 Chandler uncorks champagne for Monica, pretending to Joey -whom he didn t expect there- the reason is his office finally got wrinkle-free fax-paper. Joey wears a tuxedo believing he s hired as host for a PBS telethon, but is actually just hired as one of many phone operators on screen. Phoebe says she hates PBS because it reminds her of the miserable days when her mother watched Sesame Street on it before committing suicide and even bitches Joeys telethon is selfishness masquerading as a good deed; when he retorts there is no such thing as a truly selfless good deed, she promises to prove there is. Ross tries to make up with Emily by phone, but is asked to move to London- without his son Ben?- or she moves to New York, but the he may not to see Rachel any more, which the others consider totally unreasonable; he s desperate enough to leave the decision to a wishing ball, which proves uncooperative. Rachel is curious about Monica s (invented) waiter date,  the best she ever had , which fiction Chandler enjoys enormously and milks like a dog with a bone; alas she s cranky enough to cut him dry for the time being. Not knowing about the condition, Rachel incites Ross to do whatever Emily wants.