sixth appearance), and the musical guest is Kid Creole & The Coconuts. The skits for this episode are as follows: Elliott Gould wakes up in bed with the rest of the cast, and tells them what it was like working with the old SNL team. For his opening monologue, Eliott starts showing some of his old underwear to the audience, and ends up trading lingerie with Denny Dillon. To help educate Americans in their cars, a new program puts works of classic literature on billboards along the highways. After President Carter loses the 1980 election, Rosalyn tells him that now he s free to do whatever he wants. A couple receives a singing billy-gram from the woman s disapproving parents. A topless spokeswoman for the American Cancer Association demonstrates how to self-examine for breast cancer. During the Weekend Update, Charles Rocket reports on Ronald Reagan s planned appointments to his cabinet and proposed budget measures, Gail Matthius tries to inform John Anderson that he lost the election, and Ron Grosscup explains his theory that Reagan actually died several months earlier and has been replaced with a stand-in. For the Rocket Report, Charles attempts to get an interview with John Lennon, but instead starts investigating the state of trash collection in the neighborhood. A sergeant explains some of the new training measures being adopted now that homosexuals are allowed in the military. A stockbroker in his forties awkwardly tries to have a date with a teen-age valley girl. As a complement to speed reading, a new education service offers viewers the chance to learn speed listening. Kid Creole and the Coconuts perform "Mister Softee".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24064',' The host for the episode is Elliott Gould (his second appearance), and the musical guests are Leon Redbone (his second appearance), Harlan Collins and Joyce Everson. The skits for this episode include scenes inside a wax museum and a European poker player, as well as a presentation by Shirley Temple Black. Re-run ads inform viewers how they can join the fast-paced life of stand-by operators, and asks America to show their guns. A doctor warns a woman that she s been neglecting the proper care of her uvula. The crew of The Enterprise faces their final foe: network executives coming to announce that the series has been canceled. During the Weekend Update, Emily Litella lends Chevy Chase a hand in reading the news after one of the stories flops. An ad pitches the new Vibramatic personal massager for tense muscles. The Bees put on a performance of The Honeymooners. Leon Redbone performs "Shine On, Harvest Moon" and "Walking Stick" and Harlan Collins & Joyce Everson perform "Heaven Only Knows".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24065',' The host for the episode is Eliott Gould (his fourth appearance), and the musical guest is Peter Tosh. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Carter appears with his daughter Amy for an event on the White House lawn. Rovco presents their new all-flammable Christmas tree. The Widette family, who all have enormous backsides, prepare for dinner at home. During the Weekend Update, the reports include Beethoven s birthday, human rights abuses in Iran, and Cleveland s default, while Laraine Newman interviews the owner of Studio 54, Jane Curtain and Dan Aykroyd debate relations with China, and Roseanne Roseannadanna gives advice about beating depression during the holidays that ends up making Jane sick. An interviewer talks with a down-on-his-luck man who came to New York from Tacoma to help make his holiday better. Honker starts selling Christmas trees when the owner o the lot steps out for a minute. Peter Tosh performs "Don t Look Back" (with Mick Jagger) and "Bush Doctor".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24066',' The host for the episode is Eric Idle (his fourth appearance), and the musical guest is Bob Dylan. The skits for this episode are as follows: A doctor and Lorne Michaels argue over whether Eric Idle is too sick or not to do the show, while Buck Henry keeps pleading to be allowed to host again. For his opening monologue, Eric performs a series of impersonations from a hospital stretcher. Art dealer Tom Clay pitches motel room art as the masterpieces of tomorrow. A customer at a shop just wants to buy some shoes but the clerk keeps complicating matters. Prince Charles talks about how to pick up girls. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain and Bill Murray report on rumors of Premier Brezhnev s death, an election for US President held in London, and some unpopular comments by Princess Margaret about the Irish, while Roseanne Roseannadanna comments on high mortgage rates but ends up talking about bathroom habits at French restaurants. Andy Kaufman challenges women in the audience to a wrestling match. Joan Face hosts Heavy Sarcasm, where her guests are author Nigel Quist and actor Greg Malone. Psychic Dorothy Haagen hosts at advice show where people can tell their problems to Elvis. Bob Dylan performs "Gotta Serve Somebody", "I Believe in You" and "When You Gonna Wake Up".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24067',' The host for the episode is Eric Idle, and the musical guests are Joe Cocker and Stuff. The skits for this episode are as follows: A Chevy Chase impersonator attempts to do the opening fall. Eric Idle starts to perform a song, but is convinced by Jane Curtain to put it off until the end of the show. A young couple discusses assembling their new child with the help of a geneticist who presents them with bizarre options. A DJ attempts to work two stations simultaneously, maintaining opposite personas for each one. Baba Wawa talks to America about why she s leaving NBC. During the Weekend Update, Jane discusses the Norton-Ali fight, while Garrett Morris reports on the circumcision of Michelangelo s David. The Rutles trick Lorne Michaels into giving them the money for the Beatles reunion. Dan Aykroyd and Eric Idle dress up in drag, only to be told by John Belushi that American audiences don t find it funny. Dan and Eric begin drag racing, running around the studio in women s clothing. Jacques Cousteau talks about the care and feeding of fish, pouring all sorts of items into his fish tank. Ken Norton insists that he s a better boxer than Ali, despite losing the close-fought match. Erica Viedonagen ponders whether comedians from outer space visited Earth in the past. Two college guys talk about their math test while playing Pong. Joe Cocker performs "You Are So Beautiful" and "Feelin  Alright" (with John Belushi). Stuff performs "Foots".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24068',' The host for the episode is Eric Idle (his third appearance), and the musical guest is Kate Bush. The skits for this episode are as follows: The telepsychic takes questions from callers about the future, giving each one the same answer. Julia Child demonstrates how to prepare a roast chicken and proceeds to slice her hand open and bleed to death in the studio. A game show host explains the convoluted rules of the show using sound effects. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on serial killers, Christmas shopping and the Nobel Peace Prize, Bill Murray interviews Valerie Harper who claims her show was canceled because of anti-Semitism, after which Jane proposes a grass-roots movement to build support for ERA by withholding oral sex. Father Guido Sarducci relates his experiences at a nude wrestling club. A studio manager is waiting for a drugged-out punk rocker to show up for a recording while her handlers try to keep everyone patient and high. Joan Face interviews Irwin Mainway regarding the shoddy and dangerous products his company makes. Apache chief Cochise attends a rhetoric class at Oxford where he gets frustrated with the inanity of the professor s lecture. Kate Bush performs "The Man With The Child In His Eyes" and "Them Heavy People".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24069',' The host for the episode is Eric Idle (his second appearance), and the musical guests are Alan Price and Neil Innes. The skits for this episode are as follows: A British soldier interrogates an Irish prisoner by torturing a potato. During his opening monologue, Eric Idle joins the Queen in hosting a telethon to help save England, and over the course of the show manages to raise $20. The pot growers of America urge everyone to buy locally. Nixon gives an interview to David Frost but turns out to be terribly boring. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on an iceberg floating from Antarctica, Alex Haley being accused of plagiarism, and Groucho Marx s former manager, Bill Murray talks about punishing schoolgirls, and Emily Litella confesses her love for Tom Snyder. Two boxers face off to get the most laughs. A low budget film depicts the Battle of Britain. A host and guest conduct an interview based solely of nonsense words. Alan Price performs "Poor People" and Neil Innes performs "Cheese & Onions" and "Shangri-La".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24070',' The host for the episode is Fran Tarkenton, and the musical guests are Leo Sayer and The Donny Harper Singers. The skits for this episode are as follows: John Belushi gives Fran Tarkenton a pre-game pep talk. Bill Murray provides color commentary as Fran sings "Feelings" for his opening monologue. A salesman pitches multi-purpose Swiss Army guns. Amy Carter goes to class and uses the Secret Service to cheat on a quiz. A football coach sends his player back in the game, despite his missing a limb. Garrett Morris interviews Fran on the subject of black quarterbacks. A husband and wife open a restaurant in their home, but their constant fighting disrupts the mood. Fran pitches an anabolic steroid cereal. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain responds to critics who don t think the show is sexy enough, and comments on women priests and Gerald Ford s post-president activities. An appeal to the community is made to help get John Belushi off the streets. John and Fran do a sketch in a hotel room together, but John keeps trying to show Fran how to do it right. An ad presents perfumes tailored to different types of women. A woman tries to explain her purchases to a credit claims reviewer, but they end up in a one-upmanship competition. Leo Sayer performs "When I Need You" and "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing", and The Donny Harper Singers perform "Sing a Song".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24071',' The host and musical guest for the episode is Frank Zappa (his second appearance, the first as host). The skits for this episode are as follows: NBC President Fred Silverman opens the show by announcing that all of their viewer research indicates that everyone wants to see more Frank Zappa, so the network is signing Zappa to an extended TV contract. Zappa performs "Dancing Fool" for his opening monologue and picks up a member of the audience to go home with. Connie Conehead has a date with Frank Zappa, so Beldar helps to entertain while Connie gets ready to go out. During the Weekend Update, Father Guido Sarducci reports on the latest developments from The Vatican. Mr. Bill moves into his new home, but is soon mangled by Sluggo and Mr. Hands. Frank Zappa performs "Meek" and "Rollo".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24072',' The host for the episode is Fred Willard, and the musical guest is Devo. The skits for this episode are as follows: The opening act is interrupted by a honker in the audience. Aging stuntman Cliff Preston attempts to do his job but doesn t move as fast as he used to. During the Weekend Update, Dan Aykroyd rants about the NFL s new cheerleader uniforms, paying particular attention to the disgusting ways in which the outfits are designed to arouse male viewers. Mainway toys again attempts to defend the quality of its products. Mr. Bill visits New York only to get ripped apart by an escalator and dropped from the top of the Empire State Building. A new store, The Scotch Boutique, sells nothing but tape, and is having a hard time staying in business. Devo performs "Satisfaction" and "Jocko Homo".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24073',' The host for the episode is Gary Busey, and the musical guests are Eubie Blake and Gregory Hines. The skits for this episode are as follows: When John Belushi is peeved that Gary Busey has been nominated for an Oscar, Gary tries to make amends. During his opening monologue, Gary performs a percussion solo, using his body as the drum kit. President Carter reluctantly agrees to his mother s request to take Billy along to the Middle East, where the first brother still manages to cause a mess. A group of guys in leisure suits discuss their solutions to various women s issues. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on the Mid-East peace talks, the Voyager spacecraft, and seal hunting in Canada, while Bill Murray tries with little success to interview the widow of Mr. Ed. Honker dreams of someday getting the chance to perform Shakespeare. Gary Busey performs "Stay All Night" with Rich Danko and Paul Butterfield, and Eubie Blake performs "Low Down Blues", "I m Just Simply Full of Jazz" and "I m Just Wild About Harry" together with Gregory Hines.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24074',' The host for the episode is George Carlin, and the musical guests are Billy Preston and Janis Ian. The skits for this episode are as follows: an ESL teacher steadily loses his temper when a student repeats his every word. New Dad Insurance offers bereaved families a new father to take the place of their deceased one. A distraught rape victim in a courtroom describes the attacker s words in writing, which then confuses an inattentive jurist. Andy Kaufmann sings along with a Mighty Mouse record. A reporter interviews the victim of a shark bite who, despite his claims to the contrary, obviously still has all his limbs. Two men, claiming to be a married couple, discuss the benefits of a new vitamin product called Jamitol. A mock ad for pain-reliever Triopenin plays up the product s child-proof caps. Albert Brooks presents a documentary titled "The Impossible Truth," in which he presents several shocking news stories. In the maternity ward of a hospital for bees, father bees anxiously wait to find out if their children will be drones or workers. The Academy of Better Careers offers people an exciting new life answering telephones. Valri Bromfield presents a monologue as a volleyball coach giving some very personal advice to her players before a game. In a mock commercial parodying Lark cigarettes, a truck rolls through town asking people to show their guns. A home security system installer breaks into a couple s home and scares them to death to demonstrate how much they need an alarm installed. Finally, another mock commercial presents 3-bladed razors as an absolute household necessity. During the show, George Carlin performs monologues on blue food, religion, baseball vs. football, and other observations. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase reports about President s Ford bumping his head and Emperor Hirohito visiting Disneyland. Billy Preston performs "Nothing from Nothing" and "Fancy Lady," while Janis Ian performs "At Seventeen" and "In the Winter".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24075',' The host for the episode is George Kennedy, and the musical guest is Miles Davis. The skits for this episode are as follows: While taping a game show, all the cameras go out and the technicians all have heart attacks, so George Kennedy has to take charge and talk the show through to safety. Mr. Robinson presents some more characters from his neighborhood, including the landlord he s always trying to avoid. Andy Rooney shares more of his disorganized thoughts. Velvet Jones invites students to enroll in his school of technology. Harry Anderson does a stand-up act. Mr. Bill goes to Los Angeles, but his troubles follow right behind him. Kids are all playing with the new Rubik s Teeth toy. An advertisement pitches new spray-on Laetril. Marilyn Monroe sings "Downers are a girl s best friend". Miles Davis performs "Jean-Pierre".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24076',' The host for the episode is Howard Hesseman, and the musical guest is Randy Newman (his third appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: An Arabic family moves to a wealthy neighborhood in southern California to become the Bel Arabs. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on Ted Kennedy s relationship with his wife, the worsening oil crisis, Steve McQueen s high salary demands and the deadly riot at a Who concert, Chico Escuela reports on the sports news while bemoaning his recent accusation of having impregnated a teenage girl, and Al Franken lauds the end of the Me Decade, hoping the 80 s will become the  Al Franken  decade. Other skits include great moments in rock and roll, personal growth, DJ Steve Marvin, the Nuclear Family, and Holiday Inn horror. Randy Newman performs "It s Money That I Love", "Pants" and "The Story of a Rock & Roll Band".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24077',' The host for the episode is Hugh Hefner, and the musical guest is Libby Titus. The skits for this episode are as follows: A Playboy bunny flubs a number of party jokes. For his opening monologue, Hugh Hefner comes out in his pajamas and sings "Thank Heaven for Little Girls". A housewife praises her new soap that contains tranquilizers. The Planet of the Men does battle with the Planet of the Women in genital-shaped spacecraft. The X-Police burst in on a couple smoking pot and brutally beat them. The host of a music appreciation show starts hallucinating to Wagner. During the Weekend Update, Jane and Dan report on Howard Cosell and abortion rights, while Nadia Comaneci asks everyone to come see her while she s still cute. Hugh presents a deleted sex scene from "The First Mrs. Kimball". A magician tries to cheer up an audience at a funeral. The Farbers pay a visit to a Playboy club. Libby Titus performs "Fool That I Am".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24078',' Austrialian actor Hugh Jackman hosts this entertaining Christmas installment, with musical guest Mick Jagger. The "cold opening" features Will Farrell as George W. Bush, and Daryl Hammond as Al Gore speaking on the phone, as Gore hopes to negotiate possible new role for himself in the White House. Condy Rice and Dick Cheney listen bored, and Donald Rumsfeld eventually cuts the meeting short. In the opening monologue, after discarding other ideas, Hugh Jackman launches into a heartfelt rendition of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," backed up by the ladies in the cast. Skits include "Jared s Room," the web-cast from dread-locked Jimmy Fallon s dorm room, with Horatio Sanz as his stoner buddy, and Jackman as the nerd in the room next door. Jeff Richards as "Drunk Girl" makes a hilarious appearance on "Weekend Update." Next Jackman plays a doll designer in "Hello Dolly," where he presents some baby dolls doing unusual activities. Soon Jimmy Fallon and Mick Jagger square off through a mirror, as Fallon expertly imitates the rock icon as they both try to decide what moves to use on the program. Maya Rudolph aptly lampoons Donatella Versace, smoking in her bathtub as she interviews guests on her self-promoting show. Jackman plays a hot German male model (who s stayed with Donatella for eight months), and Mick Jagger does an expert Karl Lagerfeld. Lastly, Hugh Jackman recalls his Christmases in Australia, where a boxing kangaroo would visit each year. When Jackman s Dad, portrayed by Will Farrell, failed to best the kangaroo in a bout, the beast would take unfair advantage of the Dad in a rude way. Eventually, the young Jackman and his sister wonder if their Dad isn t purposely letting the kangaroo win.',' mikhail080@cs.com'),
('24079',' The host for the episode is Jack Burns, and the musical guest is Santana. The skits for this episode are as follows: John Belushi holds the network hostage and has to be tricked into saying the opening lines. Jack Burns gets to touch himself during the opening monologue. The Farbers invite the Coneheads over for drinks and dinner. A marine couple is married by a tough chaplain. Eliot Ness overthrows Indira Gandhi as part of the Untouchables. During the Weekend Update, the winners of the Oscars are announced from envelopes stolen before the ceremony. A pharmacist prescribes leeches for all his customers. Jack ruins a skit about a despondent businessman committing suicide and the rest of the cast all heckle him. Ricardo Montalban introduces a panty-gram service to send messages to friends and loved ones. Santana performs "Black Magic Woman" and "Europa".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24080',' The host for the episode is James Coburn, and the musical guest is Lindsey Buckingham. The skits for this episode are as follows: For President Reagan s birthday, Frank Sinatra performs a medley of songs about him, Nancy, and the rest of his staff. An elderly couple lets a young boy talk on the phone with his mother, then demands she pay $50,000 to them if she ever wants her son back. Tim takes his family to Disney World, only to catch his wife, Madge the chimpanzee, in bed having an affair with a gas station attendant. Mr. Robinson introduces more people in his neighborhood while trying to avoid his landlord. Jerry Falwell pitches an album of Jesus-themed rock and pop songs. Christine Ebersole is excited about her date with James Coburn, but fellow cast member Mary Gross points out some of the tell-tale signs that James is gay. Dan Rather interviews some of the victims of 60 Minutes. Other skits include unique perspectives, the Taboosters and  Don t Let It Show . Lindsey Buckingham performs "Bwana" and "Trouble".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24081',' The host for the episode is Jamie Lee Curtis, and the musical guests are James Brown and Ellen Shipley. The skits for this episode are as follows: The Mean Majority explain how things are going to change now that their man has won the presidency. For her opening monologue, Jamie Lee Curtis obliges the audience by screaming in terror. Over the course of the show, Brooke Shields gives three vacuous endorsements for Clovin Hind jeans. Jersey Guy Paulie Herman encounters a three-card monte dealer on the street. Two poetesses make their work famous by the only means available to them: committing suicide on live television. A public service announcement warns viewers of the dangers of playing poker while high on pot. Members of the Badgers Club get together to celebrate berating random people and insulting their waitress. An aspiring photographer plots to blow up the Statue of Liberty so he can take an award-winning photo. James Brown performs "Rapp Payback", plus a medley of his older hits, and Ellen Shipley performs "Fotogenic".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24082',' Sketches include "Hardball", "JJ Casuals", "Good Morning Meth", "The Falconer", "Thomas & Dobbins", "The Soaking Wet Killer", "Refurbishments", "Butt Pregnancy", "Stachin ", "McNutly & Sons", and "American Tasar". Foo Fighters perform "DOA" and "Best of You".',' Kim'),
('24083',' The host for the episode is Jill Clayburgh (her second appearance), and the musical guest is Eddie Money. The skits for this episode are as follows: Garrett Morris does a performance of "Danny Boy". An ad features the Royal Deluxe, a car smooth enough to perform circumcisions in the backseat while driving. At the Olympia diner, a new waitress finds the place hard to adjust to, while a woman who wants to put an ad in the window runs into difficulties. Leaonard Plinth-Garnell presents his reviews of bad one-man theater. Richard Herkiman puts on a performance from his shower. Beldar Conehead has an affair with a human woman, but soon after Prymaat catches him, her own affair with a human man is revealed. Eddie Money performs "Baby Hold On" and "Two Tickets to Paradise"',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24084',' The host for the episode is Jill Clayburgh, and the musical guests are Leon Redbone and The Singing Idlers. The skits for this episode are as follows: Chevy Chase, fed up with always starting the show by falling down, demands that he be given a chance to broaden his range. Jill Clayburgh talks about her date with Don Pardo, which Pardo keeps interrupting with game-show style patter. Garrett Morris announces that he, as a representative of black slavery, will accept white guilt payments. A series of great moments in women s history are presented. An accounting firm presents another tip to avoid taxes this year by turning your home into a church. Andy Kaufman sings along with a record of "Old McDonald" along with four people from the audience. A woman keeps asking her date what he s thinking about, only to surprise him when she tells him what she s really thinking about. A home movie sent in provides the first glimpse of a clay character named Mr. Bill. For the Weekend Update, Laraine Newman begins covering the election results in New Hampshire and Emily Litella gets upset over the deaf penalty. Leon Redbone performs "Ain t Misbehavin " and "Big Time Woman". The Singing Idlers perform "Semper Paratus" and "Sea Cruise (with Jill Clayburgh)".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24085',' The host for the episode is Jodie Foster, and the musical guest is Brian Wilson. The skits for this episode are as follows: Gilda Radner opens the show to explain why she won t be appearing much, while caption explain that she s been fired. Jodie Foster explains in her opening monologue that she s treated just like every other guest even though she s just 14. Chevy Chase advertises convenient feedbag dinners. Two Bees come into a girl s room claiming they re Peter Pan and Tinkerbee. Jodie demonstrates the new Puberty Helper to get teens through their awkward years. A man tries to get through the security gate at the airport, but his personal fetish causes a problem. An SNL fan is interviewed on why he likes the program. A schoolgirl with a crush on her teacher tries to say goodbye for the summer. For his 50th birthday, the cast re-enact the life of Don Pardo. A man is shocked to discover that his wife of six years isn t black. Mr. Mike tells Jodie a story about a little train that died. Brian Wilson performs "Back Home", "Love is a Woman" and "Good Vibrations".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24086',' The host for the episode is John Madden, and the musical guest is Jennifer Holliday. The skits for this episode are as follows: John Madden gives a talk from the Cincinnati Bengals locker room now that the football season is over and the Bengals have lost the Superbowl. Would-be hosts and other acting hopefuls are invited to enroll in the Johnny Carson School of Acting. Tom Snyder hosts a new kids program, the Uncle Tom Show, with special guests Captain Kangaroo and Buckwheat. Andy Kaufman comes on dressed as Elvis and performs some of the King s music. Other skits include Betty Beer, a poetry corner, Lou Grant, Mob Nicknames and Solomon & Pudge. Jennifer Holliday performs "And I Am Telling You I m Not Going" and "One Night Only".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24087',' The host for the episode is Johnny Cash, and the musical guest is Elton John. The skits for this episode are as follows: Andy Rooney stars as Ralph Kramden in an episode of The Honeymooners, doing his usual observational monologuing. When a condemned prisoner insists on his right to a final request just before execution, he gets Johnny Cash to sing "99,999 Bottles of Beer on the Wall". After coming back from another tropical vacation, Reagan opens up a dialog over the Falklands between Thatcher and Galtieri by having them act out a love scene together. Two women test their hair for dandruff by shaking it over Johnny Cash. A wandering poet muses on the beauty of the commuter train he s riding, but the other passengers don t share his enthusiasm. Johnny Cash performs "Ring Of Fire", "Folsom Prison Blues", "I Walk The Line" and "Sunday Morning Coming Down". Elton John performs "Empty Garden" and "Ball And Chain".