 You d think a girl like Jane (Teresa Pavlinek) would know better than to get addicted to cable. Maybe if she d written pulp fiction instead of an historical novel about a young Czech girl and her dog she would have recognized the signs. It all begins on the day she receives her first real nine-to-five pay cheque and the world suddenly became her shopping cart. Unable to keep up with the idle chatter around the water cooler, Jane let it slip that she doesn t have cable. Now it s time to do the tv two-step or get tossed out like poor Deborah, a former Spirits employee who was let go because she wasn t a team player. Cable turns into a giant new flat screen tv, and that leads to digital, and then a PVR. Jane is finally part of the gang; and she s totally hooked. She keeps Spirits  best client waiting while she downloads "Celebrity Pet," ambushes the hairy mailroom guy to talk about "Showdown at the Sands Atlantic," and decides the company kitchen would look twice as large with the mirrored backsplash the "Designer Guys" swear by. They told her she had to fit in; but now she s alienated everyone in the office. Jane is addicted to cable - and it takes an intervention by Stella (Kate Trotter) to set her straight.