 Mr. Kennedy comes up with a moustache-weighing competition in order to persuade Banksie to shave his fledgling  tache. Mr. Baxter is starting up a swimming team, and Ziggy volunteers. Danny Kendall thinks an "out of bounds" room is a good place for a smoke, but it s already occupied. He s cornered by older kids, but breaks a pipe and sets off the fire alarm to escape. Imelda also finds the off-limits room, finds some fibreglass and puts it down the back of a 1st former. It s time for the moustache weighing competition, and Mr. Kennedy shaves off his in preparation. Zammo cheats by weighing the hair secretly, but Banksie sees him and reduces the quantity of moustache being weighed. Mr. Kennedy ponders on why Zammo needed the money so badly...