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24088',' The musical guest is Jr. Walker & The All-Stars. There is no host. The skits for this episode are as follows: Chevy Chase finds Mr. Bill while rummaging through some supply closets. The two reminisce about old times until Chevy accidentally crushes Bill. Frank Sinatra puts on a show to encourage people to buy American cars by bashing everything Japanese. Bill Cosby sells light beer to kids. A husband accuses his chimpanzee wife of having an affair. During the Weekend Update, Raheem Abdul Muhammed gives a movie review but confuses  Altered States  with  Stir Crazy , Laurie Metcalf asks people on the street if they would take a bullet for Ronald Reagan, and Al Franken tells viewers to forget about SNL and just let the show die peacefully. An Italian father gives his son some advice on his wedding day. Irene Cara sings about how all her songs sound alike. Chevy tries to convince viewers that the show is getting better, but Robin Williams and Christopher Reeves come on to voice their disagreement. As a bag lady shuffles around outside, onlookers make comments about her. Jr. Walker & The All-Stars perform "Road Runner", "Shotgun", "How Sweet It Is" and "What Does It Take?"',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24089',' The host for the episode is Julian Bond, and the musical guests are Tom Waits and Brick. The skits for this episode are as follows: Emily Litella sings that her lover makes her feel like a national woman. An accountant advertises his tax preparation services from behind bars. On Black Perspectives, Julian Bond explains that light-skinned blacks are smarter than dark-skinned blacks. The mysterious Dr. X helps counsel a family through their problems. A model for Ebony advertises a hair lustre that comes in a fist-shaped can. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain is drowned out by the noise of a passing Concorde. In an ad for soup, the narrator forces a little girl to stick corn up her nose. Leonard Plith-Garnell reviews bad cinema. The Farbers talk to Julian Bond about racial tolerance. Mr. Mike tells his version of the Brer Rabbit story to Uncle Remus, in which the folk hero is skinned and eaten. Patti Smith talks about censorship in a Gary Weis film. George Wallace tries to rehabilitate the South s tarnished image. Tom Waits performs "Eggs & Sausages" and Brick performs "Dazz".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24090',' The host for the episode is Karen Black (her second appearance), and the musical guests are Cheap Trick and The Stanley Clarke Trio. The skits for this episode are as follows: During the Carters  last days in the White House, Rosalyn instructs Jimmy and Amy to take away everything they can carry. A music company pitches an album of classical works that inspired the hit songs of today. A foundation to help the tragically hip solicits donations. Game show host Phil Lively meets his new neighbors. President-elect Reagan decides to name Nancy as his Vice President after Frank Sinatra recommends her for the job. For the Rocket Report, Charles Rocket interviews a daredevil cab driver. A museum guard confesses to the Mona Lisa that he has to break off their relationship. During the Weekend Update, Mary Lou James present diet tips for the stupid, and Joe Piscopo tries to scalp a pair of tickets to the Super Bowl. Dan Rather leads an investigation into why there are no female reporters at CBS. A stroke victim attempts to communicate with his visitors at the hospital, but fails. Karen Black gets interviewed by Pinkie and Leo Waxman, but can t keep up with their constantly shifting topics. To let people know that  guns don t kill people, people kill people , the National Handgun Association presents a demonstration of a criminal using a black man to mug people. Cheap Trick performs "Baby Loves to Rock" and "Can t Stop but I m Gonna Try", and the Stanley Clarke Trio performs "Wild Dog".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24091',' The host for the episode is Karen Black, and the musical guest is John Prine. The skits for this episode are as follows: Chevy Chase returns after his injury and is pushed out of his wheelchair by John Belushi. Karen Black talks about her son and great mothers in history during her opening monologue. Baba Wawa interviews Indira Gandhi. Ford and Carter have another unusual debate. A re-run ad pitches amazing new triple-bladed razors. Amish crime fighters help out victims when catching crooks quickly isn t a priority. A wife feeds her husband Green Cross cupcakes since they re guaranteed not to cause cancer. Catherine the Great takes her horse as her new lover. A high school loser meets up with a former cheerleader at the lunch counter at Woolworth s and completely fails to make a good impression. Mr. Bill goes to a party where he suffers a variety of physical abuse. John Belushi sings "One for the Road" while a caption lists the number of crimes he s committed. John Prine performs "Hello in There", "The Bottomless Lake" and "Ten Cents a Dance".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24092',' The host for the episode is Kate Jackson, and the musical guest is Delbert McClinton. The skits for this episode are as follows: Network president Fred Silverman appears on Charlie s Angels where he reveals that he s a covert operative for ABC who has been deliberately sabotaging the network with terrible programming decisions, and then shares his plans with the angels for further damaging NBC s remaining popular shows. During Kate Jackson s monologue, she mentions that she used to be an NBC studio tour guide, and is then interrupted by a tour group passing through the studio. Lisa Loopner is upset to discover that Todd DiLaMuca has a crush on her mother s nurse. Fred Silverman reveals his new programming line-up, which includes giving more prime-time slots to McLean Stevenson and Tom Snyder, and having Rip Taylor anchor the evening news. During the Weekend Update, Roseanne Roseannadanna reports on the new King Tut exhibit, and Father Guido Sarducci talks about a UFO sighting. Andy Kaufman yodels while playing the bongos. When Kate tells Fred Silverman how dedicated and idealistic the rest of the SNL cast is, and how their principles are inspiring her to do more than just lowest-common-denominator television, Fred slaps her to bring her back to reality. Leonard Plinth-Garnell reviews bad cabaret for children. Mr. Bill takes up exercise, but gets pounded by his trainer, Sluggo. The Coneheads go to the movies, but Beldar freaks out after another moviegoer passes him a joint. Delbert McClinton performs "B Movie Box Car Blues" and "Talkin  About You".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24093',' The host for the episode is Kirk Douglas, and the musical guest is Sam & Dave. The skits for this episode are as follows: Gilda Radner brings her mother backstage to meet Kirk Douglas, but they are shocked to discover he s only four feet tall. For his opening monologue, Kirk reminisces about performing on stage in New York, then talks about his grandchildren and introduces his young god-daughter. A panel discusses the possibilities of Spartacus  personal life. A team of dentists is shrunken down to microscopic size to do hands-on work on Anwar Sadat s teeth. During the Weekend Update, an ad for Ronald Reagan s campaign showcases the actor s sense of humor, while Al Franken insists on reinstating the draft so he won t have to serve. Nick the lounge singer gives a drunken performance at a bar mitzvah. Tom Snyder invites the brothers of the presidential candidates for a group interview. Kirk does impersonations of Kirk Douglas impersonators. A lavatory attendant asks Kirk for an autograph while he s using the facilities. Sam & Dave perform "You Don t Know Like I Know" and "Mask of Fear".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24094',' The host for the episode is Kris Kristofferson, and the musical guest is Rita Coolidge. The skits for this episode are as follows: Kris Kristofferson sings "Help Me Make It Through The Night" after Chevy Chase falls out of bed, where he was with musical guest Rita Coolidge. After Kris  monologue, secretary Sherry Norwalk talks about how she got a job at SNL helping the writers come up with ideas by having sex with them. The Samurai general practitioner treats one of his patients. Jesse Owens presents a set of commemorative medals honoring white athletes. A clip from a new TV show called Police State is shown, about two cops in Los Angeles who respond to every call by killing anyone they encounter and then talking about where to go eat. Kris Kristofferson talks about how viewers can overcome the handicap of a good education to become successful country music stars. Kris gets reunited with the original Bobby McGee, only to find that she s now become a straight-laced suburban housewife married to a jealous handbag salesman. A woman gets set up for a blind date, only to discover that the date is her gynecologist. Two tramps wait around for a mysterious philosopher named Pardo. Kris Kristofferson performs "I ve Got a Life of My Own", Rita Coolidge performs " Hula Hoop", and together they perform "Eddie the Eunuch".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24095',' The host for the episode is Lauren Hutton, and the musical guests is Rick James & The Stone City Band. The skits for this episode are as follows: The Exxico corporation has a message for consumers everywhere: stay out of our way or we ll kill you. TransEastern Airlines welcomes passengers aboard with a message from each of the employees who do their part to flying as miserable an experience as possible. Another skit that was rejected for being too cheap is presented. Velvet Jones pitches more of the benefits of enrolling in his school of technology. William Burroughs reads poetry. A button marked  push to explode building  invites people to give it try. A bitter comedian rants about all the big stars that don t want him to open for their shows. Additional skits include Bill Cosby, Reagan s script, Whisper Bubble Bath, Harlequin Romances for men, Reach Out featuring Brooke Shields, and  Art is Ficial . Rick James & The Stone City Band perform "Give It To Me Baby" and "Super Freak".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24096',' The host for the episode is Lily Tomlin, but there is no musical guest. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Ford attempts to speak to the American people while also answering the phones, and manages to hit his head and tumble over his desk. Beethoven, struggling to come up with a new symphony, creates "Tie a Yellow Ribbon," "My Girl" and "What d I say?". The Land shark continues to prey on unsuspecting apartment dwellers, but just before the shark hunters can catch it, they are told to cut the skit short. A bellboy at the Atlanta Hotel is shocked to find a white woman and a black man staying together. Young Edith Ann talks about going ice skating with her dog. A commercial introduces Spud Beer for people whose electroshock therapy has rendered them senseless. Women starting work on a construction site take lessons in how to harass passing men. Patty Hearst receives a letter from one of her sorority sisters. A girl at a high school dance gossips with an unseen friend about their classmates. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase reports on CIA assassination attempts, Ronald Reagan s potential bid for the presidency, Franco s death, Eldridge Cleaver s return to America, and a new Peanuts character. Lily Tomlin performs "St. James Infirmary," "I Got You Babe" and "Bee Scat".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24097',' The host for the episode is Lily Tomlin (her second appearance), and the musical guest is James Taylor. The skits for this episode are as follows: For the opening skit, everyone is waiting around for Lily Tomlin to arrive, but she shows up late and announces she s not going to bother rehearsing for the show. After Lily s opening monologue, she begins talking about what she really thinks of the show, thinking that her microphone is off. President Ford gets into a strange debate with Jimmy Carter. During the Weekend Update, Laraine Newman reports on an outbreak of Legionnaire s disease and Emily Litella wonders about crustaceans hijacking airplanes. Ernestine the operator talks about why phone service is unreliable and why they don t care. A housewife is persuaded to perform a series of increasingly bizarre stunts. Lily finishes the show performing The Antler Dance with the SNL band. James Taylor performs "Shower the People", "Road Runner" and "Sweet Baby James".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24098',' Randy Newman is both the host and the musical guest for this episode, which is performed live in New Orleans for the Mardi Gras celebration. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Carter attempts to inspire Americans with a speech delivered from the rear end of a statue of Andrew Jackson on his horse, while Rosalyn frets over the fact that Jimmy has been up there for two days. For his opening monologue, Randy Newman sings about the floods that damaged New Orleans, then announces that SNL teams are in place to cover the passing of the Bacchus Parade. Jane Curtain and Buck Henry report on the crowds in the street, then watch the traditional  Let s hit Al Hirt in the Mouth with a Brick!  contest, in which Al Hirt gets pelted with debris as he attempts to play the trumpet. A repeat ad pitches Quarry, the breakfast cereal made entirely of minerals. Three women complain about the lack of men at the parade, then get picked up by a gang of biker bees. Garrett Morris performs a selection of songs by Fats Domino, but can only play the same bar of music for each. A Gary Weis film features an interview with a man who paints above-ground tombs in a cemetery. Tom Snyder stands in front of the Pink Lady strip club, where he interviews a bouncer named Honker and a dancer named Velocity. As Buck and Jane continue to wait for the Bacchus Parade to arrive, Baba Wawa interviews Henry Winkler on how he separates his own persona from his character, The Fonz. Ricky Mussolini performs a re-enactment of his grandfather s historic visit to New Orleans. Eric Idle attempts to interview Mardi Gras revelers, but the French Quarter café he s in is completely deserted. Another Gary Weis film shows a montage of signs all using the word Dixie. Penny Marshall reports from the Krewe of Apollo Ball, where all the attendees, both débutantes and escorts, are men. Stanley Kowalski stands in the street shouting for Stella, only to find he s in front of the wrong building. Paul Schaffer sings the Antler Dance song, while Mr. Mike dances and gets pelted with objects from the crowds. For the Weekend Update, Garrett Morris receives the combination to the city from Mayor Landrieau, Evel Kenivel jumps the Mardi Gras parade in his hospital bed, Larraine Newman interviews a man carrying on the Mardi Gras tradition of taping mice to his eyes, and Emily Litella interviews a liverboat captain. Captain Jean Lafitte insists that, despite his historical reputation, he is not a pirate. Back at the Krewe of Apollo Ball Penny Williams and Cindy Marshall report on the crowning of the Queen of the Ball. Back on the parade route, Buck and Jane give up on the Bacchus Parade showing up, and wish everyone a good night. Randy Newman performs "Louisiana 1927", "Marie", "Kingfish" and "Sail Away", and The New Leviathan Oriental Fox Trot Orchestra performs "Rebecca Came Back From Mecca".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24099',' The host for the episode is Louise Lasser, and the musical guest is The Preservation Hall Jazz Band. The skits for this episode are as follows: John Belushi and Chevy Chase have an argument over how the opening to the show should be done. After Louise Lasser s opening monologue, General Idi Amin comes on to warn viewers about the importance of checking oneself for V.D., using himself as an example of the effects of advanced-stage syphilis. In a parody of Swedish films, a couple involved in a secret affair fool death by sending him out for a pizza. An advertisement pitches potholders made from human hair. Chevy Chase presents the Weekend Update, with a special segment on Olga Korbut. Two teenage girls discuss the hazards of dating with a padded bra and whether they d want to see a guy naked. The Preservation Hall Jazz Band performs "Panama".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24100',' The host for this episode is Madeline Kahn, and the musical guest is Carly Simon. The skits for this episode are as follows: Ronald Reagan attempts to demonstrate that he s in tune with modern black culture, only to get punched out by the musician he keeps inadvertently insulting. A preview for the upcoming series, Wilderness Comedian, presents a man who does stand-up comedy for animals. Baba Wawa attempts to interview Marlene Dietrich, but neither can understand what the other is saying. At a slumber party, several girls are disgusted by the thought of how babies are made. A spokesman for impoverished families in Namibia asks people to please donate their fondue sets. The Bride of Frankenstein gets up from her slab and sings "I Feel Pretty". During the Weekend Update, Emily Litella wonders why everyone is upset over violins on television. Pat Nixon drunkenly writes her memoirs about Richard s nervous breakdown during his final days in the White House. Madeline Kahn performs "Lost in the Stars" and Carly Simon performs "You re So Vain" and "Half a Chance".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24101',' The host for the episode is Madeline Kahn (her second appearance), and the musical guest is Taj Mahal. The skits for this episode are as follows: After the opening monologue, a man talks about his favorite drink: Swill, a mineral water straight from Lake Erie. Leonard Plinth-Garnell provides a review of bad opera. The cast announces the first "Anyone Can Host" contest, in which a viewer from home will be chosen to host the show. Bianca Jagger talks with some of her close friends. A show takes a retrospective of the acid generation and tracks down where they ve gone. Madeline Kahn sings Silver Balls and Golden Pins". Taj Mahal performs "Queen Bee".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24102',' The host for the episode is Malcolm McDowell, and the musical guest is Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band. The skits for this episode are as follows: mother nags at her son to sit up straight as he s strapped into the electric chair. A nature program searches through urban America for the elusive black republican. A spokesman for American tobacco growers explains that lung cancer is actually caused by the lungs themselves, and not by smoking. Two British nobles develop the sport of serf-riding. The Reagans decide to adopt Amy Carter as their own White House daughter. The American Milk Association invites Alex DeLarge to speak on behalf of their product. During the Weekend Update, Charles Rocket reports on the trial of the Gang of Four, the Reagans  first visit to the White House, the seizure of a cargo ship in Miami, and the failure of the movie Heaven s Gate, Charles interviews John Lennon and Yoko Ono, only to find that John has become obsessed with housekeeping, and Joe Piscopo re-enacts the Leonard-Duran fight with toy robots. A dominatrix delivers the leather weather report, using her shackled slave as the map. Two hunters are eager for the opening day of Commie hunting season. For the Rocket Report, Charles tries to interview passers-by on Fifth Avenue, but nobody is eager to talk with him and answer his awkward questions. A wine connoisseur recommends American wines that go well with American foods. Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band perform "Hot Head" and "Ashtray Heart".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24103',' The host for the episode is Margot Kidder, and the musical guest is The Chieftans. The skits for this episode are as follows: DJ Dick Lankey broadcasts from Doyle s Tavern for St. Patrick s Day, where Mayor Daley s ghost is supposed to reappear. Margot Kidder s opening monologue is interrupted by technical difficulties when the entire camera crew gets completely drunk. An ad for the navy shows sailors scrubbing floors, working in the mess hall and sitting around watching TV. A female bank executive on a business trip finds that her company has arranged for a male prostitute to spend the night with her. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on Richard Nixon s grandson and a monkey shortage in medical research, Bill Murray wishes a happy hundredth birthday to Albert Einstein, Father Guido Sarducci vents about favoritism regarding American and Irish saints, and Jane and Dan debate Lee Marvin s palimony case. Superman and Lois Lane, now married, are having a party, but when Superman changes into Clark Kent, Lois confesses to him that she s been unfaithful. Al Franken complains that his face and name are being used to sell FrankenBerry cereal, and then tries to drum up sympathy for a sick homeless man. A group of women discuss the problems with men. Mr. Bill tries to hide when Mr. Hands comes to take him bowling, but he ends up getting crushed under a bowling ball. The Chieftans perform "If I Had Maggie in the Woods" and "Morning Dew".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24104',' The host for the episode is Martin Sheen, and the musical guest is David Bowie. The skits for this episode are as follows: A little girl keeps finding increasingly scary things hiding in her bedroom, but her parents explain away each one of them and yell for her to go to sleep. Advertisements pitch Le Shoe shoes, Martin Sheen hairspray, Foreveready batteries and the Minolta AM-3 camera. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on the Reagan election campaign, Canadian PM Joe Clark s political troubles, the health risks of late-pregnancy sex, and an investigation into price-gouging by the oil companies, Bill Murray reviews new movie releases, panning films made by recent SNL alumni. Other skits include striking teachers, first love, criminals, and a revision of Freudian theory. David Bowie performs "The Man Who Sold the World", "TVC-15" and "Boys Keep Swinging".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24105',' The host for the episode is Mary Kay Place, and the musical guest is Willie Nelson. The skits for this episode are as follows: At the start of the show, the cast decides to make this episode the peppiest ever. A perfume called Hey You is advertised as perfect for one-night stands. A speaker talks about dangerous and harmful insects. Leonard Plinth-Garnell gives his reviews of bad musicals. Bobbi Farber talks about the meaning of Hanukkah. Willie Nelson performs "Whiskey River", Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain" and "Something to Brag About" (with Mary Kay Place).',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24106',' The host for the episode is Maureen Stapleton, and the musical guests are Linda Rondstadt and Phoebe Snow (her third appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: Ray the telepsychic answers questions from callers to his cable TV show and gives advice on home repairs, marital infidelity and lost relatives. An ad for the navy presents some of the less glamorous jobs it entails. Idi Amin shows up as someone s house guest. A Roach brothel attracts insects even better than a roach motel. Nick the lounge singer performs at the TransEastern. Dolly Parton speaks to a group of Veterans of Foreign Hairdos. Mr. Bill and Spot get beaten and abused by Mr. Hands and Sluggo. Linda Rondtadt and Phoebe Snow perform "It s In His Kiss" and "The Married Men" together.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24107',' The host for the episode is Michael Palin, and the musical guest is Eugene Record. The skits for this episode are as follows: For his opening monologue, Michael Palin comes out as a manager trying to stall for time while the real Michael is getting ready, and proceeds to put on a song and dance that has him stuffing cats down his pants. John Belushi pitches Little Chocolate Donuts. H&L Brock demonstrate just how far they ll go to save money on taxes. Lisa Loopner chases Todd out of the room so she can take her piano lesson in peace, but her teacher then attempts to kiss her. Mr Bill tries to pay his taxes, but ends up getting mangled and beaten again. Eugene Record performs "Have You Seen Her?" and "Trying to Get to You".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24108',' The host for the episode is Michael Palin (his third appearance), and the musical guest is James Taylor (his second appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: Fred Silverman defends the programming decisions he s made over the past year and announces that he s picking Gary Coleman to be his new Executive Vice President. In the further adventures of Miles Cowperthwaite, Miles enters the service of Captain Ned and sets sail aboard the Raging Queen. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on President Carter s gasoline rationing plan and the loss of Skylab, then gets snapped at by an angry Margaret Thatcher, Bill Murray reports on Chico Escuela s failed attempt at a return to Major League Baseball, and Father Guido Sarducci discusses an unexplained object in the sky as well as his plans to start a Shrine-mobile service. President Carter presents the Boulevard of Proud Chicano Cars. Tom Snyder talks about his mother on the Tomorrow Show. Mr. Bill attempts to run away, but Mr. Hands finds him and soon crushes Mr. Bill and Spot in his car. James Taylor performs "Johnnie Comes Back", "Up On The Roof" and "Millworker".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24109',' The host for the episode is Michael Palin (his second appearance), and the musical guest is The Doobie Brothers. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Carter delivers his State of the Union address despite his painful hemorrhoids, but the speech is peppered with references to the affliction. Lisa Loopner has another piano lesson with her lecherous teacher, Mr. Brighton. A discussion panel looks at the topic of what would have happened if Superman had landed in Nazi Germany instead of the United States. During the Weekend Update, Chico Escuela gives the sports news, while Father Guido Sarducci gives the latest report on events in the Catholic Church. Mr. Bill gets called in to court, where he is pounded with a gavel, sees his mother and dog torn apart, and ends up strapped to the electric chair. The Doobie Brothers perform "What a Fool Believes" and "Taking It to the Streets".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24110',' The host for the episode is Michael Sarrazin, and the musical guests are Keith Jarrett and Gravity. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Carter delivers a special message for the viewers at home. After Michael Sarrazin s opening monologue, a re-run ad pitches Angora Bouquet, a skin soap that contains tranquilizers. E Buzz Miller presents a series of exercise tips with his assistant, but each suggestion is another opportunity for him to make lewd comments. Gilda Radner appears in a European-style art film about a beloved actress trying to run away from the hectic life of fame. Keith Jarrett performs two instrumental pieces.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24111',' The host for the episode is Milton Berle, and the musical guest is Ornette Coleman. The skits for this episode are as follows: The men of the cast open by performing the intro from Milton Berle s old Texaco Star Theater program. Music host Don Kirshner presents the Village Persons, who perform their new disco song "Bend Over, Chuck Berry". Joan Face interviews Irving Mainway, who attempts to defend the attractions at his new theme park, including getting stuffed in a burlap sack and thrown in a lake, riding a shopping cart down into a gravel pit, and playing in a lot full of abandoned refrigerators. Other skits include Milton Berle s Japanese writers, Buddy Pine s Launching Pad, and the Widette family. Milton Berle performs "Times Square" and Ornette Coleman performs "September Song".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24112',' The host for the episode is Miskel Spillman, and the musical guest is Elvis Costello. The skits for this episode are as follows: The cast are thrown into a panic when they learn that John Belushi had Miskel Spillman smoke one of his joints to calm down before the show, and she s now completely stoned. Buck Henry introduces Miskell for her opening monologue, still high on John s pot. The Date the Self-Conscious Association helps self-conscious people by fixing them up with very obnoxious, tactless or stupid dates. A poor couple struggle to give each other gifts for Christmas. E. Buzz Miller presents selected items from his collection of art featuring naked women. A college student coming home for the holidays introduces his 80-year-old girlfriend to his parents. An alcoholic Santa taunts a little girl asking for presents. Mr. Mike tells a least-loved bedtime story about The Soiled Kimono. Elvis Costello performs "Watching the Detectives" and "Radio, Radio".