 The quints have their school ball. Parker is always in demand, but while his first choice Carrie Friedman easily accepted,  irresistible  bully Gino Grazano forces his creepy sister Gina on the stud, who finds any attempt to make himself undesirable, even onion stench, backfires. Patton, indomitably ambitious as ever, asks every good-looking girl in school, in alphabetical order, but gets his act together as  dying kid  in time to land nobody less then adult video star (known to dad  where did I see you? !)  Catherine Zeta-Juggs . Penny planned to make a protest appearance as zombie couple with gay Matt, but Pierce s obsessional swing dancing is irresistible to the gay swinger; dad fears even Pearce may get a bad rep as weirdo from that one, and manages to make them jealous enough to break up. Mother can t stop complaining she missed her prom because dad was still drunk from a mates night boozing before...