 FACT: The fake drivers license Lisa gives Wyatt to get into the bar  would be rejected by any bar bouncer in Illinois. Besides being cut  crooked, the drivers license number doesnt match the name, sex, and  birth date information shown on the license. Bouncers know that  Illinois drivers license numbers can be decoded to yield that data.  The number shown on the license should belong to a female born in  1951 whose last name begins with P.