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24113',' The host for the episode is Norman Lear, and the musical guest is Boz Scaggs. The skits for this episode are as follows: Chevy Chase, in the hospital after injuring himself in the previous episode, coaches Gilda Radner through the opening via telephone. Norman Lear gets to hear what the actors in his shows really think of him. Jimmy Carter discusses lust in his heart and looks forward to more lusting as president. Norman Lear reviews the pilot of a new show about a family of snake handlers in Pittsburgh. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain discusses the Ford-Carter debate, Patty Hearst s sentencing, Elton John s sexuality and the sex lives of nuns, while Laraine Newman reports from Times Square for the upcoming Jewish New Year. The women of SNL sing a get-well song for Chevy, wishing he would fall for them. A spokesman from the U.S. Council of Standards and Measures talks about the advantages of switching over to metric time. A divorce lawyer gets rough with his client while trying to make her claims sound believable. Boz Scaggs performs "Low Down" and "What Can I Say?"',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24114',' The host for the episode is O.J. Simpson, and the musical guest is Ashford & Simpson. The skits for this episode are as follows: Gilda Radner opens the show by answering questions supposedly from the audience. O.J. Simpson gives him opening monologue dressed as a Conehead. Samurai Futaba goes to a disco. Babe Ruth promises a dying child that he ll hit a home run for him, and then fails to do so. A pitchman touts the advantages of a hair clipper made especially for Mohawks. Al Franken attempts to tell jokes despite suffering from a brain tumor. E. Buzz Miller presents several clips of animals having sex, and gets increasingly turned on by them. O.J. reprises his famous Hertz car rental ad. Ashford & Simpson perform "So, So Satisfied", and "Don t Cost You Nothing".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24115',' The host and musical guest for the episode is Olivia Newton-John. The skits for this episode are as follows: An ad for TransEastern Airlines lets travelers know that every TransEastern employee is doing their part to ensure your trip is as miserable as possible. Frank Sinatra joins up with Stevie Wonder for a duet in the style of  Ebony and Ivory , but the result is marked by Frank s crassness. Tim continues to have more problems in his marriage with Madge the Chimpanzee. Rod Serling presents an episode of The Twilight Zone that looks at the possibility of Hitler being in Heaven. Additional skits include Not a Record Ad, Business Talk, Grease, Sports Organ Classics, and The Clams. Olivia Newton-John performs "Physical", "Make a Move on Me" and "Landslide".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24116',' There is no host for the episode, but the musical guests are Paul Simon (his fourth appearance, second as musical guest), James Taylor (his third appearance) and David Sanborn. The skits for this episode are as follows: For the hundredth episode, Garrett Morris holds a séance backstage to contact the spirits of the departed, and instead finds John Belushi, who is annoyed at being called in to do such a bit part. Bill Murray sings about how much he loves living in New York. The Horizon Television advertises itself as the biggest TV ever, though the screen is still just 12 inches. Sean the Leprechaun keeps getting caught by treasure-seekers because he s as big as a regular person. Todd DiLaMuca attempts to run for class president, but a smear campaign by his rival derails his hopes. During the Weekend Update, Bill Murray reports on the Ayatollah s hat-buying habits, Jane Curtain reports a false story about Walter Cronkite in the hopes of getting a date with him, and Roseanna Roseannadanna starts talking about breastfeeding but gets sidetracked about Bo Derek s nose hair. The Minstrels of Newcastle prepare for a performance but the drummer cant get the beat right. James Taylor & Paul Simon perform "Cathy s Clown", "Sunny Skies" and "Take Me to the Mardi Gras. David Sanborn performs "Anything You Want".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24117',' The host for the episode is Paul Simon (his second appearance), and the musical guest is George Harrison. The skits for this episode are as follows: George Harrison feels that he should receive the $3000 Lorne Michaels promised the Beatles for appearing on the show, while Paul Simon has doubts about the costume he s been asked to wear. Paul Simon starts to sing "Still Crazy After All These Years" dressed as a turkey, but gives up halfway through and tells Lorne he won t do it. A housewife raves about mineral-packed Quarry cereal. Baba Wawa interviews Henry Kissenger. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on contraceptives, expenditures by the Carter campaign, Morris the Cat s attempted suicide, and a new strain of gonorrhea. Rod Serling presents an episode of the Twilight Zone in which three actresses end up in a motel room with a television show presenter. A violent renegade named Billy Paul fights racism at an ice cream parlor. Paul Simon performs "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover", "Something So Right" and "Bridge Over Troubled Water". Paul Simon and George Harrison perform "Here Comes the Sun" and "Homeward Bound". George Harrison performs "Crackerbox Palace" and "This Song".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24118',' The host for the episode is Paul Simon, and the musical guests are Randy Newman and Phoebe Snow. The skits for this episode are as follows: former Chicago Seven member Billy Rubin pitches graffiti wallpaper. The Bees are informed by Paul Simon that their skit has been cut from this week s show. Albert Brooks presents a film of failed Candid Camera-style stunts. A mock commercial demonstrates the strength of Try-Hard batteries in a head-to-head contest powering pacemakers. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase reports about President s Ford s car accident and Muhammad Ali s newest name change, while Marv Albert reports on a basketball game between Paul Simon and Connie Hawkins.Paul Simon performs "Still Crazy After All These Years," "Marie," "My Little Town," "American Tune," "Loves Me Like a Rock" (with Jesse Dixon), "The Boxer" (with Art Garfunkel), "Scarborough Fair" (with Art Garfunkel), and "Gone at Last" (with Phoebe Snow and Jesse Dixon). Randy Newman performs "Sail Away". Art Garfunkel performs "I Only Have Eyes for You". Phoebe Snow performs "No Regrets".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24119',' The host for the episode is Peter Boyle, and the musical guest is Al Jarreau. The skits for this episode are as follows: A restaurant customer in 1929 Chicago asks the waiter to park his car for him, sending the man into the St. Valentine s Day Massacre. Peter Boyle sings a love song to his girlfriend for the opening monologue, oblivious to the fact that she s making out with another man. The Samurais decide to get divorced and must go about splitting their assets, as well as dividing custody of their daughter. Three little girls lip-sync a Natalie Cole song. A pair of drugged-out hippies invite their neighbor in after he receives some of their mail. Ricardo Montalban pitches a new car that seems to be falling apart. The Bees take on the Wasps in a tag-team wrestling match. A reporter interviews "Mr. X", Richard Nixon in disguise, over his new activities. Gary Weis presents a film of children reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Two Brando impersonators have a quote duel. A woman convinces her suspicious husband that all the men he finds in their house are actually household appliances. Garrett Morris recites an obscene valentine for a shocked Gilda Radner. For the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase comments on Patty Hearst and the Winter Olympics, while Emily Litella rants about money spent on canker research. Al Jarreau performs "We Got By" and "Somebody s Watching You".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24120',' The hosts for the episode are Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, and the musical guest is Neil Sedaka. The skits for this episode are as follows: A bomb squad is called in to investigate a mysterious package, but unfortunately does not defuse it in time. A casting director for a new Tarzan movie is faced with an aspiring actor auditioning for the lead role, despite having one leg. A maximum-security prison holds auditions for a production of Gigi, in which several of the inmates perform songs they ve prepared. Don Pardo presents a luxury vacation plan from inside an elevator. A reporter interviews the owner of the Frog and Peach restaurant about their choice of cuisine. Gary Weis presents a film about novelty store items. A British version of Sonny & Cher sing their own rendition of "I Got You Babe" that turns nasty. A reporter conducts an interview with a male-impersonator actress named Sheila. A team of doctors decides to harvest a body for organs after their patient dies, even though the patient is raising protests. Matthew interviews a shepherd who saw the Baby Jesus for the new Gospel he s working on. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase gets a wrong number while trying to reach an Angolan prison, Emily Litella gets confused over Soviet Jewelry, and Laraine Newman conducts interviews in the street on the topic of abortion. Neil Sedaka performs "Breaking Up is Hard to Do" and "Lonely Night".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24121',' The host for the episode is Ralph Nader, and the musical guest is George Benson. The skits for this episode are as follows: Ralph Nader announces that he s going to relax and have fun for this week s show, but soon begins lecturing everyone on safety hazards throughout the studio. During Ralph s opening monologue, he rails against NBC s parent corporation, RCA, only to be cut off by a technical glitch. A grandfather waiting for his grandson to call starts ranting about the boy s thoughtlessness. A convict goes through a dress rehearsal for a televised execution. Baba Wawa pitches her new show featuring her talking to herself. Ralph has a dream in which President Carter explains his plan to revive the Confederacy. During the Weekend Update, John Belushi calls in to complain that nobody s visited him in the hospital and gets upset that everyone is so happy that Bill Murray has joined the cast, Jane Curtain reports on the change in administrations and the sentencing of Claudine Longet, and Emily Litella wonders why people want to make Puerto Rico a steak. Andy Kaufman performs several Elvis songs. Beldar and Prymaat Conehead explain the family s origins to their daughter Connie before her big date. Ralph performs stress tests on inflatable sex dolls. Teens ask Ralph questions about himself and his work that belie their lack of awareness. George Benson performs "Masquerade" and "Gonna Love You More".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24122',' The host for the episode is Raquel Welch, and the musical guests are Phoebe Snow (her second appearance) and John Sebastian. The skits for this episode are as follows: Chevy Chase presents the an award for best performance by a political actor, but becomes angered when he gets handed a card telling him to stop talking and just do the fall already. During Raquel Welch s monologue, she is joined by Joe Cocker in a duet performance of "Superstar". An ad pitches a new Purina pet food for rats. A spokesman from the U.S. Council of Standards and Measures presents a new streamlined metric alphabet. Two sportscasters present the results from the Claudine Longet Ski Invitational, in which every competitor gets  accidentally  shot by Claudine as they go down the slope. During the weekend update, Laraine Newman looks at the results of the preliminary party elections and Baba Wawa complains about Tom Snyder s hair. Producer Lorne Michaels makes an offer to pay the Beatles $3000 if the come on the show to give a reunion performance. At a mental hospital, the Bees want to watch the Academy Awards, but the evil Nurse Ratched won t let them. Raquel Welch performs "Ain t Necessarily So", Phoebe Snow performs "All Over" and "Two-Fisted Love", John Sebastian performs "Welcome Back".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24123',' The host and musical guest for the episode is Ray Charles. The skits for this episode are as follows: The Godfather discusses with Tom Hagen the effects of letting NBC do a series about their life, and whether they should allow this to continue. During his opening monologue, Ray Charles talks about what SNL had to do to get him to come on the show. President Carter delivers a message to the United States. Howdy Doody s widow talks about life with the former star. Tom Snyder talks about returning to New York and interviews Ray Charles. Evelyn Woodski offers people the opportunity to learn how to read slower. A burglary takes place during a blackout. Mr. Mike tries to trick Ray with a fake painting, only to have Ray reveal he has a trick planned of his own. Ray Charles performs "I Can See Clearly Now", "What d I Say" and "Oh What a Beautiful Morning", as well as a medley of his other works.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24124',' The host for the episode is Ray Sharkey, and the musical guest is Jack Bruce & Friends. The skits for this episode are as follows: Jimmy the Weasel tells the truth and gets a bullet for his troubles. A special translator is called in when a WASP tries to express emotion. Valley girls Vickie and Debbie head down to a new wave club where they meet punk rocker Tommy Torture. A despondent Jimmy Carter drowns his sorrows at a bar as Reagan s inauguration looms closer. Dr. Gazzara, representing Citizens for a Better America, invites Ronald Reagan to give him a  hum job . During the Weekend Update, Eddie Murphy asks that the draft board pass him over in favor of Garrett Morris, since Garrett is now out of work. A horror movie features people being attacked by smile faces. A salesman approaches childless couples in the park and offers to sell them black market white babies. Eddie Murphy does a stand-up routine about insult contests popular in black neighborhoods. Jack Bruce & Friends perform "Dancing on Air" and "Living Without Ya".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24125',' The hosts for the episode are Richard Benjamin (his second appearance) and Paula Prentiss, and the musical guest is The Grateful Dead (their second appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: News Anchor Frank Reynolds reports that President Carter is now a hostage in the White House. Paula Prentiss begins her opening monologue, only to be confronted by Richard Benjamin, who is upset that his monologue was cut. A husband has an affair with another woman in a hotel room, but becomes overwhelmed with fear and guilt at the thought of his wife finding out. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on the impending eruption of Mt. St. Helens and the results of the 1980 census, Bill Murray reports on Dan Rather going undercover in Afghanistan and George Bush reverting to his CIA training during a speech, and Al Franken explains how he cheats on his taxes. An assertiveness training instructor teaches her students how to stand up for themselves. A group of neighbors are joined together by their love of Joey Bishop. The Grateful Dead perform "Alabama Getaway" and "Saint of Circumstances".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24126',' The host for the episode is Richard Benjamin, and the musical guest is Rickie Lee Jones. The skits for this episode are as follows: At Two Mile Island Nuclear Power plant, a worker accidentally spills a soft drink on the control panel, causing a massive leak of radiation. When President Carter goes to investigate the situation, he insists that his background in nuclear engineering qualifies him to enter the reactor chamber, exposing him to a dose of radiation that causes him to grow to nearly one hundred feet tall. Todd DiLaMuca borrows his older brother s apartment in the hopes of putting the moves on Lisa Loopner. Other skits include a scene at a Scottish restaurant and a  Bird for All Seasons , as well as a re-run of the Little Chocolate Donuts advertisement. Rickie Lee Jones performs "Chuck E s in Love" and "Coolsville".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24127',' The host for the episode is Richard Dreyfuss, and the musical guests are Jimmy Buffett and Gary Tigerman. The skits for this episode are as follows: A presentation on Paraquat shows how the chemically treated marijuana makes its way into the U.S. Richard Dreyfuss performs Hamlet for his opening monologue after John Belushi taunts him over his Best Actor Oscar, but ends up in a fight with John instead. A man obsessed with a tower-like vision he had sees Beldar Conehead in a TV commercial and rushes to the Conehead household just as an emissary is arriving from Remulak. Dreyfuss tests viewers on their knowledge of sex. During the Weekend Update, Bill Murray heckles Richard Dreyfuss during his review of the Oscar winners, and Jane Curtain snaps at Roseanne Roseannadanna for getting sidetracked about rude bodily functions. Nick the lounge singer entertains couples at a honeymoon resort. David Susskind interviews celebrities together with their mothers. Father Guido Sarducci gives the report on things at the Vatican. Jimmy Buffett performs "Son of a Son of a Sailor", Gary Tigerman performs "White Oaxacan Moon", and Richard Dreyfuss performs "I Want to Be Seduced".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24128',' The host for the episode is Richard Pryor, and the musical guest is Gil Scott-Heron. The skits for this episode are as follows: Garrett Morris tricks Chevy Chase into taking a bad fall during a skit. Richard Pryor does an opening monologue about why he doesn t drink or take LSD. A man checks into a hotel managed by a samurai who speaks no English. A black author talks about his latest book in which he disguises himself as white. A woman tries to identify her attacker from a series of stacked line-ups. An interview for a job using word association turns racially tense. Two men discuss a hockey game while playing Pong. A father complaining that blacks are taking over is oblivious to the fact that his entire family has turned black. A major accidentally uses a piece of new equipment that was intended for emergencies. In a sequel to The Exorcist, Regan manages to push both priests over the edge. Albert Brooks tries to make another film while sick in bed. Richard Pryor witnesses a conspiracy theorist get gunned down just before announcing the truth about the JFK assassination. Shelly Pryor sings a song about carousel horses. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase comments on homosexuality in sports, Kissinger s accent, and Franco s continuing death. Emily Litella delivers an impassioned speech on busting children. Gil Scott-Heron performs "Johannesburg" and "A Lovely Day".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24129',' The host for the episode is Rick Nelson, and the musical guest is Judy Collins. The skits for this episode are as follows: Radio DJ Dick Lanky takes a variety of phone calls from listeners and tries to find out if astronaut Frank Borman flies for Eastern Airlines. In an episode of The Twilight Zone, Ricky Nelson keeps finding himself in the worlds of Leave it to Beaver, My Three Sons and other 60 s family shows. Ricky Nelson joins Dolly Parton and Bob Marley for a benefit concert to raise money for yeast infection research, but punk rocker Candy Slice shows up drunkenly incoherent. During the Weekend Update, Chico Escuela gives the sports report. An art segment takes a look at the years Picasso spent in New York. Judy Collins performs "Hard Times for Lovers" and Ricky Nelson performs "Hello Mary Lou", "Travelin  Man", "Fools Rush In" and "Dream Lover".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24130',' The host for the episode is Rob Reiner, but there is no musical guest. The skits for this episode are as follows: a man in a wheelchair inadvertently discovers he can walk, but is unable to repeat the miraculous feat. Rob Reiner performs a number of lounge-singer acts. The National Pancreas Association stresses the importance of taking good care of your pancreas. Rob Reiner, together with his wife Penny Marshall, honors some of the more popular fashion faux-pas. The Golden Needles voodoo acupuncture technique offers healing without surgery. Andy Kaufmann sings along with a record of Pop Goes the Weasel. In an interview with Squeaky Fromme, Fromme keeps trying to assassinate the interviewer, only to fail each time. Dance group The Lockers perform a comic dance. A man speaks out against defamation of droolers. An ad for a moving company promotes their skill at moving people from place to place, though not their belongings. A pair of nuns attempt to emcee their church s talent night. Albert Brooks presents a film about heart surgery. Gilda Radner recites a list of things she ate that day. Rob Reiner blows up at having his ending skit interrupted by the Bees, only to have his rant backfire. During the Weekend Update, Don Pardo is kidnapped and used by the kidnappers to announce their demands.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24131',' The host for the episode is Robert Conrad, and the musical guest is The Allman Brothers Band. The skits for this episode are as follows: Judge Wapner oversees a lawsuit against Velvet Jones in The People s Court. Velvet Jones shows up in the Wild Wild Wild West. A skit looks at babies in makeup. Velvet Jones and Jersey Guy Paulie Herman give their thoughts on whether some characters are becoming over-exposed. Vic Salukin appears on Battle of the Week. Andy Rooney gives another rambling monologue on the little things that bother him. The Allman Brothers Band performs "Midnight Rider", "Southbound" and "One Way Out".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24132',' The host for the episode is Robert Culp, and the musical guest is The Charlie Daniels Band. The skits for this episode are as follows: Billie Jean King joins Bill Cosby in a new episode of I-Spy. Aging hippies have to face the fact that they re entering the Middle Age of Aquarius. A new production of Annie casts James Brown in the title role. A repeat skit looks at babies in makeup. Additional skits include Party Girl, Uterus, Sunken Submarine and Happy Mayonnaise Palace. The Charlie Daniels Band performs "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" and "Still In Saigon".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24133',' The host for the episode is Robert Hayes, and the musical guests are Joe  King  Carrasco & The Crown and 14 Karat Soul. The skits for this episode are as follows: Ted Koppel announces that now that the hostages are safely back from Iran, NBC News will continue to harass their families as they count the former hostages  days out of captivity. For his opening monologue, Robert Hays notes that NBC will be using a new instant Neilsen Rating system to let everyone know how popular the show is, then is forced to start ad-libbing provocative topics to get the ratings back up. A Native American pitches the psychedelic pleasures of mushroom-based Dazola spread. Robert finds an inflatable prostitute in his hotel room, accompanied by her inflatable pimp. A sports reporter interviews video game champion Eddie Atari. NBC holds a telethon to help save the network. Three panelists discuss the upcoming Super Bowl, getting outrageously worked up over the game s importance. When the musician hired for a funeral can t make it, a ballpark organist fills in. For the Weekend Update, Charles Rocket reports on Jimmy Carter and Walter Mondale adjusting to life after politics, Tiffany Fleur presents the new fashions for engineers, Joe Piscopo uses a tabletop football game to preview the Super Bowl, and Eddie Murphy discusses how the recent Iranian crisis has affected his drug purchases. For the Rocket Report, Charles examines President Reagan s daily schedule. Eddie Murphy promises that he won t let stardom go to his head now that he s been hired as a full cast member. 14 Karat Soul performs "I Wish That We Were Married" and "This Time It s For Real" and Joe  King  Carrasco & The Crown performs "Don t Bug Me Baby".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24134',' The host for the episode is Robert Klein, and the musical guests are ABBA and Loudon Wainwright III. The skits for this episode are as follows: Sherry wins the Miss America beauty pageant, but refuses to accept the honor. Two men discuss the results of their latest mid-term exam while playing Pong. One of the Bees delivers an inspirational message for the Bicentennial about moments in Bee history. An interviewer asks Greg Allman about his love life, but Allman keeps trying to steer the conversation elsewhere. Director Sam Peckinpah describes his vision to a new actress, steadily brutalizing her in the process. A parody ad for Jamitol features a husband and his exhausted wife. An exterminator, horrified at the prospect of killing, shows his partner a film about the history of cockroaches. Gilda Radner offers viewers a number of fire safety tips. A commercial offers viewers a way to save money when shopping with their own pricing gun. Emily Litella appears to pitch her new book. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase reports on President Ford bumping his head on a little girl, George Wallace s next run for president, and the execution of David and Julia Eisenhower. Robert Klein performs "I Can t Stop My Leg". Loudon Wainwright performs "Bicentennial" and "Unrequited to the Nth Degree". ABBA performs "S.O.S." and "Waterloo".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24135',' The host for the episode is Robert Klein (his second appearance), and the musical guest is Bonnie Raitt. The skits for this episode are as follows: Mr. Mike sings with Tina Turner and tells a story about a rabbit that gets mangled in factory machinery. For his opening monologue, Robert Klein talks about anti-Semitism at his old college. The Olympia diner serves only cheeseburgers, Pepsi and chips. The X-police burst in on a couple for cohabitating, kill the girlfriend and frame the boyfriend for murder. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on a nuclear-powered satellite that crashed into a Nova Scotia lobsterbed, and Roseanne Roseannadanna explains what an aneurysm is. Nick the lounge singer performs badly for a ski lodge. As the rest of the show continues, reports of monster lobsters start coming in, until the studio is overrun and by them and everyone killed. Bonnie Raitt performs "Runaway" and "Give It All Up or Let Me Go" (with Robert Klein).',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24136',' The host for the episode is Robert Urich, and the musical guest is Mink DeVille. The skits for this episode are as follows: Before the show, the cast compares host Robert Urich with Burt Reynolds. Buckwheat performs with his backup singers, Da Dupreems. A repeat skit about a boy away from home calling his mother with a ransom demand. Paul Harvey gives the news and tells anecdotes about the lives of famous people. Raheem Abdul Muhammad reviews more films. A new version of Dr. Strangelove features President Reagan and Edwin Meese. An ad urges people to go out and treat themselves to fur. Dr. Jack Badofsky returns to Weekend Update for another health report. In a monster movie, a Thing destroys Tokyo. Additional skits include buying a bullet for a hungry kid, the Golden Age School of Obedience, koala embryos, the headline challenge, and low-class Italian theater. Mink DeVille performs "Maybe Tomorrow" and "Love and Emotion".