 Monica s ma arranged to get their wedding in the paper, but they need to get a picture from a professional photographer- alas any camera makes Chandler grin like a hyena. Phoebe dates Kyle, who knows both Chandler and Ross -they nickname him Hums While He Pees- from their basketball club, and gets Ross to divert his crazy ex Whitney, which ends up in a ballroom dance-date. Rachel is completely smitten with her office assistant Tag, enough to smell his cloths and be jealous when their colleague Melissa asks him out, she even pays Joey to take Tag out- first to a Knicks game, but then to a bar where they meet dozens of potential rivals for Rach, who now bribes Joey with free Ralph Lauren shirts to stop picking up women together; alas Tag decides instead to go back to his ex-girlfriend.