 Carmen goes to see Sam in the motel she and her mother are staying in, early in the morning, her house being a war zone. She brings in a "few" things, some of it being Sam s stuff including a jacket she is wearing. As Sam goes through the bag of stuff Carmen finds a bruise on her shoulder, deciding to keep the jacket on. Meanwhile, Jane discovers she is pregnant, freaking out until she see s her "lima been s" heart beat. Brooke tries to talk her dad into calling Jane, who tells her they agreed to take two weeks off to figure things out. Brooke decides to call Jane, Mike quickly reminds her that when her mother was there she forget Jane even existed upsetting Brooke. Back at the motel, Sam is getting ready for school as Carmen watches an old movie. Jane sits down with Carmen watching, Your s Mine and Ours, a story about a family that has eighteen kids combined. Ms. Glass gets a visit from her Uncle Tiption, (played by the same actress). He asks her how many children she has, which Ms. Glass stumbles through, as Uncle Tiption presents her with a diamond pin. The kids attend an SAT prep class, all except Carmen. Ms. Glass asks Mr. Crups to be her husband, worried she will be written out of his will, which Crups refuses to be involved in. Brooke has a talk with their SAT prep instructor, Bonnie, who nails her down to a T, being very similar to Brooke in high school. She asks Brooke what she wants to do with her life, who s not sure, only wanting to be out of high school and on her own. Sam and Lily talk to Carmen, who missed the prep class, finding a blood donor pamphlet in her locker, discovering Carmen is looking for an apartment. Ms. Glass sets her sites on Harrison, asking him to be her baby, which he passes on. Nicole comes down the hall pitching the idea of her acting as Claw s kid. Ms. Glass would rather eat a urinal cake, Nicole asks her what her options are. Brooke has lunch with her SAT prep instructor, loving being in a restaurant. Brooke asks her if she was close to her mother, who she tells Brooke is a freak. Brooke explains how her mother left, came back, broke up her dads marriage, and how she was close to her dads girlfriend Jane. As they have a few drinks, Bonnie waves at a pair of cute guys that are eying them. Jane decides to pay Carmen s mother a visit, who is on her way out to Jazersize class. She figures Jane wants Carmen out of her way, telling her to just leave cause she has other places to stay. Jane tells her mother how she and Sam are sharing a motel room, Carmen s mother telling her that her husband left last night, and feeling kids on complicate the situation. Lily asks Harrison how much Ms. Glass offered him, telling her a hundred bucks, Lily telling him that Carmen could use that money. He decides to take up Ms. Glass s offer, being too late since she is already with child. At the motel room, Jane arrives with a pizza, one she ate in the car. Carmen being out looking for an apartment. Jane tells Sam that her parents split up, feeling Carmen needs to go home, her mother needing her. She also tells Sam she is pregnant, who tells her not to tell Mike. Sam asks how it could happen, calling it an accident which Jane does not like letting it slip that she was an accident, a happy one. Sam freaks out taking a walk. Ms. Glass and Nicole goes over their personal information, Nicole being grossed out when she finds out Ms. Glass sleeps naked. Still at the restaurant, Brooke and Bonnie entertain the two men, Brooke feeling uncomfortable. The guys decide to cancel their 3:30 inviting them back to their place. Bonnie passes out after the guys leave, the waiter telling her she will have to take her home. Harrison tells Lily that Nicole has become Ms. Glass s child as the two pass by in the hall, Lily vowing not to give up. Brooke takes Bonnie home, as a cop pulls up asking to see her registration, which Brooke can not find. He asks her to step out of the car, informing her she is driving a stolen car. Carmen arrives back to the motel telling Sam she found an apartment. Sam asks her why she didn t tell her that her parents split up. Carmen gets upset, it being none of Jane s business to talk to her mother. The phone rings, interrupting them, Brooke being on the other end, calling from jail. Meanwhile at the big dinner, Uncle Tippy meets Nicole, thinking she had a boy from all her letters, which Nicole quickly covers saying she was going through an awkward phase. Tippy is taken by Nicole, loving her spunk. He gives her Ostrage Salamie which grosses Nicole out, Tippy wants to slice it up, Nicole not wanting to, instead she d rather rub it to see if it grows. At the police station, Sam tries to bail Brooke out, who can t being a minor. Sam tells the officer that they are family, explaining their parents are separated but going to be getting back together, Sam letting it slip her mother is pregnant. Back at the dinner, Nicole continues to try and get gifts from Uncle Tippy, when Lily walks in acting as Lyle, Ms. Glass s son, who looks like a poor street kid. Lily gives Uncle Tippy a sad sob story of sexual confusion, blown up birds, and how she s trained her lice. Brooke and Sam talk about the pregnancy, Brooke happy about the news, telling Sam that her dad won t see it as an accident, more as something that came at the right moment. Jane arrives back at the motel room, Carmen telling her that Brooke is in jail for stealing a car. Jane tells Carmen she needs to go home, her mother. Back at the restaurant Tippy is about to write Lily a check, making it out to Carmen, Nicole putting a stop to it, saying she will not pretend to be related to her. When Lily lets it slip asking Nicole how much Ms. Glass is paying her to be her daughter. Tippy lays into Bobbi, Lily and Nicole defending their teacher, Nicole telling Uncle Tippy that if it wasn t for her lesson on STD s she d still think that safe sex meant locking the car door. Tippy gets up and leaves as Nicole and Lily decide to continue their dinner with Ms. Glass. Jane arrives to bail Brooke out, who lets into Bonnie, who the cop takes to call her supervisor. Jane tells Brooke she will not tell Mike, and Brooke apologizes to Jane for the way she treated her. Jane hugs both her girls, Brooke congratulating her on her baby, who swears she will not tell her dad about it. Carmen decides to call up her mother who is at home drinking. She tells her mother she doesn t want to fight anymore she just wants to come home, to which her mother says; don t bother.