 Professor s Vrooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artefacts there. Low and behold, it s right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major(Connors) owning the site, a snobbish mother (Sims), and the two professors (Sommer and Williams) constant innuendos, the film ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.