Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Phillip/Randy Marsh/Fat Abbot/Mr. Garrison/Mr. Mackey/3rd Fat Abbot character/Roy/Teenage Boy/Clyde/Yolanda/Bill Cosby Tom the News Reporter/Grandpa Marvin Marsh/Miss Diane Choksondik/Ned Gerblanski/Officer Barbrady/Big Gay Al/Mr. Hankey/Dr. Alphonse Mephesto/Dr. Doctor/Twong Lu Kim/Bill Clinton/George Bush/Additional Voices