 Alan is physically crushed by an overweight black patient who went trough his back because of too many tranquilizer pills and collapsed like a mountain chain when Judith calls to pick up Jake from school, so he phones Charlie, who doesn t pick up or he would have to leave a lover in bed. Repentant this forces Alan t cancel a day to see Jake s principal about an  intolerable  drawing of well-endowed female classmate Barbara Charlie rather fancies, he offers to help out, grudgingly finding that means answering the practice phone all day, and first getting up at seven to face traffic at 10 miles an hour. Charlie follows legally binding instructions not to touch any patients, but hires a sexy masseuse who has men lining up for non-medical  therapy . At Jake s school, Alan manages to antagonize Barbara s equally well-endowed mother, only to find the principal has the rack of all terrace builders records.