 His parents named him Reginald Regineld. His friends call him "Ditto." At the age of eleven he decided he wasn t going to do anything with his life. And that was going pretty well until senior year when he saw Tracy. This wasn t so much love at first sight as much as it was "completely-head-over-heels-gonna-get-her-at-any-price-even-if-I-make-a-complete-fool-of-myself" love at first sight. And it would burn for decades. Whether she loved him or not.