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24137',' There is no host for the episode, but the musical guest is Rod Stewart. The skits for this episode are as follows: Little Richard Simmons gets fat people to exercise as he sings updated versions of his rock classics. Andy Rooney starts musing about shoes, and gets sidetracked onto random thoughts about Nazis and his co-workers  names. A literary critic introduces the next generation of great writers, all of whom are just getting out of prison. Muammar Khaddaffi shows off his latest fashions. A man gets over-attached to a woman he has a one-night stand with, to the point of being oblivious when she gets a phone call saying her father has just died. While at her father s funeral, a woman has to deal with selfish and insensitive relatives, followed by an old one-night stand who won t leave her alone. Christine Ebersol, the wife of producer Dick Ebersol, asks viewers to send in their home movies, then introduces a film about John Lennon produced by Yoko Ono.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24138',' The host for the episode is Rodney Dangerfield, and the musical guest is The J. Geils Band. The skits for this episode are as follows: Rodney Dangerfield tries to get ready for the show but finds that Father Guido Sarducci is using his dressing room to sleep in. During his opening monologue, Rodney discusses the lack of respect he gets in his sex life and his childhood. At a sperm bank, all the customers want their children fathered by Rodney, but the donor is having a hard time keeping up with demand. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on President Carter s foreign policy gaffes and the FDA s ruling on artificial sweeteners, Bill Murray reports on a suppressed 60 Minutes report and Muhammad Ali s latest bout, then scolds Jerry Mathers for spreading rumors that he died in Vietnam. A substitute judge takes over a courtroom for a day, but finds that everyone is more interested in tricking him into letting them goof off. The J. Geils Band performs "Love Stinks" and "Sanctuary".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24139',' The host for the episode is press secretary to President Ford Ron Nessen, and the musical guest is Patti Smith. The skits for this episode are as follows: The opening act features a return of the dead string quartet. Ron Nessen s opening monologue includes a message from the actual President Ford. An ad for the Bass o  Matic promises a new way for viewers to enjoy bass. Nessen asks the president for permission to appear on a new comedy show, then briefs his boss on his daily schedule. A string of jam advertisers pitch products with increasingly disgusting names, since they must taste good to sound so repulsive. A number of skits feature historic figures like Catherine the Great, Oedipus and Thomas Jefferson. During the Weekend Update, Emily Litella becomes upset over presidential erections. Gary Weis presents a film about the dumps that handle New York s garbage, and the men who work there. An ad pitches new Autumn Fizz carbonated douche. Billy Crystal performs a stand-up routine about the old-time jazz greats he used to know. Re-run ads pitch graffiti wallpaper and Try-hard batteries. Patti Smith performs "Gloria" and "My Generation".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24140',' The host for the episode is Ruth Gordon, and the musical guest is Chuck Berry. The skits for this episode are as follows: John Belushi s doctor announces that he will cut off the cast s drug supply if they don t put John in tonight s show. Barbra Streisand performs a song that s all about herself. Emily Litella visits with her sister to talk about current events. Dino De Laurentis gives an interview with Tom Snyder about his new remake of King Kong, claiming that his ape was much easier to work with than the original Kong. During the Weekend Update, Laraine Newman interviews President Carter s mother, and Jane Curtain reports on the inauguration, a restaurant hold up, and elections in India, then scolds Emily Litella for not preparing a report this week. In a Gary Weis film, Garrett Morris  girlfriend complains about his long absences. An elderly woman takes a job as a hooker. A little girl and her babysitter compare notes on where babies come from. Mr. Bill gets chopped apart by Sluggo the Magician. Ricky Jay performs several magic tricks for the audience. E. Buzz Miller gets turned on by an anthropologist s film about a remote native tribe. Mr. Mike tells a bedtime story about a worm who gets run over by a truck. Chuck Berry performs "Johnny B. Goode" and "Marie & Carol".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24141',' The host for the episode is Sally Kellerman, and the musical guest is Jimmy Cliff (his second appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: For the Rocket Report, Charles Rocket goes to one of the parades being held to welcome home the Iran hostages. An Italian stand-up comedian performs in front of his family while a talent scout looks on. Contestants on a quiz show attempt to identify taboo subjects. A group of upper-class women one-up one another with social faux-pas stories. A new book of Iranian jokes let readers entertain their families and friends. During the Weekend Update, Eddie Murphy announces that since the Emancipation Proclamation was never actually signed, people should go out and claim their very own black person while they can. A mother and father explain the facts of life in extremely graphic detail to their son. A councilor at a fat camp cracks the whip over her charges, until a member of the audience stops the skit to complain about the unfair portrayal of fat people. Members of a student council in Iran debate what to do now that the hostages have gone home. A criminal trial is shown on TV in talk-show format. Jimmy Cliff performs "I Am the Living" and "Gone Clear", and Sally Kellerman performs "Starting Over Again".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24142',' The host for the episode is Shelley Duvall, and the musical guest is Joan Armatrading. The skits for this episode are as follows: The opening act is interrupted by an announcement that NBC wants to get their money s worth out of the recent Bobick-Norton fight by replaying it at the start of every show. The women of the show sing as the Video Vixens. A bank robber is upset that his disguise isn t as good as those of the other members of his gang. Three women are joined in a restaurant by three men arguing over which one is Ricardo Montalban. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain reports on David Frost s presidential interviews, Patty Hearst s personal life and Roy Roger s funeral plans, while boxer Duane Bobick makes a plea for better civil rights so blacks will stop beating up white people, and Emily Litella fails to show up for her commentary. Elvis tries his hand at Shakespeare. Baba Wawa interviews Richard Burton on the subject of Elizabeth Taylor. Leonard Plith-Garnell reviews bad ballet. Members of the Moonies start turning violent. Joan Armatrading performs "Love & Affection" and "Down to Zero".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24143',' The host for the episode is Sissy Spacek, and the musical guest is Richard Baskin. The skits for this episode are as follows: Following the death of director Dave Wilson, the show s future is in jeopardy. Sissy Spacek performs a baton twirling scene that was cut from Carrie. A burger restaurant prepares burgers according to the customers  bizarre specifications. President Carter answers call-in questions with very specific answers. A doctor is interviewed about a condition called quintlexia, which he suffers from. John Belushi announces that he s retiring from show business to train for the Olympic decathlon. During the Weekend Update, Muhammad Ali announces that he s making his own Rocky-style movie, and Emily Litella wonders why anyone cares about endangered feces. Al Franken and Tom Davis report the news live from World War III. Three women suffer from Gidget s Disease, causing intolerable cuteness. Leonard Pinth-Garnell presents  The Millkeeper , a Bad Playhouse Production. Richard Baskin performs "One I Love You" (with Sissy Spacek) and "City of One Night Stands".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24144',' Sketches include "Bush Addresses the Nation", "Morgan Stanley", "The JetBlue Crisis", "Anderson Cooper 360", "The Couple That Should Be Divorced", "Girls Gone Wild Katrina", "Kanye Backstage", "The Lundford Twins Variety Hour", "Fun With Real Audio", and "Debbie Downer". Kanye West performs "Gold Digger" and "Heard  Em Say" featuring Adam Levine.',' Kim'),
('24145',' The host for the episode is Steve Martin (his seventh appearance), and the musical guest is Blondie. The skits for this episode are as follows: The Pope makes an appearance at the Monsterdome, where his security staff has to keep the religious hangers-on from crashing the event. For his opening monologue, Steve Martin talks about his new fashion job, then gets angry at the band when they start an unexpected song. An ad pitches the benefits of Craig s Travelers Checks. A Roman Centurion faces a tribe of vandals who egg the soldiers, TP the camp, and have pizzas delivered to the general s tent. Steve pitches a product that allows him to hover over dirty toilet seats. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain and Bill Murray report on the Republican nominees for the 1980 election, a recall of General Motors cars, Fidel Castro s visit to America, and Mayor Koch s plan to publicizes prostitutes and johns, while Father Guido Sarducci talks about the excitement surrounding the Pope s visit to America. Don Kirshner presents another great moment in rock history: Carol King performing "You ve Got a Friend" while her friend is being mugged outside her apartment. Mr. Bill tries to do a show without Mr. Hands, but his ex-partner crashes the show anyway. Two tourists stare in amazement at the audience, wondering  what is that thing?  Blondie performs "Dreaming" and "The Hardest Part".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24146',' The host for the episode is Steve Martin (his third appearance), and the musical guest is Jackson Browne. The skits for this episode are as follows: Burt Lance, President Carter s budget management director, pitches the National Express charge card after being asked to resign. During his opening monologue, Steve Martin promotes his new album and confesses that his cat has been embezzling from him. An ad introduces a watch so complex that it requires two people to operate it. The wild and crazy Festrunk brothers try to pick up two girls in their apartment rec room. A defense attorney berates a rape victim on the witness stand, then chuckles about it afterward. A great moment in rock history is commemorated: Roy Orbison standing completely still while singing in sunglasses. An ad promotes the Royale Deluxe II, a sedan that rides smoothly enough for a rabbi to perform a circumcision in the back seat at 40mph. Jackson Browne performs "Runnin  on Empty" and "The Pretender".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24147',' The host for the episode is Steve Martin, and the musical guest is Kinky Friedman. The skits for this episode are as follows: The coach of the Yankees consoles his team after losing the World Series, and one of the players gives him their final decision. Chevy Chase attempts to make an endorsement for milk, but keeps adding in its less pleasant effects. An episode of Jeopardy from 1999 gives a look at some social changes in the future. During the Weekend Update, Chevy comments on Jimmy Carter s cross-dressing, the latest election poll results, a mafia funeral in a pizza oven, and a gorilla crashing an airplane. An ad features a new combination watch and German Shepherd. Several counter-culture acts perform in a late-50 s beatnik café. Jane Curtain interviews the author of a book analyzing the connection between sexual activity and sports performance. Mary Tyler Moore gets murdered by Ted before their newscast as a prank. A new diet plan works by stranding dieters out in the wilderness with an Eskimo who steals their food. Kinky Friedman performs "Dear Abbie".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24148',' The host for the episode is Steve Martin (his eighth appearance), and the musical guests are 3-D and Paul & Linda McCartney. The skits for this episode are as follows: Father Guido Sarducci tries to get an interview with Paul McCartney in London following Paul s arrest in Japan, but he gets confused over the time difference and schedules the interview for the wrong time. For his opening monologue, Steve Martin talks about what he believes in. A group of prehistoric hominids discusses the day s hunt, but the leader gets angry when a strange one starts coming up with new ideas that challenge his authority. Father Guido Sarducci finally manages to wake up Paul and Linda McCartney, who agree do give an interview despite the fact that it s five in the morning and Sarducci only wants to talk about marijuana. An advertisement pitches Patty Caldwell s new album targeted at single women in their late 30 s. 3-D performs "All Night Television".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24149',' The host for the episode is Steve Martin (his fourth appearance), and the musical guests are Randy Newman (his second appearance) and the Dirt Band. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Carter gives his State of the Union address, but the members of Congress are bored by it. During his opening monologue, Steve Martin accuses John Belushi of stealing from him, then explains how to avoid paying taxes. A forest ranger talks with a mountaineer without realizing the man is actually Bigfoot. The Festrunk brothers meet up with their computer dates from Croatia. An ad for a new Swedish body floss promises to make hygiene fun. The Coneheads go on Family Feud and win by picking things that people bite. Steve gives tours of the homes of his close friends, but never actually goes inside. A panel discusses the possibilities of Napoleon possessing a B-52 bomber. The Dirt Band performs "On the Loose With the Blues" and "White Russia", and Randy Newman performs "Short People" and "Rider in the Rain".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24150',' The host for the episode is Steve Martin (his fifth appearance), and the musical guest is The Blues Brothers (their second appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: Concert promoter Don Kirschner presents footage of an old club performance by The Blues Brothers. For his opening monologue, Steve Martin talks about the inspiration for his comedy ideas, then does a magic act that ends with him tackling and beating a member of the audience. The Festrunk brothers prepare their apartment for the two girls they believe are on the way, but their neighbor Cliff tells them they ve been stood up. Medieval doctor Theodoric of York treats a series of patients by draining their blood. A man and woman catch each other s notice in a crowded club, and dance together romantically as the rest of the club freezes in place around them. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtain and Dan Aykroyd debate abortion, Jane reports on Carter s energy policy and a new nasal contraceptive, and Dan berates Garrett Morris for short-changing him on the weed he bought. Steve performs a song about King Tut. The Nerds Todd and Lisa prepare their science fair projects. The Blues Brothers perform "I Don t Know".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24151',' The host for the episode is Steve Martin (his second appearance), and the musical guest is The Kinks. The skits for this episode are as follows: Steve gets hostility from the cast over his treatment of Gilda since the last show. For his opening monologue, Steve gets happy feet, talks about his goals, then mentions what drugs he and the cast are going to take after the show. The Coneheads receive a visit from the IRS. Jackie Onassis enters a celebrity weightlifting contest. A diet book promises weight loss by using the pages of the book itself as meals. A doctor advises parents to pull the plug on their comatose son, only to have him wake up just as they are about to do it. A celebrity bingo game can t get started because all the time is wasted making introductions. Alex Haley talks about some of his lesser known ancestors. A couple who meet in a singles bar share all the same bizarre quirks. The Kinks perform "You Really Got Me Going", "All Day And All of the Night", "Well-Respected Man", "Lola" and "Sleepwalker".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24152',' The host for the episode is Steve Martin (his sixth appearance), and the musical guest is Van Morrison. The skits for this episode are as follows: Desperate after his austerity measures have failed to halt inflation, President Carter attempts to encourage Americans to welcome inflation as a wonderful new opportunity to be a millionaire. Despite Elvis  death, his coat continues to perform the King s classic hits to packed audiences. Theodoric of York treats his patients with bleeding and other crude remedies. The Festrunk brothers continue trying to pick up swinging American girls. Todd DiLaMuca visits Lisa Loopner in the hospital, but a jealous fight breaks out when rival nerd Charles Knerlman shows up with Lisa s homework. Jane Curtain interviews the author of the book "Mauled", who talks of his experiences being savagely attacked by bears. Steve Martin apologizes to the audience when the final skit has to be cut short because of time restrictions. Van Morrison performs "Wavelength" and "Kingdom Hall".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24153',' The host for the episode is Strother Martin, and the musical guest is The Specials. The skits for this episode are as follows: Rosalyn Carter talks about sections of the 1980 census intended for illegal aliens, including questions about how they got into the US, where they would hide if the INS came to their homes, and how much they would be willing to do housework for. During his opening monologue, Strother Martin reveals that he was asked to host the show because Lorne Michaels mistook him for Tennessee Williams, and so far he s been keeping up the act. At Camp Beau Soleil, the campers are forced to learn French by the brutal camp counselor, Le Capitain, but a camper named Luke is determined to escape. Additional skits include a variety show will, the Conductor s Club, Any Town, and Food. The Specials perform "Gangsters" and "Too Much, Too Young".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24154',' The host for the episode is Susan Saint James, and the musical guest is The Kinks (their second appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: The Exxico company promises customers yesterday s technology at tomorrow s prices. During her opening monologue, Susan Saint James asks the audience to vote on whether the parody of her TV series, McMillan & Wife, should be done with McArthur, McBeth or McDonald. Ronald and Sally McDonald solve a murder while making love in their bedroom. Buckwheat, from the Little Rascals series, pitches an album of his unintelligible singing. Mr. Mike presents Bizarro World, where logic is exactly the opposite of how it is on earth, but the Bizarro president seems to be very familiar. Christine Ebersol sings about the problems for women trying to find good men at singles bars. Tim Kazurinsky presents a skit for men s Sta-free pads that was rejected for being too cheap. Alan Alda provides sensitivity training for men. The Kinks perform "Destroyer" and "Art Lover".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24155',' The host for the episode is Ted Knight, and the musical guest is Desmond Child & Rouge. The skits for this episode are as follows: The Shah of Iran opens the show with a Christmas greeting for everyone. A secretary goes before the company grievance board to complain about the blatant sexual harassment her boss has been subjecting her to. New York policeman Bob Kopp offers some Christmas advice for everyone to watch their belongings, keep an eye on their wallets, get out of the way and mind their own business if they know what s good for them. A man almost throws his life away on a coffee addiction, but gets help by checking into rehab at Maxwell House. Lisa Loopner and Todd DiLaMuca take part in their school Christmas pageant. Andy Kaufman tries his hand at wrestling women again. Desmond Child & Rouge perform "Tumble In The Night" and "Goodbye Baby".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24156',' The host for the episode is Teri Garr, and the musical guest is The B-52 s. The skits for this episode are as follows: Father Guido Sarducci attempts to get an interview with Paul McCartney following his arrest in Japan for marijuana possession, but is unsuccessful. A group of débutantes in prison try to adjust to the restricted social life behind bars, hoping that George Bush will be elected and pardon them. During the Iowa primaries, the candidates try to win the favor of Iowa voters by showing up at their houses and doing chores for them. During the Weekend Update, Al Franken repeats his hope that the 80 s will be the Franken Decade, and unveils the Franken decade medallion. Lady Plinth-Garnell reviews bad theater. Mr. Hands the psychiatrist tries to help Mr. Bill by having him re-live some of his past traumas. The B-52 s perform "Rock Lobster" and "Dance This Mess Around".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24157',' The host and musical guests for the episode are The Rolling Stones. The skits for this episode are as follows: New York Mayor Ed Koch opens the show by awarding John Belushi a certificate of merit for his work in Animal House, but John is unimpressed by the gesture. An ad pitches Autoscent, a perfume to put in the engine of your car. Tom Snyder interviews Mick Jagger for the Tomorrow show and talks with him about dancing, barbecues and wearing women s clothing. A repairman with sagging pants comes to the Loopner s house to fix the refrigerator while Todd and Lisa are discussing their homework. President Carter attempts to negotiate a peace treaty between the Beatles. The Battle of the Network T s and A s puts large-breasted actresses in sports events. The Rolling Stones perform "Shattered", Beast of Burden"and Respectable".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24158',' The host for the episode is Tim Curry, and the musical guest is Meatloaf (his second appearance) & The Neverland Express. The skits for this episode are as follows: The Texxon Corporation warns viewers that the SNL writers will end up like Karen Silkwood if they don t back off. Mick Jagger talks with fellow music superstars Barbara Mandrell, Frank Sinatra, and Buckwheat. The Reagans must deal with Ronald s illegitimate son. Frank gets more advice from his Papa. Tim Curry and Meatloaf team up to open a One-Stop Rocky Horror Shop. Dan Rather muses on what might have happened if Reagan had survived his assassination attempt. Tim Curry performs "The Zucchini Song" and Meatloaf & The Neverland Express perform "Bat Out of Hell" and "Promised Land".',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24159',' The host for the episode is Walter Matthau, but there was no musical guest. The skits for this episode are as follows: NBC President Fred Silverman wonders aloud about what needs to be done to pick up the network s failing ratings. An ad for Epoxy-Dent claims the denture adhesive is strong enough to let you hold onto a helicopter with your teeth. The coach of the Bad News Bees gives his team some advice on life after one of them is caught buzzing off. At the Olympia grill, a Coca-Cola sales rep tries to get the place to switch from Pepsi, while several customers are grossed out by the cook s insect-killing technique. Nixon gets together with one of his old conspirators to talk about staging a comeback. Connie Carson interviews new teen idol Vanessa Lake. Garrett Morris sings "Della Sua Pace". Spot gets set on fire while Mr. Bill is still trying to get ready for his show.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24160',' Saturday Night s Main Event A professional wrestling television program on NBC that occasionally aired from 1985 to 1991, under the World Wrestling Federation/Entertainment (WWF/E) banner, then re-debut in March of 2006. The entire show has superstars, who all future or already Hall of Famers such as Hulk Hogan, Brutus Beefcake, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Miss Elizabeth, Triple H, John Cena, Lanny "The Genius" Poffo, Ted DiBiase, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Kurt Angle, Vince and Shane McMahon, Randy Orton, King Kong Bundy, Andre the Gianrt and Rey Mysterio.',' rocknrollunderdawg'),
('24161',' Video games were exploding in popularity in the 1980s. Characters from several of the more popular games were featured in "Saturday Supercade," a weekly cartoon series perhaps most notable for being Donkey Kong s first starring appearance in a cartoon series. The famous gorilla starred in his own segment, this time as a well-meaning but slow-witted (and sometimes easily manipulated) gorilla who had escaped the circus; his trainer, Mario, and then-girlfriend Pauline (of whom Donkey Kong had a huge crush), tried to capture the large ape. Other segments included "Donkey Kong Jr.," the famous gorilla s young son who was aided in his search by his human friend, Bones; "Frogger," about an investigative amphibious reporter for the Swamp Gazette; "Pitfall," featuring the adventures of Pitfall Harry, his pet mountain lion Quickclaw and his niece Rhonda as they traveled through the forest in search of treasure; and "Q*Bert," about the misadventures of a teen-aged orange creature. The latter two segments were shown on alternate weeks during the first season. During the show s second season, only "Donkey Kong" and "Q*Bert" returned. Two new segments included "Kangaroo," about a young mother kangaroo and her son, Joey, who were constantly harassed by a quartet of mischievous monkeys; and "Space Ace," a teen-ager who fought aliens plotting to invade Earth.',' Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>'),
('24162',' In this American Pie style comedy, 4 friends go through the normal days of high school. Each experience their own adventures. Ted wants Nancy, his girlfriend, to finally let out. Zack loves Lisa, but never gets the right moment to ask her out. J.C. is always finding older and mysterious women who fall in love with him. And Gilby is always getting himself into trouble.',' Nick'),
('24163',' Nancy gets Ted involved with planning the school dance. Zack and Gilby use Ted s credit card for a website which gets Zack into trouble with a little cologne and Lisa. Meanwhile, J.C. finds the perfect girl and finds out she is only twelve.',' Nick'),
('24164',' A modeling agent discovers JC, and ask s JC to model for him. Meanwhile, JC doesn t know that he is doing gay modeling. Nancy s friend comes from New York and is in town to spend some time with her friend, Amy. Amy is gay and pretends to date JC.',' Nick'),
('24165',' Based in Savannah, Georgia, it follows the lives of 3 best friends that have grown up together. Lane Mackenzie left Savannah after graduating for college to become a big journalist in New York. She returned for her best friend s, Reese Burton, wedding to Travis Peterson. Lane finds out that her apartment in New York is robbed and she tries to collect on an inheritance only to find out that Travis stole every last penny of it. Peyton, daughter of the Burton Mansion maid, had an affair with Travis. Reese finds out that Travis was having an affair with a "Bunnie" and is devastated. Travis has wound up dead. And through it all, they remain friends.',' Andrea H. Mitchell <mitchell@tsd.itg.ti.com>'),
('24166',' The lives of three girls who live together in Savannah, Georgia. Reese is the naive, blonde stereotype who was spoiled by her corrupt multi-millionaire father Ed Burton. Lane returned from New York for Reese s wedding, fell in love with high school sweetheart Dean Collins and started working at the local newspaper. Peyton is the evil, cunning witch who grew up not knowing that Ed Burton was her father, but still lived in his house as daughter of the maid. Now she has her heart set on revenge. Tom Massick is a professional con-man who returned to his home town to get revenge over Ed Burton, the man he feels is responsible for his fathers death.',' Rune Dahl Fitjar <rfitjar@online.no>'),
('24167',' In this episode a newly married couples master suite is redone, adding such conveniences as doors and a linen closet to their poorly planned bathroom. Also adding a window, changing paint and adding some specialized tile to enhance the functionality as well as the appearance.',' Anonymous'),
