 Our host, Han Conried, has disappointing news for sports fans. Conried reads letters from viewers, one of whom is less than admiring. "Fractured Flickers" offers a "Big Contest." Our host regrets that Biff Sturdly will not give his talk, "Actors Are Just Plain Folks." National Safety Month inspires a death-defying public service announcement. Noted he-man, Lachs Dungelfinger, promotes Maidenform gun belts. "Jay Ward Prevues" feature clips from the upcoming series, "Mr. No-Jack," "My Favorite Martini," "Unfair Exchange" and "Mr. Fred." Fey spokesmen promote Fairytown cigarettes. Conried interviews Anna Mari Alberghetti but can t persuade her to sing. Conried reads a telegram from a sponsor who delivers a back-handed compliment. Heavenly Day, the world s foremost astrologist, tells your future. Conried reads a few words about the show from various newspaper clippings. "Pick Your College" offers helpful advice. "Hey, Culture Fans!" delivers good news for music lovers. Mrs. L from Ontario wants to know if Conried s profession upsets his home life. "Odd Occupations" shows various animals and people making a weird living. Conried closes by offering a trivial tidbit calculated to warm the viewers  hearts.