 Joey s new roommate Ross is bored out of his mind, while on sabbatical, and shows absolutely not aptitude for relaxing and pranks. Phoebe is determined to  spread joy  all over the city as Santa s elf collecting for charity, but takes it too personal while many New Yorkers rather dump trash then actually donate money in the bin, thus reviving  street Phoebe . Joey is exasperated: even a part for an Italian Brooklyn actor his age is nailed by an unfit celebrity, so Ross makes it his mission to coach him creating his own part by writing a script; alas Chandler s idea for a self-invented game gets Joey s attention far easier. Tired of Rachel s hopelessly procrastinating  plan  Monica plainly asks Danny  who ignored her on purpose  to data Rachel, and he immediately accepts; she sees him kissing a girl in town, but at his apartment finds it s just his sister Krista, yet instead of relieved she is rather appalled how physically close the adult siblings still are, and the other friends concur. Joey tells Ross and Chandler who are bickering about what Joey should do that he finished fives pages in the library and asks them to test-read aloud- they soon finds it s a script for the two of them to make up...