 The host for the episode is Kirk Douglas, and the musical guest is Sam & Dave. The skits for this episode are as follows: Gilda Radner brings her mother backstage to meet Kirk Douglas, but they are shocked to discover he s only four feet tall. For his opening monologue, Kirk reminisces about performing on stage in New York, then talks about his grandchildren and introduces his young god-daughter. A panel discusses the possibilities of Spartacus  personal life. A team of dentists is shrunken down to microscopic size to do hands-on work on Anwar Sadat s teeth. During the Weekend Update, an ad for Ronald Reagan s campaign showcases the actor s sense of humor, while Al Franken insists on reinstating the draft so he won t have to serve. Nick the lounge singer gives a drunken performance at a bar mitzvah. Tom Snyder invites the brothers of the presidential candidates for a group interview. Kirk does impersonations of Kirk Douglas impersonators. A lavatory attendant asks Kirk for an autograph while he s using the facilities. Sam & Dave perform "You Don t Know Like I Know" and "Mask of Fear".