('24168',' This fun and fast paced half-hour of relationship-renovation-reality TV sees the house saving duo of Relationship Strategist Hina Khan and Contractor Dylan Marcel respond to frantic families suffering with their lack of space, and taking it out on each other! The SUFOH! team broker peace between family and house, arming them with some new insights and beautifully renovated spaces to prosper within as a newly energized and loving family.',' Adam Carswell'),
('24169',' Zack, the cool preppy, Slater, the athlete, Screech, the nerd, Lisa, the gossip queen, Kelly, the cheerleader, and Jessie, the honor student all group up at Bayside High.',' Nate Measom <connie@itsnet.com>'),
('24170',' Zach Morris the cool trouble maker, A.C. Slater the kind hearted jock, Screech Powers the smart and funny nerd, Kelly Kapowski the teen dream who is Zach Morris obsession, Lisa Turtle the gossiping fashion lover, and Jessie Spano the femenine straight A student. They make up the six individual students and there mis-adventures at Bayside High School.',' <RIOTplaya@aol.com>'),
('24171',' The later version of Good Morning Ms. Bliss, the show was moved from Disney to NBC. The only characters from the GMMB that went on to Saved by the Bell were Xach Morris, Screech Powers and Lisa Turtle. In addition, Zach s long time neighbor, Jessie Spano joins the gang. New Student A.C. Slater joins the gang as well. Zach s long time crush Kelly Kapowski, comes into Bayside High School. This gang of six faces life with their problems. Several include Zach being in detention, to Screech winning a chess match against their arch enemy. The show follows the gang throughout the four years of high school. However, druing the senior year, Kelly and Jessie decided to leave the show. This occured after only half of the episodes have been shot. With still another half a season left, the gang welcomes Tori Scott, Zach s new girlfriend. In the Tori series, the gang comes up with new school songs, and Mrs. Belding, yes Mr. Belding s wife bear a child. The show closes with the seperation of the grauduating class of Bayside High School. The show then continues to Saved by the Bell, The College Years',' Saved by the bell <savedbythebell@maiwebsite.cjb.net>'),
('24172',' A.C. Slater and Jessie are finally a couple, but messes it up by disagreeing about how they will celebrate their coupledom, football versus ballet. Zach makes all the wrong moves by getting jealous of Kelly going out with an ex-boyfriend. After a fight breaks out at school, Mr. Belding tries to set the example of how couples should communicate, and after failing miserably, sides with the boys. Neither the guys or the girls want to be the first to apologize, but are miserable without their counterparts. Can Slater and Zach make up for their shortcomings to their girls before it s too late?',' Smiley_Netta17'),
('24173',' In order to get their driver s license, the gang all goes through a driver s education course. Zach and Kelly advance in their relationship with Zach buying Kelly a ring. Slater buys a car and is at the head of the driver s ed class. When Zach gets jealous of Kelly s attention to A.C. over the driving issue, he tries to set Slater up to fail, but gets the boot himself instead.',' Smiley_Netta17'),
('24174',' Bayside s winner of the Miss Bayside beauty pageant will go on to compete in the state-wide pageant of Miss High School Californis. The pageant stirs up controversy about sexism, in which both A.C. Slater and Screech enter as contestants to win a bet over who could win. Who will be the next Miss Bayside?',' Smiley_Netta17'),
('24175',' Zach and Screech discover the room where Bayside High s radio station, KKTY, was housed. The gang begs to out the station back on air, which had been shut down due to the antics of Richard "The Big Bopper" Belding when he was a student. With Lisa as the local gossip, Screech telling creepy stories, Zach as the main DJ, Jessie reporting the latest news, Kelly hosting "desire hour", and A.C. giving sports, the station is such a success, aside from sports, the gang uses the airwaves to save the Max from closing. A.C. comes in near the end of the telethon to save the day.',' Smiley_Netta17'),
('24176',' The gang forgets Screech s birthday! To make it up to him, they intend to throw him a surprise birthday party in Mr. Belding s office! With all the sneaking around in the hallways, Screech, as the new, bitter hall monitor, sends all his friends to detention. Will they be able to pull it off before Mr. Belding returns from looking for a lost student at the mall?',' Smiley_Netta17'),
('24177',' For a week, some students are able to take over the position of teacher to get a feel for what real teachers deal with every day. Lisa and Screech are taking over gym class, Kelly is heading up a history class, and Zach gets to play the role of principal. It s not all fun and games, as Zach finds out when he becomes the person between backing Kelly up in her teacher position and Slater as a friend and trying to give him a break. Will Zach put friendship and popularity before responsibility?',' Smiley_Netta17'),
('24178',' Zack, Screech, and Slater are all college students now. They are struggling to adapt to college life and facing rough times, sometimes thanks in part to R.A. Mike Rogers and Prof. Jeremiah Laskey and Zach s troubles with Dean McMann. Kelly later arrives at the college to rejoin the group.',' David Landers <dml@gwis.com>'),
('24179',' A new group of students are now making their way through the halls of Bayside High School. Mr. Belding is still the principal, and Screech is now his assistant.',' David Landers <dml@gwis.com>'),
('24180',' Rachel needs some extra-curricular credits on her record, so she decides to run for student council president. The Drama Club is rehearsing a production of Bye Bye Birdie, but Mr. Belding informs them it must be canceled since the budget committee has cut the club s funding.',' Anonymous'),
('24181',' While the gang prepares for graduation, Katie and Nicky must break up. As a gift to Mr. Belding, every graduating Bayside senior is to wear a  68 logo on their gowns honoring Mr. Belding s graduating class. Maria enlists Tony and Eric to pick up the graduation gowns but disaster occurs when they accidentally spill ink all over the gowns!',' Michael D.'),
('24182',' It is the year 2020 and the graduating class of Bayside High sits in Principal Belding s office with an old Mr. Belding as they open a time capsule left behind by Bayside s graduating class of 1995. All time capsule stories from the Class of 1995 are told via flashbacks using clips from previous episodes (mostly from Season 2).',' Michael D.'),
('24183',' Grace attempts to bond more with her 11-year-old nephew Clay, and gives him some tips for an upcoming kissing party. A motel manager is murdered, and the motel housekeeper suspected seeks protection in a church, claiming it was self defense. Captain Perry, a old friend of Grace s from her days in Oklahoma City s vice squad, arrives to take the place of the late Lieutenant Yukon in Major Crimes. Grace gets some helpful hints from Pippa-the-prostitute and a moral nut case who videotapes hookers and johns. Meanwhile, Earl sets up a multitude of religious shrines in Grace s house hoping she ll pick out a path that suits her best. Rhetta confides in Grace s brother about her visions of Earl, and shows him the cow with the Jesus face markings on it s side. Perry gives Butch a hard time regarding his University of Texas belt and memorabilia. Also, Grace continues her sordid affair with Ham who decides to break it off and move back home to his wife.',' Anonymous'),
('24184',' While hunting deer, Grace and her married beau, Ham, get called into work on their day off. A wealthy oilman, named Beau Grady, was murdered with a tire iron. Grace unravels a love triangle between Beau, his business partner, and his wife... a triangle that reflects Grace s relationships with Ham and Butch. For a pair of shoes, an informant named Pup supplies the police with a man who may be helpful in solving the crime. Unfortunately, he turns out to be Lieutenant Yukon s brother, and the results are disastrous. Meanwhile, Rhetta starts an Earl file in the office, based on angel evidence Grace brings in. Earl attempts to get Grace closer to God by any means necessary... even wrestling her in Athens to prove a point.',' Anonymous'),
('24185',' A 17-year-old devout Christian fundamentalist comes under attack just days before he s scheduled to testify in a murder trial. In order to ensure his safety, Grace allows him to move in with her. But Grace can only handle so much preaching, so she ropes the guys into helping her watch over him. Meanwhile, Grace gets angry when Earl uses the death row inmate, Leon Cooley, and her nephew, Clay, to get her attention.',' Anonymous'),
('24186',' Grace Hanadarko is an alcoholic, chain-smoking, self-hating Oklahoma City police detective on a self-destructive downward spiral. Grace is carrying on an affair with her married detective partner, Ham, and occasionally looks after her 12-year-old nephew Clay, who s mother was killed in the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing. Grace also happens to be an atheist having renounced God following the 1995 bombing, but gets along with most of her co-workers including forensic specialist Rhetta, a deeply religious family woman, but is estranged from the rest of her family including her reverend older brother. But one night, Grace experiences a spiritual awakening upon encountering an enigmatic angel, named Earl, who saves her life in a horrific car crash for a chance to redeem her sinful lifestyle. Grace and her team center on the mysterious disappearance of a 10-year-old girl who may have been a serial kidnapper s latest victim, while Grace also learns that a death-row prison inmate, named Leon Cooley, also has a spiritual connection to Earl.',' Anonymous'),
('24187',' With Grace and Ham trying out new relationship and sex techniques, their games are interrupted when Grace s favorite Aunt Cathy comes to town and in the process of 24 hours, she has a run in with Earl at a local bar, clashes with Betty, goes out drinking and smoking with Grace and Rhetta, and reveals some shocking news. Meanwhile, the arrogant and pig-headed cattle tycoon Alvin Green s world begins to crumble after his lucky bull statue is stolen. He insists that the Major Crimes unit take the case, but Grace refuses to look into it knowing how ungrateful the snobbish Green is. Grace s father has a fire station named after him, and the family family comes together for the dedication ceremony. Also, police pathologist Henry s cat dies, and Grace comforts him the only way she knows how.',' Anonymous'),
('24188',' Sakis Boulas plays a man who wins a great amount of money but has a car crash before he gets them. As a result, he gets amnesia and doesn t remember anything, not even his own name. However, his three ex-wives learn about the money and start playing nice with him in order to claim everything for themselves...',' Chris Makrozahopoulos <makzax@hotmail.com>'),
('24189',' Savvas is a man with a lot of things on his mind - most notably, women and money. Until one day when the universe decides to play with him: he wins approximately 7.500.000 Eur on a lucky lotto ticket, but upon hearing he is the winner, he suffers a car crash and loses his memory. Since Savvas doesn t have any relatives to take care of him, the hospital calls in his three ex-wives: Ketty (his first wife), a high-school professor who became neurotic after her breakup with him. Bia (his second one), a lead actress on a TV soap opera called "Inferno" (Pyrkagia). And last, but certainly not least, Soula, a Monastiraki store owner with her own issues. All three women have suffered during or after their marriage with Savvas (Ketty suffered a nervous breakdown after the breakup, Bia was fired from her job and became increasingly addicted in chocolate and Soula was put to jail after Savvas framed her with the IRS), so at first (after they figure out he is the lucky winner) they decide to get back at him, by finding the lucky lotto ticket and claiming the money as theirs. But of course the lotto ticket can t be found anywhere, so they must stay with Savvas until they retrieve it. The story gets more complex as more people become involved: Asimakis Lazarou, one of Ketty s students (who is secretly in love with her), Sissi (Bia s makeup artist at the show and very close friend), Tammy (another actress at the TV show with an IQ level below zero), Yorgos (the shows director, in love with Bia) and Jose, Soula s employee from Paraguay, who is destined to drive her crazy.',' Anonymous'),
('24190',' Savvas, a 45 year old man, whose only concerns are women, money and having a good time, won 7,5 million Euros at a lucky lotto ticket. These are the good news. The bad news are that he learned that while he was driving and so he lost control of his car (crashing into another car) and now he wakes up at a hospital with amnesia. The even worse part is that the only people who discover that he is the winner, are his three ex-wives. Ketty, Bia and Soula. Getting the lucky ticket from him and claiming the money as theirs, will be the best revenge to the man that dumped them in the most terrible way. The problem is that the only one who knows where the lotto ticket is, is Savvas. Or at least he knew. Because now, he cannot even remember his name...',' Anonymous'),
('24191',' Two contestants, one a returning champion, competed in this classic series. The announcer described merchandise gifts; it was up to each contestant, one at a time, to select which items would help them get as close to a prescribed dollar limit without going over. The first contestant to go over loses the game and his accumulated prizes for that round (all other winnings are considered safe); however, a contestant could "freeze" or stop selecting items at any time if they feared the next item would make them exceed the limit. The contestant to win two rounds was champion; he/she competed until defeated. On occassion, a contestant could win between 1 and 100 cases of a certain product (e.g., five cases of motor oil; 100 cases of bottled Crush soda) to go along with a bigger prize (e.g., a new Cadillac Sedan DeVille 4 dr. hardtop; a Crush soda vending machine).',' Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>'),
('24192',' It starts with the political party of Ergun Yurdakul that has won the elections and forms a new government. Ergun Yurdakul gets appointed Minister for the Department of Administrative Affairs. At his department he has to work with his Permanent Secretary Samim Bayraktar. The interests of both are off course very different. Ergun Yurdakul has to make sure he remains popular (for votes) and that he carries out cabinet s policies. Samin Bayraktar however is interested in securing and possibly extending the position of his department in terms of staffing and budget. These interests clash off course on numerous occasions. On some occasions however their interests coincide and they have to work together. The character of Cömert Ayyildiz is positioned between the other two. Cömert is Ergun Yurdakul s Principal Private Secretary. Although he is most of the time sympathetic to Ergun Yurdakul s plans, he also has loyalties to Samim Bayraktar.',' nurguns73@hotmail.com'),
('24193',' Based on Machiko Hasegawa s newspaper comic of the same name that started back in 1948, this series follows the day-to-day comedic activities of the extended Isono family: Fune and Namihei, their three children Sazae, Katsuo and Wakame, Sazae s husband Masuo Fuguta, and their child Tarao. The short episodes typically look at the lighter side of everyday life in Japan through the years: studying for exams, taking care of children, getting along with neighbors, bringing home a regular paycheck and keeping the house in decent shape.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24194',' A famous surgeon losses his license (and his wife) after a woman patient accuses him of conduct unbecoming a physician. Fleeing to the coast, the doctor meets a beautiful woman painter whose cousin is a criminal. Among his companions is a bank robber who wants the doctor to alter his appearance through plastic surgery.',' Anonymous'),
('24195',' A wealthy, spoiled young man, about to be married, arranges for an illicit liaison with a mysterious French girl who calls herself Yvonne. He is accosted in his Brighton hotel room by a man who claims to be a private detective in the employee of Yvonne s husband.',' Anonymous'),
('24196',' Documentary about Emil Savundra, who was one of the world s most notorious fraudsters. He carried out a string of multi-million pound swindles through- out the world. Finally, he came to England where he milked thousands of pounds of motorists  money through his Fire, Auto and Marine Insurance Company which crashed in 1966.',' Adrian Wood'),
('24197',' The show, just the latest in a string of "reality based programming" will feature "Candid Camera" like stunts inspired by scenes from Science fiction television programs and movies. The "victims" will witness alien abductions, hauntings, and various other X-Philean type gags and their reactions will be chronicled here on this series.',' Anonymous'),
('24198',' A housewife, Mrs. King, is handed a package by a secret agent who who is being pursued by bad guys. The secret agent, Lee Stetson, then has to track down the housewife before the bad guys do. Later episodes involve similar plots as Stetson and Mrs. King are teamed up together.',' Schofield <KSCHOF51@Maine.Maine.edu>'),
('24199',' Amanda King is a divorced woman with two children. One day, a man named Lee Stetson, who is a government agent code name, Scarecrow, was running from enemy agents. He then asked for Amanda s help. Now instead of it being a brief encounter, Amanda got into the thick of his mission, and when it was all over, Stetson s boss Billy Melrose made her a part of the agency.',' <rcs0411@yahoo.com>'),
('24200',' On their first trip off of Staten Island, the Scared crew finds themselves in the small town of Danvers in Massechusetts. Danvers Mental Institution proves to be their biggest challenge yet as the giant building taunts them from without and hampers them within. This was a mission the crew almost didn t complete! Get ready to be Scared!',' Brian J. Cano'),
('24201',' The Scared! crew journeys to Philadelphia to explore the eerie Eastern State Penitentiary. This is the second site off of Staten Island they have tackled and it proved to be quite the formidable challenge - dark cells, abandoned hallways and the echoes of the past await them. Are you ready to be Scared?',' Brian J. Cano'),
('24202',' A place of great triumph, Seaview Hospital remains famous for its pivotal role in discovering the cure for tuberculosis in 1952. But years of devastating tragedy also surround this long-abandoned institution, as thousands upon thousands of sad souls perished on its grounds. The crew from Scared look to investigate this vast enigma. There are dangers abound both on and off the Seaview grounds as the crew explores it s history and faces the wrath of it s current occupants.',' Greg Cusick'),
('24203',' The Scared! crew tackles the St. Augustine Monastery and the urban legends that surround the 80+ year old institution. Rumors ranging from murderous monks to deadly fires to a maze of sub-levels to a slew of unexplained phenomena will be investigated and looked to be proven or discredited. What dark history will be proven true? What will be shown as false? Get ready to be Scared!',' Greg Cusick'),
('24204',' A throwback to grander days, days perhaps forgotten, the St. George Theatre stands to take the Scared! crew on a trip back to the early 20th century. Built when theaters had character and offered their visitors a unique experience, the St. George Theatre has secrets as well as a bit of entertainment and social history for all to enjoy.',' Greg Cusick'),
('24205',' Scared! takes you into more of Staten Island s vast history as it explores the old Staten Island Hospital. These grounds housed Staten Island s first fully-functional hospital and went through many changes over the years to become what it is today - a decaying ruin. The rickety floors, howling winds and unknown echoes aren t all that awaits to scare the crew...',' Greg Cusick'),
('24206',' The crew from Scared take on another piece of Staten Island s long-forgotten history: The Farm Colony. A place of much suffering during its years in operation, the Farm Colony housed the poor, ill, elderly, insane and unwanted citizens of the Upper East coast for over 100 years. Now a string of decrepit and decaying buildings, the Farm Colony s dangers and secrets will be exposed for all to see.',' Greg Cusick'),
('24207',' Life or death is the focus of the first Halloween episode of Scared! After toiling for hours searching for the little-known Davis Center on Staten Island, the real challenge begins as the crew splits up and encounters perils they had not been expecting. Join Sto and the crew on their spookiest mission yet! Are you ready to be Scared?',' Brian J. Cano'),
('24208',' The Scared! crew returns to Staten Island to investigate the Parsonage restaurant in historic Richmondtown. Long rumored to be one of the islands  legitimate hauntings, the crew covers the place from top to bottom in detection equipment as well as bringing in a little extra psychic help from outside.',' Brian J. Cano'),
('24209',' Sir Percy Blakeney, Bart., is a notorious fop and hedonistic member of the Prince Regent s court, but he is secretly "the Scarlet Pimpernel", a mysterious figure who rescues innocents from the Reign of Terror taking place in France and transports them to safety in England. Based on the classic adventure novels by Baroness Orczy, this series was one of the earliest costume dramas produced for television.',' Marg Baskin <marg@asd.raytheon.ca>'),
('24210',' The lovely Countess La Valliere, formerly a spy for Chauvelin, changes sides when she learns of the impending execution of dozens of moderate French revolutionaries. Teaming with the Scarlet Pimpernel and his men, the Countess plans to rescue the condemned men - from under Chauvelin s nose.',' Anonymous'),
('24211',' A case of mistaken identity results in Lord Sidney, oversensitive aristo poet, being kidnapped as the Pimpernel and spirited to Paris, where the Mob bay for his blood. Claudette, recently rescued by the Pimpernel and ergo in love with Lord Sidney, attempts to free him cunningly disguised as a boy. Both face certain death at the Guillotine if the real Pimpernel fails to save both them and his reputation... Except Claudette is not an aristo, but adopted: her real mother having been knocked up by The Incorruptible himself in their youth. Faced with this shattering revelation, Robespierre tries in vain to rescue his own daughter from the claws of the Revolutionary Tribunal (a tense and desperate courtroom scene, which leaves him exhausted and emotionally desolated). But the deadly Libersac, a snake of a man vying for Robespierre s power, aims to use this new weakness to expose him. An unlikely truce between the Damned Elusive and the Incorruptible is needed to save the day...',' Vibertology'),
('24212',' Atlanta, 1873. It s another day (Melanie s funeral, in fact), and Scarlett is determined to win back Rhett (who s spending a lot of time with Belle Watling). First, she goes to Tara and spats with Sue Ellen over Tara. Then she goes to Charleston, presenting herself to Rhett s mother and friends, to Rhett s dismay. But when she s caught in a compromising position with Ashely, she retires to her mother s people in Savannah, and her overbearing grandfather Robelard, while Rhett courts a new bride. Scarlett also seeks out her O Hara relatives and meets her cousin Colum, a priest (and gunrunner). And knowing them, she goes to Ireland. There she meets the handsome Earl of Fenton, who owns Ballyhara, the ancestral home of the O Haras. And when Scarlett buys it from him, she becomes the financial and spiritual head of the family. But her newfound happiness is short-lived as disasters strike, and she must rely on Rhett s love for her to save her from the gallows.',' Kathy Li <kli@qualcomm.com>'),
('24213',' "Scattegories" was a short-lived attempt to cash in on the popular Hasbro board game of the same name. Two teams of four contestants each, one all males and the other all females (one a returning championship team), competed. Host Clark announced a category (e.g., something found in a refrigerator); the team chosen to go first were given a letter (e.g., S) and had 20 seconds to list up to six items in that category, with each response worth 1 point. The opposing team could then challenge any of the responses for any reason; if a majority of the jury (a gallery composed of 12 former contestants) agreed, that answer was deleted and 1 point deducted from the score. Then, the pre-taped answers from five celebrities were played. The team earned 2 points if the celebrity gave a different answer, while they lost 2 points if the celebrity s answer was the same. After play finished on that question, the other team played the same category using a different letter. A second round, with double point values, was played with a new category. The team leading at the end of the second round won $500 and played a bonus round. In the bonus round, a new category was announced and five letters shown; the team had 25 seconds to list 10 words, two words for each letter. Each celebrity s pre-taped response was played; if at least three celebrities gave different responses than those given by the team of contestants, the team won a cash bonus (which began at $4,000 and increased by $1,000 per show until claimed); otherwise, the team won $200 per celebrity not matched.',' Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>'),
('24214',' Filmmaker Sylvia Sweeney explores the remarkable contribution of Mary Ann Shadd, American Black abolitionist and educator. Shadd started the first integrated school in Canada and was the first female newspaper editor and first female black lawyer in North America.',' Anonymous'),
('24215',' John Leslie is the commanding officer of the Scavengers, two teams of space troops whose job is to scavenge spare metals from derelict spacecrafts. John and The Scavengers joined by a female android set out to the abandoned alien spaceship "Cyclops" where both teams have 60 minutes to use their brains and their bodies to salvage as much spare parts from "Cyclops" in a series of obstacle games. Where in the final game, both teams have 7 - 5 minutes to get enough fuel barrels to their shuttle "Falcon" and get across the void of the ship and get back on-board "Falcon" where all Scavengers who fail to get back on-board "Falcon" before time is up, they would get left on-board "Cyclops" at the mercy of the evil aliens on-board.',' Daniel Williamson'),
('24216',' Three short mysteries are presented, "The Newlywed Murder", "Medium is the Murder" and "Vote for Murder" and the audience is invited to solve the cases.',' Keath <keath@webtv.net>'),
('24217',' Two half-hour series were combined to make this series. Host Orson Welles provided narration and clues for the home viewer. In the first half hour, the viewer was presented a mystery and asked to solve it, with Welles explaining the clues at the end. The second half hour was generally a suspense tale with a surprise ending.',' Peter Harris'),
('24218',' In this hard to classify format, some Flemish celebrities including pop star and presenter Jan Leyers, however acting without any link to their expertise, make a long motorbike journey along the historical journey of the medieval crusaders trough Europe and the Middle East, visiting various historical monuments and other remainders.',' KGF Vissers'),
('24219',' Lukas learns that the city council plans to tear down the neighborhood in favor of a large flat. The locals immediately plan a protest night full of theater and songs. When it turns out his source is less than reliable, Lukas starts to worry.',' The TV Archaeologist'),
('24220',' Kootje gets worked up when he learns the parents of his daughter s boyfriend think she s not good enough for their boy. To add to his discomfort, he finds out she s appearing in  Hair . Meanwhile, the café is having a Spanish night for a group of foreign laborers.',' The TV Archaeologist'),
