 Penny gets the chance of a lifetime to leave the town: her own Romeo and Juliet school production can earn her a scholarship. Alas supervising teacher Ms. Hentschel not only forces her to dump gay talent Matt as Romeo for Patton, who thus gets to kiss Parker s girlfriend Carrie, who never kisses the hunk on the lips, while the Chase parents make Penny appoint worthless Paige for the props she plans to dispense with altogether, but Hentschel frowns on Penny s minimalistic approach, so she is forced to do it line-prompter Pearce s comics superhero-way. Meanwhile pa Bob manages to make his neighbor invite him and ma for a dinner and, his point, jacuzzi, but that isn t always as naked as they believed. On the opening night, even patiently supportive big brother Parker is trough watching Patton get all the kisses, and arranges for an alternative course of events...