 Randir is trying to get boys  hockey started. Pogo finds a new, but short-lived, retail opportunity, hiring out audio cassettes to use in the language lab. Suzanne seems to have a crush on Scruffy McGuffy. Since the School Magazine is currently banned, Suzanne plans to make her own bulletin. Pogo has detected that there is a market for school exercise books. He finds that there is another entry into the stationery room via the adjacent toilets. Suzanne mentions her magazine idea to Mr. McGuffy, but gets a decidedly cold reception for the idea. Stewpot is taking Claire to the disco, but Gripper mentions that he is going too. Suzanne brazenly tries to get paper from the photocopier for her pirate magazine, but fails to get past Miss Mooney. Gripper is becoming an increasing irritant to Randir, who has acquired some helpers with hockey sticks. Meanwhile, Pogo and Duane find their secret entrance to the Stationery Store is through the girls toilets! On exit they encounter Suzanne and Claire, who make use of the illicit passage themselves to get themselves a supply of paper.