 FACT: In "The French Take Woodland," Jacques Chirac calls a poker  hand with three 9s and two queens a full house, "queens over nines";  similarly, Robert Evans calls a hand with three 9s and two kings  "kings over nines." In proper poker terminology, the three of a kind  is "over" the two of a kind. Therefore, the two hands described  should be called "nines over queens" and "nines over kings."