('24221',' Undercover cop Charly Held sneaks into the organization of Jan Herzog, the head of organised crime in Frankfurt. Slowly, he gains the Herzog s trust and is pulled deeper and deeper into the business. Overwhelmed by his new jet-set lifestyle he thinks of changing the sides. Will he, or will he not?',' Harald Mayr <marvin@bike.augusta.de>'),
('24222',' Cordula Stratmann lives in an apartment located in the Schillerstraße (Schiller Street). She meets her friends and other people. Together, they improvise the conversation. From time to time Georg Uecker tells one or some of them over an earphone what they think in this moment or how to behave. The audience gets this also to know.',' jdz'),
('24223',' This dramatization was about a typical day in the lives of the men of SAC, was made by Stewart, a reserve officer in the air force, at Westover (Mass.) Air Base. No professional actors are used; officers and enlisted men and their families portray themselves.',' VTC'),
('24224',' After three other cargo planes have mysteriously disappeared, an army air corps crew is informed that their plane is carrying a hidden time bomb. Since a powerful storm has made visibility virtually nil, the airmen desperately search their craft for the explosives.',' Anonymous'),
('24225',' 13 years after the first mini series: now Gerdi Angerpointner has relocated to the capital of Germany where she takes up cabdriving again. It is not easy at first: her inherited residence has been sold already, and she has to resort to living in the garden house. She has to acquire a new cab license and flunks her first attempt. It s up to her new friends help her get back on track...',' Bernhard Demartin'),
('24226',' The opportunity of a lifetime is about to come true for one of America s best and brightest high school students in an original, new, one-hour unscripted series that will give the winner a college education from a top-rated school of their choice. Filmed on location at the University of Southern California, The Scholar will be the first show ever to celebrate higher education as the ultimate American prize. For the chance at a full ride to the college of their choice, ten qualified high school seniors from economically disadvantaged backgrounds -- who might not otherwise have an opportunity to attend one of America s top universities -- will compete for a full scholarship, a prize that could be worth as much as $240,000. They will have to demonstrate excellence in the areas of academics, leadership, creativity and community service, while facing sudden-death oral exams defending themselves to an Ivy League scholarship committee.',' Anonymous'),
('24227',' The opportunity of a lifetime is about to come true for one of America s best and brightest high school students in an original, new, one-hour unscripted series that will give the winner a college education from a top-rated school of their choice. Filmed on location at the University of Southern California, The Scholar will be the first show ever to celebrate higher education as the ultimate American prize. For the chance at a full ride to the college of their choice, ten qualified high school seniors from economically disadvantaged backgrounds -- who might not otherwise have an opportunity to attend one of America s top universities -- will compete for a full scholarship, a prize that could be worth as much as $240,000. They will have to demonstrate excellence in the areas of academics, leadership, creativity and community service, while facing sudden-death oral exams defending themselves to an Ivy League scholarship committee.',' Anonymous'),
('24228',' The opportunity of a lifetime is about to come true for one of America s best and brightest high school students in an original, new, one-hour unscripted series that will give the winner a college education from a top-rated school of their choice. Filmed on location at the University of Southern California, The Scholar will be the first show ever to celebrate higher education as the ultimate American prize. For the chance at a full ride to the college of their choice, ten qualified high school seniors from economically disadvantaged backgrounds -- who might not otherwise have an opportunity to attend one of America s top universities -- will compete for a full scholarship, a prize that could be worth as much as $240,000. They will have to demonstrate excellence in the areas of academics, leadership, creativity and community service, while facing sudden-death oral exams defending themselves to an Ivy League scholarship committee.',' Anonymous'),
('24229',' The opportunity of a lifetime is about to come true for one of America s best and brightest high school students in an original, new, one-hour unscripted series that will give the winner a college education from a top-rated school of their choice. Filmed on location at the University of Southern California, The Scholar will be the first show ever to celebrate higher education as the ultimate American prize. For the chance at a full ride to the college of their choice, ten qualified high school seniors from economically disadvantaged backgrounds -- who might not otherwise have an opportunity to attend one of America s top universities -- will compete for a full scholarship, a prize that could be worth as much as $240,000. They will have to demonstrate excellence in the areas of academics, leadership, creativity and community service, while facing sudden-death oral exams defending themselves to an Ivy League scholarship committee.',' Anonymous'),
('24230',' The opportunity of a lifetime is about to come true for one of America s best and brightest high school students in an original, new, one-hour unscripted series that will give the winner a college education from a top-rated school of their choice. Filmed on location at the University of Southern California, The Scholar will be the first show ever to celebrate higher education as the ultimate American prize. For the chance at a full ride to the college of their choice, ten qualified high school seniors from economically disadvantaged backgrounds -- who might not otherwise have an opportunity to attend one of America s top universities -- will compete for a full scholarship, a prize that could be worth as much as $240,000. They will have to demonstrate excellence in the areas of academics, leadership, creativity and community service, while facing sudden-death oral exams defending themselves to an Ivy League scholarship committee.',' Anonymous'),
('24231',' The opportunity of a lifetime is about to come true for one of America s best and brightest high school students in an original, new, one-hour unscripted series that will give the winner a college education from a top-rated school of their choice. Filmed on location at the University of Southern California, The Scholar will be the first show ever to celebrate higher education as the ultimate American prize. For the chance at a full ride to the college of their choice, ten qualified high school seniors from economically disadvantaged backgrounds -- who might not otherwise have an opportunity to attend one of America s top universities -- will compete for a full scholarship, a prize that could be worth as much as $240,000. They will have to demonstrate excellence in the areas of academics, leadership, creativity and community service, while facing sudden-death oral exams defending themselves to an Ivy League scholarship committee.',' Anonymous'),
('24232',' Clumsy 16-year old Tsukamoto Tenma is in love. The object of her desire, the strange and silent Karasuma Oji, has no idea that she exists. 17-year old delinquent Harima Kenji is also in love. The object of his desire, Tsukamoto Tenma, has no idea that he exists. Both resolve to confess their feelings to the person they admire, but everytime they try, they chicken out or something interrupts them. The series focuses on the antics of Tenma and Harima, as well as their friends, classmates, and family, all of whom seem caught up in comical love troubles of their own.',' Lebowski'),
('24233',' This title is the overall name for a series of animated educational shorts that present songs illustrating various subjects for rote memory. These include multiplication tables, history, science and grammar concepts.',' Kenneth Chisholm <kchishol@execulink.com>; corrected by Andrea Rabbia'),
('24234',' This is the pilot episode of the TV series  "Schwarz greift ein" (1994)  (qv). After police officer Schwarz had killed a man in self defense, he leaves the Frankfurt police department. He finds his peace in a quite different job: Schwarz becomes a priest. When he returns to Frankfurt to take up his new post, the brother of the killed man is waiting for him...',' Peter W. Simeon <simeon@imdb.com>'),
('24235',' A retired detective superintendent returns to his old precinct after more than six years - as a priest! But no sooner has he taken over his parish in the roughest part of town than his past catches up with him and, willy-nilly, he is involved in a series of criminal cases. Really this is the last thing he is looking for and he does his best to keep out of it. But his concern for the welfare of those living in the seedy part of town around the railway station gets the better of him time and again. Thus, armed with his charm, his knowledge of human nature and the keen eye of a policeman he comes to the aid of the troubled and succeeds brilliantly in resolving the frequently tricky cases.',' Anonymous'),
('24236',' This is a rather uncommon crime series which is about economical crimes. Zollamtsrat Zaluskowski works for the German custom and often has to chase the gangsters all over the world.',' Peter W. Simeon <simeon@imdb.com>'),
('24237',' From 1960 up until the fall of the Berlin Wall, "Der Schwarz Kanal" influenced Monday evening TV schedules in the communist East Germany. Karl-Eduard von Schnitzler written, compiled and hosted the show, where he commented on television footage from West Germany (this was because West German TV could be received in most of the DDR), and he bowdlerised them and commented on what they "really" meant.',' Reece Lloyd'),
('24238',' How Sci-Fi Saved My Life investigates the many fascinating projects of real life that were inspired by sci-fi hits, and examines how they might change life on earth - and beyond - as we now know it. A mini-series in 4 1-hour episodes: "Terminator Saved My Life" "The Matrix Saved My Life" "Stargate Saved My Life" "Men in Black Saved My Life"',' Anonymous'),
('24239',' A UK cable  midnight movies  series similar to "Elvira s Movie Macabre" in the states, where genre movies are hosted by a bizarre and attractive hostess, in this case a slightly deranged character named Nina. The movies themselves were, unsurprisingly, of variable quality',' Garret Fallah'),
('24240',' In this science-fiction anthology series host Truman Bradley introduces stories extrapolated from actual scientific data available in the 1950 s, concentrating on such concepts as space flight, UFO s and mental telepathy.',' Doug Sederberg <vornoff@sonic.net>'),
('24241',' Bringing science to kids in a way that is both informative and easy-to-understand, this show follows the adventures of Stella as she searches for the answers to a different question each episode. With the help of her friend The Investigator, Stella learns the facts about all the science behind everyday and some not-so-everyday things.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24242',' A look at the wonders of science and technology that will shape our lives in the distant future of the 1980 s. Each week the hosts would look at a new revolutionary discovery that was guaranteed to let people live lives of ease, free from the ravages of disease or old age. Additionally, they would also look at some of the brilliant science that goes into some of the everyday items we take for granted.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24243',' Who was the real Mary Magdalene? Saint or sinner? For fifteen hundred years Christians regarded the woman who had been so close to Jesus as a reformed prostitute. Evidence now shows that this was part of a devious smear campaign by the early church to remove women from the clergy. Now Science Of The Bible examines ancient text, explores long-lost customs and cuts through centuries of political spin to reveal the real Mary Magdalene.',' Philip J Day'),
('24244',' A TV version of Scientific American magazine hosted by Alan Alda. This show presents viewers with explorations and developments from the cutting edge of medicine, mechanical and chemical engineering, computer design, environmental science and theoretical physics.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24245',' An updated, hour-long version of the classic Hannah-Barbera mystery cartoon. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo travel from town to town in their van, The Mystery Machine, solving cases of hauntings, monsters and unexplained occurrences. In this series, the gang is joined by Scooby s pint-sized nephew, Scrappy-Doo. Unlike his uncle, little Scrappy is constantly looking for a fight, and it is all Scooby and Shaggy can do to keep him from hurtling head-on into every ghost and monster they encounter. Of course, after doing a little investigating, most of these ghosts and monsters turn out not to be so scary after all.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24246',' A cartoon sports competition involving the entire Hanna-Barbera collection of characters. The characters (split into three teams: comedy heros, action heros, and villains) would compete in various strange events, with each episode taking place in a different part of the world.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24247',' A recent version of the classic Saturday morning cartoon. Scooby, Shaggy and the others ride around in The Mystery Machine looking for strange events to explain. At every destination, they hear stories of ghosts and monsters, but in every case, it turns out to be nothing more than a common crook playing on people s fears in order to get what he wants.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24248',' An updated version of the classic Hannah-Barbera mystery cartoon. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo travel from town to town in their van, The Mystery Machine, solving cases of hauntings, monsters and unexplained occurrences. Joining the gang is Scooby s pint-sized nephew, Scrappy-Doo. Unlike his uncle, the little pup is constantly looking for a fight, and it is all Scooby and Shaggy can do to keep him from hurtling head-on into every ghost and monster they encounter. Of course, after doing a little investigating, the hauntings always have a more down-to-earth explanation.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24249',' Popular cartoon series featuring Scooby Doo, a dog who joins Velma, Daphne, Freddie, and Shaggy on many quests to solve mysterious. Each mystery is new and unusual and involves the group stopping someone from wreaking certain havoc on the world.',' David Landers <dml@gwis.com>'),
('24250',' The first incarnation of what has become a franchise-of-sorts. Scooby-Doo was a large, loveable but cowardly Great Dane who hung around four California high school students (Fred, Velma, Daphne and Shaggy). The four teen-agers were in constant search of mysteries and adventures, driving around in a bright green van known as the Mystery Machine. Many of the group s adventures involved villians who took on supernatural disguises (ghosts and monsters); the villians  activities usually involved blackmail, theft, fraud and other forms of corruption. At the first hint of trouble, Scooby-Doo (and usually, Shaggy as well) running for cover; they usually found themselves in even deeper trouble. It usually took the promise of a Scooby snack to get Scooby (and Shaggy) to come out of hiding. The mysteries were always solved by the end of each show (the villian proclaiming, "And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn t have been for you kids!" or some similar line).',' Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>'),
('24251',' A mysterious ghost in a green-glowing deep-sea diving suit lead the kids to a local fisherman who explains the ghost is Captain Butler, whose ship sank when struck by another ship. The Captain s wife is a witch who has conjured him back from the dead, and the captain is now doing a ghostly job of stealing ships. When the kids go searching underwater in the graveyard of ships, they find that the good captain is in fact alive, and after stealing the ships using a hidden cave inside the village cove to repaint and sell the stolen boats.',' Spirit11'),
('24252',' When the kids visit Franken castle, a castle transported to the states brick-by-brick from Transylvania, they discover it is haunted by a werewolf, vampire, and a monster similar to Frankenstein s. They also discover that when Mr. Franken died in the 1600 s, he left a fortune in jewels behind. They investigate to see if the monsters and jewels are related.',' Spirit'),
('24253',' While digging for clams on the beach, the kids see that their favorite boardwalk amusement park Funland suddenly light up and all the rides come to life, even though it is the off season. When they investigate, the start seeing a strange man with super-human strength and speed running throughout the park. They investigate to discover who the man is, and why the brother and sister who maintain the park keep insisting that it isn t open, and no lights or rides are operating.',' Spirit'),
('24254',' The kids get lost and wind up in the spooky ghost town of Gold City. They check into the local ranch house hotel only to find that they are the only ones in this nice hotel--all the other guests are being scared away by the "Miner 49 er," a miner who came to the city in 1849 and won t leave until he finds the last vein of gold in the city s old mine. The kids investigate the town, find a hidden entrance to the old mine, and unmask the "Miner 49 er"--and the real "gold" that the miner was digging up.',' Spirit11'),
('24255',' Daphne s Uncle John, a movie director, offers to put the kids into his current production, "The Ape Man of Forbidden Mountain." Uncle John needs all the help he can get, because everyone is quitting his movie. It seems that a local legend about an ape man is coming true, and is terrifying all the actors on the set. When the movie shuts down because the lead actress quits, the kids begin searching for the ape man causing all the havoc on the set.',' Spirit'),
('24256',' Scooby and Shaggy see a car drop a violin case full of money, but while Shaggy calls the others and Scooby is distracted, the case and money are stolen. The kids decide the money must have been counterfeit, and when they find a marionette puppet control on the ground near where Shaggy and Scooby left the money, the kids head over to the local theatre where a puppet troupe is currently performing.',' Spirit'),
('24257',' Sharon Wetherby, a friend of the kids, invites them to her family s estate for the weekend. But then the kids find Sharon s Uncle Stewart at the Kingston estate, aged by the ghost of Elias Kingston, who threatens to do the same to the rest of the family if the Wetherby fortune isn t turned over to him by morning.',' Spirit'),
('24258',' To the first new episodes of Scooby Doo since 1973 are added half-hour exploits of animated derring-do concerning The Blue Falcon, a blue-caped and -cowled superhero and his robotic doberman, Dynomutt Dog Wonder, not unlike the heroic ilk of Batman and Robin but with a more comical twist. Millionaire socialite art dealer Radley Crowne (a Bruce Wayne incarnate) and his mechanical mongrel, Dynomutt, enjoy leisure time in their base of operations, Big City, until alerted by The Falcon Flash. They immediately dash for The Falcon Lair (situated in Crowne s penthouse apartment), where they switch to their secret identities, The Blue Falcon and Dog Wonder, respectively, receive the report via TV screen from the secret GHQ of secret agent Focus One, and jump into The Falconcar and speed into the fray against assorted evildoers.',' Aaron Handy III <ah07@gnofn.org>'),
('24259',' Scooby and the gang visit Seattle Underground to trap a red, hissing demon who has been menacing a construction site. . . . Blue Falcon and his inept mechanical sidekick, Dynomutt the Dog Wonder, battle the evil Swamp Rat, who wants to turn all of Big City into a swamp and then steal everything in sight. Meanwhile, Scooby and the gang are after the swamp ghost; but it turns out the daring duo and the gang are after the same quarry.',' J. Spurlin'),
('24260',' Scooby and the gang attend a rock concert of their friend, Alex Super. The show turns sour when Alex and his band sing a number based on an ancient voodoo chant. This conjures up a witch doctor named Mamba Wamba, who kidnaps Lila, a member of the band. The gang hunts down Mamba Wamba at Maison Dupree, an old Southern plantation. There they meet two zombies, one of whom is Lila. It s up to the gang to solve this mystery before they become zombies themselves. . . . The Blue Falcon and his inept mechanical sidekick, Dynomutt the Dog Wonder, find their super-abilities tested by the evil Queen Hornet. With a gun that squirts quick-drying honey and a hive full of angry hornets to do her bidding, the Queen Hornet seems impossible to stop.',' J. Spurlin'),
('24261',' "Uncle Shagworthy took a liking to an old castle in England," explains his nephew Shaggy. "So he had it shipped over here and put back together, stone by stone." Unfortunately, two ghosts, Merlin the sorcerer and the Black Knight, seem to have come along for the ride. After attending a performance by Zarko the magician, Scooby, Shaggy and the gang visit Uncle Shagworthy only to find that he s vanished. Meanwhile the two ghosts try to scare them away. . . . Manyfaces, an evil master of disguise, has developed a haunting melody that immediately puts its hearers to sleep. The criminal mastermind finds a way to expose everyone in Big City to this hypnotic tune, which allows Manyfaces and his henchmen to rob everyone blind. It s up to the Blue Falcon and his mechanical sidekick, Dynomutt the Dog Wonder, to stop him. But Manyfaces s many faces include that of the Blue Falcon. Will Dynomutt be fooled?',' J. Spurlin'),
('24262',' Scooby and the gang help an oceanographer recover ancient golden relics from a wrecked ship at the bottom of the sea. But it seems the ghost of the ship s captain, joined by two sea monsters, haunts the wreckage and wants to scare off any trespassers. . . . Blue Falcon and his inept mechanical sidekick, Dynomutt the Dog Wonder, battle the Red Vulture, who has perfected a method of stealing cargo from planes in mid-air.',' J. Spurlin'),
('24263',' A 1930s football player named the Rambling Ghost placed a curse on his football team. Now it seems he really is a ghost who is back from the grave to send his ex-team s star quarterback into oblivion. It s up to Scooby and the gang to solve this mystery. . . . Blue Falcon and his inept mechanical sidekick, Dynomutt the Dog Wonder, face their deadliest threat yet. Six of their arch-foes - The Gimmick, Lowbrow, Queen Hornet, The Worm, Fishface and Superthug - have formed the Injustice League of America. Their main goal: wipe out Blue Falcon and Dynomutt. The super-heroic duo s only chance is to use a bit of psychology to undermine this terrible team.',' J. Spurlin'),
('24264',' The gang visits Ma and Pa Skillet at the Hokeyfenokee Swamp where Scooby-Doo is rejoined with his cousin Scooby-Dum for the first time since they were puppies. The Skillets are famous throughout Georgia for their Showboat restaurant and their two specialties: Ma s super-spicy funky fritters and Pa s Fenokee Fizz. The Skillets  once-thriving business is nearing bankruptcy thanks to the Ghost of the Gator Ghoul. . . . The peaceful metropolis, Big City, U.S.A., is unaware that danger lurks in the sinister figure of the Gimmick, a nefarious criminal who uses crude Rube Goldberg devices to serve his diabolical purposes. The Blue Falcon and the mechanical Dynomutt, Dog Wonder, pose as the rich proprietors of an art gallery until it s time to fight crime. F.O.C.U.S. One alerts them to the newest danger: the Gimmick is robbing Big City Bank. But it turns out the Gimmick has a scheme beyond just stealing money. His true target will be the treasures of Prince Ringpur of Panistan; but not until he s framed the Blue Falcon and Dynomutt for a crime they did not commit.',' J. Spurlin'),
('24265',' A no-faced zombie steals a rare coin from a shop. Scooby and the gang follow him to the Dilly Dally Dolly Co. where they find not only the zombie, but a gorilla as well. . . . Mr. Cool - a fat, bald man who wears nothing but shorts and yet is perpetually hot in the freezing environments he creates for himself - uses his freeze ray to put Big City at his mercy. Worse, he tricks Blue Falcon into sending Dynomutt to him for reprogramming. The altered Dog Wonder now is evil and wants to do Blue Falcon harm. Only Dynomutt s irreducible ineptitude can save the Falcon now.',' J. Spurlin'),
('24266',' Scooby-Doo and the gang visit the Smithsonian museum but find the place is haunted by Benedict Arnold, Major André and William Demont. Or so it seems. The gang will find a tunnel that leads to the U.S. Mint before they solve this spirited mystery. . . . Blue Falcon and his inept mechanical sidekick, Dynomutt the Dog Wonder, fight the evil Prophet. This sinister psychic has a devious way of making his predictions come true. Before this adventure is over, Dynomutt will pose as Swami Poochi and find himself and his blue buddy launched into outer space.',' J. Spurlin'),
('24267',' A million-year-old humanoid shark, frozen in a block of ice, is on display at Aqua World. But it seems to have come back to life. This strange event is made stranger by the theft of a maharajah s jewels. It s up to Scooby and the gang to solve this maritime mystery. . . . The mysterious Ironface, whose identity is hidden by a sinister-looking iron mask, kidnaps the city s officials and its two superheroes, Blue Falcon and Dynomutt the Dog Wonder. The motive: revenge. But for what? No one knows who this strange Ironface really is.',' J. Spurlin'),
('24268',' Scooby-Doo and the gang are hoping to ski in Winterhaven, but the town has no power, no guests and no citizens. Well, Mayor Dudley is still there. And so is Mr. Collins who owns the power and light company. And it seems Voltner, the chief electrician, has also remained - as the 10,000-volt Ghost. . . . Professor Ronald Hickman, once a good man and the world s leading scientist, conducted one experiment too many and wound up with his great brain trapped in the body of a lowly worm. This warped his mind and changed him from an upstanding citizen into the criminal mastermind, the Worm. When the Worm frees two other great criminals from prison to make them his henchmen, it s up to the Blue Falcon and his mechanical sidekick, Dynomutt the Dog Wonder, to stop him.',' J. Spurlin'),
('24269',' This series is aimed at pre-schoolers and it explores the fascinating world of building through puppetry and live-action videos. It features the comic trials and tribulations of a group of construction toys named Scoop, Doozie and Axel the dumptruck, along with others.',' Anonymous'),
('24270',' Scorch was a 1300-year-old dragon who lived with TV weatherman Brian and his daughter Jessica. Scorch could talk, and appeared with Brian on his news program posing as a ventriloquist s dummy. Scorch would make jokes during Brian s weather forecasts. No one knew Scorch s real identity.',' Marty McKee <mmckee@wkio.com>'),
