 SpongeBob and Patrick are running up to the "Medieval Moments" restaurant (a spoof of Medieval Times), so they can watch the jousting tournament. Once they are there, Morrie announces the tournament. He asks for two volunteers to take part in the jousting, and SpongeBob and Patrick put their hands up. Soon enough, they are chosen. They each go onto a seahorse and they start the jousting. However, Patrick s seahorse is so fast that Patrick s lance flies out of his hand. He is left with a shield, which he uses to defend himself. SpongeBob causes Patrick to fly up in the air. SpongeBob s seahorse, for some reason, launches SpongeBob high in the air as well. They land in a small field in a medieval Bikini Bottom (there is no explanation as to how they time travelled). A large group of knights on seahorses surround the duo. Strangely, SpongeBob still thinks that everything is just acting and props. They lock SpongeBob and Patrick in the dungeons because they think they are witches (after all, they did fall from the sky). There they meet Squidley, who used to be the king s royal fool before he  royally messed up . SpongeBob still thinks they are still in the restaraunt, and describes  how accurate the props are . Later, SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidley are sent to the king, who orders them to be executed because of an insulting song they sang in from of him (Lyrics to this song are above, under  Squidley s song 3  in the songs section). It is now that SpongeBob realizes that they have travelled in time. However, Princess Pearl reminds King Krabs of the prophecy in a stained glass window. It says that two brave knights will fall from the sky and defeat the dragon (controlled by the evil wizard planktonomore) that is destroying the city. Pearl then tells King Krabs that SpongeBob and Patrick are the legendary knights foretold in the prophecy. Just then, the dragon (a giant jellyfish) smashes through the wall (the one with the prophecy on it). It kidnaps Pearl, so King Krabs tries to fight it. The dragon flicks King Krabs so hard that he smashes the guillotine, just before SpongeBob was about to die. The dragon flies away. King Krabs then sees a never-before-seen section of the prophecy showing King Krabs kicking out SpongeBob and Patrick. King Krabs tells them to defeat the dragon, then proceeds to kick them out. However, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to kick themselves out (literally). Squidley comes along as well. On the way, they stop off at the Blacksmith s to get some armour and weapons. However, all of the weapons are too heavy except for the jelyfish net. As they reach the bridge to Planktonomore s tower, the  Dark Knight , who guards the bridge, jumps out at them. They will have to defeat the Dark Knight to get across. The Dark Knight is then revealed to be a medieval Sandy (who, unlike the present Sandy, does not need an air helmet). SpongeBob realizes that he will have more chance of winning if he uses karate, because since it hasn t been invented yet, the Dark Knight will not be accustomed to it. Soon enough, SpongeBob knocks out the medieval Sandy. The Dark Knight is amazed that SpongeBob spared her life, and decides to follow SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidley on their quest. Back at the King s castle, they received a note saying that they will kill Princess Pearl if he doesn t hand over the village and his throne. SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidley and The Dark Knight proceed to to the top of the tower. SpongeBob distracts Planktonomore, while Patrick, Squidley and Medieval Sandy rescue Pearl. However, the Dragon soon arrives and zaps everyone except for Planktonomore. Just as the dragon was about to finish off SpongeBob, he pulls out a Krabby Patty he had been saving for lunch. The dragon likes it a lot. The dragon decides to go with SpongeBob s team, and zaps Planktonomore. Later, they are riding down a road. King Krabs is cooking Krabby Patties (on, unbeleivably, a modern grill) for the dragon. However, as soon as Squidley starts playing his clarinet, everybody hates it, and someone throws a rock at him. The seahorses become scared and launch SpongeBob and Patrick into the air. They land back at the tournament. SpongeBob says "That was some dream I had, eh Patrick?" Patrick then replies "Try telling that to Squidley!" He then stands up, revealing a horribly squashed Squidley underneath him.