 Mr. Robson is mobbed by enthusiastic female footballers who won t take no for an answer when it comes to getting some training. Mrs. Monroe has been offered a chance for the school to appear in an advert. Ray s shocked to find that she might have turned it down, as the money would pay towards the camcorder fund. He and Justine search Mrs. Monroe s desk until they find the letter from the company. Ray persuades Justine to call as though she were Mrs. Monroe, saying she s changed her mind. The plan is successful, but they have no idea what the advert is for, except that they need footballers. Ray, Justine and Nick hold their own audition for players. At school, the film crew arrive to shoot the advert, and a surprised Mrs. Monroe tries to get the bottom of how come they turned up when she said no to them. In a geography class, Andy and Dennis are determined to somehow get involved in the advert, but they are ill-prepared, as usual. Ray tries to convince Mrs. Monroe it couldn t have been him who phoned, but then Justine turns up, and their subterfuge becomes obvious. Nevertheless, the advert filming gets under way, and a load of male footballers step in for the audition. However, it appears Ray and Justine overlooked a vital detail - the film crew are after female footballers! "No problem," says Ray, and shoots off to get some. With a terrible sense of timing, Andy and Dennis burst in, wearing emergency lost property P.E. kit...