('24271',' For years, one of America s favorite board games was Scrabble, the Selchow & Righter-marketed game introduced in the 1930s. The game was revised and brought to television in 1984 by Reg Grundy Productions. Two contestants competed in the "crossword" round, played on a giant Scrabble board. Host Woolery announces a letter to build on, announces the number of letters in the word and reads a clue to said word (e.g., a seven letter word; "Experts really know how to pick them"; answer: "pockets"). The contestant chosen to go first draws two numbered tiles from the rack; the rack (positioned between the contestants) contained all the letters in the word, plus three "stoppers," or letters not in the puzzle. The contestant indicates which letter he wants to place in the word; if the letter fits, he/she may either attempt to guess the word or place another letter in the puzzle (the contestant draws two more tiles if he/she still doesn t attempt a guess). If the letter tried is a "stopper" or the contestant gives an incorrect solution, control passes to the opponent; letters landing on blue or pink squares were worth cash bonuses if they correctly guessed the word (#500 and #1,000 respectively, which the players kept regardless if they won the game). Play on the current word continues until all three "stoppers" are found (at which time a "speedword" format was used) or until one letter remained in the puzzle. The contestant who guesses the word correctly wins one point; all subsequent words were built on a letter in the previous word. The first player to win three points won the game, #500 and played the Sprint Round. In the Sprint Round, the contestant played vs. the returning champion to guess a given number of words in a shorter time period than the opponent. Either way, the "speedword" format was used, with Woolery giving the number of letters in the word and a clue. The contestant was shown two letters at a time; there were no "stoppers" in the Sprint Round, though a 10-second penalty was assessed for incorrect guesses. The winner of the Sprint Round received a cash bonus (usually #1,000), returns as champion and played the Bonus Sprint against the clock. In the Bonus Sprint, the contestant had to guess two words, again under the "speedword" format, within 10 seconds to win #5,000 (plus #1,000 for each day it was not won); an incorrect guess at any point stopped the game. Champions continued until their defeat or until winning 10 Sprint Rounds. The rules o both the crossword and Sprint rounds changed several times during the show s run, most commonly relating to bonuses and the Sprint Round formats and how returning champions were determined; the above plot summary indicates the most enduring format.',' Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>'),
('24272',' A game show based on the popular board game of the same name, hosted by Chuck Woolery. Given a clue and a set of blank spaces, contestants must choose letters to fill in the blanks until they can guess the mystery word. Winners move on to a speed round where they must face a previous champion for a chance to win the grand prize.',' Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>'),
('24273',' A show in which, each week, two rival teams are given the task of building some kind of machine, in one day, using only the items found in an unusually well-stocked scrapyard. Machines constructed to date have included trebuchets, hovercraft, rockets, gliders, cannons and diving suits.',' Simon Shearn <simon@frieth.demon.co.uk>'),
('24274',' Series that began simply as a medium for airing horror and sci-fi movies, with some voice overs from Jerry G. Bishop. Soon, Bishop began to appear in videotaped segments as "Svengoolie", between episodes and commerical breaks. One of the writers on the show was young Rich Koz who went on to use the Svengoolie character to great success on the TV show of the same name. Weird segents with a talking skull named Zelda and a ventriloquist s dummy named Durwood were the norm.',' Greg Sebben'),
('24275',' The Screech Owls are one of the great contenders of the Lapine Cup. They play hockey as amazing as they solve mysteries that are occurring in the town of Tamarack. These problems sometimes cut into their hockey games, and they don t play as well as they should. Their goals are to win as many games in their season and playoffs and solve mysteries.',' Anonymous'),
('24276',' In the spring, when one gentleman s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of a former love, his wife decides to take drastic action. She and hubby make a trip back to the old home town, determined to come face to face with his childhood sweetheart.',' Anonymous'),
('24277',' A reporter recognizes a hot young baseball player as the son of a former famous - and infamous - ballplayer who was accused of throwing the World Series.',' Jim Beaver <jumblejim@prodigy.net>'),
('24278',' Producer Kenith Trodd was part of a 1984 team brought together to study how the BBC should respond to Channel Four s pioneering efforts in making films for both television and theatrical release. The result was a transition from the earlier concept of studio-made plays, such as "Play for Today" and the introduction of the new BBC anthology film series, "Screen One" and "Screen Two," with Trodd s supervision of the initial group of titles in 1985.',' Bhob Stewart <bhob2@earthlink.net>'),
('24279',' Stevie "Smudger" Smith and his wife Marie are both addicted to drugs; he s also a dealer. The day he  deals with  another dealer, she gives birth to a baby. The baby appears to be addicted too and Marie decides to give up the habit. Because Stevie doesn t want to give up using and dealing drugs, they take Marie and the baby away from him. The new, tough, social worker Liam Kane tries to get Stevie in his group sessions, by using his violent approach and by telling him it s the only way he ll ever see Marie and the baby back. So there seems to be hope to get Stevie clean, if only he wants to himself. That things aren t that easy is shown by the drugs addicted hooker Gail, who s satisfied with the life she leads.',' Gidi Kroon <G.V.Kroon@el.utwente.nl>'),
('24280',' Several men from Wales travel to the Philippines on an arranged tour to meet Filipina women for romance and possible marriage. None of the women are the ideal Asiatic beauties the men imagined, but by the end of the tour, most of the Englishmen return with a new bride.',' Anonymous'),
('24281',' A British high school bet between two friends, and a case of teenage love, take unexpected turns as a small deception called the  October House Partnership  attracts increasingly bigger players in the property market on both sides of the Atlantic.',' Jack Yan'),
('24282',' Based on a true story. In 1940, Britain s gold reserves were transferred for safety to Liverpool because of the threat of a German invasion. The top-secret operation was known only to a handful of security men and senior bank officials... and a group of Liverpool dockers who handle the move. Billy Mac, the dockers  leader, hatches an ingenious plan to steal some of the gold bars from under the noses of the guards.',' Anonymous'),
('24283',' A corpse is fished out of a north London canal with stab wounds through the eyes. The victim was a prominent member of the Hasidic Jewish community, and the cause of death one reserved by the Hasidim to punish "moysers" or informers.',' Anonymous'),
('24284',' Producer Kenith Trodd was part of a 1984 team brought together to study how the BBC should respond to Channel Four s pioneering efforts in making films for both television and theatrical release. The result was a transition from the earlier concept of studio-made plays, such as "Play for Today" and the introduction of the new BBC anthology film series, "Screen One" and "Screen Two," with Trodd s supervision of the initial group of titles in 1985.',' Bhob Stewart <bhob2@earthlink.net>'),
('24285',' Screen Wars is a weekly television show featuring short films made across Arizona. The 26 episodes are divided into genres: Comedy, Action, Western, Drama and Horror/SciFi. Films go up against each other each week and the audience votes for their favorite via www.ScreenWars.net. The genre winner is an automatic selection for the 2006 Phoenix Film Festival.',' Amanda Melby'),
('24286',' The Final episode of Season Two of SCREEN WARS featuring the public s favorite homage, THELMA AND LOUISE directed by Susan K. Brigham, the favorite film SILHOUETTE directed by Webb Pickersgill and the Awards Ceremony with all of the specialty awards.',' Amanda Melby'),
('24287',' Opening Homage to NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, two semi-final films: PLAYBACK directed by Matt Wintz and Chris Putman and LIFE ON PAWS directed by Chris Bailey and a special feature on the University of Advancing Technology s Digital Video Program.',' Amanda Melby'),
('24288',' When Carla begins to feel old, she drags her friends to a college club and decides to take a fertility test, among other things. And while all of J.D. s friends love Julie, they begin to worry that J.D. is going to ruin the relationship after he begins saying his thoughts aloud.',' Alex'),
('24289',' Where Perry talks to his psychiatrist about how Jordan wanted him to bond with her family but instead he preferred to stay home and invite some of the guys at the hospital to his place to watch a game, JD gives him the advice to give Kelso the check-up that the later needs for his insurance and Perry actually listens.',' prometheus'),
('24290',' JD dresses like a clown to fill into Elliot s shoes. Dr. Cox tries to have the hot Dr. Miller on his side in the war with Kelso. It s Turk s turn to take the narration -since JD is a clown and has nothing to say- and he is afraid of sending the invitations that mean that his wedding is finalized and there is no going back. But Carla makes him know that she is the right person to be with.',' prometheus'),
('24291',' The hospital is seen from the perspective of The Janitor, who s out to prove he can make a difference after getting rid of J.D. for the day. Also, Turk sees his "blackness" called into question by Dr. Cox, and Elliot s intern s mistakes begin to frustrate her.',' Alex'),
('24292',' Cox and Kelso still have some issues since Cox punched him a week earlier, and Kelso is still squeaking. Although JD is now starting with the third year; he still needs Dr. Cox s help identifying a patients problem, so the four of them do every single test trying to figure it out. Elliot has some issues with her self confidence, so she buys a car, she meets Sean again, and she goes into a transformation moment that changes both her looks and behavior, so she provides some big help to JD in his patient s problem.',' theprometheus'),
('24293',' J.D, convinced that one of his patients is sick as a result of misconduct on Turk s behalf, questions not only his (Turk s) abilities as a surgeon but their friendship also. Elliot feels disrespected by Dr. Kelso after he refers to her as  sweetheart  during rounds. In the meantime, J.D. misses his chance to kiss Elliot after being interrupted by Dr. Cox, leaving him 48 hours to get the kiss, in the fear that they will end up as just friends. Will he make it in time?',' born-rock64'),
('24294',' Turk and Carla s wedding causes tension between guests, especially Elliot and J.D, who s relationship had taken a nose-dive the week before. Turk attempts to work a little later to have an extended honeymoon, but will he make his big day on time?',' born-rock64'),
('24295',' Turk finds out before Carla does that she s finally pregnant. After J.D. persuades Turk to take advantage of her not knowing so they can pull off the "greatest surprise", their plan backfires when she mentions to Turk whenever she gets pregnant *she* wants to be the one to tell everyone. Hilarity (as always) ensues.',' AtlantaBravesBelle'),
('24296',' Turk has some wonderful news for Carla... she s finally pregnant! However, Turk decides to hold off on telling Carla after J.D. persuades him to take advantage of this opportunity to pull off the "world s greatest surprise". Meanwhile, J.D. plants a tracker on the Janitor, and Dr. Cox and Elliot get into a nasty fight.',' Alex'),
('24297',' Janitor and his colleagues are assigned the task of "taking care of" J.D. but not for long. Jordan comes in to the hospital for her Ultrasound to reveal the sex of the baby. Turk s recently divorced brother comes to stay for the weekend. Meanwhile, an old friend of Kelso, Dr Townhend (Dick Van Dyke) puts a patient s life in jeopardy, causing Kelso to question his obsolete methods as a doctor.',' born-rock64'),
('24298',' The Sacret Heart staffers each try different ways to take their minds off the fact that a favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk, has to undergo an extremely risky procedure. While J.D. and Elliot try to get lucky in love, or maybe just find themselves booty calls, Dr. Cox finds a new drinking buddy in the Janitor, and Carla encourages Turk to fight for a female-friendly hospital gym.',' Alex'),
('24299',' An ever present butterfly prompts the question of what could have happened differently while Turk searches for his missing lucky do-rag and Elliot hunts for her patient s stuffed toy.',' Anonymous'),
('24300',' J.D. s dislike for and resentment towards intern Keith increases to the point where J.D. tries to get him dismissed from Sacred Heart, but the plan backfires. Elsewhere, Elliot and Turk misplace their patient s deathbed statement to his children; and the Janitor attempts to keep a pet bird in the hospital without Dr. Kelso knowing it.',' Alex'),
('24301',' Dr. Kevin Casey the medical attendant AND surgeon comes to the hospital to impress them with his extraordinary medical skills, and his severe obsessive compulsive disorder case He gives JD a hard time about his eternal search for a mentor He shocks Turk with his extraordinary surgical skills And takes Cox s position as the greatest-doctor-in-that-hospital',' theprometheus'),
('24302',' When J.D. rearranges his schedule to allow himself more time with Turk, Turk secretly resents hanging out with J.D. because it interferes with his own "Turk Time." Meanwhile, Cox and Jordan go on a double date with Elliot and Keith, and Carla covers for Kelso at work as he grieves for his dead dog. Later, a patient almost dies after giving up part of his liver for his brother, and the hospital staff learns about making sacrifices for the people they really care about.',' Alex'),
('24303',' JD tries to break up with Danni, but he never broke up with anybody. While Perry -for the first time in a long time- is happy, and that reflects on his behavior in the hospital. Now he has the problem of not having anybody interested in his lessons and teaching because the only way he can teach is through fear, so he will have to "scare them back to him". And Elliot finds out that the whole hospital -except the janitor- is making fun of her new look, and she has to lose it or not worry what they think.',' theprometheus'),
('24304',' When Elliot s engagement ring doesn t fit, she feels that the perfect proposal she s always dreamed of is ruined and takes back her yes. To make up for it, Keith lets her plan her dream proposal; Elliot s visiting sorority sister, Melody (guest star Keri Russell), continues to spurn J.D. s advances; Carla s still not emotionally ready to have sex after having a baby, driving Turk over the edge; J.D. has an epiphany.',' lilsnapdragon'),
('24305',' It s Thanksgiving at Sacred Heart and J.D. is diagnosed with appendicitis. Dr. Cox tries to gain the attention of his former mentor, and former chief of medicine, Dr. Benson. Meanwhile, Elliot tries to become a  warmer  doctor towards her patients.',' born-rock64'),
('24306',' After Elliot gives a patient an orgasm during a pelvic exam and refers to patients  private areas  using non-medical terms Dr. Kelso taunts her. Carla tells Turk that she doesn t think they should have again until their wedding night, the Janitor uses this information to his advantage to get back at Turk. Dr. Cox moves in with J.D. and Turk temporarily as a result of not being able to handle his relationship with Jordan.',' born-rock64'),
('24307',' JD is dating TCW but he finds out that she is a drama queen, refusing to admit to Elliot that she was right; he tries to keep the heat in his relation. Carla s mom dies while Carla is planning for the wedding. She thinks that the best way to cheer up is by getting married as soon as possible in a small wedding. Kelso makes the interns that mistreat patients take seminars from him, then from perry so that the hospital would avoid law suits.',' Anonymous'),
('24308',' It s the end of their 2nd year and everything starts to feel boring, but they have their college pal to cheer them up, and get them into trouble. Dr. Kelso is on his annual "picking somebody to pick on so that everybody will be scared of him", he picks up Elliot for almost blinding him, almost gets her to quit. Perry discovers that he is the father of Jordan s child, he gets angry and tries to break up with Jordan but she won t let it happen ,then he tells JD that he is not mad at Jordan but he is actually scared from the idea of being a father.',' prometheus'),
('24309',' Elliot works to rebuild Dr. Cox s confidence when he returns to Sacred Heart. Meanwhile, Turk pays for being insensitive to Carla during her pregnancy, and J.D. has feelings of deja vu.',' Alex'),
('24310',' When Dr. Cox scoffs at reading lines with a patient preparing for a play, J.D. urges his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients. But when J.D. scores a date with a hot babe who loves his hair, he s not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemo. Turk and Carla attempt to eliminate all stress to better their chances of conceiving, but Turk has to compete for a surgical resident spot and Carla loses Dr. Kelso s VIP patient. Meanwhile, Elliot showers Keith with stupid gifts.',' Alex'),
('24311',' Dr. Cox, full of guilt over the deaths of several patients he treated, shows up to work drunk and is forced to take a leave of absence, and everyone but J.D. is quick to rally around Dr. Cox in his time of need.',' Alex'),
('24312',' Cox is furious with Kelso for launching a lucrative "body scan" service at the hospital. Carla is becoming increasingly frantic about her impending marriage to Turk. Elliot is about to let Sean move in, but breaks up with him after J.D. confesses his love for her.',' Steve Green'),
('24313',' JD is dating Danni -Jordan s sister- and that means spending more time with Cox outside the hospital, and Perry doesn t very much like it. Danni tells JD that she is falling in love with him, but gets mad for the fact that he wasn t even listening, and while Jordan explains that even they are doctors they don t listen. When that happens, both JD and Cox realize that the patient -that they didn t know what s wrong with- actually tried to commit suicide.',' prometheus'),
('24314',' On his first day at the Sacred Heart Hospital new Intern J.D realizes that being a doctor is a whole lot different and harder than he actually thought. At the end he finds out that people are not always what they seem to be at first, for example Dr Kelso who did act nice is actually a complete Jerk and mean Dr Cox is actually a good guy.',' Nine00'),
('24315',' J.D. and co are baffled when they think that Private Dancer has taken to many pills by accident, but it soon becomes clear, causing Elliot to leave a skeleton or two out of her unaccommodating closet. Turk feels guilty when he finds out that an ex-girlfriend of J.D. s he slept with has died.',' born-rock64'),
('24316',' Grief counseling is offered to Mrs. Wilk, whose condition has worsened considerably. As she comes to accept her fate with help from a quirky therapist, J.D. and Dr. Cox surprisingly turn to each other for support as they face losing their favorite patient. Elsewhere, Ted and the Janitor team up to give bitter Kelso a taste of his own medicine, and Elliot s relationship with Keith changes.',' Alex'),
('24317',' When a potential new girlfriend enters J.D. s life, Elliot offers J.D. relationship advice and tries to help break his bad habit of ruining romantic moments by uttering really inappropriate things. Meanwhile, Jordan and Carla each have problems with Dr. Cox, and Turk joins the hospital air band.',' Alex'),
('24318',' J.D. meets the klutzy Julie, and when he becomes smitten, Elliot attempts to help out with romance advice; Carla tries to find Cox s soft side when he refuses to kiss his son; Turk and Janitor put together an air band to win a contest, but Kelso gives them a tremendous obstacle.',' Adam Justice'),
('24319',' Kim (J.D. s girlfriend) has been offered a position St. Louis and is still undecided if she should take it as this job would separate her and J.D. for four months. Although J.D. claims that he fully supports either decision, he acts as the super-nice boyfriend so that she will not leave him. Turk tries to convince Carla to leave the hospital because he has to surrender his paycheck back to Dr. Kelso in order to cover the hospital expenses. Dr. Cox discovers that one patient has an orange skin color - an unsolved medical mystery since Dr. Cox cannot think of anything that turns the epidermis orange. Dr. Kelso punishes Elliot for taking the new job as a private practitioner by ignoring her. She takes her frustration out on Turk, who she thinks is not supportive enough. Meanwhile, no one notices that Carla suffers from post-partum depression.',' B. Tenbergen aka nanoprobe19'),
('24320',' While at a nightclub J.D. hits it off with the bartender who says she needs a doctor. She arrives at the hospital with her boyfriend who turns out to have gonorrhea. J.D. is bound by doctor patient confidentiality so can t tell his girlfriend.',' Wonder Woman'),
('24321',' Turk and Carla set a date for the wedding, so JD wants to take Turk out for dinner to celebrate the end of an era, Turk has a problem with being straight with is feelings, until he sees a gay couple in the hospital. Carla finds a urine sample without a tag; she tries to find its patient. Elliot and Sean are back together but starting things up again is really hard because Elliot has a problem finding time for him, because of her job.',' theprometheus'),
('24322',' JD is to start his surgical practice and he would do anything to be in the group, and anything DOES include selling his best friend. Perry -frustrated by the crappy computers Kelso gives them in order to buy fancy stuff for himself- takes advantage of Kelso being away and starts a rumor that Kelso died which makes everyone happy.',' Anonymous'),
('24323',' The discovery that his latest patient is a comedy writer tips J.D. into a sitcom fantasy, complete with the dreaded laugh track. Turk and Carla worry that the romance has left their marriage. Cox volunteers to trim $26,000 from the hospital budget to avoid Kelso firing a cafeteria worker.',' Steve Green'),
('24324',' J.D. intervenes when Carla and Turk have relationship problems, suggesting they go for a few drinks...yet J.D. s friendly gesture only makes things worse when he and Carla share a drunken kiss. The Janitor blackmails Dr. Cox when Jordan is unaware of how he (Dr. Cox) is treating they re e son. Meanwhile, Elliot deals with a patient with a strange (more than eyebrow raising) condition.',' born-rock64'),
('24325',' Laverne was in a car accident and is in a coma.Everyone has a hard time dealing with it.Jordan is having her baby but Dr.Cox doesn t want everybody knowing about it. J.D is only one who knows about the birth and is obsessed about becoming the godfather.',' nima'),
('24326',' J.D. accidentally runs into Dr.Cox in a store, who both then run into annoying former suicidal patient Jill Tracy. Meanwhile Elliot and Carla do a little investigating and find out that Todd hasn t actually slept with anyone in the hospital - they jump to conclusions about his sexuality.',' warbi'),
('24327',' The Sacred Heart Staff, under the leadership of Dr. Cox, works to keep three patients who need transplants alive. Meanwhile, J.D. runs into ex-patient Jill Tracy, who he finds extremely annoying, and Carla and Elliot pry into Todd s personal life, but Turk warns them to leave it alone.',' Alex'),
('24328',' In the sixth season opener, J.D. deals with the news that he s going to be a father, Dr. Cox worries about how his anger is going to affect his offspring, and The Janitor wonders whether his personal vendetta against J.D. is a waste of time. Also, Elliot decides she too wants children.',' Alex'),
('24329',' JD and Carla are becoming closer; furthermore, they are "bead friends". Dr. Ramirez, someone Carla used to like before he left the hospital, is back in town, and Carla goes out with him, not telling Turk. The janitor is dressing up as his "twin" brother, Roscoe, to trick JD and Turk, but they won t fall for it.',' KTW'),
('24330',' A patient (Tony award nominee Stephanie D Abruzzo) hears singing from everyone, turning Sacred Heart into a musical extravaganza. Meanwhile, Elliot determines whether or not J.D. should move in with her, and Carla determines whether or not to go back to work.',' Jason Breslin'),
('24331',' J.D. is forced to show his brother Dan some tough love when he shows up in town. Carla and Turk pick baby names. Dr. Cox realizes the consequences of making negative comments about Kelso s son.',' Anonymous'),
('24332',' J.D. s brother Dan pays a surprise visit, during which he s disappointed to learn that Elliot isn t into him like J.D. had suggested. Elsewhere, Turk slips up when he confides to J.D. the top secret baby names Carla has chosen.',' Alex'),
('24333',' Elliot tries to get a dying patient s dog in the hospital but Dr.Kelso is still mad at her because she went into private practice.Dr.Cox has to do everything around the house since Jordan had her prenatal surgery and he also gets in an argument with Laverne and tries everything to prove his point.Carla hires a hot nanny and J.D and Turk can t stop looking at her.',' nima'),
('24334',' J.D. tries to pawn off Elliot as his  sidekick  but is shocked to find that she figures out something before he does. Turk has a realization and tries to come to terms with his Diabetes. Meanwhile, The Janitor tries to impress Elliot by gathering up the  Brain Trust  to upstage Ted s band.',' born-rock64'),
('24335',' As Turk and Carla return from their honeymoon, J.D. prepares for his first day as a qualified doctor. Elliot is still infuriated with him over their break-up. The hospital has a new psychiatrist, the somewhat dippy Dr Molly Clock. Dr Cox warns J.D. he still has much to learn.',' Steve Green'),
('24336',' Elliot gets upset with J.D. when he doesn t defend her after she s accused by the other interns of giving preferential treatment to Keith. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox is stuck caring for one of Dr. Kelso s old, miserable, and demanding friends, and Carla resorts to trickery to find out if Turk is sterile.',' Alex'),
('24337',' JD meets a Dr. that used to be a residence under Cox and he takes his advice on how to deal with Dr. Cox and eventually finds out that the reason Cox hates that Dr. is because he slept with Jordan and that s why they got divorced. While Carla feels that she is not sexy anymore and finds out that it s because she s engaged.',' The Promtheus'),
('24338',' J.D. discusses the philosophy of death with a transplant patient. Elliot feels that having a unisex locker room at the hospital is unfair. Meanwhile, Turk proposes to Carla just before she leaves for 5 days to take care of her grieving mother, leaving him to ponder over what her answer will be.',' born-rock64'),
('24339',' JD and Kevin Casey find out about the roof toilet -aka- the epiphany toilet- Elliot needs help regaining her intubating skills, so she turns to KEVIN CASEY who helped everyone else And Turk asked JD to be his best man, so will JD be the best best man?',' theprometheus'),
('24340',' Carla and Turk decide to ask J.D. to move out of the apartment, leaving J.D. temporarily homeless, but it isn t long before they start to miss having him around...thus resulting in them realizing something they hadn t expected. Dr. Cox s competitive high school friend Ron comes to visit, Dr. Cox discovers that his (Ron s) son is autistic.',' born-rock64'),
('24341',' Danni will move in -temporarily- to JD s. Carla and Elliot find out that a dying patient is still a virgin, and she wants to have sex before she dies, so they go out to find a man-whore. A patient of Perry s is getting a new liver, but Turk gives the opinion that the patient can t have the liver because he drinks.',' theprometheus'),
('24342',' It s Jack s first birthday, so Jordan s siblings Dani and Ben are in town. Dr. Cox tells JD to leave a patient for 1/2 an hour and check-up on Ben s leukemia. The patient dies, Dr. Cox blames JD, and takes over his patients. Carla and Turk argue about Turk getting rid of his mole and Carla taking Turk s last name. The main theme is acceptance.',' KTW'),
('24343',' J.D. wakes next to Elliott, with the chilling realisation that he doesn t actually love her. At the dress rehearsal for the wedding, Turk is tricked into a humiliating gaffe by Carla s brother. J.D. chooses that moment to come clean with Elliott - who responds by throwing him across a table. Elsewhere, Cox deliberately provokes an argument with Jordan to maintain the spark in their relationship.',' Steve Green'),
