 Our host escapes a mob of "Fractured Flickers" fans - as he calls them - and introduces the first segment, "Saturday Night at the Bike Races" filmed from the sports capital of the world: Muncie, Indiana. Next, Conried comments on the mysterious bit player opposite Lillian Gish in "Birth of a Nation." A commercial for "Deadsel: America s Luxury Car" looks ominous. Conried s question-and-answer period is only long enough to provide the answers. "A Fractured Flickers Report: Spike That Rumor" claims that all rumors now current derive from a single fat-mouthed barber. "Tan Vicky s Gym" promises you a better body. Conried introduces Maureen O Hara only to find that his guest is really Bullwinkle J. Moose. "Yetta Hari s Master Spy Kit" includes everything you need. Conried reads notes from the "Fractured Flickers" fan club. Next is "Minute Mystery No. 402564." Conried hails Theodore J. Hasslebladd for saving the motion picture business. Finally, an "Ode to an Engineer."