 A man enters a public bathroom hoping to be able to do his business and get out without any fuss. But today that isn t going to be how it pans out. His door won t lock and he has to get down to business totally vulnerable. As soon as he gets comfortable (as comfortable as he can be) he hears a man in the other cubicle talk. "Hello there?" A little worried, he responds, but the man keeps talking, "How are you?" Again he responds, hoping the conversation will end there: The man in the other stall seems incorrigible and keeps talking as though he s flirting. He eventually asks "can I come over?" and the conversation must end there! "NO! I m busy at the moment!" There s a pause and the man in the other cubicle sighs. "Listen, I ll have to call you back. There s an idiot here who keeps answering all my questions."