('24344',' Perry is jealous from the baby taking the attention of Jordan, Elliot tries to sabotage her relation with Paul, Turk and Carla are arguing more after they got engaged, in the middle of all this mess JD feels lonely and starts a weird relation with TCW which stands for Tasty Coma Wife, a wife of a patient in coma that starts to feel alone so goes out with JD but then they decide that she needs to take more time.',' prometheus'),
('24345',' Smitten, J.D. tries to plan a perfect date with Kim on their night off, but Elliot gets in the way. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Jordan celebrate a milestone in their young son s life. Later, baby fever sweeps the hospital as the staff tries to pick a name for Turk and Carla s expected baby, but no one could guess who at Sacred Heart has to sweat out a pregnancy next.',' Alex'),
('24346',' J.D. challenges a urologist s assessment on a consult for a patient who might need a risky surgical procedure, feeling that she s playing it safe professionally and personally, since he also starts to fall for her. Along the same lines, Elliot considers breaking up with her boyfriend/intern Keith for being too weak, especially when he s being picked on by Dr. Cox.',' Alex'),
('24347',' 100th episode. As a tribute to "The Wizard of Oz", the four companions go on a similar journey. Turk needs a heart from a patient in order to be the first resident to assist performing an in-house heart transplant. Carla needs courage to have a child with turk even though she can t stand babies, Elliot needs the brains to handle speaking in a medical seminar, and J.D, well, he just wants to get home...',' Dor Shilton'),
('24348',' The soap-operatic story follows the fortunes of three ambitious youngish people: Billy, secretary and then wife to an older zillionaire, whose death frees Billy to start up a Beverly Hills boutique ("Scruples") and to pursue the pretentious and manly but commercially woebegone film director Vito Orsini. Meanwhile, Valentine, a French would-be fashion designer, and Spider, a parking lot attendant/photographer/stud, struggle up the ladder, become buddies and put off a romance that seems inevitable despite their difference in height. After Valentine and Spider become Billy s employees, they team up to navigate a number of speed bumps on the road to happiness.',' Andrei Blok'),
('24349',' 22 years ago, a bizarre uprising occurred in Japan s Yokohama region, destroying civilization, killing many, and causing the area to break off from Japan s mainland. This region came to be known as the "Lost Ground". Over the years, some of the citizens managed to erect a new city in a corner of the Lost Ground and surrounded it with a barrier to protect it from the impoverished inhabitants of the island s surrounding wasteland. However, another phenomenon began to show up in the Lost Ground: Alter, the ability to rearrange matter at the atomic level in certain ways. "Inners" who were born with Alter powers became known as Alter Users, and Alter Users who lived outside the city and misused their powers were branded "Natives". The police force known as HOLD was constructed to control Native Alter Users. A division of it called HOLY was later created and made up almost entirely of law-abiding Alter Users. Now, however, HOLD and HOLY s control over the Lost Ground has become increasingly oppressive to the point that it has started to enslave the wasteland s people. Enter Kazuma, a reckless and hotheaded Native who lives with a little girl named Kanami. Kazuma barely manages to survive off working on a farm and doing tasks for his friend Kimishima. Soon, however, Kazuma becomes caught in the conflict with HOLY and forms a fierce rivalry with Ryuhou, one of its highest officers. What is the true intent of HOLY and its leader, Martin Zigmar?',' Axemblue'),
('24350',' On a ruined island section of Japan in which a portion of the inhabitants are gifted with special matter-controlling abilities, a cocky, brash native of the wasteland area fights for independence from the city sector s corrupt police force.',' Anonymous'),
('24351',' SCTV (for Second City TeleVision) was a comedy show from Canada that featured short skits and parodies. It is perhaps known best for its role in John Candy s early comedy career and for creating the popular Bob and Doug MacKensie characters.',' Tad Dibbern <DIBBERN_D@a1.mscf.upenn.edu>'),
('24352',' Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV s new programming season on NBC. He explains that we re going to see some Golden Classics from SCTV s vault (in other words, repeats), and we visit with other station characters who push the new season. Levon Helm and his band also comes to Mellonville and become part of a special One on the Town report. Sketches include: Message from Guy - Catch our Stars, High Q (repeat), Promo: The Merv Griffin Show (repeat), English for Beginners (remake of a season 1 sketch), Commercial: Dr Benson Credit Psychiatrist (repeat), Message from Prickley - The New Season, Leave It to Beaver 25th Anniversary Party (repeat), The Great White North - The Best Groups and Doug s Imitations (repeat), Promo: Dan Money (repeat), One On the Town - Levon Helm, Message from Hal Waxberg - Behind the Scenes, The $Millionaire (repeat), Commercial: 20 Depressing Hits by Connie Franklin (repeat), Message from Guy - Consultant, Commercial: Half Legs (repeat), Masterpiece Theatre - All the Long-Leggedy Beasties (repeat), Commercial: Spray-On Socks (repeat), One On the Town - Levon Helm Part 2, Play It Again, Bob.',' Anonymous'),
('24353',' For the rebellious Rockero whose library includes everything from Café Tacvba to System of a Down, Mun2 highly recommends a weekly dose of Se Habla Rock hosted by "Renato." An alternative to the overrated trend; On Se Habla Rock you get the best of English/Spanish alternative, punk-rock, and eclectic music video play. Se Habla Rock reaches all rockeros from hard-core rockers to emo/teenyboppers every Sunday at 11pm ET, only on Mun2.',' Marcial Rios'),
('24354',' Mike Nelson is a Scuba Diver in the days when it was still very new. He works alone and the plot was always mostly carried through his voice over narrations. These gave the show a flavor of a radio program. Typical adventures were finding a downed satellite or sunken treasure.',' John Vogel <jlvogel@comcast.net>'),
('24355',' On a unique underwater voyage spanning millions of years in prehistory, our dauntless presenter explores seven different seas, encountering an extraordinary variety of underwater life from seven different eras. His journey culminates in the late Cretaceous period - the most dangerous period ever in the ocean; the time of the awesome mosasaurs, a 20-metre-long monster with a mouth that could bite a tree in half. Before this period there are many other challenges the explorer must tackle first. In the Triassic period 230 million years ago, he meets and attempts to feed a six-metre nothosaur and the serpent-necked tanystropheus. Further back 400 million years ago and the plants have yet to evolve. The seas are terrorised by giant sea scorpions and even more monstrous, the 12-metre long tentacled orthocones. How does our expert plan to approach these terrible creatures?',' Svanis'),
('24356',' Dr. Douglas Monaghan heads a small staff at a Glasgow, Scotland university that studies and performs experiments concerning paranormal activities and abilities. His staff includes a woman who has some psychic gifts herself, as well as a skeptic who always looks askance at what happens during their investigations.',' Ron Kerrigan <mvg@whidbey.com>'),
('24357',' Roommates Chloe, Josh and Stuart arrange to use the University s facilities for an amateur experiment to see if they can cure Stuart s increasingly common nightmares. Justine arranges to supervise the seemingly innocuous procedure over night. When Stuart starts to dream his nightmares come to life, starting with visions that Justine experiences. Calling in Douglas to help determine what s happening, Stuart s dreams take on more and more menace and the group becomes trapped inside the building while his nightmares run rampant.',' Ron Kerrigan <mvg@whidbey.com>'),
('24358',' When a man comes to Craig and Justine for help after a woman tells him is about to die, Craig dismisses him as a kook. But when he visits the man s flat to return a jacket, he discovers the man has died. Curious, Craig visits a web site the man had mentioned and meets an alluring woman. Following clues the dead man left behind, Justine begins to suspect the woman involved may be a demon whose sole purpose is to propagate her kind, and is using Craig for that purpose.',' Ron Kerrigan <mvg@whidbey.com>'),
('24359',' After a former storage area is converted into new suites at a Glasgow hotel, guests and staff begin to experience frightening disturbances. The manager, granddaughter of the original owner, hires the Clyde University parapsychology department to investigate. When Justine and Craig spend a few nights in the "haunted" rooms, they wonder if sibling rivalry between the manager and her brother, or a real haunting, is occurring.',' Ron Kerrigan <mvg@whidbey.com>'),
('24360',' The Hammersley uncovers a sophisticated drug smuggling network, with explosive results. Mike is convinced the Federal Police are covering up the poisoning death of a marine biologist. Kate is jealous of Mike s relationship with Ursula Morrell, while Nikki struggles to restrain her feelings for ET.',' www.australiantelevision.net'),
('24361',' Twenty-four sailors from every walk of life, of every age and temperament, living literally cheek-by-jowl for week after week, away from family and friends sometimes for months at a time. All crammed in an elderly 40 metre metal hulled boat - in seas of all conditions with temperatures often in the 30 s. It s a pressure cooker that can bring out the best, and sometimes the worst, in all of them - man and woman alike. It calls upon reserves of devotion to duty, tolerance, obedience and of course humour, way beyond that which most people possess.',' colly_was_here'),
('24362',' Join Nick Clarke on an amazing journey along the River Thames as he hitches a ride on over 30 different river vessels and travels 215 miles against the flow, from the North Sea to the source in Gloucestershire. Thumbing a lift, he meets a myriad of local characters, discovers a rich variety of wildlife and unearths an amazing wealth of local history. This popular LWT series offers a fresh and unique insight into the people and character of one of the greatest rivers in the world.',' Harry Barnes'),
('24363',' When a corporate lawyer s professional and personal lives crumble she leaves the city with her children to live in a small seaside town and becomes a local judge.',' Anonymous'),
('24364',' Barbara Carey flies to Italy to visit her blind sister Mary Ann, who is studying in a music academy. Once in Rome Barbara discovers her sister has disappeared and, according to the Italian police, she may have been murdered by a maniac who is obsessed with young sightless women. With the help of Martin Foster, from the British Embassy, Barbara starts trying to find out what happened to Mary Ann. She even pretends to be blind herself in an attempt to attract the killer, and finally the clues lead her to Seagull Island, privately owned by a mysterious British citizen named David Malcolm. Barbara must then find the answers to several questions: was Mary Ann really kidnapped? What happened to David s wife and son in the island? And why is David s relative Carol so unhappy to see a woman with him?',' Anonymous'),
('24365',' The year is 2021. Deep below the ocean s surface, looms a vast, magnificently high-tech compound: Sealab. A multi-national scientific station with an annual budget in the trillions, dedicated to the research and exploration of man s final frontier... Sealab s crew is charged with exploring the possibility of underwater colonization. As the Earth s surface, by this time, has gotten just generally crowded, hot, and icky. However, as most government-funded agencies usually are, Sealab is manned by a motley collection of malcontents and screw-ups who were unfit for work in the private sector. They really don t get any research done, but instead spend their time bickering among themselves. Or just plain goofing off. The crew have manipulated their luckless leader, Captain Murphy, into submission, and are content to ride the government clock, raking in fat, hazardous-duty paychecks.',' Matt Thompson'),
('24366',' This is a remake using old animation from Hanna-Barbera s Sealab 2020, which was an educational cartoon about the environment. The premise for Sealab 2021 is that all of the characters have gone insane. Few if any characters on the show would be deemed able to run a trillion-dollar research station, especially Captain Murphy, who is left in charge. The plot of each show is usually absurd, and always hilarious.',' Anonymous'),
('24367',' A nuclear powered submarine is experiencing potential meltdown not far from Sealab. Captain Murphy and the crew of Sealab must make crucial repairs to the sub s nuclear reactor or the sub and Sealab will be destroyed. Are they up to the challenge?',' Matt'),
('24368',' The Sealab crew is very upset; some of their favorite personal items are disappearing. Captain Murphy takes advantage of the situation and decides to implement martian law. A crewmember attempts to correct him; perhaps he means martial law, but probably not martial law. Murphy is unwavering in his commitment to this "martian" law. He invokes the names of Ares, Phobos, and Deimos while he begins his campaign of intimidation and attempts to impose new rules on the crew.',' Ken Miller <wkmiller704@yahoo.com>'),
('24369',' A voluptuous Asian lady sells Murphy a cute squishy creature named a gloop. This gloop, named Squishface, quickly becomes Murphy s constant companion. The lady warned Murphy not to give it liquor, but Murphy gives it liquor. As a result, Squishface begins to multiply quickly. Because of their cuteness and adaptability, the gloops become favorite pets of most of the crew. There are problems with so many gloops on Sealab: they create an odor, they pollute the air with methane sulfate, and they are destroying the kelp harvest. Clearly, the gloops are a danger to the crew, but Murphy sides with the crewmates who wish to keep them as pets. Once the gloop problem escalates, the crew retaliates with napalm and flamethrowers.',' Ken Miller <wkmiller704@yahoo.com>'),
('24370',' Captain Murphy s "Happy Cake" cupcake oven is missing. Furious, he sends several sealab workers into the surrounding waters to find it. In confidence, Sparks reveals to Marco that he discarded the oven into the water as part of an larger plan to drive Captain Murphy crazy. Sparks also reveals to Marco that he is bent on world domination. Sparks shows Marco that he has a secret mountain stronghold, staffed by dozens of servile followers. There is a giant squid in the area. Marco shows Captain Murphy a radar image of the squid, but Murphy insists that the crewmembers risk their lives to bring back his beloved oven.',' Ken Miller <wkmiller704@yahoo.com>'),
('24371',' Late one night, the crew hears loud music emanating from Captain Murphy s room. When they interrupt him, they discover a cache of recently purchased valuables. Murphy has actually charged all these purchases on a credit card, which Sparks convinced him to get. Sparks had told Murphy that the credit card was magical. When Murphy discovers otherwise (that he s under a mountain of debt), he sends the Sealab crew on a dangerous mission to find sunken treasure. Secretly, Sparks has taken out life insurance policies on the crew.',' Ken Miller <wkmiller704@yahoo.com>'),
('24372',' By the mid-21st Century, humankind has colonized the oceans and formed the UEO--the United Earth Oceans--as a military organization to police it. Formerly a high-ranking member of the UEO, Nathan Bridger retired after the death of his wife, and retreated to an isolated island to study dolphins. An attempt is made to hijack the Seaquest DSV, the UEO s most powerful undersea vessel, and Nathan--its original designer--is convinced to return to active service, to assume command of it. His second in command is Cmdr. Jonathan Ford. In second season, the DSV added Dagwood, a prototype GELF (Genetically Engineered Life Form), Tony Piccolo, a man with surgically implanted gills, and Dr. Wendy Smith, a telepath/empath, to its crew of specialists. The series has New Age leanings, often presenting stories that deal with environmental issues or mix myth and mysticism--from ghosts to "gods"--into its science fiction.',' Marg Baskin <marg@asd.raytheon.ca>'),
('24373',' The Sea Quest crew is on its way to demolish an abandoned munitions plant. As they get closer they realize it isn t abandoned at all, there are five children trapped inside. One of the children is sick and needs to be transported to the ship right away, while the oldest boy is very hesitant to leave and runs off. Lucas is thrilled to have others his age on the boat and gets to show the oldest girl on a tour of the ship. Bridger must juggle keeping the two youngest boys out of his hair while trying to help Commander Ford get the last child out of the compound before it collapses. He also has to deliver solemn news to the children concerning their parents.',' Jonathan Katje'),
('24374',' A reactor accident sends seaQuest back in time to an alternate 1962, where the Cuban Missile Crisis turned to nuclear war. The only chance to put things right again is to travel further back in time and prevent the first shots from being fired.',' Anonymous'),
('24375',' Captain Nathan Bridger is hauled out of retirement to command the new submarine SeaQuest, under the authority of the United Earth/Oceans Organization. His ship goes up against pirate forces commanded by Marilyn Stark, a former SeaQuest captain who tried to instigate a war.',' Brian Barjenbruch'),
('24376',' Live from FOX Studios Sydney, the national winner of  Search For A Supermodel  will be announced. The lucky girl will be flown to Puerto Rico as Australia s representative in the Ford Models  Supermodel of the World in December, for the opportunity to win a US$250,000 modeling contract.',' Anonymous'),
('24377',' The Nile s source was the last great mystery for European explorers in the 19th century. The story of its discovery is one of heroism in the service of faith, greed, and obsession.',' Cleo <frede005@maroon.tc.umn.edu>'),
('24378',' "World Securities", an international high-tech private investigation company, employs field operatives who are aided by implanted audio receivers and who carry tiny cameras and telemetry units which can be attached to tie tacks or rings. Each episode featured one of three (O Brian, Franciosa, McClure) agents on a particular investigation, which usually had political elements. Meredith played the "director" of the investigations, as leader of the expert team who remained at headquarters monitoring and providing the agent with intelligence. Other experts included a computer hacker (such as they were portrayed in the early 70 s), someone fluent as a translator in several languages, and a doctor.',' Charley Kline <kline@uiuc.edu>'),
('24379',' In his first cooking series, produced especially for public television, acclaimed Napa Valley chef Michael Chiarello guides viewers on the how-to of cooking in season to create gourmet meals at home. Each weekly episode highlights a specific ingredient: first, the effort which goes into producing it, then selection for top quality, and finally, showing how that ingredient may be used in a diverse selection of dishes. The show visits with guest experts and features many recipes from Michael s own Tra Vigne restaurant.',' Kay-22'),
('24380',' Charles Russell dies, but since he is too good for hell and too bad for heaven, he is given the opportunity to go back to 1987 to assist his younger self, Chazz, in making better decisions at critical junctures in his life in order to (hopefully) get into heaven.',' George Krieger <gkrieg1@tigger.cc.uic.edu>'),
('24381',' Sketch comedy show set around the fictitious TV station SCTV. The programs broadcast by SCTV were parodies of films and other television shows. They included "Farm Film Report", Woody Allen s "Play It Again, Bob!", "Monster Horror Chiller Theatre", and "Great White North." Other skits involved the staff of SCTV, like president Guy Caballero, clueless newscaster Earl Camembert, washed up actor Johnny LaRue, and leopard-skin print wearing station owner Edith Prickley.',' Mike Konczewski'),
('24382',' Prospector Luke Carpenter was frozen in suspended animation in the year 1900 while panning for gold in Alaska. He was successfully thawed and returned home perfectly preserved at 33 years of age and a dead ringer for his 33-year-old grandson Ken. Luke moves in with his 67-year-old son Edwin, and tries to adjust to normal life while keeping his exact identity a secret.',' Marty McKee <mmckee@wkio.com>'),
('24383',' You can be tried for the same crime twice-on PAX TV s "Second Verdict," the next generation of court shows. Audiences will be taken through the compelling facts of real-life trials in broadcast television s first primetime courtroom reality series, where a mock jury decides if justice was served. In "Second Verdict," real felony cases from compelling trials that permitted cameras in the courtroom are presented to a panel. Unaware of the actual jury s verdict, the mock jury votes, and the show s hard-nosed, legal expert will reveal the actual verdict while giving new insight on whether justice was served. Was it a case of mistaken identity or did the time fit the crime?',' Raymond J Brune'),
('24384',' On Tenerife, a Pan Am flight taxied on the runway, while a KLM flight took off. But miscommunication caused one of the worst aviation disasters when the two jumbo jets collided, killing 583 people. The second by second analysis with interviewed survivors is covered in this episode.',' Anonymous'),
('24385',' Some of the world s most tragic events, from plane crashes to nuclear meltdowns. Moments that changed history are deconstructed in illuminating detail.A carelessly discarded match caused the worst fire in London Underground s history, killing 31 people. How did this small fire erupt into a deadly fireball?',' Anonymous'),
('24386',' In this series, we see the adventures of the young Father of Science Fiction and his friends, Phileas and Rebecca Fogg and their servant, Passepartout. In an alternative Victorian era, which has taken that era s technology to fantastic levels, this intrepid quartet battles villians wherever they find them.',' Kenneth Chisholm <kchishol@home.com>'),
('24387',' Starving French playwright Jules Verne never had a play remain open for longer than three days. One day, one of the doodles he made of a vehicle that can tunnel through the ground ends up being built by a shadowy organization that seeks to keep Europe under the heels of absolute monarchy. He links up with British secret agent Phineas Fogg, his cousin Rebecca, and his valet Passepartout to combat this organization and keep Europe in peace and scientific enlightenment.',' Jeff Cross <blackjac_1998@yahoo.com>'),
('24388',' A group of young Kiwis are recruited by a secret organization to act as spies attempt to save the world from various fiendish villains with plans for world domination at the same time having to contend with the mundane problems of teenage life.',' Anonymous'),
('24389',' In this series, inspired by real events during World War II, the kind, intelligent and worrisome Albert Foiret runs both a café, which is the only notable public house in a small Belgian town, where locals therefore naturally mix with the Nazi occupation forces, and a just as publicity-shy (even his bed-ridden wife knows nothing) network of the Belgian resistance, devoted to the evacuation of shot-down Allied pilots to Britain. He and his secret  army  (including some of his staff and the Brussels Dr. Pascal Keldermans), taking orders by illegal radio from London, constantly risk their lives -and if caught by the professionally torturing Gestapo, possibly everyone else s- to find the pilots, hide, nurse and prepare them for the long, dangerous journey out of the Reich under the Nazis  noses, a never ending cat-and-mouse game against specialized German hunters, run by the gentleman Luftwaffe (Air Force)- Major Erwin Brandt and the ruthless Nazi  secret state police  run by the cunning, authoritarian Sturmbannfuhrer Ludwig Kessler, whose devotion to Hitlers cause is boundless. Only when the Allies advance on the Ardennes after the Normandy landing, the rules and central cast start changing...',' KGF Vissers'),
('24390',' Mr. Belmont is a rich man who cannot control his teenage daughter Tiffany. She rebels against her father and decides to attend the local public high school so she can be with people her own age. Mr. Belmont accepts, but in secret, however, he hires Ernie, a young martial-arts fighter, to be Tiffany s friend and bodyguard. There s only one catch: she never must know it.',' Anonymous'),
('24391',' Poor Adrian has a lot on his plate! His parents are perpetually on the verge of divorce, he volunteers to help the aged and gets stuck with a revolting old man who treats him like a skivvy, he thinks he s an intellectual but still can t manage to do very well at school, the girl he liked starts going out with his best friend and the only person who seems on his side is his mad old grandma.',' Roseanne Hodge <rosie@ihug.co.nz>'),
('24392',' Desmond Pfeiffer (the P is pronounced) was a black British gentleman who was run out of England after being accused of cheating at cards. He takes a job as butler to a perpetually horny Abraham Lincoln in the White House during the Civil War.',' Jeff Cross <blackjac_1998@yahoo.com>'),
('24393',' In this homage to the cliffhanger serials of the  30s and  40s, 19th Century Wild West Marshal Jim Donner stumbled upon a secret underground city known as Chimera while chasing a gang of robbers. Chimera is lorded over by an evil despot named Thorval. Donner teams up with the resistance rebels in their effort to overthrow Thorval s cruel reign, while simultaneously investigating the gold robberies on the surface.',' Marty McKee <mmckee@wkio.com>'),
('24394',' This innovative half-hour science-fiction anthology aired live each Saturday morning. Captain Video (Al Hodge) was the catalyst that brought science-fiction and reality together in a creative showcase for dramatization of the works of well known authors. Strong character development and adult themes, a hallmark of the two Captain Video series, kept a positive look of quality within the storyline threads.',' Louis Rugani'),
('24395',' In this final episode of the series, the Video Ranger reminisces over his rise through the ranks of the Rangers and the many tests he underwent, and his eventual duties as second-in-command aboard the  Galaxy  with the Captain and the other Rangers.',' Louis Rugani'),
('24396',' EPISODE 1 - THE LAND OF ERROR - In the 12th century, an upstart Christian sect called Catharism challenges Church doctrine and the absolute power of the Pope. Pope Innocent III declares a Holy War to kill these people. The remote French village of Montaillou is the last stronghold of the Cathars. One man, Bishop Jacques Fournier, becomes one of the most skilled interrogators of the Holy Inquisition. EPISODE 2 - THE TEARS OF SPAIN - Fernando and Isabel proclaim themselves the Catholic Monarchs. In the war to drive the remaining Muslims from the south of the Kingdom their scapegoats become the Conversos, Jews who have converted to Christianity and who are now accused of being traitors and heretics secretly trying to undermine the Church. The Spanish Inquisition is born and a campaign of terror begins. EPISODE 3 - THE SWORD AND THE SHIELD - In 16th century the rise of Protestantism weakens the Church s spiritual control and its political influence. To protect the Roman Church from these threats, Pope Paul III establishes the Roman Inquisition to hunt down all the heretics. Cardinal Giovani Carafa appears unstoppable in his quest to protect the interest and morals of the Church. EPISODE 4 - THE END OF INQUISITION - In 1858, Pope Pius IX orders the Inquisitor of Bologna to take a six-year-old Jewish boy, Edgardo Mortara, from his family after he learns that the boy had been secretly baptized. In the political turmoil that follows, the Pope becomes a virtual prisoner in the Vatican and the once powerful Holy Roman Empire is reduced to just one hundred acres.',' Anonymous'),
