 Veteran running star Sebastian Coe, MP, is in the leisure center for a grand opening, but not only finds it s just a toilet they name after him, everybody keeps running off, chasing an 8-year old boy for not paying a 20 cent ticket; Coe even gets caught with his foot in a dead man s bicycle lock while he must urgently get to parliament. Meanwhile Carol s toddler son Ben has escaped by sawing his way out of the cupboard she keeps him in while trying desperately to apply Mr. Brittas  countless tariff rules, so she and Helen bait a trap cage for him. The arrested kid s father mobilizes his friends in an Ancient Warfare Society where he is centurion to literally lay siege on the center, and the police refuses to turn up again for at least a week. As Gordon refuses to surrender the boy, the Ancient troops take and damage the center by force.