 Messrs Lawton (a hit-man), Horton (expecting some middle-aged dating agency nooky) and Orton (checking out properties for his boss) converge on the Hotel Gabriella in Venice. Linguistic mix-ups by the staff mean each of the trio get wrong instructions for the next day. So Horton meets up with puzzled estate agent Caroline to see what she s offering, Orton attempts to make a gang of hoods an offer they can t refuse on their villa, while Lawton sets off to rub out a lonely-hearts lady from Huddersfield.